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RomanceRe: Suggest Some Toxic Drugs by MeekySmudger(m): 10:29pm On Dec 21, 2020
IntersexSherry:
is it sold in pharmacy?
...Why......?...wetin u wan use am do
RomanceRe: Suggest Some Toxic Drugs by MeekySmudger(m): 10:27pm On Dec 21, 2020
IntersexSherry:
I'm doing some research on toxic drugs.
....CODE-INE
RomanceRe: ... by MeekySmudger(m): 10:18pm On Dec 21, 2020
mummyire:
morning famz, am a bit popular here on nairaland but I had to create a new account for this thread. most of u here might finally guess my other moniker after reading my story but I don't wanna reveal my identity because some guys here might mock me later with it.
so guys, I really need ur advise and help. I met this my partner some years back in a party and we had our introduction but no wedding yet. along the line. I got pregnant and we had a son now 3 years old. I am into catering and also an event planner but my partner has no job but he's trying his best to get one, though he's from a wealthy family. but I am d one who fund all the bills because I always believed he will get a job soon an will do the needful. during the pandemic I sat him down and advised he should start a business and he said he has plans for that but he's not financially buoyant to fund the business and he said his father promised to give him some money to do the business. then after 2months(august) I saw no changes, then I asked him why d delay, he said his father hasn't given him d money then I asked how much he needed for d business, he said 2million, but I had only 1.4m with me, I promised to give him 1.2m to start from somewhere, which I did. after a week he said he needed just 300k to complete the business he's venturing to, I had nothing with me but because I believed in him, I sold my only car for 400k, and I gave it to him just to satisfy him. this is a car I use for business stuffs also. a week after I gave him all dis money, she stopped coming home, whenever I call him. he gives excuses about his business bla bla bla.. I tried to understand. meanwhile i gave him some money to pay d landlord earlier dis year which he didn't pay unknowingly to me. I was shocked when the landlord brought his boys, police, to throw out our properties last month. I asked d landlord why he would throw out my properties out of the house without any notice, he said he has been giving my husband d notice and our time is up. I am still trying to move from this shock, last I heard, my husband isn't in d country his numbers hasn't been going through, though he sent me a message that I shouldn't bother looking for him. my business has collapsed, I moved back to my mother's house. my son is really suffering, it's my mother that feeding both of us with the little things she sells. am really heartbroken and embarrassed. I have not bought clothes for my kid for this festive period. though I recently got a space where I can always sell sharwarma and BBQ with snacks. but most of my equipment are spoilt and stolen. I really need help from u guys to please help raise me up again, I have been fooled by love, but pls because of my innocent kid and mother, u guys pls make some contribution for me so I can start my business this January. I forgot to say, I went to his parents place but they said their son won't do such a thing and sent me away with their grandson. I really suffered, and I hope I can stand up again. for any doubts, I now stay at my mother's place jibowu yaba(railway line) if there is anyone that wants to make confirmation I am ready to see u with my son. or send me a pm. my WhatsApp number. 08134547928. though I don't have data to check messages now but can check later if I buy card.

0232627666 morenikeji.a.a
wema bank...
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Pocohantas
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and lots more. u guys should pls help me out, u will never be put to shame.
...I don't have anything I could have donated to you....but madam.. Please make sure you take a very good care of your son.
EducationRe: "Who We Sent Vs Who They Returned To Us"- Boy Loses Weight In School (Pix) by MeekySmudger(m): 10:12pm On Dec 21, 2020
BobbyZrealist:
Wow!! Me too passed through that process,na norms.
But sincerely he looks fitter,than been that chubby.
...Guy..they don't give this guy food....go and check online.....u will see the video......he was tortured....he was sexually abused.....
EducationRe: "Who We Sent Vs Who They Returned To Us"- Boy Loses Weight In School (Pix) by MeekySmudger(m): 10:01pm On Dec 21, 2020
The boy also said he was physically abused....his seniors were dipping and legs into his anus.....checkout the video online...
EducationRe: "Who We Sent Vs Who They Returned To Us"- Boy Loses Weight In School (Pix) by MeekySmudger(m): 9:59pm On Dec 21, 2020
pafra:
You didn't tell us how much school fee paid. With the raised in the cost of food it we should be able to compare and justify your claim.

