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RomanceRe: Who Has Tried Jelqing Before? by MeekySmudger(m): 7:53pm On Dec 19, 2020
TheGenius001:
Good evening everyone. Firstly, this is a faceless forum and I really want to be opened about my opinion and observation about Jelqing. Mind you, I have no intention to make me look super or advertise anything whatsoever.

The first time I realized the size of my pe*****
was the first time I had sex with a girl. During the sex, I noticed she was crying, so I stopped and asked her why she was crying she said it's too big for her. She didn't enjoy it and I was sad after that. Out of much curiosity, I made my research and find out that my size was above the average size of a pe**** (5.5 inches).


But then personally I thought it was small from my own view not knowing it's not. Initially I measured about 7.5inches in length and 5.1 inches in girth. But it was inaccurate(the length) all the while because the ruler wasn't pressed against my pubic bone. After measuring correctly, I find out it's 7.8inches.


I tried Jelqing to make it increase in size especially to sooth my own sight as being big. And you know what, it worked!

it's almost two months now, I have an 8inches in length and 5.4inches in girth. That's my own observation.


Warning: Before you embark on Jelqing, ensure you get proper information on how to do it safely.

Back to the question, although Jelqing doesn't work for everybody but have you tried it before and did it work for you?
......it did worked for me....Like first two weeks...the changes was very notable....like I was around 5.9....after first two weeks...I measured again....I saw 6.3...even before measurement...I noticed the increase during early morning bulge....I was like damn....am on my way to 7..from 7 to 8..from 8 to 9...then I will stop.
RomanceRe: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by MeekySmudger(m): 6:37pm On Dec 19, 2020
Truvel:
Dat's Good. Me Na My Dad Nai Teach Me How To Cook Oo. B4 Ehn, Even To Make Pap Na War. I'm Just Glad Dat I Learnt Well 4rm Him.
....Your dad likes you ooo.....funniest part....nah my grandpa teach my mama how to cook,...she kon teach me tooo...but my papa nah f9.....he go just dey condemn person....he no go ever correct....he go just condemn and discourage ....I no longer take his words seriously again
RomanceRe: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by MeekySmudger(m): 6:31pm On Dec 19, 2020
Jodha:
Lmao... I don't like cooking o ..to cook dey tire me...but if I cook for yhu ehn...leave am..
It's not a matter of Wetin yhu Sabi cook or not ...is the food sweet?
...forget am..jhooor....the first time I cook jollof rice was in school..all my neighbor came and tasted it..they were like damn.....very sweet...my head wan burst dat grin
Jodha:
Lmao... I don't like cooking o ..to cook dey tire me...but if I cook for yhu ehn...leave am..
It's not a matter of Wetin yhu Sabi cook or not ...is the food sweet?
...forget am..jhooor....the first time I cook jollof rice was in school..all my neighbor came and tasted it..they were like damn.....very sweet...my head wan burst dat
RomanceRe: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by MeekySmudger(m): 6:27pm On Dec 19, 2020
Truvel:
U Try.
....Abi nah...learn only how to prepare swallow ,sauce,and vegetables..from my mum...the rest myself.....
RomanceRe: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by MeekySmudger(m): 6:04pm On Dec 19, 2020
I swear...nah ice cream easy for me past.... ;DI swear...nah ice cream easy for me past....
RomanceRe: Why Ladies Prefer To Date 'Bad Boys' Rather Than 'Good Boys' - Nigerian Lady by MeekySmudger(m): 6:02pm On Dec 19, 2020
envoymedia:
A Nigerian lady, Temitope Bukola has stated why many ladies prefer to date 'Bad Boys' rather than the 'Good Boys', IgbereTV reports.

Taking to her Twitter handle, she wrote:


https://twitter.com/_Temitopebukola/status/1340192639270998016?s=19[/quote]...she is a confused human being....a big fool....so good guys are weaklings......u never see good guy wey fit slit human being throat....and she for talk sey....she dey find person...wey fit protect her...see how she be like Abule-Egba...Nicki Minaj...but nah make up sha
RomanceRe: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by MeekySmudger(m): 5:55pm On Dec 19, 2020
I dey cook....egusi...efo riro,...sauce for rice,for beans too....I dey cook rice,jollof rice,...fried rice,..coconut,..palm oiled bean,....semo,pounded yam,Am ala,yam....and many more....amd I sabi bake
RomanceRe: I Dont Need Money,but Give This. by MeekySmudger(m): 5:44pm On Dec 19, 2020
Lovethaa:
Let him paste his account...
...Lovetha...u fit gift me too oooo.....I wan grow my animation skills....the one wey I dey do now.....nah with phone...

