₦airaland Forum

yungevvy:
I remember bro....I still play some on my android using emulator

..Really wow,..which emulator please?

iLegendd:
Pick one of the three pictures below and draw. The person with worst drawing gets 1k card, 200 Airtel MB, and one of my books for free. I will decide the book it'll be.

Women are allowed to participate.

Haters, this is an opportunity to draw me the way you like and give it any caption you want.

An opportunity to make caricature of me and get money, MB, and book as a reward.

..Just saw your challenge now,give me time...

xnsandrxns:
You are forgiven He's truly a bastard

..Thanks jhare,I was really pissed off.

100trillion:
Years of total commitment down the drain I loved her to the end; God be my witness.

Now, the person I gave my all has broken my heart, where do I start from? How am I suppose to go about my day-to-day activities......I had plans for her - BIG PLANS.

I woke up one morning and BOOM! The love of my life was gone. I thought I was goin' to die. Really, I almost could'nt function. My stomach hurt, my face distorted from endlessly crying.

How do I forget about her and move on with my life?

N.B: she stays next block and I see her EVERYDAY.

..Format all thoughts of her from your life,u just saved yourself some stress make the best out of it,you saved yourself from spending,Just go out listen some music,you can listen to some heartbreak music to review yourself current status,Then start switching music small small to your start listening to ones that motivates you,ones that can make you dance,that can make you be happy,make yourself happy,keep smiling,if you see her greet her with an happy face,trust me that is the best revenge,Just keep smiling and stay happy,make sure your happiness are not fake,you can engage yourself in some new stuff that you no you have wanted to do...Live your life with happiness....All the plan you said you had for her,You can make them yours.

Cumtroller:
Ondo state and bad news na 5 and 6

If it's not the story of their Fulani masters raping and killing them today, na Lassa fever tomorrow.

Federal Government should just convert the useless state to a Covid 19 isolation center.

..Forgive me,you are a bastard......

Mbbscentric:
What’s the longest time you’ve spent on a phone call with someone?

...Five minutes.

falcon01:
Call me a weirdo but I still maintain erection After Cumming and I can cum twice in a row Nonstop maybe the first 8 to 10 minutes i cum the girl wont Notice only the increased speed and the sudden Decrease will give her a clue, Then I go ballistic for 15- 20 -25 minutes depending on the situation.

...How do you do it?,though I saw that in only porn,give me hints please.

Warrgidanairala:
And I usually underrate them thinking their slim nature will definitely affect their size down below

..Better don't underestimate us,...hmmmmm

Auxigen:
Lol see translation �
From center of gravity to center of gravity

...Lol,Shey u wan de whine nairaland nih,...G--Spot.

joungblood:
My used Ps4 for sale 145k, slightly negotiable, one pad, 10 mad games installed, 500gb, fifa2021, just cause, residentevil, metal gear 5, hitman, mortal kombat, batman, dead or alive n others.. Location sango ota. Call me or whatsapp me on 08125670754, I'm selling because I got my new Xbox 1 s..

...Holygame come and see

HolyHero:
I’m having a house party tomorrow with a couple of my friends and I’d like to have a video game there so it can be more fun. Does anyone know where I could possibly rent a PS4 console and game in Abuja?

Thanks.

..Kuku buy new one,..don't pay that 50k oooo,...50k ×3...u will get PS4.

Who remembered those java games then
A good day to die hard,gangster,PES,FIFA,mission impossible,Assasin Creed,Real football 2012,real football 2013,....Mention more......

positivevibez:
i became scared can you be more elaborate.

..I typed something but nairaland changed it to another,..I said you touched her (g_spot)).

positivevibez:
Last week I had an intimate encounter with my gf, actually we have been doing the do for sometime now but last week while we were at it she gush

You touched her center of gravity.

iLegendd:
I'm the one who is supposed to thank you for the tips.
I appreciate.

...Oooh,I appreciate too.

iLegendd:
I like your type. Brain with vision. You're good at spotting opportunities.

..Thanks a lot sir.

iLegendd:
This is a great point.

Thanks,funny enough,I never told anyone before,because all those grooming tips bloggers on YouTube are mostly whites and afro blacks,I just want something that would bring those tips to Nigerian level,like relatable ideas,something closer to them,for example,I watched a video,the blogger was advertising butt shaver,like click the link below to get a discount stuff,in that point I grabbed another stuff,if a Nigerian who has money+brain,he can establish a company producing this stuffs like affordable clippers,butt shavers,standard grooming products and co,many more ideas in my head but no money to start them,And if I advise those with money,they count as foolish ideas,all they know is to drip,instead of creating your own drip for your country people,I know one day I will be there,We are our own problem,If we citizens start establishing,producing new new things ,this country would become standard with time.....One day I PRA,I will bring a very big and big boost to Nigeria tech .....

iLegendd:
No, not money. No, not food either. (God will provide).

Do you guys know if you stay consistent in one thing for 5 years, you'll succeed and become a millionaire?

