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This is one of the core reason many artistes left the industry.
No morale, No motivation, crime everywhere.
We were afraid of pirates and now we even rob our selves of lyrics in broad daylight!
The most guilty of this lot is Kiss Daniel and Dj coublon.
Even that yeye Sugarboy.
Sometimes I will be like, who is submitting people's jobs to kiss daniel?
He is a smart thief I swear!
I almost sued J martins if he had dared released the video of "Ikwusigo".
I sent people to warn him seriously coz I had good connections to pin him down!.
Such a blind thief.
This music industry will soon be worse than Nollywood i swear!
I give it next 5 years to look epileptic.
Stupid thieves everywhere!!!

Once a lady resembles her Dad in anyway, She doesn't come out a ravishing beauty.. Its always rare!..HML anyway

Most of them from last 2 years do nothing and yet paid. Is that the EXPERIENCE?

My guy Bar.Arinze was here...
Proud of him joor

Follygunners:
Guy, you normal sha?

Yes I even normal pass the sperm Wey produce you

Follygunners:
Craze dey worry you ni. Abeg speak real language for dis forum joor. Isokuso lenu eye!

Its real language joor
Ezi ofia
Onye ofe mmanu

With all this high crime rate, the best Ambode can think of is to overvalue his dirty state and increase Land Use Act.
Such a shithole!

LaudableXX:
Don't be silly. Did you go to the Ministry of Lands & Housing in Alausa, Lagos to get statistics or proof to buttress your claims, that majority are Igbos? Why do you people tell such big lies, like this? Oh, so Yoruba, Igala, Kanuri, Kilba, efik etc do not wear caps as part of their traditional wear again, in Abuja? Only hausa people wear caps, right? Can you see how clueless you sound?

You re nothing but spent school fees
Infact talking to you is like giving a scholarship to a goat..
You don't make sense even to yourself!

She was just stubborn...

R.I.P to her

iaatmguy:
increase in luc is against every land/house owner in Lagos state not a particular tribe, are igbos the only non indigenous tribe?.
Na WA for you o
Have a good day

The majority is the Igbos...
Its like saying nobody should wear a native cap in Abuja..
No be Hausa be your target?
Thunder should strike your senses pls..

The madness continues...
What's so special about their Lagos?
When you overvalue yourself, you hit the bottom rock!

iaatmguy:
obviously you are still young at heart, did the tax say only non indigenous should pay it.
Why do you bring tribalism in every thing.
Isiewu
Onye ara

Tribe wetin?
Nkita racha gi anya there!
You won't see bad thing and speak against it coz its in your blood.
Stop speaking the few Igbo you borrowed.
Aturu enwero onye nche.
Ezi ofia!

iaatmguy:
where is your own "not pure civilian".
Hate filled cone heads.
The tax never mentioned any tribe, everyone pays but you decided to infuse tribalism. I wonder how you reason. You throw attacks and play victim when your opponent fights back. Same with your god Nnmadi Kanu. He threatened to bring the zoo down only to chicken out when the Nigerian army gave him a little show down.
Stop playing victim

Shut up jare...
Last last na your afonja brown roof republic brothers go still vacate this Lagos coz una level no go reach...
Its you and your people that will cry victim last last.
We ain't lazy like you.
Inugo?

iaatmguy:
children of hate
It pains you that your generations cannot lay claim to Lagos state Awon omo Iran Kiran. So Calabar which was the federal capital territory prior to Lagos too is a no man's land? Use your little brain
Don't be envious, maybe in the next generation you can lay claim to something good from Nigeria. Cone head 5% people, irrelevant tribe. Would never produce the president tribe. Lol

You say hate?
Hate on a Yoruba man?
God forbid ooo...
Envy wetin?
We started seeing before you were even born.
My point is that if you people don't take time, you will in cure the wrath of the FG.
The next political party might not even be friendly.
Remember the days of PDP?
Besides OBJ isnt a pure civilian ok?
Maybe na that one dey high you say una don produce president.
You own the cone heads. Igbos don't
Anumpama!

iaatmguy:
what have you done in your own state.
Which draconian law have you rescinded?
Remove the log in your eye first..........

