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PoliticsRe: Photo Of A Policewoman Assisting Titilayo Adeleke, Osun First Lady With Earrings by McLizbae:
Nothing bad here nah.... Police should also be the first lady's friend too😉
Foreign AffairsRe: Burkina Faso, Mali And Niger Look To Form A Confederation by McLizbae: 6:04pm On Dec 03, 2023
Small yansh dey shake...
PoliticsRe: Osemwegie-Ero: Many Innocent Nigerians Languishing In Torino Prison by McLizbae:
So sad! Nigerians are fast becoming the victims everywhere on this God's green earth including Nigeria.
EducationRe: Can Anyone Explain Why Gas Cylinder Comes With A Net by McLizbae: 8:55pm On Dec 02, 2023
Lols... Ignorance now challenge wisdom😂🤣
Kimiso:
no can't actually be that
SportsRe: Man Rewarded With A Puppy As Man Of The Match In A Football Game In Plateau by McLizbae: 7:39pm On Dec 01, 2023
Local dog🐕
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Budget Vs Other African Countries Budget by McLizbae: 5:32pm On Nov 30, 2023
Na true! 2023 budgets is yet to be 100% implemented yet 2024 is being presented!
Phantom233:
It's not about how much you budget but what you actually do with the money. Even if we're given 500billion dollars yearly, our extremly corrupt and wicked Apc political rulers and Allies will reloot the monies without any tangible results
FamilyRe: Christmas Gift For My Daughters by McLizbae: 2:58pm On Nov 29, 2023
Hmmm... Despite the loud Sapa in the land, you dare come out with such narration as this!? You are even seeking advice from a people, majority of who are not certain of 50k for Christmas&newyear celebrations for their entire family!

This you post and everything attributed is kind of insensitive. I for say show off, but this nah faceless forum.
CelebritiesRe: Video Of Israel DMW Begging Davido For Money To Buy Perfumes by McLizbae:
I feel so sorry for both the lady and Israel. They probably were bad fits coupled out of absolute ignorance.
Christianity EtcRe: 2-year Old Recites Psalm 23 (Video) by McLizbae: 8:48am On Nov 26, 2023
Sweet.
PoliticsRe: Gov. Soludo Visits Island Town Of Olumbanasa In Anambra West by McLizbae: 8:47am On Nov 26, 2023
Gov Soludo too look like farmer!
CelebritiesRe: Marrying A Lady You Met As A Virgin Doesn’t Guarantee Peace”israel DMW Opens Up by McLizbae: 8:37am On Nov 26, 2023
Sensible talk👍
Fiscus105:
Thank God for this type of scenarios that bursts up for public consumption, in as much virginity is good ,its just 10% good attributes when it comes to marriage.

You re a virgin, you go ahead to marry beast or public horse thinking virginity would save u. (You are on your own) Does Isreal even deserve virgin girl?


You are a virgin, and you let it enters your brain, turning urself to boss even at detriment of the man of the house, the marriage would sure go down irrepearable.
CelebritiesRe: Marrying A Lady You Met As A Virgin Doesn’t Guarantee Peace”israel DMW Opens Up by McLizbae: 8:36am On Nov 26, 2023
Absolutely!
N3TRAL:
I am a guy but the write-up by Israel DMW disgusts me and it's most likely the very reason the lady called it quits.

You're talking about how much you've done for your ex-wife and you're fvcking mentioning iphone 12, iphone 14 and an increase in Instagram followers. Tfhuh

If you're keeping taps of worthless gifts like that and posting them on social media it means that you're either a low life or a motherfvcker.

Can't even spell "oath".

Classless.
TravelRe: Ibom Air Receives Their First Brand New Airbus Aircraft by McLizbae: 7:11am On Nov 26, 2023
Good! Every citizen and PRs of Akwaibom must be very proud of Ibom air. I pray the great investment will survive the Nigerian culture too. God bless Akwaibom State, God bless Nigeria.
AgricultureRe: My Trap Caught A Bush Rat, Let Me Teach You How To Make Bush Rat Soup! by McLizbae: 9:50pm On Nov 25, 2023
grin grin grin this people sha!
Zonefree:
You martyred the poor rat on a N1,100 per kg gas? undecided
RomanceRe: What Do Women Think When They Do This by McLizbae: 9:48pm On Nov 25, 2023
Louder!!!
Silentgroper:
grin grin

Females better learn to say the things their heart desires...


A man cannot be doing everything for them ...
PoliticsRe: Ekiti First Ring Road Project, Game Changer In My Devt Plan, Says Oyebanji by McLizbae: 9:33pm On Nov 25, 2023
Is ring road like a diamond ring on the fingers of all Ekiti indigent/residents?
PoliticsRe: Wike To Complete Construction Of Abandoned VP Residence Before May 29 by McLizbae: 9:30pm On Nov 25, 2023
I totally agree with you. All na told power with tight fist.
ViceGovernor:
Lol 😂
Who say oju opolo no be open eyes.

