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Agriculture › Re: I Killed The Big Rat (okete) Eating Our Cocoa pods by Mcslize: 1:53am On Dec 02, 2023
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which Job Should I Pick? by Mcslize: 9:31pm On Dec 01, 2023
Selfless1:
I got two jobs, and I don't know which to go for.

Job 1 is a Porter position in a hotel. Salary - 40k

Job 2 is a Customer Service position in MTN. Although, the employment is not from MTN directly. It's from a company MTN outsource the job to. Salary is 35k, with a 5k increment every 3months.

Which should I choose, and please give reason. Thanks
Let's apply common sense. Now, forget about the money aspect for now. Ask yourself, between Hotel Porter and MTN customer service, which among the two jobs will provide you better career opportunity? You better go for the MTN customer service.

Illiterates will choose hotel porter. I didn't insult anybody. But this is why they said education is not a scam.
Health › Re: Japa: Federal Government Urges Universities To Produce More Doctors by Mcslize: 4:51pm On Dec 01, 2023
RentedReality:
The problem isn't producing more medical doctors, rather it's about incentivising them to stay. Even if you graduate 50% more medical doctors than last year, that is simply more people that will be looking to migrate.

Fix the root cause - salaries, career progression, medical facilities, and make it inviting so more students would want to study medicine and also stay back to practice.

If you don't fix the main issues, having more doctors won't mean more will stay back. Although in a strange way, it could, but not at the scale FG expects. The more important thing is to address the reasons they leave.
The FG will never see this post. They know what to do, but they feel that producing more Doctors is the solution to the brain drain syndrome.
Romance › Re: Got Married Last Weekend, A New Chapter Started by Mcslize:
Congrats! I understand your feelings but bra tone down the euphoria. Marriage goes beyond feelings. Read 1 Corinthians 13:4-7.

Bear all of that in mind. What's in those verses are what will make any marriage stand the test of times, and I hope both of you and not just you only will be able to make compromises for each other.

I wish you a blissful marriage with many more marriage anniversaries ahead.

cc: realmindz
Romance › Re: STOP! Dating Girls That Are Liability by Mcslize: 8:41am On Dec 01, 2023
Qatar2022:
Hustle to take care of a woman? , you must be a fool forever
Na small boy sense still dey worry that Tb19. We wey be OG for the game dey advise the upcoming, make them invest first in their lives and family, them said na woman they wan die for. They will learn the hard way.

He won hustle, na cuz of some women wey get shot memory span he wan take hustle not cuz he want to better his life and that of his family. All these small boys no wan learn and they will learn the hard way.
Travel › Re: My Experience In UK Since I Japa:WARNING by Mcslize: 10:22pm On Nov 28, 2023
fullclub:
I am myopic.... Do you know how many businesses I have invested in the past and lost huge sum?
More also you should carefully read and understand before dropping comment.

15 was borrowed n repayed.
Pls, how far have you gone with the job hunting? Have you landed a job? You're not even updating us how far you've gone. You created this thread more than a month now. Tell us how far you've gone with the job thing. Have you gotten a job?
Travel › Re: My Experience In UK Since I Japa:WARNING by Mcslize:
Adakintroy:
Our level.of intelligent as black is very poor.

Imagine having 15million and still dong know how to double it.

15million
Double it Kwanu! With Baba ijebu right?
Travel › Re: My Experience In UK Since I Japa:WARNING by Mcslize:
Welcomme:
From his write up, that lady came in as dependant and just want to start practicing Nursing with her Nigeria license. Who does that? A UK licenced nurse or midwife with a pin can't stay 2 months without a job in the UK. You will surely get one band 4 or 5 job. On the nursing part, the guy is lying. Concerning the job hunting aspect for students, he is probably based in the north east (Middlesbrough to be precised) no jobs around that area. He should move to London or Manchester and see if he won't get a job so far he is ready to work
Fullclub take note. Stop complaining there are no jobs. Now, this person has dropped another tip for you. Take advantage. Just in case you didn't see it, I have highlighted it boldly for you.
Travel › Re: My Experience In UK Since I Japa:WARNING by Mcslize: 9:27pm On Nov 28, 2023
fullclub:
ok
Man, try and follow men wey know road. Many persons have given you hidden advice. Read between the lines and fight your way through. Sharon1 even told you something about your CV, you are refuting every efforts people are trying to offer you. I have been reading through the thread and a couple of persons have dropped some golden tips but you are not just seeing them to take advantage of them.

