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mykeljosef:
make America great again




this is someone who had a plan to begin with all he had to do was execute it




unlike that i must be civilian president b4 i die naija has


who had no clue of what he was meant to do


6 months to choose ministers when uncle Donald has picked his cabinet b4 he became official president

I tell u...that our man didnt have any plan to be a president...his intentions was to instigate war if Jona win election...suddenly he was handed over power, and now he does not know what to do with the power.

SmartMugu:
Nonsense. How many bags does he need to convey the $11m he stole? In $100 bills, all will fit into just one bag. Was anyone authorized to search his bags? So, what's all this about 'its impossible in public glare' like Gambian's eyes flash x-rays to see the contents of Jammeh's bags? Was the oversized garment he always wears even patted down by anyone?

If this statement came from a Gambian, I guess Gambians don't know the game like Nigerians. Smart Nigerians can hide $30m in their back pockets alone, no bags needed or garments needed. Some starter ones can even fit Jammeh's $11m in a matchbox. So, what's impossible there is highly possible elsewhere.

lol...they no no anything...even 50m USD can enter Nigerian senator pocket...just wear agbada and you good to go.

4realisreal:
I don't give my girlfriend as much as I used to because I am broke due to some circumstance. And she is behaving like she doesn't care about me. If I call her she doesn't talk well. If I don't call her, she doesn't call me. Pls house what should I do? I have tried explaining to her, but she said I shouldn't talk about it anymore.

Your time don expire...just move on, if she notice and ask why u are cold, tell her no need to talk about it, that sth else is going on in ur head.

MissEdified:
PHOTOS: Man Shares Letter Of 1994 Between His Mum And Her Dad Discussing Petrol Scarcity

As shared by on social media:



http://www.newshelm.com/2017/01/photos-man-shares-letter-of-1994.html

and 23yrs later, same old story

lrdval:
MY COUSIN FROM THE UNITED STATE TOLD ME ON XMASS, that african leaders especially is bent only on importing war weapons from the united states instead of developing their country with this same damn money, HE WAS ASKING ME IF THERE ARE PLANS FOR ANOTHER CIVIL WAR..now look at this presidential house, then look at the heavy tanks that the money can be used to built a better building. Sigh

Yes...even the current president of Nigeria has imported weapons more than rice. They are more interested in civil war than productivity.

Rapmoney:
Heavy security?

Hahaha, i think say na only me noticed...so one caterpillar is now heavy security? Bokoharam and Mend get weapons pass this people.

One guy said its only in Nigeria that you will see an image like this...still go home, eat food and sleep confortably.

emotions1:
It is one thing to read for an exam and it is another thing to remember what you have read few days later. Many students on campuses do face these challenges at school. In this article i will be sharing with you seven (7) ways to remember everything you read in the examination hall.

Read enough- The first step to remember is to read. The fact is if you do not read there is nothing to remember. Read through all required materials and study them carefully before you go to the exam hall.

Understand what you read- Read thoroughly, and after reading ask yourself this simple questions ” Do i understand this stuff “. Understand each line, each paragraph, each passages and each chapter before moving to the next one. Every lines has hidden details you should take note of.

Write it down- Put in writing what you have read. By so doing you will be less likely to forget what you have written many times.

Revise it again- Constant practice makes perfect. It is not enough to read a note once. Finish it ones or two time before the exam day.

Involve yourself in group discussion- Discuss with your friends of like minds. Organize a group chats where you discuss the knowledge you have got. This will help you remember all what you have read.
Argue with friends- This is what i did during my undergraduate study in Ahmadu bello university. I argue with friends on difficult topics. That way we agree and disagree , then arrive at a conclusion.

Use Adrenaline- Now this is my main secret. Have always noticed that you tend to read and remember things more during exam period. This is the power of Adrenaline. Make sure you read the note over and over and answer all related questions before you enter the exam hall. There is no way you should forget it since it is still hot and fresh.

Good Luck !!!

https://www.students.com.ng/7-ways-to-remember-everything-you-read-in-the-exam-hall/

U missed sth...add..."imagine what you read as a physical image.

ovadozes:
Blah bla bla, if he is competent as you people claim let him catch the saboteurs, those bombing the pipelines, just as GEJ had no excuse, PMB has no excuse, he has failed woefully so just give it up already.

As a leader, if u cannot rule ur people, then u are incompetent. During GEJ, he made sure bombing was less and we think he does not know what he is doing. Buhari should just resign...all i see in his face is defeat...he wished he never contested election...as Nigeria is now, buhari dont know where to start.

Boleyndynasty2:
Asides from gas, aren't there other means to generate electricity abi power?

I wonder ooo...coal wey dey everywhere for Niger...they no wan use am. Only coal wey dey Enugu can power the whole Nigeria...dem dey there dey talk climate change. I think blood of some innocent pple killed after britain left us have a hand in this curse.