RomanceRe: Only A Fool Would View This by MeekySmudger(m): 5:31pm On Dec 19, 2020
5hanklee:
Cam down sir
Kindly cam down nah grin
....OK sir...am calming down.......person wey write location:London.....dey open thread like dis
RomanceRe: Only A Fool Would View This by MeekySmudger(m): 5:18pm On Dec 19, 2020
Feddytune:
But u read the topic now . And u still viewed ... Curiosity will not kill u one day to.. smh
....and incase bring your ugly pics......lemme beautify dem for u...dose makeups are trash.....lemme me make dem vast
RomanceRe: Only A Fool Would View This by MeekySmudger(m): 5:17pm On Dec 19, 2020
Feddytune:
But u read the topic now . And u still viewed ... Curiosity will not kill u one day to.. smh
.......judging from your profile pics,...u forced dat smile......you look like a disturbed,distressed,retarded,depressed,ugly,fugly,duckling..........
RomanceRe: Select Your Spec by MeekySmudger(m): 1:32pm On Dec 19, 2020
SILENTandSMART2:
mine is not there cry


undecided
....Lol...u dey find Lepa shandy abi���
RomanceRe: A Nairanlander Experience With Abuja Rich Kids. by MeekySmudger(m): 1:28pm On Dec 19, 2020
Lovethaa:
If you think Lagos got the biggest boys in Nigeria, you are wrong .

I relocated to Abuja 2009 And I realized that there is huge difference between rich and wealthy ..
I was staying at an estate behind Efab mall area 11 , I made friends with a young neighbor whose mom is a politician.

This dude happens to know every politician/rich kid and where they hang out ..

One Sunday he called me to follow him to Ceddi Plaza ,a popular mall at the central area ,he took his car

On getting there ,I saw what looked like a dream, young boys age 18-25 .all came to the mall with cars you only see on TV..from Lamborghini to Bugatti to benz .

And what they do with it is what got me shocked ..this guys were using this cars to do car stunt .. a sport where u use your car to perform different tricks ..

Come and see the way they were using Cars worth millions to do stupid stuffs ,once the cat got faulty ,they dump it and takr another one ..

One thing about Abuja kids is that they don't really show off when it comes to outfits , a typical politician/rich kid will wear ordinary white top and shorts but he will drive a Benz and hold an iPhone .

This rich kids love clubbing too,infact they enjoy it and they don't go to club in singles they go in convoy ..
You will find about 5-6 cars racing to the club ,wind up with loud music and shsisha smoke going on indoors .

They also pride themselves to going to Top hotels to swim and mingle ..a typical weekend in Transcorp Hilton will confirm this .

After a while I registered in a Summer school to prepare for jamb.that's where I made friends with a dude that changed my life .. Daniel was his name and he was a junior brother to the man that married ex president Good luck Jonathan daughter..

I joined the summer school late so I was a JJC to them ,which made me always sit alone and mind my business.

In this summer school Daniel was the biggest boy because he comes to school with different cars and he buys chicken suya worth 5 thousand naira everyday and share it in class


One day after class ,I was outside preparing to go home when I saw Mercy (hottest babe in summer school). She was talking to her friends and I just stood admiring her body ,when I heard Daniel telling his friend he likes her but don't know how to get her ..

One thing about Abuja kids is that most of them lack street OT ,and that I'd something u can only learn in Lagos ..

Without asking for his permission I called mercy and told her Daniel my friend wants to speak with her ,Daniel was shocked and happy ,they both exchanged numbers that day and after that he told me to follow him hone ..

I entered his 4matic Benz and we drove off to thier house in asokoro..thier estate is so sophisticated that if you are a first timer you won't be allowed in..once in we went to thier compound and for the first time in my life I entered a mansion..

Wow ....see money.. every where was shining..the mansion was about 8 bedrooms

A visitors lodge too which is not in the main house,this mini visitors house has two bedroom,

The compound is so big that there was there was a table tennis and long tennis court in the compound...and about 15 super cars ..he introduced me to his uncle who later liked me so much that he sponsored my university fees .

But when we became friends I realized that rich Abuja people are the most humble and nice people ever ..

