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Politics › Re: LP Welcomes Atiku’s Merger Proposal, NNPP Gives Condition by McLizbae:
No daddy! grin
yinkus6750:
They should keep on dreaming.
2027 is by the corner.
Selfish interest will never allow the merger to be successful.
The three former candidates, Atiku, Obi & Kwakeanso, should shelve their personal ambitions, and bring out a neutral credible candidate as the merged parties presidential candidate.
But is that possible ?
Sillymoderators:
Yes daddy 😅
In yes daddy, Atiku is calling for this merger to actualize his presidency bid (dude is simply selfish like that) . As we can see, kwankwaso is already shouting at the top of his voice even with his small 1 kongo of supporters in Kano. Obi is too pupular to be religated to anything less that the gay bearer too. In all, I see no trace of chance for any neutral man smiley
Education › Re: Ayo Ojediran, OAU Lecturer, Slumps, Dies In His Office by McLizbae: 6:13am On Nov 16, 2023
grin grin grin
GobsLacked:
E get this [/b]ogbonge speaker[b] 🔊🔉🔉wey I Dey use , my Landlord almost give me Quit Notice.


Come , make I give you good price before oga come back shop.

Payment on delivery 🇳🇬🇳🇬

Nationwide delivery 🚚🌍
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Car Talk › Re: Have You Ever Ran Out Of Gas While Driving? by McLizbae:
Oh Yes! Only one hilarious time though, and that was when I picked my present car from the dealer after the deal was sealed.

With the Light on and the Guage completely down, I saw it quite clearly that there was no fuel in the newly acquired car. However, what I didn't believe was that the car won't even drive to the nearest filling station which (I am certain) was not up to 2km from the dealers outlet. Few meters after driving out of the dealer's shop and the car went mum on me. Within a moment alot run roughly through my mind. I called the dealer and he told me without hesitation that it must be fuel! Then somethings I saw at dealers flash through: one of the dealers boy use 4L keg to pour some fuel inside one of the big corolla cars in their garage just to drive it out. He also keep the remaining fuel beside him at the passenger side. That in case the car start jerking on him on the road, he will give a little bit fuel again.

I quickly beg for a keg around since I was very close to the filling station, bought some fuel and pour in the car. Na so car start again o!

Then I learn 2 things:
1. Dealers don't fuel cars. When I call the dealer again, he told me that's how it is done, that no dealer fuels a car displayed for sale at the dealership on one hand for economic reasons (them nor wan buy fuel for new car owner) and on another hand for security reasons (if by any means thief Wan steal car, he nor go go far before car go stop). This practice will how ever kill the fuel pump and the entire powertrain of a vehicle.

2. Due to no 1., check duty papers and go for the car that hasn't stay long with the dealer. There you may have a fuel pump that is still in good health grin

Fuel pump for big cars (esp 2010 upwards) dey very expensive too!