Andyblaze:
Hello guys,

In 2015 I released my first single on this Platform and it graced the homepage and was full of rave reviews and can be viewed here - https://www.nairaland.com/2792860/finally-it-here-andy-blaze


Today after a one year hiatus, Andy Blaze is finally back on the music scene with two new singles.
The first "PutCall" is a normal paced street themed rap song which is surely one you'll find yourself singing along to involuntarily while "Pikachu" is a cover to the currently trending Number One song in Nigeria, Run town's Mad Over You.


Both songs have this infectious vibe and melody about them respectively that will only have you pressing the repeat button after the first listen.

Download below, share and support a brother's hustle.

DOWNLOAD PUT CALL

DOWNLOAD PIKACHU "MAD OVER YOU COVER" HERE




#Bless
#BITG
#Boomba

I tot u were a stttupid man before, didnt know you can even write good english. Kudos...keep it pumping...boombamaster

Put call make sense...but u go learn how to rumple music/rap...go out of the rythm and come back perfectly to the rythm. Then add incentives or even add another voice to the second verse. If i had directed that music ehh...


picachu...needs steady and stable high and low keys with ur lyrics. Also needs some kind of energy..kind of desperado to show seriouseness to the message that is been passed.

all the same...good music...i give you 80%...u try

fly wey death wan catch ...e go first of all...block the ear.

netflicks:
The boko Haram zone is the cheapest for now and no body wants to mention it...where u can get an apartment almost for free....

Yes...Maiduguri should be on that list...house is free there. And if u wan watch american film...just go sambisa a stone throw and watch the film live.

Thistles:
Source:https://www.tolet.com.ng/blog/5-cheapest-cities-to-live-in-nigeria/?utm_source=naraland&utm_campaign=nairaland18_01_2017&utm_medium=blog

Nigeria, the giant of Africa is sure one of the best places to live in the world. A lot of things contribute to this factor; the weather, the people, the culture and the family values make Nigeria a choice location in the world. The finest cities, best cities in Nigeria alongside with their glamour makes Nigeria one of the best places to live. No doubts there are still some worse cities and dirty cities in the country. Do you know some states in Nigeria are very affordable compared to others? I mean some cities in Nigeria are very cheap in terms of accommodation, feeding and transportation. Perhaps, you live in one of the most expensive states in Nigeria and you want to relocate, check out the top 5 Cheapest Cities to live in Nigeria here;

Ikot Ekpene

Also known as Rafia city, Ikot Ekpene is located in Akwa Ibom, one of Nigeria’s oil-rich Niger delta States.Ikot Ekpene is an enchanting city reminiscent of beauty. Akwa Ibom is home to over 143,077 people as at the 2006 population census. It is also renowned for the good roads which intricately networks the Akwa Ibom state. Ikot Ekpene occupies an 116km.. square of land and it has a population density of 1233…
Hotel accommodation in this city is ridiculously cheap as one can lodge in a hotel for as low as 1000 NGN. The most expensive hotel here is 10,000 NGN. Hotels in Ikot Ekpene are; Anibeto Palace Hotels, Diamolen Luxury Hotels, Macaire Resorts, Tropical Guest House, Usel International Hotels, Executive Guest House, Samret Guest House (Extension), and U & I Guest House.
You can get a flat for rent for as low as 200,00 NGN here.There are also a few office spaces here. Ikot Ekpene is a commercial area, so there is no need to worry about doing business here.

Ibadan

‘Ibadan, a running splash of rust and gold’ These were the lines that described Africa’s largest city in J.P Clark’s poem. Ibadan rose to prominence due to its strong capacity to overcome wars. Today, Ibadan is one of the best places to live in Nigeria. It is also one of the most populated cities in the country with a population of 2,559,853, an area of 3,080 and a population density of 831.
Ibadan is one of the most affordable places to live in Nigeria. The cost of plots of land for sale in Ibadan is lesser than the cost of renting a mini flat in some areas in Lagos. This seems so interesting and ridiculous at the same time. Even if you don’t want to live in Ibadan, this is a very big opportunity for those seeking to invest in the real Estate sector by buying a property. You can get a piece of land in Ibadan for as low as 100,000 NGN. The cost of renting a flat in Ibadan is about 250,000 NGN.
The cost of booking a hotel accommodation in Ibadan ranges from 3000 NGN to 12,500 NGN. Major hotels in Ibadan are; Walan Hotel (D’Rovans Hotel Limited), Check-Inn hotels, Travel House Ibadan, and Vigold Hotel.

Onitsha

Onitsha is located in Anambra state, Nigeria. In the 2006 Nigerian census, Onitsha city had an estimated resident population of over half a million people, and, as of 2016, has an estimated metropolitan population of 7,425,000. The indigenous people of Onitsha are Igbo and speak the Igbo language. The Onitsha people like to be referred to as Ndi Onicha.

