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Can't stop laffin! F*cking funny thread

@poster,let's be real, taking her back is pretty hard for a choice. She just showed that, given the slightest hitch she gets to face in life, her way of handling it will be on the cheap turn. And don't elude ursef abt forgive nd forget. Those 2 words don't match. U'l always remember. Question is not whether u shud take her back,rather, can u live with that,independent of whether u'd get married 2 her or not? Guy,ask ursef again wat will happen wen u go 4 nysc? She'd need money 4 project nd sorting some exam runs. Dude,wake up!

In as much as a BB ticket is what Nigeria needs at the moment,I definitely don't see it happening. About GEJ, I sseem to have mixed feelings about him. I believe Nigerians will see his true nature  (good and bad) after he wins the election. Believe me,he'l win the election free and fair. There's no denying his popularity. Now, they say 'to catch a monkey,u must behave like one.' That expression may just play out his current affinity with the corrupt pdp men he's adjudged to pally. I believe his merely using them.

@aeiromon,u call that smartness? I call it stupididty! They are losing their customers and its happening fast. Come to think of it; the quality of their service has been on d decline over the years,where as others are improving and coming up with customer friendly packages. Look at what airtel and etisalat are doing. People who recharge N100 per week now use N400 nd above unconsciuosly. Why? They fall for d bait 2 talk more,hence buying more airtime. And if u think d 'magic no' thing is the bomb,I bet u, it'l go dwn d drain like the way free nite call has done. People wil start get bored talking 2 jus one person on an endless count.

@johnpaul, pls stop spamming my thread. U seem to be everywhere

I don't think that is true! I re-subcribed 2 weeks ago,I.e after their silly promo had ended, and I did it for 3k. Well, if urs is recent, I guess ur a clearer authority than myself. Thank God for that,I now hav every reason 2 dump their selfish network. Imagine, glo/etisalat Edge is stronger than mtn 3g! I can't believe I stucked with mtn for over a year with low quality service. Etisalat (3gb/month) here I come.

Dude, what's d smiley for?

Hello peeps, I want honest response on this please. I published some articles on my hub; some as old as 7months and even recent, all were unpublished yesterday with claim that they are substandard. That sucks!

@poster, wat flavour of dope do u smoke? I bet its not a common brand!

@poster,do a reverse psychology on her. That should work.

@poster,sorry eh!

@poster, follow ur instincts and not desperation. Faith is pivotal to how we deal with people around us. If marrying him will not hamper ur faith,then ride on. Its just sad how much relevance the society places on marriage and religion. Marriage is not a must. I'd rather stay unmarried than live through an unhappy marriage.

Nna, na how much be d goods? Lol. Naija boys,u just dnt give up,do u!

@justfree,I go report u giv mtn o! Lol. Speed kills. U get mouth

freedom at last!!!!

Mrs.Chima:
The FIRST THING I looked for when I met my husband was his personality.

'Personality' is an ambigous word. You mind throwing more light?

If I see my gurl very often, I see no need making her my 'juju' number. Tell me,what do u guys want to talk about for so long u believe cn be made easy on phone? Please dude,spare the girl.

Age in relationships is jus a social norm. It has nuffin to with true love.

@poster,there is no one way to show love.

@poster,I quite agree with u on dis. Defining the objective of a relationship from the outset is often times the best way.

Funny thread.