OlujobaSamuel:
Car lots generally do not permit you keeping fuel in the car, aside security or economic reasons, it's majorly for safety (fire hazard), it's easy to control any fire incident when there is no fuel added to such, so even if you drive down from the port or manufacturer with full tank, it will be drained out.
Though, I've heard of few that will give you a complimentary fuel of about 4ltrs to get you to a gas station. Getting stranded with a new car by the road side due to fuel isn't cool, make anxiety no go kill person
Naso baba, you make sense with that safety too... I sweat gan that day! I nor go ever allow that thing happen again! My advice is that if any body go buy car, carry you own at least 4L fuel wey you go pour inside the car before you even go filling station.
Family › Re: Broken Marriage, Please Advise me by McLizbae: 7:29pm On Nov 14, 2023
It's the ownership for me.. grin grin
frndfghtr:
Am a nnewi man, we love our families, you are a liar
My advice to you is to hurry and beg the man, even if it last for thirty years, you just help the man to train his children, am a igbo man, once bride price is been paid, in our custom, the the man is [/b]the owner[b] of your sis and the kids
Family › Re: Broken Marriage, Please Advise me by McLizbae: 7:27pm On Nov 14, 2023
grin grin
Absuchat:
What is wrong with Nnewi men?
Politics › Re: It Is Politically Over For You: Femi Fani-Kayode Mocks Dino Melaye. by McLizbae: 5:33am On Nov 14, 2023
Lols... It was politically collapsed for Dino when he sheepishly largh out of APC with them sharaki in 2018. The Governorship contest exercise in Kogi is just for the social media. SDP Muri stand better chance that Dino from day 1. Nevertheless, he stand better chances and it certainly may still be better for him politically than FFK.
Travel › Re: Saudi Cancels Visa Of Air Peace's 264 Passengers After Arriving In Jeddah by McLizbae: 5:27am On Nov 14, 2023
Nawa o! Nigerians dey always explain! May God have mercy on us!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment: Nigerian Graduate Burns His Certificates (Video) by McLizbae: 9:16am On Nov 13, 2023
Lols.. Apart from internet traffic and the reactions, wetin him gain?
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Genuine Cvtf Fe Fluid by McLizbae: 7:59pm On Nov 12, 2023
Thanks for clarification.
kingreign:
It has that smell due to additives added to it. It's very different from dextrons.
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Genuine Cvtf Fe Fluid by McLizbae: 5:23pm On Nov 12, 2023
I do mine myself. Absolute peace of mind comes with that!
SHABZ:
Hi, yours is due for a change. The first change is at 60,000 km, and 30,000km subsequently. I changed mine and has been working very well for almost 3 months now. All I did was get the fluid, downloaded youtube videos on how to change it, then made sure the mechanic followed same procedure.
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Genuine Cvtf Fe Fluid by McLizbae: 5:15pm On Nov 12, 2023
kingreign:
It's the new branding pack for toyota fluids.
So I found while digging the internet bro. Just hoping its not some fake package. Fluid smell like dexron III.
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Genuine Cvtf Fe Fluid by McLizbae: 3:22pm On Nov 12, 2023
I hope this thread can come back alive!
I have just serviced my car (2014 corolla) with the (new package) red can CVT FE. But I think fluid in the red can smells different compared to the (old package) silver can Id used in 2020.

Pray and hope the new one isn't a counterfeit!

Car Talk › Re: Toyota Genuine Cvtf Fe Fluid by McLizbae:
snipsland:
Hello, please my mechanic put WS into my CVT FE gear by drain technique.. Vehicle refuses to move in drive or reverse… Has anyone experienced this problem. What options do I have??
We just drained the oil and would add CVT FE soon. I just need all recommendations. Thanks
Wow! The issues (if truly there would be any) shouldn't be that immediate. Unless na water wey dem pour... Even if you pour dexron the car should still drive out of the lube and very much around for some good period nah🤔
However, so was the refusal to move into drive or reverse corrected after pouring the cvt fe fluid in?
Crime › Re: Man Stabs Wife Multiple Times In Broad Daylight In South Africa (Graphic Photos) by McLizbae: 1:55pm On Nov 12, 2023
You really believe that these good mannered females in your family will sure get along fine even with lunatics?
Offpointng:
The females in my family are not trouble maker, so no guy would ever dare
Car Talk › Re: Nigerians Don't Know How To Use Headlights. by McLizbae: 1:51pm On Nov 12, 2023
I avoid night driving basically because of this!
Crime › Re: Man Stabs Wife Multiple Times In Broad Daylight In South Africa (Graphic Photos) by McLizbae: 8:20am On Nov 12, 2023
Please tell me what your mother or sister could have done, for you to approve her being stabbed multiple times by a man just like this?
Offpointng:
Everyone is blaming the guy but no one want to care to know what the lady has done wrong. or what man in his right senses will chase a lady pregnant for him to do something this barbaric? Na woman una dey open chest support?