Money makes you proud but too much money makes you humble ..
I also find out that the rich Abuja babes (politician/rich daughters) all have skin glow naturally.. unlike Lagos gitls that pride themselves with bleaching cream ..

If you meet a fair Abuja babe ,her fairness would be shining..fresh and not Caro white ..

On meeting my friend brother he looked into my soul ad if to find if I'm hiding a hint of skeleton there ..after checking Mr properly he then told me to have my sit and compliment that he can tell that I'm a good boy ..
I later realized that yhier house
......All this politicians and co living their life of the masses hard earned money..and embezzlement......If they do not stop soonest....am working towards getting super rich......and I will start executing dem one by one....either by bombings...or co
RomanceRe: A Man Who Makes A Living By Impregnating Women. by MeekySmudger(m): 7:24am On Dec 19, 2020
grin
thatsleepboy1:
A man who makes a living by impregnating women has expressed happiness as he travels to UK for another round.



https://www.tori.ng/amp/159952/american-man-who-makes-a-living-by-impregnating-ov.html
.........He looks like a sperm with already developed eyes,nose and mouth grin
thatsleepboy1:
A man who makes a living by impregnating women has expressed happiness as he travels to UK for another round.



https://www.tori.ng/amp/159952/american-man-who-makes-a-living-by-impregnating-ov.html
.........He looks like a sperm with already developed eyes,nose and mouth
RomanceRe: Artist I Don't Listen To Anymore by MeekySmudger(m): 9:50am On Dec 18, 2020
Athemisia:
Mitchew!
Another "I just got back"
......am not another I just got back...Lol....av actually been a visitor...decided to open an account....
RomanceRe: As A Partner, Is It Healthy To Ask For Your Boo's/babe's Body Count? by MeekySmudger(m): 8:09am On Dec 18, 2020
[color=#000099][/color]If she ask me ah go tell ...ah go sey nah 5...but everything dem rape me ;DIf
RomanceRe: Artist I Don't Listen To Anymore by MeekySmudger(m): 1:27am On Dec 18, 2020
Dreadlock69:
Fireboy
Joeboy
Johnny drill
Ed Sheeran
Korede Bello
Westlife
And the rest of them just stop listening to them because what they sing is always unrealistic and Making someone believe in something so untrue but their music is so damn good but the moment I can't match their music to real life situation I just hate it
Imagine singing and playing fireboy music on replay for two weeks and your girlfriend broke up with you that shit so annoying and heartbreaking you even be forced to delete all love music on your phone

Tupac shukar
50 cent
Juice world
Future
Da baby
Roddy rich
Xxxtencion
Weekend
Omah lay
Davido
Naria Marley
Bella shurmda
Mayorkun
Polo G
Tory lanez
That some some music one can relate to.
Please add yours this topic is open for public opinions
....similar vibes except all the Nigerian artist on your preferred list.......I don't just feel their beats except sometimes when I find a relatable lyrics in what they sing....And add Lil Peep please.....that dude just portrays my life in his music
RomanceRe: What Was Your First Impression About Your Partner? by MeekySmudger(m): 1:23am On Dec 18, 2020
BaddieFreak:
I like your vibe, hustle well and make the doe while young so you can build a home if you finally want to settle down.
........Thanks a lot
RomanceRe: What Was Your First Impression About Your Partner? by MeekySmudger(m): 1:03am On Dec 18, 2020
BaddieFreak:
Keep searching, you will soon get one
......I don't think am ready now....I just want to build myself first...but there is this damsel sha...but no be now....Am still a young dude who is still trying to pave way for a better tomorrow for my mum and my siblings ...am not ready now.....I dey Hustle mode cool cool
RomanceRe: If Yahoo Stop In Nigeria See Who Will Close Down Immediately. by MeekySmudger(m): 12:57am On Dec 18, 2020
Not everyone is into yahoo......some are ritualist,.some are into crypto stuff,..Some their papa geh money,..Some of them are thieves,.some of them dey work...e get some work wey dey pay well................ ....Anyway let me animate your pics at an affordable price....you can also check my Instagram...just opened it...Meeky_Smudger....and my whatapp number will be in my signature

RomanceRe: What Was Your First Impression About Your Partner? by MeekySmudger(m): 12:52am On Dec 18, 2020
I never even see one cry.....Anyway let me animate your pics at an affordable price....you can also check my Instagram...just opened it...Meeky_Smudger.....Whatapp number in my signature

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