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UduMgbo1:
mr fake engineer technician
before talking Nonsense with that illiterate python1 try to understand the meaning of generator and also the meaning of fueless
or in your little mind you think everything about generator is all combustion
you and python1 are just disgrace to simple physics
Ndi skull miners

Bro pls, be reasonable, Stop disgracing Africa. There is nothing like Fueless generator. Your body as a human being even needs fuel to function. I know you think you are fueless...pls, be reasonable.

This is not possible, there is nothing like fueless generator. Energy can neighther be created nor distroyed. The list you can get is potential energy converted to electrical, however, there must be an initial force which must come from energy.

too much weed

okachie1:
Stupidity everywhere these days!! Naija don cast

Why is everybody suprised, Nigeria don cast tey tey and 90% of her citizens are on drugs just to sustain life. There is no sane person here, if you think you want to be sane in an insane environment, then you will remain pepetually poor. That govt is one of them, and these comedy and ways to hang on to power. Before someone like buhari would digest what this man is saying, 2yrs already passed.

sonnie10:
Are those pictures really Owerri? If so, Igbos should stop crying marginalization.

Who would even believe that this place was devastated and reduced to rubble by Nigeria Army a few years back?

Why these people still go to stay in Lagos is what I don't understand

Ahh...u never see anything ooo...owerri town and concorde dey like london for night. Come ordinary orange room for world bank for night, u go forget say you dey Nigeria. Yahoo boys go sample clean latest cars, clean babes for imsu go full everywhere, street lights everywhere, road clean. If na cleaning of owerri, rochas try.

she goat is even in trouble where this man dey.

UbanmeUdie:




T.B Joshua is not a prophet but a sorcerer!

He is an outcast and a spiritual bastard as far as the Nigerian christian community is concerned.

CAN does not know him!
PFN does not know him!

The Catholic church believes in tithing,
The Protestants also believe in tithing.

T.B Joshua does not fall in any category, so it is ok for him to tell his members to pay their tithes in anyway they deem fit. The question is, is that scriptural?

T.B Joshua is a dundee utd!
No bible sense at all.


Useless demonized pair from hell!

What have you gained with all these ...?

Lionbite:
oga just shut up. The devil is strategising to prevent gullible christians from getting hold of so many blessing. I pay my tithe and i sow seeds as the Holy spirit directs and i've seen wonders happen in my life. There is nothing that the Lord will ask me to give today that i wont drop instantly cause i have a proven track record that he never fails. If you like believe in tithing if you like you dont it doesnt add 1 kobo to my wealth.

Perfect...i am also a testimony of tithing...but I think its been directed by the holyspirit. I also understand Freeze points...he is saying pastors now use tithing like national anthem, they lament and emphasizes on it so much that they forgot the work of the church which is salvation.

This pastor is sounding stupppid on the alter. Tb joshua seems like the best pastor to me.

Op says vote our own...we all know this country is already divided but simply pretending. If one nigeria exists, there will be nothing like vote for our own. We are in this mess together, without revolution, nothing will work here. Let every young person concentrate on international businesses, and forget about Nigeria. The day you put nigeria behind your back, you will start been happy. Just focus on dollars or intl currencies, solve all your needs yourself and forget 9ja. By next decade, i might not know who the president of nigeria is.

divicode:
Another bad day for flat.inos . The people from the yEast will not like seeing this

You think you are doing ipob...you are doing urself. No sensible youth should be happy seeing these pple jeting up and down. Economy, security..social prerequsites all zero...one day if watin Nigeria dey do touch you, or ur sibling, u go understand.

As at 1930 Oyibo man already decided to risk flying...while our grand fathers were busy in the bush and charms. Just like today, the same Oyibo man already decided to go on electric rides and we are still finding it difficult to conduct ordinary free and fair election, killing anyone who tries to seperate from mediocrity. By the year 2100, our grand children will regret ever having mediocre like us that is, those who escaped the useless country. We only have stupid leaders whose interest is to remain in power just to be worshiped. One day MOAB will do justise here.

good tech, i dont know why dem no dey maximize this kind tech

i hav some pics...the question is what ignited the gas?

Chukazu:
Jobless mofos ...I don't know how they always think of war when someone calls for separation or restructuring. Must we fight before we separate?

Mighty U.S.S.R never shot one gun before separation...their brain can't just think of any solution apart from war, it was the same mindset that led to the same civil war.

