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MIKOLOWISKA:
You get anoda candidate?
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Any reasonable person should know by now that the best thing is to boycott every national assignment
Which one be national assignment again.you better finish your nysc jejely no get extension
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and insist on finding a new way to run Nigeria. My idea is simple, divide Nigeria into 36 nations let every state provide for her citizens,
what have you done with the 36 and even774 you already have.stop dreaming

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then we will know the parasites.
what have you contributed yup the union
See kettle calling potr black

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There is no future for the next generation...none. plenty future.maybe none for you

No p bro...Nigeria is good for you. Happy new year

DjAndroid:
Afonja is not a curse word.
Just like 'Aboki' is not also.

Abokiii is censored to Notherner.

Someone who does not know his age, if you must know, most ministers are none existent.

I wonder why they no censor Afonja....that word dey sound somehow

Failed nation without hope and some body is still contemplating voting for Atiku or Buhari. Any reasonable person should know by now that the best thing is to boycott every national assignment and insist on finding a new way to run Nigeria. My idea is simple, divide Nigeria into 36 nations let every state provide for her citizens, then we will know the parasites. There is no future for the next generation...none.

ship 1k via chisco with 2k from Ghana.

Geoxplorer:
Good evening fellow n/landers. I need your advice pls. My mom is trying to impose her friend's daughter on me, i told her i have my own choice and i don't really like that particular girl. Is not like she has any problem, but i just don't like her.... And my Mom doesn't wanna reason with me. Pls what do i do?

You are a sisi bro...

Nigeria a place you either get rich or die trying. Nobody cares if you are nobody, you are just a wild animal if you are poor.

Safiaaa:
This is not to bash Nigerian Men at all. This is just an observation and I have every right to my opinion. I'm also not generalizing, talking about the majority.

Now I've observed something about most Nigerian men that I don't seem to understand. It baffles me and it's very distasteful. I've honestly come to the conclusion that you guys indirectly know what you want but cover it with deceit. I know every effing person has heard this phrase ' All Nigerian women bring to the table is pussy and nothing else, they're useless', but indirectly that's exactly what they want.

You see, a lot of Nigerian men have inflated fragile egos. They run after things that stroke their manhood, which is fine. The problem is that most of them are in denial. When a woman has nothing to offer but her pussy, she's dependent on you in every other aspect, especially financially. And as we all know most men find security and confidence in their pocket size. So when a woman depends on a man for her finances, it's almost like she's stroking his ego and confidence at the same time. He likes that superior/ dominant feeling. It's what most Nigerian men crave for. That financial dominance is a safety ego ground that they can always run back to.

On the other hand, when a woman is financially independent got her life together and doing well for herself, what do Nigerian men do? Run the opposite direction. Why? Intimidation. Insecurity. Fear of feeling inferior. Calling her all sorts of names. A woman who is independent will not NEED to beg you for money or ask you for anything. So in that case, they're not feeling as ' manly' as they would like. It burns them internally. Jealousy, envy and lies will begin to fall into the picture. If you don't agree with that you're on a long thing.

So Nigerian men, stop being in denial. If you want a woman who only offers her pussy and frequent emotional availability here and there, just be honest with yourself. A financially independent woman is not for the emotionally weak minded. Indirectly, most of you want a woman who is financially dependent on you. You want that financial dominance, that superiority. My problem is that when she's offering that pussy to you, don't complain. Accept it like a ' man' and take on the financial responsibility. If not, change your class of women. Financially independent women should not intimidate you or scare you away. Go for the women who will compete with you in finances. The ball is in your hands, take responsibility for your damn actions, and stop acting confused all the time.

Dassal.

na true you talk sha..my own is i know what i want. Too much money no fit woman, they will always hand le it like yahoo boys

To me, I see cigar for him hand...its possible him don mistook oshogbo weed for london kush.

ezewealth:
Am I the only one that notice that bank didn't sent us season greetings. I hope all our money is intact

I tell you GTB no send me anything ooo...i am suspecting MMM type of freezing.

78m God is watching

HeyCorleone:
Maria Assumpta is not someone's name, rather it's Latin for "Assumption of Mary". That being said, changing its name has nothing to do with patriotism. You don't seem like someone who's well informed if not you'd have spotted out that fact since.

It goes beyond all doubt that it was that Church that created that avenue and made it what it is today. The name it bears is hence deep and shouldn't be subject for discussion in the first place.

The manner at which he's doing it is also wrong. Fine he's the Governor of the state, but he's also coming into confrontation with the largest religious sect in the world, and by that I mean the Roman Catholic Church. I don't think anyone has had any issues with the name prior now, and I don't think anyone ever will. He should negotiate this thing.But it'd be of no use tho'. The Church can never allow such inanity take place. For Chrissakes it's a freaking Cathedral there. The Avenue is not just a street leading to the cathedral but rather the very entrance.


Changing the name to something which is uncatholic, unchristian, untheological, and unreasonable is totally uncalled for.


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Those saying it's a sign of imperialism, because they don't know the meaning of the word, how's it imperialist to name a place "Assumption of Mary"?! What should it be instead?!


