₦airaland Forum

bigFOOTcaveMAN:
How funny the North's ass is currently out in the open and they keep making obvious childish effort to snap the wraps over it. We can't continue like this.
The wider South and middle belt must stand their ground on restructuring.
They are only strong when they divide to conquer.
Just like in Royal Rumble, smaller lots of the south has gathered to toss out Brock lesnar for good. Once he is off the Ring, we come up with what to do with ourselves.

PlayMaker14:
It was an awful experience...

After much struggle and cancelling all my through pass to her delicate heart, the beautiful Fejiro left me no choice but to move ahead.

Yes, I was devastated because I have been helping my guys with key passes to get the girl of their dreams, but mine was totally different.

One hot Saturday morning, I was sent to grind beans which is a regular player on our Saturday diet. I saw the delectable Fejiro holding her own custard cup full of neatly peeled beans and red hot atarodo, she was just smiling and facing the opposite side, I just bone and concentrate on the noisy grinding machine to finish the devilish work he's doing with the beans.

She tapped my shoulders and ask me to wait for her, but my guardian angel whispered to me that my mom's cane is chilling under the bed, but I sent my guardian angel away and told him never to disturb me when I am about to make it in life.

I waited for her just to prove that I still have a vacant accommodation in my heart for her, all these while, she covered her mouth with her hands while talking to me... While we were going home, she said if I could come and meet her at madam Banga rice spot close to the community town hall by 7pm because she has something to tell me...

Hearing that cheering news, I smiled sheepishly and ran home to prepare my formation. Luckily for me, Mom was just outside discussing with a church member who lives close to our house, so I did not receive any cane for coming back late.

At 7pm, she was already there in a dark spot where people line up to be served by madam Banga rice, we greeted each other, and she started telling me that she likes me back... As a deadly teenage tactician, I observed the environment and was pleased no one was around, I quickly grabbed her by the waist and reached for her lips, she tried to resist it, but couldn't as I have already made her so weak to put up a strong resistance.

This immature kiss lasted for some minutes and I had to let go because the young Tiger I have down there is already battling to burst out and devour anything in it's path.

To cut the long story short, I woke up feeling some kind of sour in my lips, my beautiful Fejiro had Ibeké (A wicked bacteria that cause your lips to start tearing from each end)

That was how she transferred Ibeké to me Free of charge with my first kiss...

Pierocash:
Watch how they will be released and their AK-47 handed back to them.

But if they escape the law,they won't escape evangest UGM , the evangelism will reach them soon

Hashabiah:
Let's see where this will lead them. I thank God they're surrounded by Arabs on every side and we'll see how in unfolds in the coming weeks

Sammy07:

You can't tell me what I already know cos I'm a proud lion from UNEC

Sammy07:
I hate hearing these words.
He hasn't traveled outside his zone.
I'm sure you never traveled up to 20 states in Nigeria.

Now, let me tell u why Yoruba and Igbo can live together as a country.

1. Culture differs while the Igbos don't give a Bleep about their elders, respect is part and parcel of Yorubas

2. Religion differs, while the Igbos are strong catholics and Anglicans, Yorubas are mainly traditional people.

3. Igbos don't give a fvck about Muslims, but an average Yoruba family.have Muslims, Christians and traditional people

4. Igbos like to do things independently, Yorubas like to do things together and collectively.

You can disapprove any lie in the above.

Jostoman:
That's a very big lie brother.

mrifeanyisinfo:
Upcoming Gospel rapper and member of Christ Embassy, Daniel White aka White Mic has reportedly taken his own life by drinking sniper (popular insecticide).

What lead to his actions has not been known yet!

Source: https://www.mrifeanyisblog.ng/2021/05/gospel-rapper-white-mic-commits-suicide.html

OldNairalander:
This thread is a follow up to the Southern governor's meeting.
The South is speaking with one voice. Let's extend it to nairaland.
Anything that affects South South also affects South West and East.
No more Yoruba - Igbo tribal hate speech
No more rejoicing on killings in Yorubaland, Igboland or any part of Southern Nigeria.
Let's put the past behind us and comment progressively on issues that will help the Southern region overcome her present challenges.
This thread is aimed at unifying all interest groups and removing all tribal e-fights on this forum
I can confirm that our leaders are on nairaland and use it as a public opinion tool.

Your suggestions on how best to resolve our common challenges are highly welcomed.

FYI I'm a proud NigerDeltan/Southern Nigerian.
Disclaimer: This thread is not a Southern Nigeria secessionist thread.

propynich123:
Nnamdi Kanu: IPOB Didn't Bomb Oshodi, Lagos Belongs To Yorubas, Praised Governors From The South


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYNOFhkF0Ek

QuinModah:
There is a saying in the local parlance, if you are not wise in Lagos, you cannot be wise anywhere in the world them don talk am say If u no wise

Part of the places in Lagos that you will learn lesson, Alaba International is one of them. I mean learning the hard way

If you never learn from Alaba, then have it at the back of your mind that you are still not a Lagosian and you can easily fall for cheap game play.
Kindly share your experience(s) and let’s learn, laugh and enjoy.
Abeg make una deliver this to the promise land

Sunday2021:
I have never seen one person that ipob claim is their member. This is how a coward terrorist organizations behave.
If ipob will say UGM are not their members, what do you expect from Awurum Eze case?

etokhana:
https://www.nairaland.com/6550590/army-arrests-ikonsos-second-in-command-during

Sammy07:
Was he the reason why a leave was named after him in SW Ewe dongoyaro (Neem leaf)

Zico5:
Bridge must crumble tonight. Arsenal must rape Chelsea tire. Let the game begin