Life is all about being smart and thinking out of the box. If you are from the trenches like us, as a normal Naija guy, you are supposed to be very very smart. We are known to be smart people. We no be ozuo people. Did you even read what sharon1 told you? What of the other guys that are giving you subtle tips? You ain't just getting it bro. You're too fixated on the there are no jobs mindset.

It might be that it's your mindset that's working against you. Try and be liberal and have an open mind. Be positive. Our thoughts always have a way to make us or mar us. Pls, go through the posts in this thread and give a try to those subtle tips some persons are giving you to land a job.
Travel › Re: My Experience In UK Since I Japa:WARNING by Mcslize: 8:54pm On Nov 28, 2023
samuelson06:
Check out the profile of people on LinkedIn doing such jobs and tweak yours same way. Don't just limit yourself to one job portal, go for more.
Nice one. The kind sense God give me eh, even me self I surprised. Like this, I don jot this one down sharp sharp. The saying that all humans are made but all are not made equal. Do you know this expo you dropped now, only few persons will see the goldmine in it?
Travel › Re: My Experience In UK Since I Japa:WARNING by Mcslize: 8:38pm On Nov 28, 2023
DrAkpamudehe:
You need to keep searching. Even in Australia, you can't get a job within 1month except cash and carry labourer jobs. You should have enough money to last you at least 6months whenever you go to a foreign land. I will try and contact my nephews living around that area to see if there is any contact they have regarding jobs. Be strong, this is a phase and it will pass. In between, abeg those lands you are putting for sale, where are they located? Am currently on property shopping spree in Nigeria.
Brother, na una go show me way when I land o. Which city are you in?
Travel › Re: My Experience In UK Since I Japa:WARNING by Mcslize: 7:49pm On Nov 28, 2023
fullclub:
in fact i have spent 500k trying to get a certification that i am not sure will yield result.


i am saying this for those who are home not to sell their property.

to save them from impending loses
You did well for the head-on. However, your expectations were too high when you left. Always expect the worse and lower your expectations when going to another man's land. Always understand that, it's not going to be easy. But you will push through.

You are still very new as a new arrival to complain already. Stay focused and make lots of research. Attend jobs fares. Aside searching for jobs online, talk to and mingle with people. Attend church. You might be lucky to see someone that will refer you.

I proclaim unto you, your story will change for better soon & in no time.
Family › Re: As A Husband, "Before You Ask Your Wife What Are You Bringing To The Table". by Mcslize: 12:40am On Nov 28, 2023
sucess001:
With 1.5 million, a surrogate can do same for you... So?
Omo it be like I go consider this surrogate o cuz marriages no dey last these days. Abeg explain am to me let me know whether to face that direction.
Travel › Re: Why You Should Not Come To Canada - Lady Tells African Men (pic/video) by Mcslize: 12:08am On Nov 28, 2023
Guys, don't let anyone deceive you. If you have the means together with the required qualifications and skills, and you feel the need to japa, do it.

For your own good, don't listen to people like Englishisamust o. Read what obayemi204 said. He is still in that same Canada this lady is warning people not to come. He said he even chat with the said lady on Instagram. So you see?
Travel › Re: Why You Should Not Come To Canada - Lady Tells African Men (pic/video) by Mcslize: 11:57pm On Nov 27, 2023
Englishisamust:
Person dey tell unaa reality u dey insult her!!! grin grin grin... U think she is your enemy!!! Don't worry... if will check those abusing that girl you will see that most of them come from flat region in the east... Make I know mention names!!! grin grin. Nobody is telling you not too japa but calculate and think well before u do it.... She is talking from experience!!! I don't know why those region are insulting her
ednut1 your comment on this.
Romance › Re: Sex With A 19 Year Old Today: Is Something Wrong With Me? by Mcslize: 4:12am On Nov 27, 2023
OtuologyProf:
Nna eeh .. can you imagine a 19 year old moaned and whispered that she wants to carry my baby.
Nna eeh I come think say I no hear well, as I dey dig, she dey moan,,,pour it inside, I want to carry your baby.
O boy, to play safe and keep the fun going, I come tell am say I go pour am inside next time. But the funny thing is that I did an audio recording and Iistened to it shortly after she left..my dick come rise @ I want to carry your baby...