Today, Onitsha is more urbanised compared to the ancient Onitsha where Crime was once the order of the day. The city is located in Anambra State and has now become a residence to those who want to live in an exciting and vibrating city. Public transportation goes everywhere and makes getting around very easy. The city has undergone various developmental efforts and has become a more livable city, particularly for families. From low cost of living to cheap housing, Onitsha got it all for you.
The following major hotels are in Onitsha; Dolly Hills Hotel Limited, Chimanda Hotel, Kate Suites Hotel and Rainbow Palace Extensions. You can rent a flat for as low as 180,000 NGN in Onitsha. The cost of buying and selling in Onitsha is also relatively low. Onitsha is an industrious city to live. So you need not worry about doing business.

Kaduna

Kaduna City is the capital of Kaduna state. Kaduna’s name derives from the Hausa word “kada” for crocodile (“Kaduna” being the plural form). Kaduna is a trade centre and a major transportation hub for the surrounding agricultural areas with its rail and road junction. This shows that it is a commercial area and it is easy to find something doing here. Due to the agricultural proceeds here, food stuff is very affordable. Accommodation is also very affordable. You can get 3.5 acres of farmland of land for rent for as low as 25,000 NGN. The population of Kaduna was at 760,084 as of the 2006 Nigerian census. Rapid urbanisation over the past decade has created an increasingly large population, now estimated to be around 1.3 million.

However, many people dread staying in this area because of the perceived insecurity and terrorism in the north. The government is working hard to put this under control. But believe me, Kaduna is a good and a safe place to live.
The cost of booking a hotel in Kaduna are as follows; There are numerous hotels in Kaduna. Some of the are; Hotel Seventeen, Asaa Pyramid Hotel, Crocodile Hotel and Orange Groove Hotel Limited.

Owerri

This city is the capital of Imo state. It is currently referred to as the entertainment capital of Nigeria because of its high density of spacious hotels, high street casinos, production studios and high-quality centres of relaxation centres. Owerri is a beautiful and serene environment to live. The cost of renting a 3 bedroom flat here can be as low as 300, 000 NGN. The road network is good and the power supply is not bad.
There are numerous hotels in Owerri. Some of them are; Newcastle Hotel, De Legend Hotel, Disney Hotel and Resorts, Edinburgh Hotel, and Emirate Suite. The road network here is very good. There are also a good number of financial hubs in Owerri.

Owerri...a lot of fine babes.

SammieLowkey:
"I Specialize In Money Rituals And Spiritual Bath"..

So u have found a job 4 ur sef?.. #wehdone_sir



Egbon okadigbo...

They should ask him how the money ritual works lets see if it can help recession. Does the money come from cbn or from people...where does the money number belong...

somepeople no wan rest bc of mmm...this is exactly how witches and wizards work from the village

chinene1:
Some of them (Naija used) are real but then you need to consider that the car may not be as clean as advertised hence the need for physical inspection.
In my search for another car, I inspected over 7 cars and only 2 lied about the condition of the car. I ended up buying one of the 5 and haven't regretted my decision.

well, the risk is worth takiing...i will try

adekennis:
I bought a car last month on Jiji....stop talking nonsense...check my profile if I registered under a month too...AV been on this site since 2007

Were u able to buy at half the price..?

chinene1:
Well don't know about op and the rest but I listed my Benz on nairaland and jiji. Got more calls from Jiji and finally sold it to a doctor in Osun State. It was a converted CLK so I had to sell it cheap. Bought my present car, A Solara from someone on jiji. Got it at a good price but had to do a lot of body work.

are u saying those toyota corolla they tag 500k at jiji are real?

anadozie1:
Useless post. I have 20 downlines and i'm yet to be matched. Besides,i have a ph order which is yet to be matched. Patience is the key! Matching just started yesterday and you come up with your baseless assumptions. You were told to wait for 29days, you did and you can't wait for just a few days to be matched. They should just pay you sissies so that you can leave. We don't need sissies in the platform!

Yes bro...sissies are killing the system and helping the media with baseless propanganda. I for like mmm to screen out those pple somehow. Someone will ph 6k and will be shouting mmm is a scam up and down. Guys wey ph 2m still dey calm dey follow things.

...lol...so nobody wan save buhari...lol ...but the way God dey keep those kind pple alive men...u will see..he will live longer than any of the competitors.

Kondomatic:
I think the way to kill in Nigeria and get away with it is to make it appear like suicide. Nobody investigates that.

this is little sense...i am sure u studied science...this is how we reason. Just kill the person, make it look like sucide and nobody ask questions, no autopsy nothing...village pple in nuclear mode..lol

MizMyColi:
I have been keeping kwayet about this MMM thing because it's somehow more technical for me to understand Mathematics. Now that I have come to a better understanding of MMM

I have a question or two...