I wonder...anytime these idiots hear seperation...na war dem hear. I ve told igbos, the best way to secede from Nig is by boycotting everything that has to do with Nig in one mind but hunger and longer troat no dey gree them. Boycott election...boycott NFA, dump the Naira and use dollars or btc alone. However, if Nigeria will come back to the table and negotiate how one Nigeria wil work best. I still prefer one Nigeria. Just rotate presidency region by region for every 5yrs. Everybody will be happy.

NoMoreTrolling:
okay if banky w made wizkid, why can't he make another wizkid then

I'm not saying wizzy should be ungrateful, no, but, how long will you carry a favor you did for someone?

wasn't it even a business? or did banky allow wizzy to keep 100% of all the money made between them?

He can only make another wizkid if him go tell wizkid mama and papa to redo the kerewa the same date and time dem do wizkid, trust me he will make another wizkid.

curious4real:
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Wow! You are so real. The best person to give an advice is one who have been in the situation before and scaled through. I totally believe you. You are right about the temptation, really it's not easy coz I have tried to stay off it before for 2weeks but I end up falling back once I found myself alone for too long. I will put in my best now to kill it f good. Thanks for the hopes that once I stop, I will return back to normal and to look for Nuts and also fruits watermelon.

I have used Vega 100 before but I believe the side effect might be too calamitous than the initial problem, so I stopped. I was considering those delay cream when I now stumbled on this post. Once again, tanks bro... God bless

Ur welcome...leave those vega and cream ooo

Me carry Jubril keep for house...god forbid

curious4real:
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Good day. Pls this I urgent. I am afraid that I am addicted to masturbation. When it started few years ago, I would masturbate once in two months or once in a month and I used to last for about 3/4minutes in bed. But when I found out that whenever I masturbate few minutes or hour before I have sex, it takes longer time to climax. So I thought I ha seen solution. Now, I masturbate every week and I last for just one minute. An my erection isnt very strong again. Please how can I go about this problem? Urgent please

You are aging bro...and thats one of the after effect of masturbation. Aging i meant is that you have passed teenage years and may be have crossed 25yrs. First step is to stop masturbation, its difficult but I did and I stopped so to me, its not difficult. Solution to stopping it is to make your mind first say I want to stop. Get married or have a stable relationship. Whenevever, the temptation comes, call your gf or ur wife. If they are not available, endure it or go out and meet guys, just make sure you dont stay alone. If you must sleep alone, tell ur self that as soon as the spirit of masturbation comes, that u will not do it that u have a target.

The effect here is that u will start having wet dreams and you will now be lasting 30 seconds instead of 1 minute but dont worry. After one month, you will start seeing the difference. Rule 1 make sure you have natural sex or at worst wet dreams, dont touch ur kini again. Ur wife or gf will not be happy with the 1min but learn how to use ur finger for 30mins b4 you insert. Let her cum 3 times before you insert. Dont forget gyming...it helps. Buy the gym keep for house, make sure u gym before sex. Cashew nut find am...anywhere e dey dey chop am steady. Again, make sure u dont have any sickness, expecially Golo.

Yea...the only fear here is the blockchain technology. Only if it remains unhackable,transparent and verification time reduced to only 1 minute. It will become a bomb in the world economics.

that meter dey chop money....very soon nigerians go begin manipulate am. I am suspecting the caliberation.

ray121:
Hi everyone.

I do really need your advise on what to do before taking action. I'm a young married guy and married to a single mother. Initially I never knew she had a son but when i got to know i accepted my fate and moving on. We now living together and had my own daughter for me.

The step son started school now under my roof cos he's just a year plus now close to 2. I just discovered the surname the mother used to register the boy is her real dad that they never lived nor stay together. What should i do? is this really true love or i'm fooling myself? I've been taking care of this boy for more than a year now and this is happening.

Please, what should i do? Thanks and God bless.

Bro name no matter, na people dey carry maid train from primary 1 to university level. Anyday the father comes, give him back his boy, he will appreciate your effort and the son wont forget you easily. If you dont have the financial capability at the moment, tell ur wife to take him back to his father or to wherever he belongs.

Moreoffaith:
You are just too funny bro

i dont see anything wrong in Registering the baby with his real fathers name,

You said you accepted her and the baby, does that mean you are the real father?

