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blizard44:
I'll ignore you.

I understand your crave for attention.

,...bruh,..nah whining nah,......I just commented like I knew the reason why you mentioned that you have paid back,...am not clout chasing.

blizard44:
My ex had .

I needed some cash to augment what I had saved for land purchase.

We were having a random discussion when I passively mentioned how worried I was about raising the balance as salary wasn't forthcoming owing to the pandemic.

"I'll lend you the balance ", she said.

140k o.
Na so she credit my account.

Something clicked bayi!

I have since paid back sha.

,...who ask you whether you don pay back?,...chaiiiii

Umaigwe:
Good morning nairalanders. Victoria Ogechi Emmanuel finally called her family yesterday. I thank every member here for sharing the news which led to her calling her family to explain herself. The details of explanation are still suspicious but the knowledge of her still alive is pleasing and comforting. Thank you all.

,...Wow,...that's so relieving.

Xenry:
The list is incomplete without Heath Ledger (The Joker).... Died on drugs.

,...in the dark knight 2008/2009,...that is still my best movie ever.

ga6992:
so codeine Sprite Candie ice cubes finish ba

,...yeah bruh....make sure everything dissolve with each other,...shake well before use.

dryyansh1:
Let's show em' that thug niggaz could be romantic
My best lines are Eminem "Crazy in Love"

What's yours?

,...I could see the pussy through the penis.

Exodora:
What I don't understand is why you are bent on being foolish.

,...If you lol mention me again,..I no go reason ur matter again,..old fool.

Exodora:
I know your type just don't bother time will predict.

..I can't blame you bruh,...imagine"time will predict",better find something to do to help your future and stop predicting and waiting to see results of someone's else future, If you continue like this,..you won't move forward,..you will just look like stagnant water.

EFULEFU1:
My friend met a beautiful lady at the beach and took her home. First night, the girl vomitted 1000 dollars. Now every night she vomits Dollars and my friend is afraid. The girl says she will take him under the oceans to greet her family.

My friend is scared , any advice for him? Thank you

,..Op,..you and your so-called friend have smoked expired weed.

omaclarry:
guy once u hav been ghosted, u re a ghost no clap back for ghosting

,..Lol,...you will be a ghost,...if she like make she ghost,...nah me Bleep,..at least not lack of pussy,...and I don't need love for now,...just money.

Exodora:
Just don't come here to beg for money on kidney failure and any health related issues .
This I have said !

,...You know what bruh,...you and your entire family will beg for money for kidney failure and any health issue's and by that time Nah me go pay for all of you,....idiot.

fedorahat:
Somewhere in PH,

,..I stay in Lagos,..but I school in Ondo state,...so that distance is far.

omaclarry:
Guy na she ghost you.... not the other way round.... my condolence sha

,..yes nah,...she ghost me,..we come meet for class,..me too kon ghost her,.for exam hall,...I no look her face,...she kon dey try in many possible way's to make me notice her but I no send.

fedorahat:
You lost me there

,.OK,..I just understood,....where I am,..I don't think it's nearby to your side,..where do you stay?

fedorahat:
You lost me there

,...I thought have told you about the mixture stuff.

fedorahat:
THANKS
Can you give me the mixture formulate



For educational purposes only

......hahahaha,....just keep your cool and vibe.

DaInferno:
lean the deposit for your body, na for future you go see the repercussions! I no advice you pass like this

,..are you talking from experience.

HarunaWest:
Be kiaful with the lean bro..Seizures izza side effect

,...No worries bruh,..I don't even care about the sir effect,..but I minimize the usage,...It's cause Am always depressed,...since I was 8,...I contemplates suicide many times,..but I still push myself through,..all by myself,..no one even want to just show me sign of affection and caring,...and I find solace in taking lean,..I don't even care if it kills me,..I just want to make an impact in many lives before I die.

fedorahat:
What is candies

,...like sweet bruh.

cchub:
trips nwanem

,..I swear down bruh,....Person go comot for Naija if e dey on that trips brub

ga6992:
Bros send me ur ingredients for lean

,...I get person wey dey buy my codeine steady steady,plus sprite, then find better candies,..pour inside,..allow to dissolve or you shake it,..then add ice cubes or put in the refrigerator to chill .