Some very senseless persons have been quoting me. I don't see why. Maria Assumpta avenue is more than an avenue. It's an entrance. Even if it needs be changed to something African, as some simpletons are clamouring for, we have so many African, and Nigerian Catholic figures. There's Blessed Tansi for instance. Why didn't he choose that one? At least the man was from the East? Why change it to the name of the man who's never contributed anything to the growth of Catholicism or Christianity in Nigeria? A man we all know to be a renowned bigot.. Imagine such thing happening in the avenue housing a mosque; changing the name of the avenue to the name of a Nigerian Catholic saint or a Christian bigot if there's any. I trust MURIC to speak on that.

lol ...in pete edochie voice ...you aare calling the name of the president federal republic of Nigeria un reseaonable??

enawero:
U think its everyone that can afford 2.5m

To make money is not easy...17h/s will mine nothing. At 500h/s you are only mining 20 dollars a month and this is the power of one 4gb gpu..which is sold about 100k. Dont waste your time mining with cpu, it is even better to mine fucets with referrals

You will kill your cpu if you continue to mine with pc. Again, pc mining is very slow, if you want to mine for real, save and set up a gpu machine. With 2.5m you will be mining 500k every month.

pp802:
GTB knows if they pay this guy the said amount, they might go bankrupt, so they result to dirty politics to keep business.

Some igbo big boys(traders) I know, have started withdrawing and transferring their monies from GTB.

I advice every GTB customer to withdraw 60% of their money till this case is settled. Don't quote-attack me, it's just an advice


My uncle has not yet survived from savannah blow

lol....my bro na small thing dey make biz crumble ooo. If all anambra guys withdraw there money from gtb, the bank will fall like mmm

OrestesDante:



∆Where is the woman now?? ∆

Good question my brother man danagogo

Africans are lazy...by now we should be reconstructing old vehicles to modern like they do in mtv base

alexistaiwo:
My country is celebrating the production of PENCIL.

Are you sure all humans evolved or were created at the same time

I have thought about this but none of us were there during creation. I suspect something went wrong somewhere.

cyojunior1:
while one country is still deliberating on which type of pencil to produce!

pencil is still far from production...for now some of Nigerians are still thinking of war. If you say restructure or dare mention referendum...u are finished

Blakjewelry:
How will the charge be transferred to the car

by electromagnetic induction

Slim101:
Very thoughtful.
If and only if we can wake from our slumber in Nigeria, we can convert a lot of our bad situations to positives. Imagine when you're coming home from work and Naija sun is grilling you alive. Just take a look at the solar panels beside the road and you'll just be smiling. Because you know your sufferings will end as soon as you step into your apartment. All your solar batteries would have been fully charged.
Which way fatherland?? ��

No hope here....the trybe that could have contributed are already depressed. We need a presido who will see Nigeria as a united nation.

NwaAmaikpe:


With good first aid, He can be brought back to life.

Just water is enough, wash am and they are back.

Ishanipepe:
This is why I am selling my precious Nissan Sunny...@650k only.... Nigeria is just freaking too dangerous

is this a new way of doing yahoo biz or is this the yahoo plus people talk about.

masinga07:
NIGHA 2000 semi final versus South Africa comes to mind. The guy can run pass Bike.

He can run but him no too get sense

dainformant:
Governor Rochas Okorocha Erects Another Statue In Owerri. See Photos

Governor Rochas Okorocha who was been heavily criticized for erecting statues of African leaders in Imo - has erected another statue in Owerri, the state capital. The governor erected a befitting statue of the 'Holy Family' at the popular "Assumpta Cathedral Church",Owerri, as part of the Rescue Mission Government's policy on Urban Renewal...

According to the governor's media aide, the leadership of church poured appreciation on the Governor for the statue which they say is an indication of the Governor's faith and unshakable belief in the power of the most high God.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/okorocha-erects-statue-of-the-holy-family-for-catholic-mission.html

this statue is more than a year old. The round about is a control post round about beside Asumpter cathedral.

cummando:
Ogbeni death shameful? Who dey shame? The dyer or the dieyee? After death e don finish. Na just rotten mean remain. To the kids here take a stroll to the morgue See as them lie them for ground naked like Titus Lizard go dey climb them like they never existed All the Bobbie go shrink All the yellow Go black.

Then maybe their mode of thinking go change.... That's why I take Goldberg and catfish barbecue steady Anytime it happens I stroll into heaven or hell like a boss. No regrets. Food for thought for all of una Happy sunday

e don tey wey i chop babecue fish ooo....i go try reach orange room this night.

Cutefine02:
Shey windmills used to generate electricity uses fuel ba?
Shey wind dey carry fuel shey?
Scholar.... Mtcheeeew. I'm Yoruba. But call a spade a spade.

windmil uses wind energy. Though Energy is natural just like sun. No wind no electricity, wind is the fuel as sun is the fuel for solar panels.

Gggg102:
Bicycle dynamos are fuel less generators

No bro...if you dont ride the byke the dynamos wont generate electricity. The dynamos uses the fuel/energy in your body to produce electricity.