Do you also know if you do that same thing for another 5 years to make it 10 years, you'll be called a legend?

I have stayed consistent on Nairaland as I post meaningful and less meaningful (fun) things for 5 years nonstop. (May, this year, will make it 5 years.)

For being consistent for 5 years, it paid off financially.

I want to quit Nairaland, or at least, hardly log in starting from May this year.

I want to focus another 5 years of my life on YouTube only.

Meaning: YouTube content every single day for 5 years.

Unfortunately, I don't want to teach something only men will enjoy. (I already have secret channels I don't want people around here to know).

This one I want to start, I want everyone to know and everyone to be carried along.

Also, I want a topic advertisers pay lots to money to show on my ad spot or sponsored promo. I'm doing this one for the money, not passion.

So, which niche will you suggest and why?

..I would suggest you create a YouTube channel on grooming tips,your lasticle stuff,And if you have a good fashion style,you can add fashion tips,hustling tips,etc,us many sha....atleast Nigerians should have at least soneone with a consistent YouTube blogger on this stuff,trust me it is a big way.....That is what is on my mind to do when am a little financially buoyant.

I just like how everyone ignored the mum u scammer wey get micro penis.

PsychicTina:
Thanks Brother
i appreciate you for taking out time to contribute
i'll keep this in mind.

I often think 300 level in UNI and a virgin
is a bit commendable
.

But how long before the LovePeddler Phase
She's already deleting chats with some dude

Her excuseis; she does'nt want to get me ANGRY

As the dude calls her Babe or CALABAR as a pet name at times

How could a dude already have a pet name for her
and she deletes the chats.

BLEEPING HELL!!!

....She is already cheating,she is far from you already,what she is getting from you is what is keeping her close,please beware oooo.

PsychicTina:
This is a Vague conclusion brother
let me know how

Should i give her the money
how do i approach this

I acknowledge my inadequacies as a man and as a human being

PLEASE EXPANTIATE ON THAT

..Since your are financially buoyant,just give her the money out of freewill like as if you help the needy, in fact,you seems to know she is in need,As for trust,be careful,if you notice any nonsense,JUST FIND YOUR SQUARE ROOT.

Preciousgirl:
Resume what

..University jhare.

EXLOVER:
Alpha males your input is not needed here please, don't even click on the thread.


Simps my girlfriend broke my heart yesterday, a 6 months relationship just ended yesterday for nothing, i bought an iPhone for her on her birthday December, I even sponsored the birthday, but she didn't call me to snap picture with her on her birthday, she took me to an eatery yesterday to break up with me, after everything i paid up the bills on the break up date and i even hired a cab to take her home.


This girl so i have never seen her pant before, the only thing i did was to suck her nipples for 3minutes in a 6months relationship.

I'm tired of this life, please recommend a break up song for me, I'm in pains right now. This world is a wicked world.

I need your advice please.

..No offended,am not a redpiller but all what you did was total nonsense,ahn ahn,did u not noticed she never loved you,just your money,Now you have been duped,scammed,Did you buy the iPhone in your name,if yes,carry our police and go and collect your phone,or arrange boys.Your own just too much.

Preciousgirl:
I am thinking about getting roasted plantains to eat.
And you?

..Thinking of how to resume.

thuxzwda1:
u measure am?

..Why did you ask?,..I measured it.

Bennysam:
He is confused , just small matter I thought redpills don’t made a mistake on anything concerning women

Abi,you call yourself redpiller,nah this small matter you kon dey seek advice for.

Brokensoul:
nairaland family i need your help

There is this new girl i’ve been seeing for sometime, we ain’t dating but we do make out. since i’m a certified redpill member(thanks to the gurus in the house) i’ve never proposed relationships to her neither have i told her i love her.

she’s always flirty around me, even when we make out but this girl stylishly doesn’t want me to pop her cherry , though i’ve not made the move directly because i always flow with moment to see how things turn out.

About yesterday i was at her place so i internationally asked her to be my girl just to see her reaction , guess what she said
bae said she will have to do small shakara before we start dating, when i later told her it was a prank she felt disappointed.

honestly i’m beginning to like her, i might want to get in a relationship with her but at the same time i don’t want to make mistakes. what do i do now

..Better vomit that red pill those guru guys gave and give them back,you dey form redpiller but this small matter confuse you,chaii.

illicit:
What kind of name is inaki

Ape?
how can I be called ape

Lol,it is pronounced as In-Yaki Williams.

Creative7:
hi everyone, anyone does digital painting urgent. payment with PayPal only. o8o58286499

..Am available sir.

illicit:
yeah, he sort of feels intimidated around taller girls....

..Make he no think am ooooo,many people dey wey get macro penis,wetin make them do,he should not feel intimidated at all,is for his own sake.

illicit:
lol

My friend is short sha but very nice guy, my problem with him is that he keeps dating short girls

I told him not to ever marry or impregnate any of them because him children go later vex o

8..Lol,Nah true talk ooo,make he better marry tall babe,or maybe he feels his dick would look small to tall babes.