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obembet:
from bad moment to life saving moment God will use an error to make a history in someone life what a marvelous moment


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CW_Uao3Rok

Lalasticlala

,...Imagine where the ball was and one idiot said the part of the ball was on the line..

prince3009:
So because i assert to the fact that millipedes are not poisonous, i should add it to my meal? Just like telling someone who is trying to put it to another fellow poo-brained person like you that because oxygen even though not visible can be stored in a container, that the person should try and catch some and put it in his pocket?

Now i know i am talking to a juvenile who is making use of his mum's phone. Run off little kid

,..listen to this fact abput me Old man,..I never made use of my mum phone and I can confidently tell am living on my own,,...Just don't try to prove yourself as an adult.

falcon01:
you forgot one
The Neutral (hypocrites)
We are Not popular but we are well Known, we are Not serious but we ain't Dumb either, we don't beg but we got guys who got our backs when broke, we don't club well sometimes we do, we don't slay but we dress Good, we only attend class for attendance, we don't Womanize but we do get girls, we don't Read till when its exams and one way or the other, we finished with an upper

,..I sweeearrruguuuuuuud,...that's me,..Lol

Amotolongbo:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/03/30/again-50-cows-die-mysteriously-ondo-community

,..So something like this happen for where I dey and I no hear,...No meat do now be dat,..my house no even far from that Aud(nah one primary school like that),..though I school in the town.(Aaua)

Olakunleyakub:
Hi guyz,
Am horlakunle yaqub from Abeokuta but stays in Abuja.
My concern about this platform is allowing secondary school students and under graduates to be part of this great forum is what seun really need to give a second taught..
This kind of platform should be strily for matured minds and graduates not for kids who still need to upgrade their sense of reasoning. I have a lot of friends who have been telling me that nairaland is meant for little kids and unriped minds but I used to debunked those claims that nairaland still have some sensible and matured people such as
Ilegend
I don tear toto
Lalasticala
Casalinder
Ubunja and many more that I can remember now.

Undergraduate who are supposed to focus on their study will be here giving relationship advice as a marriage paundit and bashing sum1 who is old to be the 6th elder brother if not father.

Seun pls go back to the drawing board and have a retink..thanks.

,...You are just a simple example of what you just described,..some old fools are just actually dumb to be able to think like this,..even you looking for who's matured on not,..who's young and old,..who's older than you and younger than you,..you can actually visit the mortuary,..Can't your tiny 16-bits brain tell you even though they put age limit or cert limit on this platform,..The ones are ineligible and way more wiser,smarter,matured,younger than you can still bypass,...Age does not determine maturity,..if you like tell me you are older than me by far,..or you are old enough to give birth to me.,...For your information,..just simply say we have immatured people among us,..they cannot be avoided,..even you have an immature side in you,..so does everyone.

mysportdab:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9414519/amp/Cristiano-Ronaldo-Referee-APOLOGISED-Portugals-squad-ruling-late-winner.html

,...And one Nigerian who have not officiate a local match here in Nigeria and his bad eye sight is claiming goal line technology,..Why did the referee apologies,..some no go watch match while some nah back of TV them dey always watch.

prince3009:
Oga, i repeat...Millipedes are NOT poisonous! It is centipedes that are poisonous! Stop displaying your crass ignorance on a public forum

,.Ogbeni,..in your next meal,..make sure they cook millipede with the food and make sure you eat the meal,...

mayorkent:
for sale?

,..Why did you ask?,..By the way,..I just did them like a freestyle or somethjng,..I never thought of selling or drawing for money,..those are just expressions of what is in my head,..but if you want to purchasw sha,..I can put them up for sale for you.

Poloyanabo2:
They're still harmless but inedible

,..Thats what am actually saying,...no one can eat millipede and won't land in hospital with complication,...I know they are harmless in contact,..In fact,..I played a lot with them and kept them as pet when I was 7-8 year's,..and my mom actually told me then to wash my hands with soap when am done playing with them,..then I grew up to realize it is unsafe to let millipede or get in contact with edible stuffs.

Maghan37:
Those are called centipedes.

,..Centipede actually sting before they can pass their poison,..millipede contact with food is actually poisonous.

BadEnglish:
Peace bro .. controversy has always and will continue to be part of football. We might not agree with each other but we should learn to respect each other. Have a great week man.

,...yeah,..am cool,..have a great week too

BadEnglish:
All this insult on top football? O boi u are one toxic person o. I just hope u are not roaming the street.

,..No bruh, am not toxic,..I just can't imagine someone who did not watch the match commenting rubbish,..And am not a vagabond.,......I just imagine someone that cannot play 45-minutes saying nonsense about football.

Aaaah,...Op,.o fe ri were. Ooohhhpee,...you want to see Crazy

prince3009:
Oga... na lie abeg! Millipedes are never poisonous! It is centipedes that are poisonous.

,..Try dipping it inside your pot of soup while boiling,..scoop the soup into your plate and consume it,..and see if you will not land in hospital.

GrandFinale2021:
that's food poisoning, I nearly died last year

, Help me tell them oooo

GrandFinale2021:
that's food poisoning, I nearly died last year

, Help me tell them look.

ThierryJay:
Sorry o, the only person thinking backwards is the one who is too emotional without capacity to analyze and evaluate assertions. Did you even understand what I typed Mr 16-bits brain?

Look at the image below, if you draw a straight line down from the outermost right circumferential edge of the ball, it looks like it will still touch the goal line, meaning the whole ball may not have crossed the line. How will the referee give such a goal when it was not completely clear and certain? Please learn to reason objectively for it will take you far. I'll say the same if it was Messi that was in this situation.