How could something that sounded ridiculous during sex make my dick harder during audio..?
Those genders don't know what they are saying when making out. Take them serious at your own peril.

This is the reason why many men impregnate them any how. If another go in there now, she will still moan the same way telling him to deposit everything inside and watch it flow down like river.
Business › Re: ₦‎3.7 Million 'Dissappears' From Customer's Account In Ecobank by Mcslize: 4:08am On Nov 27, 2023
Mayhem1:
Do not deposit your life savings on Binance, I hope you know that Binance is an crypto exchange and not a crypto wallet.
Step by step best way to store then?
Romance › Re: .. by Mcslize: 11:56pm On Nov 25, 2023
Oxbow01:
Greetings all.

I'm really so confused.

So I met this girl earlier this year. She's my roommate's coursemate(But we are all in the same lodge,she stays first floor while we..... ground floor). Occasionally she do come so that they do assignment together.

Beautiful she's. I picked interest in her and it wasn't long before we became too close (because she's caring)



This girl has a very bad mouth. Will abuse you like you thief her birthright. Has bad temper. You will joke with her.... . next she's already angry.

Has the gut to even bring up some trash in front my friends. That I chopped and Clean mouth, that "do you think sex is free".(when clearly I wanted not to even have sex with her).

Currently I'm doing my IT so we ain't close enough. Before I left for IT,she said it's very good. At least before I finish.....she must have forgotten my sorry ass( imagine!!)

But now still complaining that I'm heartless, that I don't call to hear from her. That maybe I've gotten a girlfriend ( but I always insist that I ain't ready for relationship)

Chat her....the chat must end with you getting abused. Call her.....the same

My major problem is that it's the same lodge and I don't like it when people around me will just be angry for nothing bypassing me. I like sharing pleasantries with all.

Like how do I get rid of this friendship/headache sad
Don't eat where you shit. That principle has saved me from unnecessary entitlement from ladies. You will never see me shine teeth with ladies where I stay and that has earned me lots of respect from neighbours and the like.

I have heard of guys sleeping with their neighbours. They don't use eye to see woman. But I value my privacy. I don't want anyone that will be disturbing me every time. If we meet, we exchange pleasantries. If I must play match, I prefer outsiders, not neighbours that will be seeing me every day.

Every guy should stick to that principle to prevent see finish. It helps alot.

Just in case of next time in the future. Never fvck with any of your female neighbors.
Agriculture › Re: My Trap Caught A Bush Rat, Let Me Teach You How To Make Bush Rat Soup! by Mcslize: 2:09pm On Nov 25, 2023
TempUser:
Follow the following steps my people.

My trap caught a big one overnight ☺

1. The trap that did the job
2. The bush rat unalived
3. Even my AI camera recognized it as food in case you're an advocate of the rat, I get Al Jazeera for aos grin
4. Ready to burn the hair off the hairy rat grin
This is called rabbit not rat. They are different. They don't eat rat... it's bush rabbit they eat and this is rabbit.
Music/Radio › Re: Zlatan - 10 Bottles (Official Video) by Mcslize: 12:58pm On Nov 25, 2023
This is what we call music. DBull come and see. Try and pimmmmmmp your music like this. Just listen to the beat alone. Tell me who won't dance to a music like this.

DBull DBull DBull, how many times did I call you?
Travel › Re: Which State In Nigeria Is Cheap And Safe To Live In With Nightlife? by Mcslize: 2:45am On Nov 25, 2023
Pat081:
You may get 150k to 200k
Ah. That's very very cheap compare to South South.
Travel › Re: Which State In Nigeria Is Cheap And Safe To Live In With Nightlife? by Mcslize: 8:08am On Nov 24, 2023
Pat081:
Go to Osun state capital osogbo always happy anytime I was in that state but house rent is high but here in kogi hmmmmmm
Like how much for a 1 bed room flat in Osogbo?
Romance › Re: Masturbation Is Ruining You, If I Could Stop It, You Can by Mcslize: 7:50am On Nov 24, 2023
Schrodinger2:
You were making sense until the bolded. To fornicate is a graver sin. You better stop both.
You didn't read my post very well to understand my point, did you?

