₦airaland Forum

InvestorsMind:
I've done Treasury bills & Mutual funds so i'm waiting for confirmation from stanbic. I have 5m extra to invest now... so please, is it possible to invest 5 million naira with 100% capital guarantee and make monthly profit of between 200k to 500k?

Mining crypto...two s9 or two gpu rigs of 5m will give you about 700k a month...ROI 6 months with stable free electricity

OceanmorganTrix:
You never jam brokage before

lol..I wonder who dey give loan of 1k...that person wan collect your destiny.

slimjohn2k5:
If na naija we go see boys when go go separate that man from that car.

I tell you, the car no go even pass 24hrs inside that pit.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Did he mention anything about delaying sperm?

Yes bro...I thought you will read his topic again when you saw my post. In science, we read carefully and observe. I know most nlanders did not notice when he mentioned that.

nnamdibig:
You have to sit your mum down and convince her. She is just being careful considering the fact that she is older than you and approaching 40.
If you were ages younger than your fiancé, am sure your mum will not be acting like this.
She is only doing what an average Nigerian mother would do in the situation.

Yea...i dont blame the woman, she is just trying to protect her son from misery incase, its infactuation or jujunism. What has the girl been doing since 18...now 39...the thing dey somehow ooo. If she is not a virgin, she should go to a doc and do a fertilty test with the mother in law.

organ cannot be overworked...you were using drugs to delay sperm. Erectile dysfunction is one of the side effects of such drugs. Visit herbal people or good doc.

Evablizin:
Wow.

Mother's love at work,i feel like crying now.

na lie...the mom dey cry because of the dredging and excavation that will happen there soon

biacan:
She is so beautiful


When will my English boyfriend propose to me biko

jelousy...

Omoakin5:
I have some difficulty in getting mcot channel ,I have track oromia with 3747h2000 and I got 81% but mcot refuse to pop up pls what did I do wrong? I need d station for cailing cup am in Ondo state Nigeria tank

use 3440H26666 to track...if you get it ...put mcot freq thats all.

FrankFrenzy:
Hello Team Nairaland
Please I need a proper clarification on the subject matter. Can I use my CTL decoder with a Metro antenna or a metro decoder with a CTL antenna (pointer). My CTL displays an error message indicating that my antenna signal strength is not strong and a neighbour advised that I try using it with his metro antenna to know if the issue is from my antenna, this I did and it wouldn't work with his metro decoder; again I connected his metro decoder box with my CTL antenna (pointer) yet it didn't work. He is suggesting I get a new antenna but please I need advise from my Tech and digital savvy friends in Nairaland so as to avoid making mistakes.

Ctl box outputs 24v to the antenna while metro does not. Confirm if your decoder is ok by carefully sparking the RF wire. If the decoder reboots, then change your wire or antenna.

eerekake:
House compliments.My Kwese free sport @68.5 east has only video.what will i do to get audio?
I'm using SRT4922A. Thanks.

try audio left and right. However, I thought they are off air, when did they come back and what frequency are you using

GnyOverlord:
wire trap

Would like to learn how to do it, do you have description, like type of wire and method of setting the trap. The one I have seen before is the type they bend a stick to gain potential energy so that, when the animal come close, the energy will be released and the animal strangled. However, I dont see that one as an efficient trap. I prefer something more technical that will never miss the target.

GnyOverlord:
Three bush animals were caught in a forest close to my area in the early hours of Monday. The animals include African civet, grass cutter and the other one which I don't know it's name.
They were caught by traps set for them. You know where meat like these ends? of course they were used to make pepper soup.
May their souls rest in peace

abeg what type of trap do you use?

slawomir:
but the guy get luck oh.
this remind me of the movie "final destination "
maybe he turn never reach to die
high way things
na God dey save person .


this is how i witnessed one God is good motor failed break and also crushed two people to death on Benin auchi road when i was traveling on New Years Eve
I was shocked
so those two guys just see 31st of December but them nor fit enter 2018
e be like say this life nor sure at all

but nobody promise you tomorrow na. Though sudden death is not cool, the bible says its not our potion to die a sudden death. Nothing pass after 90 years without sickness, you just die from sleep, thats my prayer.

slawomir:
but the guy get luck oh.
this remind me of the movie "final destination "
maybe he turn never reach to die
high way things
na God dey save person .


this is how i witnessed one God is good motor failed break and also crushed two people to death on Benin auchi road when i was traveling on New Years Eve
I was shocked
so those two guys just see 31st of December but them nor fit enter 2018
e be like say this life nor sure at all

but nobody promise you tomorrow na

aumeehn:
I dont know if its the cold or a disease, i went for Data capture last week monday for my E passport, the fingerprint scanner couldn't scan my fingerprints, so the immigration officer handling my case told me to wash my hands with diesel and apply olive oil for a week, i have been doing it since last week Tuesday still no improvement and tomorrow is monday, i really need to get this passport because the deadline for my school application is on 10th of this month. Please Nairalanders i need help!!!