Baba no trust him vice one bit he wants him out of Aso rock asap and Sheti bobo still dey enjoy Aso rock well well.

But you know wike doesn't do anything randomly...that man has his eyes on VP slot
PoliticsRe: Wike To Complete Construction Of Abandoned VP Residence Before May 29 by McLizbae:
Yeye.. Millions of Nigerians are homeless and hungry, but FG will rather build million dollar house for VP who is not complaining, but probably grumbling and opposed to moving out of the aso rock🤣😂
EducationRe: Colour Green On National Flags: Africa Leads! by McLizbae(op):
Update!
According to a recent CNN report, a UAE company (Blue Carbon) has acquired a land mass which is almost the size of the UK, across nations in Africa.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/22/climate/uae-cop28-adnoc-fossil-fuels-expansion-climate-intl/index.html

You may ask what the company will be doing with such a large mass of land?

They are preserving it as forest forever! And Yes! They are keeping that mass of land across Africa out of any form of future development! In the ingenious reason, it will remain a green zone to prevent or surmount global warning😂🤣.

So, while the industries, urbanization, and advancements keep evolving in other parts of the world, Africa has been Institutionally arrested to stay green and largely untouched and naturally premier forever! 😂.
PhonesRe: Oraimo Freepods 3 Issues - Solve All by McLizbae:
Horrible! So sorry!
I have enjoyed my freepod 3 for about 1 year now. No issues at all. The piece has fell from my ear a couple of times, but thank God there wasn't any damages. The only thing is that when device is fully charged the three light stay on solid, instead of going off as described in the manual. I hope this feature isn't unique to my device alone.
adanny01:
I was sitting in a hotel, the my freepod 3 case fell out from my pocket. Someone notified me and I was so grateful that I didn't lose it.

The next day I opened the case to pair, they were both missing. Apparently, they both spilled out of the case when the case fell. I was only able to recover the right ear in the dust bin of the hotel after they swept it.
TravelRe: Canada Looks Like Isolation Camp - Nigerian Man Who Relocated To Canada Laments by McLizbae: 5:15am On Nov 19, 2023
This is the star comment. I wish I can always remember all that is written here.
etrange:
To those saying he should focus on making money and forget about isolation, what you guys fail to understand is that one cannot make money if he isn't in good mental and physical health. To those saying he should come back or stop complaining, the dude only shared his observation. That doesn't necessarily mean Nigeria is better. The truth is that when you travel, you'll see things that you wish weren't the case, and there's nothing bad in sharing them. Canada welcomed a lot of Nigerians this year, so expect to see more threads like this.

As a canadian citizen myself, my advice to the dude is to fearlessly put himself out there. The life we want doesn't come by chance especially in a place like Canada where your next-door neighbor doesn't even know what you look like. You'll have to cautiously put yourself in a position to meet and interact with people and stay open minded while at it (origin, race, religion, sexuality, class etc. shouldn't be a barrier). Go to meet-ups (meetup.com), get volunteer jobs to give back to the community and meet people, go to the gym, bars or pubs aren't bad if it's your thing, go to the office even if you're allowed to work from home, join new-comer programs, etc. Show genuine interest in people. Trust me, they're also looking for connections. Some of these things will backfire. You'll meet some people that will treat you badly or some annoying people, but don't worry. Once you make one friend, it'll double your potentials to make more cause they'll bring thier own friends into the mix. And once you have a healthy social circle, you won't see Canada as an isolation camp anymore.

Again, he should find a balance between being the guy that knows how to save money and the guy that knows how to stay simulated. Some people move to cheaper cities to save money but end up destroying their mental health cause these small cities are very laid-back and they are not as diverse as the big ones. Depending on your personality, it might pay you more to live in a small condo in the city center than in a house in the suburbs. We say wants over needs, but sometimes, we confuse our needs as just wants and we end up neglecting them. Pay attention.

Good luck!
PoliticsRe: LP Welcomes Atiku’s Merger Proposal, NNPP Gives Condition by McLizbae: 6:38am On Nov 16, 2023
Sillymoderators:
Yes daddy 😅
Sillymoderators:
Yes daddy 😅
In the yes daddy, Atiku is calling for this merger to actualize his presidency bid (dude is simply selfish like that) . As we can see, kwankwaso is already shouting at the top of his voice even with his small 1 kongo of supporters in Kano. Obi is too pupular to be religated to anything less that the lag bearer too. In all, I see no trace of chance for any neutral man smiley
PoliticsRe: LP Welcomes Atiku’s Merger Proposal, NNPP Gives Condition by McLizbae:
No daddy! grin
yinkus6750:
They should keep on dreaming.
2027 is by the corner.
Selfish interest will never allow the merger to be successful.
The three former candidates, Atiku, Obi & Kwakeanso, should shelve their personal ambitions, and bring out a neutral credible candidate as the merged parties presidential candidate.
But is that possible ?
Sillymoderators:
Yes daddy 😅
In yes daddy, Atiku is calling for this merger to actualize his presidency bid (dude is simply selfish like that) . As we can see, kwankwaso is already shouting at the top of his voice even with his small 1 kongo of supporters in Kano. Obi is too pupular to be religated to anything less that the gay bearer too. In all, I see no trace of chance for any neutral man smiley
EducationRe: Ayo Ojediran, OAU Lecturer, Slumps, Dies In His Office by McLizbae: 6:13am On Nov 16, 2023
grin grin grin
GobsLacked:
E get this [/b]ogbonge speaker[b] 🔊🔉🔉wey I Dey use , my Landlord almost give me Quit Notice.


