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TravelRe: Stowaways Spotted Under A Ship Going To Unknown Destination (Photos) by MeekySmudger(m): 2:30pm On Mar 10, 2021
Iamdemola1:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=309009390584830&id=100044273152103
,...there is a fucking lady among them,..if you zoom closely..,..she is the one raising her hands like trying to get a grip abovw her head,..
RomanceRe: The Amount Of Money I Withdrew This Morning For Love (picture) by MeekySmudger(m): 9:25am On Mar 09, 2021
Lovethaa:
So I have been speaking to this lady online for a while and I must say that she is extremely beautiful., We've done video calls several times because I just couldn't take my eyes of her ..

She stays at Portharcourrt but would be around anytime soon which made me go to the atm to withdraw this undisclosed amount..

I'm in a great mood today so I'll be giving out 10k to anybody that can guess how much is in the picture. You don't have to be correct just be close ..
,....500k
CrimeRe: How I Was Disvirgined By My Late Step Mom At Age 11... My True Life Story by MeekySmudger(m): 9:23am On Mar 09, 2021
Slimslimqq:
Reason I am sharing this story is because, I feel alot of parents needs to know to take care of their kids, especially in the polygamous setting.

This is because some things will happen to some kids without informing their parents and in the future it will affect them mentally, spiritually and psychologically..

A true life story...

My dad married 3 wives, my mom is the youngest, and she's the one living with him, but he gave the other two wives their house(different locations)

You know, as a polygamous home the first two wives were not happy my father married another wife(my mom).

They made life unbearable for my mom after giving birth to me, a lot of spiritual and physical attacks, but we stayed strong.

my dad loved me differently, when I mean differently, he loves me more than anything in this life. though we share the same date of birth and of all the kids he has, I was the only one he sent to private school. and his wives knew and became more jealous about all this..

I think there is a reason I am still alive today because, my step mother attacked me spiritually, and even physically, she brought poisoned drink for me, unknowingly to me I gave the drink to my little friend then(oluwaseyi R.I.P) because I was full already.

after Seyi consumed the drink, few hours later, in the evening, he started vomiting blood and purging. he gave up the ghost in the hospital.

it was later discovered that he ate poison, but no one knew where the poison came from including me(though I was young and naive) because he ate a lot of things.

*though we later knew it was my step mother, that's like 7 years later. I will still discuss how we knew*.

So, Sometime ago in year 2006.

It was during the third term holiday, my step mother(first wife) requested I come spend the holiday with her.

though, my mom rejected at first because she felt something seems odd about it, but my dad ordered I should go, but my mom gave a condition that my jnr bro will go with me but my step mother rejected, that its only me she wants to see.

These sounds really suspicious to my mom, but because my dad has already said I should go, she couldn't stop me.

THAT IS THE BEGINNING OF MY ILL-FATED JOURNEY.

