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Well i have seen a lot of idiocies in this life that i don't believe any facade posed by a christian anymore.
Have you ever gotten close to an ardent church minded christian and hit the ground running for your dire life?
Its been part of my countless experience and they don't surprise me anymore.
They can recite the doctrine or church yearly calendar from A-Z but still cannot think positive for once!
Their name is called out on every church society or group but still can't do without deadly slanders and gossips!
Don't tell me you haven't seen them before.
They are everywhere looking for whose blood to suck and talk about brazenly.
They are full of envy, lack focus, ungrateful and always crafty.
Church gives them vibes and not Christ!
If Heavenly gates is guaranteed by number of church programmes & services, they will make Heaven.
There is no church they don't go to or sort out coz they can't stand one church alone sometimes.
Had a friend like that last year.
He walked straight from the church to my house to drop a bomb of a lie!
No fear or freight, No guilt or Conscience..Just a religious bigot
One strange thing is that they don't read their bible and know less about Christ.
They so much love the church dangerously coz even their master the devil is a church goer.

One of the reasons am parking out this January...

Stupid set of neighbors even landlord sef dey gossip like Olodo

Imagine landlord advising you to dump your girlfriend when you barely talk to him?

imagine landlord telling you that your fellow bachelor in the same compound doesn't put generator for his girlfriend to enjoy the night.

Imagine landlord asking my fellow bachelor's girlfriend who impregnated her in the middle of a yard meeting?

Imagine landlord that will advise you to buy land and bulid a house when he built rubbish and haven't even fenced his land properly?

i can go on without stopping..

i now hate compounds that landlords live in them!

I had three female neigbours that kept gossiping throughout 2016 and got evicted in 2017 coz of not paying rent.
they spent precious time talking and not working.
They even welcomed me the day i parked in with brazen unguided gossips in my presence!

SpaceAngel:
You are a bachelor and worried about your neighbours wives? In the first place you have no business with whatever they do. Mind your own business, just greet everyone and pass, else na trouble you de find.

Why shouldn't i?

when she will come to my door to ask if am frying meat?

if am ready to go out or feed my dog?.. Even giving me lectures on how to mate my dog?
someone i barely talk to?

landlady for that matter!!!!

seriously i have suffered...

1Sharon:
Wow..they really discuss this?

You never know them sef..

one will be shouting at her fellow gossip neighbour jovially in broad daylight.

"mama favour you don leave shop rush back to collect styles from your husband abi!"

i just couldn't believe my ears!!

In Beyonce's voice, pretty hurts..
In my voice, lack of attention hurts...
This one na person mother sef?

Am just laughing...
This man that claimed to be a consultant while he was our former client.
He almost convinced my new client that he was a consultant himself when the guy went to meet him for minor briefs on how he paid for our services.
Him go school at all?
He can lie for Africa!
Life is a turn-table shaa

when you always try to repeat a fit done by your colleague as if life is a competition..
meanwhile outside Lagos, Olamide may still not meet up that capacity.
wrong timing plus bad album impact/sales.
fame doesnt last

destiny calls........

Am next

Making such sacrifice by ignoring parental advice for a Nigerian lady/guy is risky expect if he/she not the stubborn type or doesn't sulk!!!
The day he/she will start quarrel with you, they will say stupid things that will make you regret ever making that sacrifice.
Its like helping a poor person and tomorrow he/she says you re too poor for his/her likeing..
#Nonsense & ingredients

pauljumbo:
If this guy want to make it in life he should pay tithe

That's the secret of SIMI

She pays tithe for all her song even her mother is usher in daystar

It pays to pay tithe

ANUOFIA

i give it to freeze anyday

habsydiamond:
Na money most of them brain dey ring everytime...that's why most of them no sabi anything except money.....even if u cut book put inside Na still miss call e go end...women and money are simply 5&6

na so my bro

LogoDWhiz:
You don't need to resort to insults to pass a point.

Yes, my type won't see a sense in it but I owe humanity the duty of helping a nigga.

