₦airaland Forum

webhead:
Hi.

Sorry, but you don't have the gigs I want---but is there any way to help me purchase it on fiverr.

I'll pay you with Interest.

,..Sure,..which gig do you want?

richmond500:
ur moniker will have a lot of mentions, why did u choose this name? is it about the Animated Japanese series?

,..Exactly,...the first episode spoke clearly about life,...I really loved that movie,..now I have not time for them,..But when I hustle till one stage,..I would make sure,..I catch up.

webhead:
I really need to buy a graphic design gig on fiverr but I don't have PayPal or master card.

Anyone know how to sought this out??

,..You check up my account on Fiverr,..and see if you like any of my gig and you would like to purchase it,...We can work it out outside Fiverr....And you pay after service only,...I will show you watermarked project,.then after you pay,..I will remove the watermark.....Fiverr.com/henrysky1

Vinaluv:
Oh yes and you did. Thanks

,..Lol,...Shit dey both of Una head.

UYEMDO35:
if u say so..

,...Let's watch and see..

Premiumwriter:
Good morning,

Just putting this out here to get things off my mind, but your kind input will be appreciated too.

So I had this fine girl that I'm dating. She is quite pretty but very naive.

She's kind of very religious and some Sundays when she hears a good message from the church she will almost always say she doesn't want the relationship again.

The reason is you probably may have guessed is that sex outside marriage is sin and she wants to dedicate her life to God.

And since I won't continue with a sex less relationship, she have no option than to break up with me.

Today is the second time she's doing it after yesterday's Sunday message which she claims touched her heart.

Sometimes during sex I can almost feel guilt written all over her face.

Now I do really love the girl but it's getting too much for me. Thinking about finally breaking up with her and letting her go.

But I love the girl die sha

,..Alaye,..Niggas are preaching hard to her in church,..You no get holy spirit like them.

UYEMDO35:
I want to ask a few question before i proceed with my story.
Have you ever fall in love before?
How was it like falling in love with your crush....... and what was your experience?

After going through with some of the advised from my previous post on nairaland, I decided to apply wisdom on the arrival of my crush....though! I didn't beg her.

I'm so much obsessed with a girl I had crush on for the past 4yrs.... I just can't stop thinking about her...... Ever since I had tête-a-tete with her... I couldn't take my mind of her...I think am so much and deeply in love with her...even after much rejection from her.... I still kept trying my luck.
The reason why am obsess with her is bcuz...she is the girl I had crush on for the past 4yrs... And I love her so dearly.
Being my first time of getting a girlfriend..... I don't want to make any errors, so I decided to invite her to come over to my house....which she accepted and promise to come......so yesterday being Sunday...she promise to come by 4:30pm..... So I had to tidy up my house and even cooked some delicious food for her just to impress her.
I then waited for her arrival.....but she didn't show up at the time mentioned above..... I got worried...I thought she was not going to come....not until she called me around 5:30pm.. That she was close to my house.... But what amazed me most was when she came with her friend...I felt a little uncomfortable talking to her....but not withstanding I had to summon courage and kept our conversion going without minding her friend being in our midst.
I then proceed by letting her know the reason why I invited her to come over to my house.... I told her that am still very much interested in her.....but she was like.... I have a boyfriend... I now reply her that in life we are bound to compete....she was shot of words..... Couldn't say anything.
To cut the story short....... I asked her why she was still showing me a caring attitude despite rejecting my proposal.... She couldn't say anything... Then I asked her to be really straightforward with me by telling me right in my face and also in the presence of her friend that she's not interested in dating me......
She was like.....
She : as it gotten to that?....
Me: yes.
She then asked me to chill and wait till she give me the final feedback.

What do you think might be my fate? nairalanders!

,...One thing about them, Another Nigga would still use this format or another one for her when she becomes yours,Then y'all start passing her around like that,...Lol

Jmw2kblogposts:
Honestly, i don't have very much to say about this but i do know and i'm sure of one thing; If we could all travel back in time to see what our mothers was like in her days of youth, 80% of us would do the following:

*Wish we never came out of that hole
*Wonder how stupid it was for our fathers to have married her in as a wife!

TRP IS GOLDEN!!!

,..You came out of the wrong hole,..THE ASSHOLE,..And Don't fucking generalize, Just term yourself alone....Nonsense.

Just yesterday, A show was organized in the school fueled by yahoo boiz, They were spraying bundles of naira, Some sprayed dollars sef, They were sharing money to people, Girls especially, handling them bundles. I shook my head.

RYEOFARMS:
like seriously...it's almost like no one owns a ps4 in Abeokuta.


Aiit, I do have NFS Rivals too

,..There are actually but they might not be on this platform or they are busy

SultanOfAbia:
Women have been enjoying orgasms from vibrating dildos
So I finally bought and tested a mastubator cup. That sucks and vibrates your stick just like the real pussy.

Pros
1. It feels tight and warm just like real one
2. You can fantasize as you stroke with it
You will think it's real sex. Trust me
3. No chick will use sex as eyanga for u again
4. Sex anytime you want, no dry pussy
5. No STD, and the rest
6.No pregnancy.yaaay!!!!
7. Rechargable and portable
8. Retire your hands, this badboy has taken over.

Rejoice oh men of Mgtow for thou should invest in electonic silicon pussies.
No need for women. All your Konji will be sorted out as you desire.
No more woman wahala, No more Nagging
Only vibrating..

....shey the advert pics no fear you,..you know sey machine dey fail,..make 45°c no go turn 200°c,..sha make sure sey as u don dey fantasize,..no loose guide.

Cutie09:
Lol gosh nairaland is full of everything. True talk sir who go confess say him be kidnapper I laugh in Swahili

,..Abi nah,...some human beings go just dey think like ant.,..Like is he actually going to say"Yes, I am a kidnapper"

This one too,..

fanjugu:
Okay, let me see them

,..these are some

fanjugu:
hello guys,
I am looking for a digital painter to make some paintings for me. I will send you some photos, then you paint something not exactly, but similar

You name your price and your work samples
And I will contact you
Thanks in advance.

(Modify)
Below are examples of what I need

,..Hello,..I am a digital painter and I can show some of my previous works

dukeprince50:
if all the idiots left their villages and create another village of idiots for themselves, in that new village, u will be the village idiot

,..Hahahahahahahahahahaaa

Yusufisraelj:
Ogbenni let's talk, there's more to life brother.

,..Lol,..I understand but I have not given up,...I am still striving,...But I know I will beat it sha.

ItooWorWor:
Watch Lord of the ring and tell me what this girl look's like

,...She resemble Smeagull

Joysticks:
Are you a kidnapper?

,.See dumb question oo,
, if he is he won't tell u nah

Mercisharelove:
Would you allow me

,..Yeah.

naptu2:
That's Daniel Amartey of Ghana holding the calendar.

,...Calendar abi fut card.

cassidy1996:
guy nor get work. cr7 time has passed, him nor get level again, to hell with his dirty shirt

,..You are the one that is dirty,...you wey u no get up to $1m,..If you see am for real life,..you fit follow am talk,..Better goan focus on making it in life,...You never even make am sef,..you dey talk like this,..He go just employ as gatekeeper.