keep following.. To be continued
,.....Haaaaaaaaaaa Nkaan Beeeeeeee,......
GamingRe: Pes 2017 Next Season Patch 2021 by MeekySmudger(m): 12:47pm On Mar 08, 2021
Tobijoshua71:
Ok boss
,.if you need patch,check hanopatch4u on youtube,Facebook.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking For Girl For A Date At Ogun State by MeekySmudger(m): 2:13pm On Mar 06, 2021
ndi4luv:
I'm a single guy who stay alone have a good job and I'm looking for a girl for a relationship and friendship.
I reside in Atan, Ogun state.
She must reside in either Atan, or ota or it's close proximity.
Call me 08160796095 (truecaller enabled)
,..Oga go and make a banner or poster ,...take it to Sango bridge and paste it there,..Dem go rush u,..u go see.
TV/MoviesRe: ‘Coming 2 America’: Davido Invited To View His Hollywood Debut Movie by MeekySmudger(m): 11:49am On Mar 05, 2021
StagethemTVee:
Ignorant person still forming knowledge rather than humbly sit at the table, listen and learn. Oya argue with the film owners.
,...You be olodo,....look at the movie art,....the way they designed ought to tell that the 2 there has two meanings,,...But seriously I watched Coming 2 America-part 1,...Now this one is Coming 2 America-part 2,..Abi you wan tell me you never watch the part one nih,...quickly google"coming to America",..and read about it.
RomanceRe: My Gateman In Nigeria Tried To Kiss Me by MeekySmudger(m): 8:57am On Mar 05, 2021
Ilamina:
I wish he will see me as rubbish cry
He now wants to f.cck me
Because he knows I can't take care of myself I am in deep shi.t
.,...Please I beg of you to stop taking molly
TV/MoviesRe: ‘Coming 2 America’: Davido Invited To View His Hollywood Debut Movie by MeekySmudger(m): 8:52am On Mar 05, 2021
StagethemTVee:
It is Coming 2 America not Coming to America 2
,..Olodo it is coming 2 America 2,...
CelebritiesRe: Bella Shmurda To Release “rush” Video Featuring Half Naked Girls by MeekySmudger(m): 8:49am On Mar 05, 2021
Masonkaycares:
Shouting is not a talent. Everyone can shout. I can beat Bella in a rap battle anytime.
,...Bruh....though I don't like Nigerian songs,..but Bella is not a fuckin rapper.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Account Number. by MeekySmudger(m): 12:16pm On Mar 03, 2021
Lovethaa:
Hope you've received the money and how is the pregnant babe ...
,..Abeg find me something too...shey make I drop my aza?
RomanceRe: Please Kindly Drop Your Positive Thoughts by MeekySmudger(op): 11:26am On Mar 03, 2021
SmellySperm:
kanyamata at work grin

you've been pussyrizedgrin
,..I have not been pussyrized,..am not under any fucking spells of kayamata,...I can never be charmed.
RomanceRe: Update On Miss Victoria Ogechi Emmanuel. by MeekySmudger(m): 11:20am On Mar 03, 2021
I pray she is found,but that would be hard though,.since December.
RomanceRe: Please Kindly Drop Your Positive Thoughts by MeekySmudger(op): 11:18am On Mar 03, 2021
donbachi:
check very well.u fit don chop am for dream.
,..I never chop for my dream before,..the day wey person wan force yam inside my mouth,I woke up straight,it was scary though.
RomanceRe: Please Kindly Drop Your Positive Thoughts by MeekySmudger(op): 11:16am On Mar 03, 2021
Temmylee01:
really daammnnnnn!!!! let's wait for the elders
,..Lol,..I will keep waiting.
RomanceRe: Please Kindly Drop Your Positive Thoughts by MeekySmudger(op): 11:14am On Mar 03, 2021
donbachi:
Stop eating dat part of dog meat.
,..Lol,..which part of dog meat?,..and I don't eat dog meat and I have never tasted it.
RomanceRe: Please Kindly Drop Your Positive Thoughts by MeekySmudger(op): 11:13am On Mar 03, 2021
Temmylee01:
shoooooooooooooooooooooots


issokay

another one in DJ Khalid voice grin
,..Lol,have been seeing this your another one comments recently,..what do you think about what I posted?,..like it happens to me sometimes 20 times a day.like a surge or something.
RomancePlease Kindly Drop Your Positive Thoughts by MeekySmudger(op): 11:08am On Mar 03, 2021
So,I kinda have this feeling I experience most times,my waist and my whole waist area down to my penis and butt area will just have a grip suddenly and I will just have a very strong erection suddenly,..please can you tell why I am experiencing the?
RomanceRe: Her Clitoris Is Like Penis, Please Help by MeekySmudger(m): 10:01pm On Mar 02, 2021
Ghostrye:
ehen, big clit doesn't mean anything to me, man go smash. But when the guy talk say the thing be like prick, omo I gats fear na
,...hahahaha,..no mind Op,.nah exaggeration,..its either she had a penis or she has a big clits.
TV/MoviesRe: Mide Martins Backs Omoborty On Movie Set (Photos, Video) by MeekySmudger(m): 3:33pm On Mar 02, 2021
Bluethong1:
The future is Female. Ijebu is not man enough, he couldn't even lift her.



He would be so lazy in bed.