My point is if you are masturbating as a brother in the Lord with the intention of as far as you are not engaging in actual sex, so you term it as you not committing a sin, such a person is deceiving him or herself.

Both masturbation and fornication have same gravity of sin. None outweigh the other.

It doesn't make sense for one to masturbate and go on to preach against fornication. Double standards. Flee from both if you can. That's my point.
Romance › Re: "Are There Really Difficult Girls, Or just 'gameless' Guys"? by Mcslize: 6:39am On Nov 24, 2023
Things has changed. Majority of ladies are now more transactional. There was a time in my life, during and just after the COVID period where I was practically having up to 6 different girlfriends and was still scouting for more to add. I was just too good with my chatting skills those years that I can chat up a lady today and next day we are meeting as boyfriend and girlfriend.

But as time passed by, I changed. Now, I have been celibate and my life has never remained the same. I see my semen as precious and I no longer have interest in having numerous girls in my life.

It's been a sweet ride.
Romance › Re: Masturbation Is Ruining You, If I Could Stop It, You Can by Mcslize:
Kaido:
I struggle with this.
Make plans to stop bro. I have been there. If care is not taken, your manh⁰⁰d will file.
Romance › Re: Masturbation Is Ruining You, If I Could Stop It, You Can by Mcslize: 6:03pm On Nov 23, 2023
Elobobo you said nothing but the truth. Some persons always console themselves that masturbation is not bad just so they can keep on that demons & evil spirits filled habit. I am happy for you. What a relief!

Many men & women in today's world masturbate. Many ain't making any plan to stop it. They are caged.

Once you stop it, it will leave you. But is not going to be easy that initial time. You will fail many times by going back to it. It's not easy brother.

Many brothers in the lord do this thing. And they use it to console themselves that it's not fornication so no wrong in doing it.

They don't know it's worse than the real fornication.

Thank God you stopped.
Food › Re: How Nigerians Should Eat Swallows By Zeelicious Foods (Video) by Mcslize: 4:59pm On Nov 23, 2023
Lyricalz01:
Our fore fathers who invented swallow never made it to be eaten with cutlery, but your bare hands. Must we incorporate western cultures into our very own African culture? Even the Chinese still preserve their culture till date.
Don't mind them. After forming all these paparazzi, chimkpai no dey their accounts o.
Food › Re: How Nigerians Should Eat Swallows By Zeelicious Foods (Video) by Mcslize: 4:56pm On Nov 23, 2023
We4all:
Whatever makes you feel comfortable. I prefer to use fork though.
Using fork to eat swallow come off as appearing fake. That's disgusting. Cut your swallow with your hands, nobody will kill you. You will feel more satisfied than using fork.
Travel › Re: The Japa After The Japa by Mcslize: 1:38am On Nov 23, 2023
Mindlog:
Nah, recruiters from hospitals in Kuwait will be in Birmingham (UK) tomorrow alongside those from Australia to dangle more paying healthcare jobs to those registered professionals in the UK especially Kuwait with Arab oil money, if na you, shey u no go consider am? cheesy cheesy cheesy

Update: I just came out from the job fair centre here in Birmingham, one of the island state of Australia is dangling better paying jobs, offering Permanent Residency before arriving Australia and after 2 years of arrival, Australian citizenship. cheesy cheesy
Nothing like that. That 2 yrs you mentioned is a job sponsorship visa 482. After 2 years before they will qualify for PR. Australia doesn't give citizenship within 2 yrs.

One must stay for 4 yrs before qualifying for citizenship not 2 years. And if one has been in Australia for 3 yrs and above under a different visa and later get PR, the person will then stay 1 year as PR to qualify for citizenship.

I hope I have been able to infuse in you and not confuse you with my simple explanation.
Crime › Re: Woman Caught After Spending $10.4m Mistakenly Paid To Her Acct (pics/video) by Mcslize: 3:35pm On Nov 18, 2023
JASONjnr:
Omo, I pray I receive this type of transfer.


I will disguised totally.


I will bribe my way to NIMc and create a new account with new name. Open a new BVN and change account details by force. Change phone number and use POS to withdraw the money and pay it into my new untraceable account.


Then travel out to Ghana or another African country with my new name and then from there to Europe. The spending go too make sense.


Like this, God go don do am for me.
See this one. Tell me how this country will become better with people like these.

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