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Am a weirdo


But the most scary one is that I chew cord

Fight Loading

Whatever


There must be a fight at that National convention today

Mark my words

WATCHOVER:
Soludo talks too much, hit the ground running and commission towards the end of your term, Is more honorable than building castle in the air, to govern a state is different from CBN, state is large in terms of policies

You're just a pained fellow

Copirata:
Go Start your own business

Just dash me capital

Business men

In this period of Buhari na im person want just to trend

FERNANDEZISBACK:
If only the ones that were evacuated from Ukraine earlier on heard about this...
Now they are back to Nigeria their fatherland..while the ones in Ukraine are planning on going into Russia..

So putin puppets which one will you go for?
Remain in Nigeria?

Move to Russia where they have a crumbling economy?

Or remain in Ukraine?

I think you have a crumbling brain

This thing the US is looking for can they be able to contend it when it finally gets to them??

Maybe, just maybe they have a pre-season match to play after the church service

Allah akbar

Spiderman2:
Last night was just the most embarassing moment of my life, i still don't believe that it happened to me.

I'm 31years old now, and i can't even remmember the last time i urinated on the bed while sleeping. Those time was my childhood age. But yesterday, it did happened again.

So, i was with my friends in my dream, while we are walking on the street, i decided to urinate.
But while urinating, i did not no it was happening real as i was doing it in real life with my girl beside me.

i woked up and discovered i was being covered in urine, not just me, but the bed as well was filled with my 2ltrs of urine.

If you can imagine the embarrasment when my girl was asking; did you urinated on the bed? I could not even replied her, i don't even believe it.
I'm still thinking about what to tell her, because i still feels so disappointed to have done that.

I'm thinking there is spirit behind it, because i don't still believe such thing could happene.

What i need right now is what to tell her.

If I happened to be in your shoe bro, I will deny it...

I will even accuse her of doing it... Lol

Ezendimmuo:
I broke up with my girlfriend last week while I was in NYSC camp

She hung up on me when I told her I didn't have any money for her food even when I sent her money a day before...

She cheated on me as well with a particular "married" man...I think she got pregnant for him and aborted it...
I forgave her...

She has lied to me in the past about her whereabouts..right now..I don't even trust her...

She chatted me up today and was begging me for another chance that she will do better..

I'm really tempted to accept her back..
Even though I don't trust her..
But I have missed her so much...

M so confused
Can she change?

A girl....


A Nigerian female specie...


A broke one oo...

Hung up on you because she couldn't feed herself...


Cheated on you with a married man...


Got pregnant for him and even ABORTED it...



Lies about her whereabouts


And you don't even trust her...



Now you're tempted to accept her back...


Because she has promised to do BETTER


Anyway, you can SIMPly accept her back and watch her do BETTER




SIMP?

Lol....
Broke girls sees a relationship as a collateral to level up.

NairalandSon:
I'm not a troublesome person. Rather, a very peaceful and peace loving person. But that shouldn't translate into being an idiot.

Greetings to you all, I'm here because I have realized the level of mature minds in this forum. I need advice on how to recover my 5k from someone without putting up a fight even though I think it may lead to fight.

This guy came begging, crawling on the floor I should borrow him 5k and he will refund in less than 2 weeks. Going to 6 months now, he has been avoiding me. I lent him the money when I was working (contract job) and now I don't have a job again and in need of help to even survive until I find another job. More burden is my sick mother. The drugs I was supposed to buy for her since on Tuesday, I haven't been able to buy. Let me also say that I almost forgot about the money but now due to what I'm facing, I really need a refund of that money. It is not my fault. Economy is not smiling at me at all.

Now, the thing is, he is not even using a smart phone that I can snatch from him. If I go to his house to pick anything, I know he will certainly confront me which may lead to fight and nobody knows how it will end.

God forbid, let it not be another case of "one or two died over unpaid debt". After all, we have heard and read many times of such cases for amount less than N1000. I hope this is not a pending case

I need your advice which can avert that from making Nairaland front page.

Thank you.

Lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44

Since your are a peace loving person please let it go...

Forgive him but do not forget

Just remove your mind from the person owing you and the amount he owes you and focus on getting a job and making ends meet.


Things will surely fall back in place for you

Imagine killing someone just because he owes 5k?

You won't like it.


One thing about forgive a debt even though it is hard to let go is that your debtor will never have a peace of mind and he/she cannot come for more...


PLEASE MOVE ON...

When a country is being run by smart men you don't hear things like :

We will assure

We will constitute
We pray

We're shock

I'm shock

We blame..

The list goes on

Vanzcharles:
Some people are just sad!

Yea that's true but they should just lock their sadness up and stop transferring to another

Karlovych:
Igbos Again!!

You will you die if you abstain from being a tribal bigot

Na them...

These are the ones that have made it look like learning a trade or a handwork is now a taboo among the youth



These are the ones that have change everything that it used to be in being in a relationship with our Nigerian girls


These with their ill gotten wealth have made it look like working hard and smart patiently is now out of the world



The police and the court of law should just send them to where they will only be eating a VERY watery beans twice in a week.



Na them...

I will help him on condition of letting me out of this shit hole

Veggieseedies:
Social media inspired

Moral decadence of the society of today, teachers should also start a "Nolecturechallange" in schools at least for three months or as long as the challenge lasts. The post pictures of how they are sleeping, gisting in class, eating groundnuts and bananas.

We go clap for them

There is nothing like moral decadence in this


You should know that in between being born and death is LIVING


so while you live, just have fun and be happy

Wonders of the West

What the North, can NOT!!!









This scenery tells you what have become of Nigeria after the british handed her over to the Northerns.



The country has been raped to stupor

From a very fine country to some thing looking like a mad man

Akpa amu na amaro ife bu ide waec

Oga you are not man enough if you are you wouldn't be seeking for some piece of advice on a ghosting a confused lady


You're as confused as the lady

Suspect1:
do you know who is oga mosodii??.
Anyways the first picture below for you, and the second one for both of us.
Say no to noise making.

I don't like you neither do I hate you
If you don't care please don't mention me again

Suspect1:
do you know who is oga mosodii??.
Anyways the first picture below for you, and the second one for both of us.
Say no to noise making.

I don't like you neither do I hate you
If you don't care please don't mention me again

Suspect1:
noise indeed.

Ironically you've been the empty barrel that just registered on Nl yesterday only to be making the LOUDEST noise



Bleep off empty skull

wizonlyson:
..am about 22 this month..my dad is still beating me, anytime i offend him.. my life is being fustrated, by his hands..am confused..i feel like am homeless.. please!!!..what should i do to end this, agony life am living..i need your help.. abeg..

Boy do the right thing and stop offending your old man


Also make plans to get your own place as soon as possible

See story naa...

Her ex

Selling hard drugs

Her ex friend, a fraudster

Tales of two drug addict


Show me your friend and I will tell you who you are



No need for court to decide they should just throw her into where her mates are contesting for beauty pageant

Good for the students
Me I learnt tailoring while on the 2012/2013 6 months ASUU strike