Moreover, the kids have been at home for so many months due to the pandemic it is logical the add weight during the lock down.

Lost in weight is inevitable in a new environment.

ACADEMIC stress could be a contributing factor.

I am sure you weren't expecting him to add more weight while in school so, why the attention seeking
....The school fee is more than half a million....its deeper life school,...and that was the boy who was abused there,...
PoliticsRe: The Banner I Saw At Sango Under Bridge; Are Nigerians Tired? (Photo) by MeekySmudger(m): 6:43pm On Dec 21, 2020
Kaduna1stson:
You south westerners should be careful not to annoy us in the north. You cannot be insulting a northern president.
.....As u dull...naso ur generation go dull too...
PetsRe: How Long Does It Takes A Dog Before It Forgets One's Face? by MeekySmudger(m): 5:04pm On Dec 21, 2020
brain54:
offend the dog how? dog that wont leave her side...that didn t want to part with her...its ok...!
i never stated that dogs forget easily o...i hate when people misqote me because i hate typing.... do yöu know how long it took me to type what i wrote? and yöu misquote me... it feels like i wasted my time...
.....The dog felt betrayed....when she left.....
RomanceRe: Who Has Tried Jelqing Before? by MeekySmudger(m): 5:00pm On Dec 21, 2020
TheGenius001:
His manner of introducing his product isn't cool at all. He still has a lot to learn about marketing.
.....yeah...sure,.not sire there is any legit product in this Nigeria that can increase dick size
Music/RadioRe: Name Your Top Five Best Songs Of 2020 by MeekySmudger(m): 1:47pm On Dec 21, 2020
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ForestHill:
Bro, I hope you're doing great? You like depressant songs or you just saddened?
....its not a must to be depressed .....to listen to emo,..sometimes the vibe....but me sha....depression hits me hard.....I just listen to them and start reminiscing my good and bad memories....and sought of inspiration tooo....and...and it triggers lean trips toooo grin
ForestHill:
Bro, I hope you're doing great? You like depressant songs or you just saddened?
....its not a must to be depressed .....to listen to emo,..sometimes the vibe....but me sha....depression hits me hard.....I just listen to them and start reminiscing my good and bad memories....and sought of inspiration tooo....and...and it triggers lean trips toooo
Music/RadioRe: Name Your Top Five Best Songs Of 2020 by MeekySmudger(m): 1:43pm On Dec 21, 2020
many songs made my year sha...lemme mention the artiste Jaden Smith Lil peep Lil Uzi Vert Drake The weeknd Dababy Tory Lanez Don Toliver Jack Harlow Future 999 Jahseh Onfroy Trippie The Kid Laroi Roddy Rich ....and many more
RomanceRe: Nigerian House Wives by MeekySmudger(m): 11:47am On Dec 21, 2020
happy200:
Nigerian house wives are "Lords in woman skin"

Most Nigerian married men are nothing more than slaves.
They don't dare come back home empty hand without money, divorce is the last thing they will ever dream of cos that is almost like to them talking about their death.

These women has circled and clothed them with threat and intimidations.

All the house wives do now is to keep the house clean and regulate their romance life. Then the man becomes erand boy almost without a place to relax.

These men are helpless because the house wives has disconnected them from their family and friends.