Dont worry you guys will feel the calm after the storm..
Maybe the Lagos thing is entering your head and making it bigger in size..
Pride comes before the fall

iaatmguy:
your choice of utilizing your thinking capabilities amazes one, so you mean only " none lagosians" would pay the charge. SMH

Other state governments re watching..
The worst is that your tribe are even too afraid to talk

iaatmguy:
people from the land of erosion are here again.
Lagos belongs to yorubas. Get that in your envy filled cone head.

Lagos belongs to the federal government.
The day it says all Yoruba's should leave Lagos, you must leave that place or you think APC will last till 2025?

Dumb skull

[quote author=Xisnin post=65653429]The law is targeted at homeowners not some hustlers owing house rent, but you are free to relocate to
your village in protest.[/quote

Dude a landlord is a home owner..
A houseowner is also a landlord automatically.
What do you think will happen after he pays 4 million and you happen to be his tenant?
For your info I don't live in your fucken dirty LAGOS.
The capital of all APC shitholes....

Igbo's sef...
The last stupid thing I will ever do is rush to that Lagos to buy land or even live there..
Pls let's live their Lagos for them and try other climes if you re wise.
They will reap the results of the seed of tribalism they sow everywhere..
By the time they meet a Lagos looking as calm like Abuja, their body language will change

Uhmmm......I have my own opinion to all this bullshit.
Before i spend that much, she must be worth it in financial value & character..
I mean she must have job with a good heart..
QED

Bibi294:
I want to be like you

Get closer to God..
He is the giver of all gifts..
Am that good coz I have good memory abilities.
Its rare

eleojo23:
Finished the dictionary?
I am not surprised that you went into coding. Your brain is programmed for that kind of thing.

Good luck in your endeavours.

Thanks a lot..

If I hear say I pity this one ehh..

Get close to ladies like this and run for your dire life..
A good market sells itself.
Nobody is perfect but you can try to get close to a pure & open soul.
I knew a girl that centered university at 15.
I was afraid she will loose her core value coz of her naive age..
She was also very beautiful.
All my concerns for was as if I was after her or toasting her..
She called me one day that she almost got manhandled by a guy in their student hostel coz she always enter their room to watch movies..
I advised her to stay off boys and make more female friends..
She was in the eastern campus and parents far away in Lagos.
At a point I had to give up coz she wasn't even listening..
Fast forward four years after graduation, she was a graduate at 19.
I heard she became a real bad girl while in school.
Sleept with so many guys.
She called me from the blue one day to wish me Happy Birthday..
But I have lost interest coupled with all the useless stories I heard..
Lesson:-
Your history will always follow you.
Your character is your good luck charm

If I hear say I pity this one ehh..

Get close to ladies like this and run for your dire life..
A good market sells itself.
Nobody is perfect but you can try to get close to a pure & open soul.
I knew a girl that centered university at 15.
I was afraid she will loose her core value coz of her naive age..
She was also very beautiful.
All my concerns for was as if I was after her or toasting her..
She called me one day that she almost got manhandled by a guy in their student hostel coz she always enter their room to watch movies..
I advised her to stay off boys and make more female friends..
She was in the eastern campus and parents far away in Lagos.
At a point I had to give up coz she wasn't even listening..
Fast forward four years after graduation, she was a graduate at 19.
I heard she became a real bad girl while in school.
Sleept with so many guys

I was more than a bookworm...

First position came effortlessly..
My brain is hard and tough.
I once finished the Advanced Learners English Dictionary.

Many doubted it until they throw questions here and there. I answered and explained all the vocabularies.
People fear me shaa.
But now I do coding/programming and I want to be the best this country has ever seen..

well my female yoruba partner in business sent me a BC of info about child voters from the North. Admonishing me to share to my igbo brothers.
i laughed hard at her.
Told her to send that to their political grandfather Tinubu coz its obvious their tribe is politically deaf and dumb!

Oterere- ughelli south

Means Rotten ynash in my native dialect..lol

comradeodunze:
Okorocha should take note.