A man who can't satisfy a woman in bed is a coward.
Should I give you his contact or address,..so you can fix thing's up.
RomanceRe: Her Clitoris Is Like Penis, Please Help by MeekySmudger(m): 2:35pm On Mar 02, 2021
Ghostrye:
Lol, gee I no fit knack babe wey dey follow me drag dick size, I can't even imagine it
,..no be sey,..w reach dick size jhare,....e no dey reach 3inches sef,..abi u wan tell me sey,..ur penis small nih,...and it is not dick ,...its clit,..the part wey dem dey cut during circumcision,,..e no dey resemble dick sef
RomanceRe: Her Clitoris Is Like Penis, Please Help by MeekySmudger(m): 11:43am On Mar 02, 2021
Ghostrye:
Bros, read first before you type na, every uncircumcised clit should have a hood and then the clit itself under the hood. when stimulated, the clitoris gets engorged just like the glans of a man, but even then the size of the clitoris should be on the small side, not like a D
,...I have seen extended clits(in my own words though ,don't laff) before,..just like Op said"like penis,..and I confirmed,..they were uncircumcised,..but jokes apart,you should try having sex with one,you will thank me later.
RomanceRe: Her Clitoris Is Like Penis, Please Help by MeekySmudger(m): 10:17am On Mar 02, 2021
tnerro1:
See you, na those girls easy to handle pass.As you dey nack the pvssy, just use your fingers Dey rub the clitoris , she go cum 3times before you cum once cool
.,.I swear,...u sabi,...they cum very easily.
RomanceRe: Her Clitoris Is Like Penis, Please Help by MeekySmudger(m): 10:15am On Mar 02, 2021
Ghostrye:
No sir, that is not how all healthy clitorises should look. There are diff shapes and sizes of the clit same way dick also has diff shapes and sizes, although an extra large clit might suggest she is a hermaphrodite
,..you just typed misinforming word's,she was not circumcised,period,which one be hermaphrodite?,hermaphrodite,..is either she has a penis and virgina or she has penis,she can never have a penis like vagina.
RomanceRe: Someone Should Save My Lips by MeekySmudger(op): 3:52am On Feb 21, 2021
lefulefu:
Take enough water and fruit
It's like u are dehydrated
,I really appreciate your suggestion thanks.
RomanceRe: Someone Should Save My Lips by MeekySmudger(op): 3:51am On Feb 21, 2021
Boxer007:
But be careful not to were ear ring or else men are comin after yor yansh sir. PREACH angry
,...Hahaha,though people tell I have a feminine face but I can not and never tear a fellow man's yansh or allow mine to be yanshed too.
RomanceRe: Someone Should Save My Lips by MeekySmudger(op): 3:49am On Feb 21, 2021
CalliDora1:
Use the original blue seal. The pink one dries because it contains some extract and additives that could cause dryness but the blue one doesn't.
,.Thanks a lot for the tip.
RomanceRe: Someone Should Save My Lips by MeekySmudger(op): 10:36pm On Feb 20, 2021
Boxer007:
Bro u said u woke in hamata & yor lips turn black like blackboard (read yor last post) & then busy u worried..so I advise u to buy red lipstick so at least people ca find u attractive.
...neeeega am tryin to help gadddemit!(be grateful) angry
,..OK i appreciate,thanks a lot,
RomanceRe: Someone Should Save My Lips by MeekySmudger(op): 10:28pm On Feb 20, 2021
Boxer007:
Bros..u better of with Red lips instead of Black lips!! angry
,...u dey vex nih boss man....
RomanceRe: Someone Should Save My Lips by MeekySmudger(op): 9:46pm On Feb 20, 2021
Boxer007:
.... go n buy red lipstick sir!! angry
,....Chaiiii,..wetin I wan use lipstick do?
RomanceRe: Someone Should Save My Lips by MeekySmudger(op): 9:03pm On Feb 20, 2021
emmy2fyn:
stop licking it and apply Vaseline or grease. if u lick it it will continue to break that's the logic
,..Thanks a lot cos I lick it a lot.
RomanceRe: Someone Should Save My Lips by MeekySmudger(op): 9:03pm On Feb 20, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Nor be say you dey smoke steadily like us now o
,...I don't smoke due to health issues but I sit on the moon through other means sha

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