Well for you men.
I'm writing this fully aware that you will never own up. But maybe someone could be saved.
.....U just open your mouth WAAAAAAAA.........we know we have a lot of bad eggs house wives.....but don't generalise......There are some women...they like to live more than there husband expenses......they would frustrate the husband..that she need money for this and that....instead of her to look for a business to start..to want her own income......funniest part....They might not even have their own house yet....but there are some...that would add hustle to their husband work....to enable a better life.......am tired of typing jhoor.......Voice note suppose dey nairaland sef....just suggesting oooo
RomanceRe: Who Has Tried Jelqing Before? by MeekySmudger(m): 11:34am On Dec 21, 2020
MANSPRIDE:
this is absolute time wasting and energy sapping. if your problem is getting a longer,thicker and stronger dick just buy our herbs and I assure in days you will see results that 20 years of jelging cannot give you.
Whatsapp: 08135622253
...just say...u wanna sell...... did ur product make ur dick big?.....I am seeing great result from jelqing,...so say another thing
RomanceRe: Who Has Tried Jelqing Before? by MeekySmudger(m): 10:36am On Dec 21, 2020
Truvel:
I'm Begining To See D Reason Buhari Called D Youth Lazy. Just Imagine, U Are Talking Abt Dick At Dis Early Hour Of D Morning.
.......Better go shit ur early momo shit
RomanceWhat Do Think About This Little Artwork by MeekySmudger(op): 11:53pm On Dec 20, 2020
Someone ..told me he got black eyes....but I googled it....it showed answers not concerning the pics....what do u think?
RomanceRe: A Nairanlander Experience With Abuja Rich Kids. by MeekySmudger(m): 12:33am On Dec 20, 2020
Philipmighty:
You be pussy you know go fit do anything
...Nah u ah go first blow throway
RomanceRe: I Suffer From Social Anxiety by MeekySmudger(m): 10:28pm On Dec 19, 2020
Bitcoinking2020:
oga abeg I'm bored of all these unnecessary fight, btc price don high hope u don invest grin
......Pelleeeee.......Daddy Btc......
RomanceRe: I Suffer From Social Anxiety by MeekySmudger(m): 10:16pm On Dec 19, 2020
Bitcoinking2020:
all these ones dey find who go curse their generation, una mama toto nice? I for like pour sperm for her face. post her number brother. uno is Christmas, let me help the lonely hoe cmon grin
......so u no geh mama abi.....if u no fit follow ur mama do...find ur sisters...or ya grandmother,...or ur aunties...since preek dey scratch u.....
RomanceRe: by MeekySmudger(m): 9:21pm On Dec 19, 2020
Nazgul:
That's just it.

Stress makes you look older than your age.

The op should try having lots and lots of rest and forget about food.
...Op shey u dey hear ooo
RomanceRe: by MeekySmudger(m): 9:15pm On Dec 19, 2020
Nazgul:
Good rest and peace of mind is what makes people fresh not food.

You can eat all the food on this planet, if your life is full of stress, you'll start having wrinkles and white hair even before you clock 30.
...Sure......since my mums start giving herself peace of mind....she started glowing,getting fresher...she added a little weight...and looked younger....she looks as if she is my elder sister now
RomanceRe: by MeekySmudger(m): 9:13pm On Dec 19, 2020
5hanklee:
Omoh! I no get money for better gym o. And normal exercise just dey make me loose weight ni. grin
....me dey gym at home nih ooo....ah no get money for gym too.....in fact.....hard core push ups....and co....and if u want quick six packs....position urself as if u want to do pushups...then start pushing your legs towards ur chest....and consume a lot of calories
RomanceRe: Who Has Tried Jelqing Before? by MeekySmudger(m): 9:09pm On Dec 19, 2020
TheGenius001:
Don't take it to heart Sir cheesy
That's so fast for an increase in just about 2weeks tho. Wow!
....no I got increase from 5.9 to 6.3 in two weeks....a week later 6.7
RomanceRe: by MeekySmudger(m): 9:08pm On Dec 19, 2020
5hanklee:
Omoh my stature matter don Taya me o sad
.....Eat well...and gym.....my physique changed from super slim me.....in March..to a little thick me in November...though if school resumes now.....nah why I dey find money....and plus dat boy nah butter boy...way dey chop better...as u dey see so..nah one of the gov person child
RomanceRe: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by MeekySmudger(m): 9:04pm On Dec 19, 2020
[quote author=Jodha post=97238621][/quote]stolen too...keep em coming
RomanceRe: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by MeekySmudger(m): 8:57pm On Dec 19, 2020
Jodha:
Yhu guys are stealing my memes too much in this nairaland o...
....I don steal dis one to....hahahahahahaaa
RomanceRe: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by MeekySmudger(m): 8:56pm On Dec 19, 2020
Truvel:
Dat Time Wey I Never Sabi Cook, I Been Dey Yab My Younger Sister Say She No Sabi Cook & Her Food No Sweet. Omo Na So She Frown Her Face. So, One Day Nai My Sister Come Tell My Mother Say Today Na Me Go Cook. Nai Dem Tell Me Say Make I Prepare Fried Rice. Me As An Inexperience Guy Na. I Come Form Like Say Na Simple Thing Na. Bro. When I Cook D Rice Finish Ehn, Na BOMB. Everybody Just Go Buy Fish Drink Garri Dat Day. Since Den Ehn, I Come Dey Give Kitchen Social Distancing.
..........Hahaha....so hilarious....abeg dey near kitchen ooo....me nah after I sabi cook...I start to yab everyone at home sey nah me be best cook
RomanceRe: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by MeekySmudger(m): 8:31pm On Dec 19, 2020
Jodha:
Wetin yhu talkhuh
...Hahaha hahaha as...the pawpaw pics tho