Lalasticlala! Sissy3 dominique please help move this thread to the frontpage i need help urgently!!

Chai village pple at work....they are using a technology i will call infrared electro magnetic lens to transmit a stud that comes in between your finger and the scanner at the point of incidence.

Solution....since the incident ray, the reflected ray and the normal at the point of incidence all lie on the same plane, just naked your self completely and scan your finger again, come back and give me testimony.

What happens is that when you naked yourself completely the village pple ray will be misled and it will miss the target.

prodiG:
Some even sell food near refuse dumps,Smelly gutters Na God go save person for this country

If you dey lagos you no get choice na unless, you be bigman. Me i dey chop on top the gutter wey dirty water full inside. The main thing na make food enter bele. Thank God for changes in life sha.

OceanmorganTrix:
What is the odd of the crash??

about 59 odd under 1.5...and someone predicted it, na why the place lock otherwise, bet9ja shop no dey close.

lionjungle3000:
Afonjas will be confused and wondering...so Onitsha is close to Asaba? Afonjas think Onitsha is in SE and Asaba is in faraway SS...Lol. Not knowing it's only a walking distance apart. Many of them don't know that Rivers state is only a walking distance to Imo and Abia. Millions of Afonjas don't even know that Akwa Ibom is like a backyard stroll to Aba. Keep dividing us...

lol ...this ur post is just funny.

oduastates:
Nigerians can eat poop.
Once upon a time , elephants ,lions and other species used to roam the land in huge numbers.
Imagine having that eco-diversity today with the tourism jobs and revenues associated with it

i willl blow a propaganda that eating mosquitoes will make you last long in bed and make babies grow faster. That way, mosquitoes will go into extinction, we dont need it.

freeman4ever:
if you dey wait make God come down come help you, then you go grow white hair full everywhere

i tell you, nigerians are lazy.

valgbo:
The biggest fraud was on Jay Jay Okocha............so good they named him twice...... he could have easily won the African best player award on multiple occasions if it was fair and true......... still a great player with or without it nobody can deny that he was a legend.......... And the fact that he can still pull off some of his tricks is a testament of his ability

to be honest, Eto was also hot then, that was why.

i tell you...op looks like he is just coming back from Ethiopia.

Deicide:
Muslims wont come out to Protest! they are all in this together both moderate and extremist!

I dont even know if they are enjoying it...if na ipob na, all of them for don commot knife go war. They are waiting for army to tranfer men from south to north to fight for them.

Cooly100:
Nigeria is in state of war at the hands of Boko people and Fulani herdsmen.

Will will this end?

The problem is we dont even know the aim of the war. Person decided to worship jihad...go ahead and worship jihad na and leave others alone. We think say na muslim people, yet they bomb mosque. The thing tire me ooo...catholic, anglican, JB, penticostal etc all dey exist in peace...why jihad and islam no wan exist in peace na.

richestjozy:
I have made a lot of research about the S9.. It is very very real.. With it, a minimum of $550 will be generated in a month.. I just do not have the financial capacity to acquire it now... But I have 24/7 access to constant light, free unlimited internet and very cold constant air conditioning systems.. I wish I can get someone who has it (or the S7) so that we can work together... I really wish.. My contact is on my signature..

Borrow money from the bank and acquire the machine. If lightning didnt kill the I/O board, you will pay back the bank soon. Dont do joint business with mining machine, you guys may have problems.

eye service...if you had invested 200m on powerful technical security, you will not need anyone to phish any one out. All gsm mast should be used to cover area view and connect all to a central system.

nennin:
are you into it already?

Yep...I mine bitcoins at the moment with asic machines. I want to diversify to x11 dash, ltc, monero, zcash and ethereum. I will eventually have all these machines, they are very good assets.

cloud mining is possible but you will get your money back after one year, thats if you are lucky. S9 is worth about 2.5m naira and with constant electricity you will get your money back after 6 months. Mining is not easy and its expensive but thats what I will do for life. I enjoy it alot and its like money printing machine. I will invest heavily on wind and solar power, then retire with alot of miners.