,...You are a born fool if you actually think there is a part of the ball on the goal line,..why do you think pundits are actually complaining of the incident,..your brain is black and I pray God upgrades it for you,..like I said ,..you are currently operating with 16-bits,..

parkervero:
it looks like millipede. it harmless but fumigate your environment

,..some millipedes are actually poisonous,...if it just fall inside soup and them chop am,...Ha,..e don finish be that.

Gobengroup:
Imagine the nonsense he just wrote. Some people are just senseless.

,....I swear,..e just be like say make person dey hustle so that end of his life go better,..make them come collect him achivement say he no deserve am,..Any team,any player that this happens to,..nah pity I dey always pity them,..I don't hate any footballer's unless they did something terrible or extremely which has to be either inhuman treatment and co,...I watch many team's play,...I understand the feeling of winning and losing,...But some people who only watch one team match throughout their lives will be throwing insults on match they never saw the kick off....

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr Isoright......
Seria A is becoming a nuisance ...
Always trying to make penaldo feel good and boost his gadmnnn ego

,..you will be damned niggarrrr

voskia:
that was completely unacceptable for a figure lile Ronaldo.. it was completely childish .. he should be banned

,..Says an human being that can never and will never succeed if he plays football,...You are the one that is childish,..if you like comment A-Z,...he will never know your existence,...that's for all of you trash talking footballer's...

ThierryJay:
In real time, I also thought the whole of the ball had crossed line. However, on replays the outer right circumference of the ball appeared perpendicular to the goal line, meaning the whole of the ball had not crossed the line. So the referee was actually right.

Pele CR7, but you did not score, even when your favorite farmers' dishes were already prepared and given to you.

,...I hope one day you will be in that situation and you will no how it feels to be denied something despite all your effort's shows you worth it,..Cause I see you are thinking backward and your brain is operating on 16-bits...When they are saying anything about footballer's y'all are not meant to be making stupid comments,..their salary a week will change most of y'all lives,...I like all footballer's and I dont discriminate,...imagine your brain telling you the nonsense you just types,...Mr Goal-line technology,....

Help2020:
A civilian hired soldiers to come and do the work of police, only in Nigeria. And tomorrow you will claim the politicians are the only bad people in Nigeria. Change your mentality dude.

,...I pray they touch your family member one day so you can know how it feels,...unless you have no one to call family.

Spending123:
Forget it cos my name is already written in the book of life. You always do as if we on Nairaland nah devil we the serve.

,...I swear,...him comments no dey make sense at all,...And I sure sey him name no dey book of life so.

shogotermies:
Are you sure?

,
.yeah,..check them out.

CirocBoi:
I call this "The Cliff"

,..Very cool,...I make paintings like this too but they are digital

bluefilm:
Can you imagine!!!

Just Look at the worthless and hopeless topic that is making it Nairaland front page.

God forbid.

,...you probably never pass through childhood or I think throughout your childhood you were camped in an empty room,..at least we ought to reminisce once in a while as an human being with an healthy brain.

Bakrabas:
OK... Is cucumber designed inform of image?
Is vibrator designed inform of image
Are dildoes designed inform of image


Now listen dear e-pal, check the consequences of all cucumber, vibrator and dildoes on ladies


They are not the same thing because they don't charge cucumber and Love Machine, and they cannot malfunction because they are fruit and rubber. They cannot be possessed by the Spirit. But statue sex doll, be expecting evil

........you are just saying thrash,...so Love Machine's don't get burnt while its in usage,cucumber don't get stuck inside the v-jay,or you have not seen the video of that lady who had her v-jay spread wide open like the ear's of an elephant and they brought out cucumber as big as her torso,..Or the one that has insecticides conatiner cover stuck in her pussy,...change this your ill thinking....so if we use sex doll now we should be expecting the demons to gain control of the sex doll and makw the sex doll go into the kitchen grab a knife and stab u,...Lol,..just try as much as possible to take the finished products of your brain,examine. it carefully before processing them out to people...

Draslo:
I'm not going to bore you with an epistle.
We dated between 2016-17. We had a mutual break-up cause I went to Ghana for a bit (5 months. I needed a change of scenery). We spoke and chatted at intervals before we both ghosted each other. I heard she got married to a big shot Abuja guy in 2019. Fast forward to Saturday evening this past weekend, I got a message on Instagram from her. Long story short, she opened up a beauty spa in Abuja in December. She wants me to help her manage it. She knows I have my commitments in Lagos but wants to take advantage of the fact that I visit Abuja once or twice a month. She proposes that I can come only on weekends since my weekdays are almost fully engaged, ensure her books are balanced and she'll pay for my return flight every Friday. I asked if her husband is aware of who I am. She stuttered and I just knew he doesn't. She will pay well but it's not about the money. It's more like granting a favour but I feel she's got an ulterior motive somewhere. And me, I have a soft spot for her and my flesh is very, very weak.

Do you think I'm right? Or maybe I'm just being paranoid?

,..Sorry to ask did she marry an old man?

Uprightness100:
My son, attend unto my wisdom, and bow thine ear to my understanding.

Flee from a Strange woman!
For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil,
But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.
Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.

Hear me now therefore My Son,
Remove thy way far from her, and come not nigh the door of her house,
Lest thou give thine honour unto others, and thy years unto the cruel,
Lest strangers be filled with thy wealth; and thy labours be in the house of a stranger,
And thou mourn at the last, when thy flesh and thy body are consumed.

I Have Spoken my son! The Choice is yours to take.

,...so his ex is a strange woman?,..says the one who believes he is righteous.

ga6992:
alright thanks man see u in the ninth cloud

,..Lol,..bruh,...I would be expecting.