RomanceRe: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by MeekySmudger(m): 8:24pm On Dec 19, 2020
pocohantas:
LIES. While I agree that a lot of ladies can’t or would rather not cook, but it is highly impossible that NIGERIAN men (not some other country) can cook far BETTER than Nigerian women on the average.




That nonsense you people cook? Pack all the seasoning and coloring put inside. Even the number of hours they use to slice onions, e go remain to wear face shield. Tel them to fry fish nko? They will start at the gate and be throwing it inside the oil. Abeg talk another thing.
....the next wey u shit...u go spend complete four hours.....guys who do like....just started cooking .....later dey become experts
RomanceRe: Who Has Tried Jelqing Before? by MeekySmudger(m): 8:18pm On Dec 19, 2020
TheGenius001:
Well I need to be blunt here...5.9 is small from my own perspective even tho I understand it's few inches away from the average size. Practice safe Jelqing to get an increase...Pls be careful and jelq properly.

The weight lifting, from my little research, actually makes it faster for an increase in the size of the penis. I ain't a fan of it tho.
.....u finished me ....kuku shoot me....but am 6.7 now ooooo.....no remind me of my past....Lol
RomanceRe: I Suffer From Social Anxiety by MeekySmudger(m): 8:14pm On Dec 19, 2020
LikeAking:
@ op, u need to loose ur virginity.
...Op shey u hear
RomanceRe: Who Has Tried Jelqing Before? by MeekySmudger(m): 8:05pm On Dec 19, 2020
TheGenius001:
I see you have high hopes just like me. From 5.9 to 9....hmmm that's way too much for an increase associated with Jelqing, but anyways, I wish you all the best.

pls Don't forget to be careful and ensure you jelq properly. Read and watch videos on Jelqing to achieve a better and safer result. Welcome on Board!
....you kinda sound like my 5.9 is small..Lol....but I do it carefully to avoid bent dick....I do it plus penis weight lifting
RomanceRe: I Suffer From Social Anxiety by MeekySmudger(m): 8:03pm On Dec 19, 2020
Bitcoinking2020:
everytime I need to leave the house its always a dramatic scenario in my head because I know I have to go all over again with people staring at me every second till I'm home. since I was a kid the attention doesn't stop, its daily. everyone I walk past must turn to stare, every ATM I go all the girls will turn my face to statue for staring till it's their turn to withdraw. I have to deal with severe heartbeats because I feel like I'm being watched by everyone and I tend to feel uncomfortable till I get home. if this is why I'm a severe introvert or I was born an introvert I cant tell but I know leaving the house is a very serious issue for me daily. people say I look attractive, I guess I am but still it's not a good reason to stare at me this much.....I cant do anything about it ,all I do is hide indoors and smoke. who else can relate ?
...Same here bro....buh I dont smoke.....all I do is prepare my Lean...and sit comfortably on the vibe the jam am playing gives....buh I think they stare because a female friend once told my..I looked a lot like a female....even many people do ask me ...female or male....am tryna change DAT....trying to look more masculine....and funniest shit...I don't behave like a female...just my face....buh I just have this natural talent of singing ..like if u care I can take u on a High pitch freestyle shit....my indoorness(mind this bad ass English).....has helped me improve my music stuffs.....I can trap,rap,emo rap n trap....indies,drill....RnB....am planning on getting tools...for indoor studio....introverted life......

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