Come , make I give you good price before oga come back shop.

Payment on delivery 🇳🇬🇳🇬

Nationwide delivery 🚚🌍
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Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Ran Out Of Gas While Driving? by McLizbae:
Oh Yes! Only one hilarious time though, and that was when I picked my present car from the dealer after the deal was sealed.

With the Light on and the Guage completely down, I saw it quite clearly that there was no fuel in the newly acquired car. However, what I didn't believe was that the car won't even drive to the nearest filling station which (I am certain) was not up to 2km from the dealers outlet. Few meters after driving out of the dealer's shop and the car went mum on me. Within a moment alot run roughly through my mind. I called the dealer and he told me without hesitation that it must be fuel! Then somethings I saw at dealers flash through: one of the dealers boy use 4L keg to pour some fuel inside one of the big corolla cars in their garage just to drive it out. He also keep the remaining fuel beside him at the passenger side. That in case the car start jerking on him on the road, he will give a little bit fuel again.

I quickly beg for a keg around since I was very close to the filling station, bought some fuel and pour in the car. Na so car start again o!

Then I learn 2 things:
1. Dealers don't fuel cars. When I call the dealer again, he told me that's how it is done, that no dealer fuels a car displayed for sale at the dealership on one hand for economic reasons (them nor wan buy fuel for new car owner) and on another hand for security reasons (if by any means thief Wan steal car, he nor go go far before car go stop). This practice will how ever kill the fuel pump and the entire powertrain of a vehicle.

2. Due to no 1., check duty papers and go for the car that hasn't stay long with the dealer. There you may have a fuel pump that is still in good health grin

Fuel pump for big cars (esp 2010 upwards) dey very expensive too!

OlujobaSamuel:
Car lots generally do not permit you keeping fuel in the car, aside security or economic reasons, it's majorly for safety (fire hazard), it's easy to control any fire incident when there is no fuel added to such, so even if you drive down from the port or manufacturer with full tank, it will be drained out.
Though, I've heard of few that will give you a complimentary fuel of about 4ltrs to get you to a gas station. Getting stranded with a new car by the road side due to fuel isn't cool, make anxiety no go kill person
Naso baba, you make sense with that safety too... I sweat gan that day! I nor go ever allow that thing happen again! My advice is that if any body go buy car, carry you own at least 4L fuel wey you go pour inside the car before you even go filling station.
FamilyRe: Broken Marriage, Please Advise me by McLizbae: 7:29pm On Nov 14, 2023
It's the ownership for me.. grin grin
frndfghtr:
Am a nnewi man, we love our families, you are a liar
My advice to you is to hurry and beg the man, even if it last for thirty years, you just help the man to train his children, am a igbo man, once bride price is been paid, in our custom, the the man is [/b]the owner[b] of your sis and the kids
FamilyRe: Broken Marriage, Please Advise me by McLizbae: 7:27pm On Nov 14, 2023
grin grin
Absuchat:
What is wrong with Nnewi men?
PoliticsRe: It Is Politically Over For You: Femi Fani-Kayode Mocks Dino Melaye. by McLizbae: 5:33am On Nov 14, 2023
Lols... It was politically collapsed for Dino when he sheepishly largh out of APC with them sharaki in 2018. The Governorship contest exercise in Kogi is just for the social media. SDP Muri stand better chance that Dino from day 1. Nevertheless, he stand better chances and it certainly may still be better for him politically than FFK.
TravelRe: Saudi Cancels Visa Of Air Peace's 264 Passengers After Arriving In Jeddah by McLizbae: 5:27am On Nov 14, 2023
Nawa o! Nigerians dey always explain! May God have mercy on us!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unemployment: Nigerian Graduate Burns His Certificates (Video) by McLizbae: 9:16am On Nov 13, 2023
Lols.. Apart from internet traffic and the reactions, wetin him gain?
Car TalkRe: Toyota Genuine Cvtf Fe Fluid by McLizbae: 7:59pm On Nov 12, 2023
Thanks for clarification.
kingreign:
It has that smell due to additives added to it. It's very different from dextrons.

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