Meanwhile, we'll kindly sponsor Persephone1 to go look for husband in SA when she's ready
Car Talk › Re: Let's Talk About Automatic Transmission Fluid (gear Oil) by McLizbae: 9:06pm On Nov 11, 2023
Cvt fe is for 2014 corolla! The gear is cvt k313. 2013 corolla isn't cvt!
Compliant:
Okay thank you Sir. Please can I use this 5w-30 engine on new tocombo engine, also how much to get original
Romance › Re: I Won't Have Sex With My Fiancée Till Our Wedding I've Been Doing Daily Workouts by McLizbae: 4:14pm On Nov 10, 2023
That's simply an educated decision. Sex drain vitals heavily, and it is very counter productive to workouts for body building especially if you are sticking to your diet protein and avoiding steroids.
Celebrities › Re: Mompha Buys The First Electric Rolls Royce Ever Made Worth $450,000 by McLizbae: 9:44am On Nov 09, 2023
Some wealth can't allow you to keep low profile grin
bestmutiu2019:
This guy just cant keep low profile,and you are on efcc radar,anyways what do I know it's your money and life is too short enjoy it to the fullest
Health › Re: Thunderstorm Kills Three Anambra Pupils On Football Field by McLizbae: 8:31pm On Nov 05, 2023
Eyya so sorry for the lads!

Na Israel vs Hama/Palestine news dey hungry me like this...
Celebrities › Re: I Am Taking Four-Year Break From Music – Wizkid Reveals by McLizbae: 8:29pm On Nov 05, 2023
Nice... "make una papa chop him money small" I like that!
Nairaland General › Re: See Hilarious Wishes As Lady Posted Police Who Passed Away by McLizbae: 4:24pm On Nov 05, 2023
🤣🤣🤣
ablejesus26:
Loll one of them even get mind say
Normally e nor suppose better for the man grin

Werey plenty pass normal people for this Country sha grin😀
Celebrities › Re: Temi Otedola Says She Is Just Seeing The New 1,000 Naira Nigeria Note (video) by McLizbae: 2:41pm On Nov 05, 2023
😂😂😂🤣
Solofresh2:
Oniro iya tongue
Nairaland General › Re: See Hilarious Wishes As Lady Posted Police Who Passed Away by McLizbae:
Nawa o! No chill even for the dead! Wotowoto knows no entity anymore...
Foreign Affairs › Re: ‘I Am Horrified’: UN Chief Guterres Condemns Israeli Attack On Gaza Ambulance by McLizbae: 1:51pm On Nov 05, 2023
Confirmedzombie talk😂🤣🤣🤣
Confirmedzombie:
Thank you UN chief for standing for the truth.

Those killed are innocent civilians. I beat my chest, Israel will be levelled down in few days.

The Arab world is mobilising to deploy troops to Israel.

I call on Israel to surrender within 24hrs or Israel will be levelled to dust.

We call on Muslims worldwide to relocate to Gaza and support our people to destroy Israel.

The genocide is now unbeatable. We must level Israel to dust.

If within 24hrs Israel don't surrender, they will weep and sorrow.

We call on the US, UK and other world leaders to sanction Israel now.

Enough is Enough.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Heritage Minister Amichai Eliyahu: Nuking Gaza Is An Option by McLizbae: 12:47pm On Nov 05, 2023
Once and for all!
Education › Re: Hisbah Police Break Into BUK Female Students' Home by McLizbae: 11:59am On Nov 03, 2023
Why una wicked like this! And today Friday o! Haba!
SIXTEENTH:
You mean they couldn't wait till the after Life 🧬

As in they wanted the "72" right here, right now?
Celebrities › Re: Young Duu: Portable Demands ₦100M As Settlement Fee by McLizbae: 5:08pm On Nov 02, 2023
Lols... Portable will not get shi shi from that young hustler! If him like make him naira Marley duu too..
Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Man Spotted Using Palm Oil As Lubricant For His Motorcycle by McLizbae: 1:50pm On Nov 02, 2023
Really beautiful! God will make such goodness my portion someday🙏
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Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Man Spotted Using Palm Oil As Lubricant For His Motorcycle by McLizbae:
Lols... Ignorance wear poverty and head straight to the destruction party right here.

Well, it is not a video, so, It may not be true afterall!
Politics › Re: What Is A Presidential Yacht? Countries With Presidential Yachts by McLizbae: 9:40am On Nov 02, 2023
So OP, how do you feel say Nigeria sopos enta this list?
Politics › Re: Zakir Naik And Nigerian 'Muslim Airforce' At Abuja Airport by McLizbae:
I no even understand anything here... Wetin Muslims dey force inside air again!?

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