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Ishowlee:
And here goes to the Nairaland Couple of the Year...
Bro. nijaomegacode & sis. Medianna.

The two must be on a "weather for two" bed. To quench the Night's cold & relax the day ihustle.

nijaomegacode:
Sweetie, are you stalking me?

Oh you think am ready for 'story that touches the heart'?
Am only guarding my territory come home soon

nijaomegacode:
Step 1: Never marry a woman with Ex.

Can't you be reasonable for once??
Sweetim You're embarrassing us

That is the challenge this days because right or wrong is not written on the forehead and appearance is deceptive.
This wrong person can be doing all the right things at first but that doesn't make he/she Right.
First of all time will tell you, because it a revealer
Secondly. Its called instinct. Just know how to follow it cuz its 99% Right.
I stand to be corrected though

LutherSanchez:
You're a woman,i can never waste my time with you.

Point of correction.
'My God given time'
You don't manufacture time you know.

LutherSanchez:
Brother,my new motto now na "DON'T PAY FOR WHAT OTHER MEN GOT FOR FREE". Ah swear

The ones you've been getting for free nko?
Hypocrite.

Slynation:
hahahaha...Your gender can so mess up

Yea something like this

nijaomegacode:
Then I am happy for you.
Listen to this my dear.
When you get married, please do not entertain any of your exs. Know within you that what the saw has improved. You're not the same person the met. You're better now!
Focus on your husband alone and build a good family.
Finally, when the time comes for you to select a man, do not choose:
a man who is active on social media, a man who is popular or a man who needs the approval of others.
God be with you my daughter.

Daddy your advice is good. Thanks

nijaomegacode:
I mean no harm my child.

Yes papa medianna

Nazgul:
If you deliberately choose to Ignore the obvious fact that average in this context simply means majority I'd take it that you're trolling me.

See ehn..
The thing about life is not everyone is the same.
And environment matters a lot.
I didn't find myself in this kind of circle so what most guys say here about women and money and all of that is strange to me.
Not like I don't believe it OK..
My point is its not as bad as you portray it to be. Simple
You don't just expect me to agree with everything I see or hear, do you?

nijaomegacode:
Are you happy Medianna?

A piece of advice.
Don't work on you manner of approach.
I'm not even married yet.
So what is all these all about??

Nazgul:
Lol...have you forgotten that Nigeria is the poverty capital of the world?

Also the average salary of a Nigerian graduate is less than 150k, when you add inflation and other factors, you'll see that you're earning peanuts. Start up businesses are going through hell, unemployment is at it peak.

CBN openly stated last year that less than 10% of the average Nigerian has up to 500k in their account... what does that tell you? That means that despite all the packaging and smiling face, most people are suffering.

Finally it's not a secret that the average Nigerian girl is greedy and lacks contentment. So despite the efforts her husband is making to sustain the home, she will always want more, and if her ex can provide it, she'll be willing to open her legs and suck his cóck to get it. So yes your gender needs deliverance not me.

When you leave Nigeria you'll understand that most of the problems you feel needs prayers and fasting are solved by governments who know their jobs.

Thank God you said an average.

nijaomegacode:
Free the poster abeg. Most married women are loose and broken; they aren't happy in their marriages.
If you're married, I bet you're not happy too.

Back to sender

Nazgul:
I highly disagree with the bolded.

During the lockdown of 2020, if not that I have this rule of having nothing to do with married women, I would have bedded a handful of 'em.

One of my ex who's married called me to assist her cos of her kids, I sha did the little I could do because of the children, the following week, she was ready to come over to my place cos she needed another favour. She's married...I had another similar experience with a former neighbor who's also married months later. I have another one who got married December last year... December o, it's not even up to a year she got married, she's already asking me for money.

What you don't understand is that Okafor's law is very real, and a large majority of girls don't set boundaries with some of their ex when they get married. Most still keep communication lines open and call them from time to time for favours, money, connection, job...etc. And they wouldn't really put up any form of resistance if the guy requests for sex cos they'd be like, we've had sex countless times in the past so what's the big deal?

And if you must know having sex with your married ex is as easy as walking into a brothel to negotiate with a call girl. Reason being that she'll always be in need...from kids wahala to how she wants to start a business and her husband doesn't have money to give to her, to her up keep...etc. And considering how hard things are, a manipulative person can choose to attend to those needs and bed her as compensation.

How comes its only loose and broke women that are attracted to you.
If I were you, I will go for prayers and fasting before marriage

Slynation:
Lol... bashing ladies?? I don't bash ladies and my post always goes with Some ladies or Most ladies

I remember you very well though.. You indirectly do it.

Slynation:
TBVH...I met a girl 2months back and she has proven different from the ladies I use to know...

Finally... Praise God
No more bashing!!!!

Its like you are an importer, exporter and distributor. Aspiring for the position of the Minister of women affairs. Lolz
On a serious note.
Marriage is not for you yet bro. Just wait a little bit longer and you won't be this confuse about whom to marry

Talking of sign language I remember taking cab from lugbe to Bolingo or so
And I saw people doing like they were clapping hands at first I thought they were pleading for someone to carry them, not knowing its area 10 they are referring to.
Funny enough the one I know its like waving the right hand up and down
Nyanya hold up is nothing compared to maraba hold up

Offpoint1:
But you know of trouser, that should had given you a hint

How did trouser originate from men?
Then kaftan and skirt will soon join

Winter03:
True. Wigs too

Woaw didnt know about that

Heels originated from men na so no bigdeal.

Yen yen yen yen yen..
Somebody that is looking for someone is talking as if they are looking for him.
You can 'friend with benefit' yourself

Take heart bro that's how relationships are sometimes
Man will have sense and the woman will not have sense.
Or the woman will have sense and the man will not be reasonable.

Happy birthday

Love kill me lemme kukuma die.
Lolzzz
Sorry about the robbery.

I'm just knowing these for the first time sha.
If I say leamme I mean leamme

Ye yen yen yen yen
Boy wey mouth sharp like woman
If you like you and your mom should kill that peacefully man.
Na una go still suffer ram.

Why do I find it difficult to believe this is actually happening!!!

Because if you've stay with someone for 30 years the relationship will just change to that of a brother and sister

Ballzproblemm:
excuse me who is "we", , fine way discharge cause she go they plan to kill me , or I go agree with her ,then relocate , block am for everywhere

All this drama because of money.
As if she was the cause of moneylessness in your life or you were with her because you were broke
Money that you did not even work for!

Who is 'we'?

Demigod22:
One lady rejected me because I am a stage actor, comedian, public speaker, writer. She said I am exposing myself to other girls and before we can date I have to stop doing that, but I can't let go of my talents for just a girl. When I graduated from University after studying Theatre Arts, she was the first person to congratulated me.

Another girl rejected me because she believes I naturally have access to scores of girls because of my personality.

One rejected me because we are living in the same neighborhood.

Can you imagine
This one is really feeling like a demigod in his mind

bukky1994:
what about you?

I go to church too