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Jarus: 9ja also weeps for you

Haha bros, I no follow oh

Gosh! I don't know if I should laugh, cry or dance to this. There r so many Jamb candidates that r far more better than these ppl yet they still fail exams.. I weep for 9ja

Ishilove: LOL. Madman

Hahahahaha my brain is intact ohh

BREAKING NEWS!

BREAKING NEWS!!

BREAKING NEWS:

Rihanna is pregnant
and Chris is responsible. Rihanna, this
morning admitted to being pregnant
and said she is more than capable to
take care of a child on her own.

Rihanna came clean after confrontation by Chris’ girlfriend as to how it
happened.

Rihanna Mmaduakor, a house help in
Aba,Abia state, admitted to
having an affair with her employer, Mr
Chris Obi.....

Hope I didn't get someone *punked*....arr
rgh

HAPPY SUNDAY,SweetheartS!.

LOL

ijigbamigb: BB just reach ya village?

Hahahaha.. Guy take it easy on him abeg. Lwtmb

I can c it happening in the nearest future. Nothing is impossible on earth and definitely we would deny the truth cuz we r blind like those ppl Noah called to enter the ark after warning them that God was gonna destroy the world with water but they laughed and cursed him.

berem: Am sure all these guys supporting sexkillz don't have packs! Too much of star and guilder!

Buhahahaahaha..lwtmb ohh!!

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Its Good To Try Ur Creator! Nevertheless! I pity your life.

Yeah I've seen/met my clone before. The only thing that differentiated us was my height cuz I'm 6ft tall.

Artlove: Lol u b fool o lol

Lol. Who b d fool for here na?

CLIQBOY: you must be an armrobber too

Na wa ohh.

Lagusta: Bros don't mind the haters jare.... They can't even crack a boiled egg, talkless of cracking a primary school joke!!!

Lol! Life would b so boring without haterz! Thnx Bro.

realsammie: YES. do you have a problem with that

Nope I don't hv a problem with that. I just wanted to know what else he had in mind asking me that question. That's all

Leemak: 40 laptops whether u like or not Dame Patience Jonathan is coming back to Nigeria in 'casket'......i dont give a damn!

Na today? Soon we will c d Nigerian Flag flying at half mast!

CLIQBOY: you must be an armrobber too

Hahahaha take am easy na

aieromon: I saw a kangaroo today on my way to work. How about that?

Does a forest lead to your workplace? #Just asking oh

QueenAw: @Hardbody, leave the fool called packman. You corrected his spelling error and rather than show gratitude, he throws insults.
What an educated illiterate!!
How can he spell when he is full of arrogance? We blame the educational sector but truth is, some can never learn. When they talk or write, you wonder how they can claim to be students/graduates. Hm, graduates of gbagaunology!

Hahahahahaha.. typical gbagaunology nahni!

anonymous419: [color=#000099][/color] no offense but is that a joke?

If its not a joke then tell me what it is. Thank U.

slimchi2k2: nice one bro

Tnx

Two dwarfs go to a bar and after a few drinks pick up two prostitutes and take them back to there hotel rooms. The first dwarf can't get an erection, his depression is made worse when he hears his friend shouting
"HERE I COME AGAIN.. ONE.. TWO.. THREE... UUH!!" All night long.
In the morning the second dwarf asks the first
"How did it go""
The First says
"it was so embarassing I couldnt get hard.."
The second shook his head saying
"YOU THINK THAT'S EMBARASSING!! I COULDN'T EVEN GET ON TO THE BED..."

eledalo: Since she was bitten during a church fasting programme, the shark bite is obviously a gift from God. Halleluyah!

Gift ke! Demons r still chasing her lmao

packman: [size=15pt]
U RE TIRED OF LIFE......U RE COMPLETE CINERO OF A FAUSTRATED DUMB ASSS NIGERIAN IF AM CORRECT U RE FROM THE ALUU REGION THAT HAS THEIR BRAIN AT THE EDGE OF THEIR ANUS FLUTING THEIR CREEPY MOUTH ABOUT..... AM SURE U WERE ALSO BEING BEAT BY THE SHARK ABI IDIOTIC FELLOW [/size]

#HOLY MOSES# Where you bitten by a mice?

A Soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few
minutes. I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two Military Police came running along and asked
her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that way."

After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt And said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to
go To Iraq." The nun said she can fully understand the fear. The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but
you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen. The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen
the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either."

I am new here. I don;t know how things work here but im hoping someone shows me around.

chaircover: Why am I not surprised? Infact it still wouldn't surprise me if the figure was 10 fold at iyana Iba or Egbeda alone

Hahaha! Exactly my thought! Drivers @long Iyana Iba down to Iyana -Ipaja r crazy! Their mouths ooze like rotten corpse mostly in the early hours after drinking several packs of dry gin and paraga.

I h8 Bedbugs because they are very difficult to get rid of unlike rats and cockroaches.

obowunmi: You don scatter the girl tootoo finish, the thing don dey tire you. Dey find fresh kpomo

[quote author=acidosis™]This is the summary. Every other thing is crap.. (oh yes crap because you can always change and correct her)
BTW, am not saying you shouldn't leave her.. but use your conscience. . use it bro..[/quote]I have tried my best but its not working. I don't think i can move on but im looking for a way to do it without hurting her.

RealBitch: So, because you pity her,you won't move on? Fine. Feel free to marry her and live a miserable married life

I think you know exactly how i feel. Should i explain it to her and let her know that i can't move on with the relationship?

I'm 22 and this is my first relationship and it has gone for about 8months. The first 4months were great, she was nice to me, lots of love, lots of sex just perfect some times she has a really harsh attitude towards me on little things, and if we ever get in fights it always seems to be my fault. And if I get upset about something she doesn’t take it into consideration, and its still my fault. If it was the other way round I have to be the one to fix everything. I feel like I am involved in a one sided relationship, now I"m not sure that I love her and I am unsure that she is the one.

The problem is that she thinks I am the one for her and that we are going to get married, and again I am not so sure. Lately my feelings have been fading for her. Another complication is that an old friend that i really loved is in my life again and I feel that she is the one for me, I had an honest conversation with this girl, saying that I've always liked her and she said it too. I think I'm a good person and i care SO much for my GF. Please help me i am lost, my nature and conscience wont let me inflict that pain on someone, what should I do? Should I wait it out a little longer? Should I talk to her about how I am feeling?

Please help.