1. Where does MMM get the 30 percent they give to first timers?

2. Where do they get the 10-15 percent that they pay upliners?

3. Is it from the monies of those who are just registering?

4. If the answer to 3 above is yes, supposing the whole of Nigeria decides to participate....
And let's say NIGERIA is made up of 200 individuals, what then happens when all 200 participants need to pull out their money?

the same thing that will happen when everybody withdraw ther money from the bank at the same time. Or, the same thing that will happen when everybody stops procreating...e.g...if u stop havin sex today and i stop...1, there will be nothing like HIV again, 2, the whole world will gradually come to an end.

gabazin080:
I am tired of my marriage. my only joy in that marriage is my look-alike 1yr old son. i married a single mother. she tells a lot of lies and i felt she might be cheating on me. though she doesnt know how i feel about her cus she is always eager to see me get back from work. but i just dont love her anymore and i now get home late in the might. i want to quit and keep my boy. how do i do it without hurting her

first, what made u marry her in the first place?

Two, what made u lose interest in her.

3. Do u think you will be better of after leaving her?

Answer these questions...

If your answers is may be jazz...then chill first.

sweetboiy:
seriously, mmm website is bigger than that...

sure...ur thought is as good as mine...that site is machine....with a whole lot of bandwidth, almost like facebook...hopefully, it will sustain the crowd. Who knows when nairaland go reach that level.

permanentgrace:
JANUARY 14TH, WHERE ARE YOU PLS? COME FAST I BEG OF YOU

lol...i wonder what it will look like if 2m pple loggin into this site by Jan 14th, mehn that site wont open to some pple and hell will let lose somewhere. I suggest some cool down and loggin on sunday.

wahabian:
I see a lot of ignorant people talking about guiders crashing the system,no be guiders crash anything,you probably don't know how the whole thing works.

Demand was just hight than supply that all. I went to GTB that period to collect just 50k...they said them no get upto 50k, that i should wait that they are bringing money. I checked the queue...long...i asked do u have 40? She said No, what of 30, she said yes that I should rewrite my slip. I just rewrite am, dem pack 100 naira worth both good and bad, dirty and clean give me. I just asked for nylon bc the whole thing looked like 500k. As i commot i hanged outside dey observe when van go carry money come...for where. As i was enjoying some bottles with a friend, he said he wanted to go and pay someone at the bank, i tell am say no road oo say population too much. On a second thought, i tell am make him go, since he is depositing. Suprisingly, he said depositors were less and they were treating them like a king. Within 15mins my guy don come out, i said wowwww and stayed 3hrs bc i wan withdraw. If Nigerians understand mmm well, dem no go allow am die. My probs na these guiders thing, they should modify it to suit niger situation They add nothing to the system and take alot.

guys drink with care...someppple are always carried away when they are drinking...not everyone who is laughing with you is your friend or even happy for you. Dont be suprised the poison could be out of envy or jealousy and nothing tangible.

francleanflexy:
I joined one of these whatsapp Ponzi groups on Friday.
In the group, when pay N7,500 you will be paired with two people to pay you 7,500. Thereny doubling your money in just 20 hours.

I knew that this Ponzi scheme could fold fast but I decided to invest since it was still new.

On Friday, I invested N7,500 and on Saturday I got my 15,000.

WOW!!! cool cash. But as a sharp guy that I was, I knew that this wouldn't last long so instead of investing again, i deleted myself from the group.

Fast forward to today, one of the people that paid me called.
She was a woman. She started spitting fire and brimstone That I should refund her money.
I told her that she should go to the group and demand her money but she said that the group is having troubles that they are not pairing people again and that I should refund her money since I am the one she knows.

She threatened to deal with me if I don't refund her money and she reminded me that she has my account number and name and that she can use those details to get back at me.


I'm confused now. Do I bow to her pressure And refund the money or call her bluff?

lol...this thing funny die...why mmm thrived was bc it far distance ponzi...where person wey pay you fit be from another tribe all together and terms and conditions are clearly written. This whatsapp own no be am at all.

martineverest:
nothing is wrong here.....xcept giving birth b4 wedlock

why...? So she cant have baby after trad ? Traditional wedding is enough for couple to be called husband and wife. You may wish to do white, court or any other form of marriage join. I no see any woman wear white wedding gown for bible.

stanlink:
Its already 4days to go hmm

The server fit crash that day, imagine 1m pple trying to loggin into the site on the 14th.

hungryboy:
If I no make money before I reach 30yrs,
I go do blood money

...lol...Why not do the blood money now so that b4 u reach 30...the money go don plenty. There are many types of blood money...yahoo, malaysia, mmm, bet, politics and the best..saver...1k everyday...name it. The earlier the better ooo