Do yours for God bro, This baby boy is surely your pride tomorrow..

Have a great day my brother.

I wonder ooo...train the child if you love him. He will love you in return...name no matter here. Na people dey carry maid train from primary 1 to uni until they become somebody.

Godswillnwaoma:
I,m 28 years old and I graduated this year, probably after my school clearance I will serve next year.
But the problem now is that I have a small business I,m running which At least pays me more than 68k per month which I can't afford to quit for youth service. So my question is this.....
Is it possible shift my service year till 2019 (though I graduated this year 2017 at the age of 28) when I will be ready to serve?
I want to go for service just to get the nysc certificate because I might need it in future even though I'm business inclined cuz no one knows tomorrow.

exemption letter is equal to nysc cert...dont go waste ur time serving amaljiri. Since u are already productive, produce more.

watin brt dey do for danfo lane.

McBeal10:
STUPIDITY is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last penny to your pastor to buy a jet.

MUMU is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive schools which your children will never attend.

IDIOCY is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has a headache.

KOLO is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 naira out of the 5000 naira in your pocket because it is your tithe money….

YOU are a zombie when you trek, dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sun sweating and smelling like poo during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air conditioned state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slow driving.along the road.

IGNORANCE is when you believe it when your pastor tells you not to live a worldly life, yet he enjoys all the best things in the world; the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy your own….

STOP worshiping your pastors!!! Stay focused on Jesus, the author and
finisher of your Faith. And learn to study the word of God.

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Oboy ee...this one na uppercut

everybody is just cursing this man. To me, I have not seen any good governance for long. I challenge all governors to start trying new things...lets see the one that will work. Okorocha is just trying to do what others never did and I commend him. You will be suprised statue will attract afrcan presidents to imo.

xreal:
It might not necessarily be her first time.

She is just being he real self and she is comfortable with it.

Some people who have never boarded a plane will still call her 'local'.

FTC dedicated to all proud African Women all over, flaunting African heritage anywhere. Slayqueens who use fork and knife to dissect fufu are not included in the dedication O. Hehen.

Yes...all the slayqueens and mamas are no where near including...

Akin1212:
And you say you're a natural scientist?

Don't you know that a natural scientist must be correct at all times? Lol Idiot.

Maybe you should type in Chinese since it is your own Father's language. The whole of Nairaland is shocked right now. This is the last post I will respond to, I cannot be hobnobbing with an imbecile_ in an online forum.

I cannot make the same mistake with you, maybe you should read the post again and comprehend it.

I am not talking about God with an ignoramus, it will never happen. If you argue with a fool, then you are a fool too. Good day, the biggest ignoramus on Nairaland.

lol...so you really feel good with insults.. Grow up man, ease your life, love your self, love the other person and love the creator. Trust me, you will be happy.

Akin1212:
Yes, it is paining me that somebody as ignorant as you is claiming to know science. Is that how useless science is now?

You keep spelling taught as tought. Wait, let me ask you, are you one of the natural scientists and inventors?

. Let me advise you, just stop deceiving yourself, it's dangerous.

You have extraordinary intelligence and you don't understand basic science

Please tell me where you see 90% of inventors that didn't attend schools.

I am really sorry for you ooo

Would u prefer I write chinese...? U keep lamenting on English spelling as if na ur papa languge in an online science chat. Now, write your mother tongue let me see how good you are.

You say i keep spelling tought tought now two of us made the mistake and u still didnt write it well. I repeat grow up and focus, if English could not produce ordinary pencil or tooth pick for your country, scrap it. It is better we speak and write chinese instead. Back to the topic, reason everything I told you, open your mind and see the wonders of God almighty though, you need wisdom to understand the scientific part.

Akin1212:
Shut up your mouth there. You have been screaming school up and down as if you have even been to the four walls of a university. You think we are talking about secondary school science here?

With the nonsense science you know, I doubt if you can pass Jamb at all.

Or you know better than Isaac Newton that said at equilibrium, the magnitude of forces is zero when he postulated Kepler's planetary motion?

Go to university, you hear? I am not on your level when it comes to science. And if you need tutorials, come let me fix you up.

lol, you are so pained and bitter and I don't know whats disturbing you. Try grow up. What you do in school is study science. A natural scienctists is born with it. 90% of inventors did not attend any school . Grow up man and be open to ideas. You need extraordinary intelligence to understand more than what you are been tought in school.