₦airaland Forum

Just got a text from mtn that a special promo comes to me (last recharged M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ mtn line november last year) till 28th of this month. †ђξ tariff runs for 17kobo per second to all networks. Na wa for this ppl o! Just wen we're almost using their network for call reception only, they now want to woo us back. No way! I'D̶̲̥̅̊ stick to †ђξ more customer friendly networks. They (mtn) can go to hell!

To hell with cooking! What are house helps for? Fine chick all †ђξ way!

Omolola1:
Ok,myt b she doesn't av enuf call card or she is not into calln

Thats a very dumb excuse to come off from a lady. For Christ's sake, that's utter jargon!

###***Balls in with a grin, wondering wtf is blue about chelsea. *** Goes out beckoning on the best breed; Forsa Barca!***

Tuale D'banj! Mohits is the plomb. Those dudes sure know how to stick it up.

Jackieugo:
Again with the generalizations . Does that make your mom, aunty, sisters liars too?

Snoop Dogg once said; "every woman is a b1tch except ur mother and ur wife". Feel in d gap. When u do,u'd find that my aforesaid statement bore no 'generalisation' of any sort.

F.ucking retard!

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Life, and everything it offers us as humans involves packaging. The way u lay ur bed determines how u lie on it. Every woman is sellable, even at 60. Yes, even at 60!

I find women touching each other a huge turn on.

Naija gurls are gifted liars. So, i support Busayor on this.

*****^^Chuckles, hoaxes throat and spits.^^^^***

Na wa for this kain thread o. Who doesn't know there's clearance to carry out before NYSC?

Love no be war oo! THere's no point enduring something you no longer enjoy; the more reason i believe in divorce. Life is too short.

Such a sad loss. Really would miss this guy. His voice was unique and something of an effort to immitate. RIP man!

Dating someone with a bad teeth? Don't pray for that at all.

Those juggs are done and out. Nice point of attraction though.

Well, I believe every poster here in has given good answers. Different strokes for different folds they say. It depends on the conditions that greet individuals after the break up.

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Goldieluks:
you were coughing and spitting,like a pregnant woman.Pregnant are you?

Goldieluks:
what are you expecting? a boy or a girl? or is it twins?

Don't get

i really frown at guys who promise marriage. Marriage is a contract between two people and should not be carried out as a way of showing favour to the other party.

*****chuckles****clears throat and spits.

I have tested every network on bb and from my experience, Etisalat is the best. U'd be surprise that their edge is even faster than mtn 3g. Glo is awesome,just that they frequently have network challenges and the bandwidth attached to their bismonth is a flattering 1.5gb compared to etisalat's 3gb. Airtel is d worst. Mtn is just there,riding on popularity; their service quality is on the average.

This package is very awesome! I know its just gonna come. How much is the value in naira? From my guess, its N15 per min which is quite gud. I hope this price slash extends to the bandwidth attached to their blackberry packages. Rule ur world!

when u throw ur reasoning to the wind. and stool shy.it on urself.