I did of recent,..I ghosted this babe have been chatting with for a very long time,But what she said and did of recent pained me, She put off her WhatsApp read receipt and I would text,she wouldn't reply, then until one day, someone replied on her behalf maybe the person replied on her behalf,..I kept my cool till the day she told me, she finds chatting boring,what about calls either WhatsApp or phone,..she said no too,..then I left her and kept my cool,Saw her in lecture room and exam hall but I did not give her attention and i pretended like nothing happened not because of what happened,I just felt,..i don't need stress, lemme just finish my exam's,keep hustling and vibe on the low,,..Lean is currently my partner for now,..

OlayemiAshraf:
Hmmmm.... Hell to the No
A real nigga must not fvck another man rectum ....

*Sip lean*

,..you take lean too bruh,.. no dulling,..keep vibing.

Akanimoh113:
787898# 787899#

..Lol,....na so

Akanimoh113:
And Bounce

787898-if you know,..

KingUg:
& you forgot one of the most important things in an occasion to keep your memory alive the event coverage.. photography & videography part of the wedding


You can contact us at U.gee imagery for your event coverage.. we give the best & nothing but it

,..no vex JH are,.....I swear I don forget,....

DollarBuddy:
Hi My People,

How are y'all doing? I believe everyone's doing just fine.

Please I wanna know, considering the rising cost of things in Nigeria, how much do I need to have a Modest Wedding?

I mean, i don't even have a million naira o.

I need your honest views.

cc:

Kindly help me take this to the promised land.

,....Foodstuff and drinks-300k
Look for a school field or any field,..it maybe free or you will pay a shikini amount.
Chairs and canopies+ decorations-100k
Mc+DJ-60k
security(if you feel threatened),..50k
clothing-150/200k,..
what else?

mk3jax:
When living in Europe (USD equivalent)

Rent per month: 2,000 USD per month
Feeding: 750 USD per month
Children School fees (International School): 600 USD per month
Electricity, water, water : about 500 USD per month
Miscellaneous: 500 USD

About 4,350 USD every month


I moved back to Nigeria and here is the expense in Nigeria
Rent: 1.7 million NGN per annum (141,000 NGN per month)
Children school fee: about 900,000 NGN per term for 2 children in Primary School (School fee of about 460K and private home lesson of about 440K) which is about 225,000K per month
Feeding: 250,000 NGN
Family support (money given to family member): 300,000 NGN every month
Salary of house help: 50,000 NGN
Miscellaneous: 200,000

Total monthly expense : 1,166,000 NGN per month

Note: family support can get to 500,000K in some months depending on situation.
Nigeria no easy oooooo

,.....Haaaaa rents,....God would help you build your own house,..I feel that rent is way too much,...There are some perfect areas in Ogun state,..you could buy a land and build your mansion,...get your kids to a good school,..

plethora007:
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The Portuguese has delivered on and off the field for the Bianconeri, but their mounting financial problems could force them to sell the superstar

Cristiano Ronaldo is the reason why most people expect Juventus to progress past Porto in Tuesday's Champions League last-16 second leg in Turin.

But there are also those who believe he is the reason why the Bianconeri have a 2-1 deficit to overcome.

Juve were abysmal in the first leg at the Dragao, and Ronaldo unusually ineffective. As the Gazzetta dello Sport pointed out in their match ratings, the Portuguese had Rodrigo Bentancur to thank for avoiding the ignominy of being labelled the worst player on the pitch.

,..No matter how big your hating is,..it can never remove one penny from his account,..the orice of what he eats as breakfast will feed you for a whole month bruh,....Y'all be pretending like if you had the chance to meet him,..you would decline,...I personally love both legends,...look at their ages, , bruh,..Don't just discriminate,...when I see people argue who is best between Ronaldo and Messi,..I just look on and hear them spit trash records even the both of them hardly remembers.