Online self gratification is deceitful. Don't indulge in it.

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maybe its your popi that is the nigga here.
Get a life please

LogoDWhiz:
This is just an ego massaging thread. But you bring all your life drama to nairaland?

Your type will never see any sense in this post..
Pls leave the thread alone na..
Awon busybody!
Ode point 40

I meet a Jambite girl called Isabella early last year via my friend..
Tried encouraging her to go write her WAEC again. Promising to help her..
I tried bringing her closer but she kept pulling away.
She never wanted to even know where i stay....
Late last year, God gave her sense and she decided to re-write her WAEC.
She called me and was like;-
"Dave can you borrow me 5k?"
I was like "Bella am I your boyfriend?"
After six months of not seeing me, someone called from nowhere asking of 5k like its Five Naira!.
She thinks she now needed me because she wanted money?
Now she is working and still gives me excuses on how we can never meet.
I told her one day I can double her salary.
She didn't believe me.
I told her that I rented a shop, she said its my Dad and not me..
I told her I still live fine upon loosing 50k early this year at an ATM stand..
The girl then sent me pictures of shoes I should buy for her on her birthday..
I was just bemused by her lame antics..
Even if I had no brain, why should I oblige?
These girls are crazy #ASAF!
Does it have anything to do with this town in particular?
Only God knows...
Well she got her birthday gift in 3D Bollywood movies.
Am not that stupid yet..
I have a friend I do borrow from if I mistakenly run broke but I must visit his house or office and must inquire how his business is faring..
That is what is called social ethics.
Our ladies need to learn alot. A whole lot.
Even Fishes still got more brains than some of them

5 toilet rolls in one week...lol

Am proud of wizkid.
not because of him but because he is making a huge impact.
Breaking a jinx that you cant be big in this country doing good foreign songs has killed many talents LIKE style-plus and others

Livefreeordieha:
ignorance and illiteracy...No wonder alot of u end up dieing like bugs...The said uba was also a political thug...Or bigotry clouded ur comprehension?

so that justifies the envy and killing?

May your Ogun strike you there

hotwax:
he died for not developing anambra his village

common shut your dirty dynasty trap called mouth..

coz your people no dey Anambra abi?

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Sunday Are is a Yoruba man. Tekno bringing out his hand to shake him was a dumb move. DavidO carrying himself into matter wey no concern na issa frog move!
That boy is having wizkidphobia or what?. Anytime he hears Wizkid, he charges like Mac- Gregor abi?. No wahala. Time will tell

DavidO should be wise o..
What if someone had died?
That would be another death around him abi?
Hmmm....
The point I see here is that he lacks respect. WizKid started making waves before he got our attention
while shouting "OMO baba Olowo" everywhere. He should have respect joor!!

Monkey no fine but him mama like am

LesbianBoy:
Which yeye super star album?

Album that is full of stolen songs

Yet the idiot accused davido of not writing his own songs

Okey he stole songs from your grandpa right?

jumpandpas:
FOOL of sense indeed. He's only disgracing himself, if not that he's a fool he should have known that what this Pope did has been done over and over by so many pastors before now. Freeze is as useless as Robert Mugabe's excreta, a FOOL that came on line to brag buying jamb form for someone. Let him tell us how many people he has established.
He's fighting a lost battle. I must pay my tithe come rain come shine and if he wants me to stop let him tell God to stop blessing me.

Pastor pikin spotted

David O can buy songs but not a successful album. Him go pay tire sef
like 5 million times 25 songs...lolzzzz

The goal is for the Grammy and other major international awards.
Wizkid should keep it up. He will get to it. As for DavidO, I hate his noise.
Ass-licking Tekno's style and buying more songs from him wouldn't help him next year. Another album will still flop!!!

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whateverkay:
He's even Igbo How did he manage to get such job when we have Yoruba legends like Mutiu Adepoju who is more famous than him?

Sense fall on you...
Abramovic doesn't need your dirty ass on the bridge!