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Mine: I'd say Britain, US, Australia

Britain because people live in ghettos and do not mix with each other in a quasi-apartheid system.

US....4 God's sake, they even divide americans by race!! everywhere you go you have to specify what race are you... is there anything more racist than that?

Australia because they're the most anti-immigration country on Earth.


Yours? And why?........

coogar: it's a disgrace that a legend like clifford orji died just like that.....

A Legend as the 1st Nigerian Cannibal right? Give yourself a round a applause.

Abrantie: MMIA/Naija is sh!tz and Yvonne is just telling the truth. Accept it or die.

STFU!! STUPID CLOWN LIKE U..

Emmy9ite: Derailers paradiiisssseeee!!!! A good thread for august visitors! Where are those peeps that spoilt ma thread,as far as am in nairaland,your thread will never see the light of the day. **touches his finger on the ground,to his tongue and looks up** I SWEAR!!!!

Abegi make person hear word jawe. Must u make ur plans KNOWN before taking action?

What do they stand to gain in all these? Absolutely NOTHING!! I HATE CULTSIM!!!

Haha, I have unleashed my master plan!

Caring-funny-smart-logical-awesome-

See? No spaces. Haha. The first one to think of that. I feel so proud

We know very little about the universe, but human arrogance would not let us admit it.

Mystiqme: Marry your sister and let us have peace.

Buhahahahahahaha

[quote author=jerseyboy]If not his friend some body else go stil la igi the sweet girl. Fire wood must split nah.[/quote


Lwkmd! D guy sister na firewood??

xynerise: Tell him your sister has spiritual problem

Hahahahaha....U need prayers.lwkmd

Cosmic Rays ko, Blu-Rays ni...STUPID HEDIOTS! BASCARDS

omotola1: If water or tissue doesn‘t satisfy you, pls kindly try maize cob.

Wet or Dry Maize Cob?

Hahahaha lyk father/lyk son... U can plant an orange seed and expect mango lol... Justice, enjoy life while it lasts jare..

dikkybutt: Carton is da best.Cabin biscuit or cornflakes carton...just make sure it's moist.

Haba! U r harsh oh!R u still living in the 19th century?

Using water is cleaner and more hygienic, especially for females. Plus, using toilet paper only leads to more deforestation. 4rm comments I've seen so far, many peeps are behaving as if their ancestors and for-fathers have never used water or leaves to wipe their butts. Mstchewww

wow what an eyesore !!! That place MUST be demolished quickly. Gov Peter Obi has my support!

'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand

And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing..as do some other body parts to eh??.

The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet.

The words 'racecar,'

and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.' (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber band last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE 2 moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls

froze completely solid.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Winston Churchill

was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Now you know more than you did before!!

mymen: 50% funny

Thank you very much, This is a good tip for me and i will continue doing my best

toygod2: CANT KIP MY EYES OFF READING THIS,OVA N OVA AGAIN.......GUD WORK

Thanks Bro...

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