As in ehhh...

His statues no just make sense

Simply Amazing..
This inspires me a lot as an artiste

Lol,....lies everywhere

izzy4shizzy:
95% of girls has nothing to offer in a relationship other than sex, the painful part is, they think the deserve the whole world, and they are always the first yo cry foul when tins dont go their way,

How person wan even find wife for this nigeria sef

My dear the thing tire me o..

I dey plan go Oyibo land go find wife o..
Me and my guys have concluded on this last week..
Na so so crazy ladies full this country..
Good ones rare like complete pack of sardines.

U.B.A:
That bank looks like a shrine.. Everywhere is just painted Red! And the bank is very stingy, they will never employ workers. It’s only UBA you will enter & see empty cashier seats… They will be up to like 2 employed but there will be only 1 Cashier who ends up delaying customers.

GTB:
This bank has the highest number of customers! The only bank that looks like aba ariaria market. U queue like mofedaku. The only difference is that you see people with suits and pen, they have their wahala but I like them shaa

Skye Bank:
Hian! This bank will just be looking like somebody’s bathroom. Very small bank, dem go jampack people like sardines! Their workers no dey even wear suit again probably because of heat… Everybody dey enter the bank with hand fan

Diamond Bank:
Only their Lemon Green Colour can make you open 18 accounts with them even if nothing is inside. That is the only thing good about them. They have few branches in cities, their banking hall is like onitsha main market place. But their transfer protocol be like American constitution, simple to transfer with ATM, u go first go sign Non disclosure agreement.

Zenith bank:
This one ehn…? The only thing dem know how to do best is to decorate their walls with mirrors. You will just stay at the front and be seeing someone behind you? Sometimes if you enter the bank, you will be confused, you won’t even know which road to follow because everybody is appearing two two for the mirror. I wonder if their CEO is a Crystal palace fan. Just carry crystal glass full everywhere!

Sterling Bank
Where do I start from, hmmm this bank looks like eatery, atimes I used to mistake it for where they are selling ice creams, ices and sharwama

Union Bank:
Chai! This bank ehn? I cannot fit yab dem because dem old pass my grandpapa!?
Sometimes, I begin to think maybe the children of Israelites have accounts with Union bank… Their security men sef na old old old papas dem be…. You go enter bank to pay na people with walking stick u go dey see ..

FCMB
They are just beautiful women with good attitudes only that all your incomes will just be going for aso ebi and ice cream

FIDELITY
That one na bank for retired teacher, the only issue in customer care na about pension, u reach cashier point, one old papa will be withdrawing #45,675, #5 naira will always appear. I wonder if no be that bank dey hold all #5 CBN prints. Infact, they are the only bank whose ATM has pension button.

FIRST BANK.
Ah ah ah, this bank can annoy somebody, their first wahala na their door, they will just be screening u like say na jamb office. If you enter nko, queue be like Aba road hold up for port Harcourt, Infact the most annoying tin is some of their workers behaviour, somebody will just be counting #7,000 with machine and #200,000 with ordinary hand. They can screen #1000 like keke people but the good thing about them is their ATM galleries. For that one them try.

Wema Bank
that one na fishermen and panel beaters dey go there recently.

UNITY BANK:
Make them just return their name back to BANK OF THE NORTH. Because how person go wan enter bank e go come be like say u dey enter Zaria city gate. , everywhere they smell Turare (perfume) even the cashiers speak Hausa with u because u wear Agbada.

Keystone Bank.
This bank looks like they are always on strike. The banking hall looks like they only attend to one customer at a time.

Heritage Bank:
that one looks like PDP Secretariat after 2015 election. Even their flag is worn out

Ecobank.
That one looks like NaijaBet office. Its always jam packed on Fridays only. With lots of branches and many people that speaks many African languages especially in Lagos branch
Sometime I suspect that bank has something to do with Chelsea FC

Access bank:
Na shakara dey worry them. Their account opening process be like application for Canadian visa.

Stanbic IBTC.
The bank suppose to relocate back to South Africa. Everybody dey speak through their nose seff.

CBN...
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