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Mathscum:
7.8 is a very big dick
Small dick are below 4.5 in length, but the problem is after they have finish started using cucumbers they will not be satisfied with human size again.


You expect nairaland girls to comment about their sexuality? You go old

..Lol,I sabi,nah why men dey do penis enlargement,females sha,saw one video they operated this lady like from her belly,the cucumber dey brought out was like very long and big...I was like chaiiiii...now most would start having sex with horse,elephants,if possible whale.

illicit:
lol are u short?

Sorry, pardon my shortcomings

..Me ke,am tall oooo,..and am still growing sef,but make we dey encourage this people.

illicit:
Short people mostly have short temper too

..Why Nah?,this is getting too much,abi short man follow drag woman.

Federalcase:
I think most nigerian ladies like to hide the fact that they enjoy relationship/marriage more if their men's penis is long and big at least. Some of them will just bring unnecessary reasons or even cheat on the guy just to call off the relationship without telling the real truth.
So ladies have you ended a relationship before because your guy's penis is not satisfying you enough? Did you tell him the truth?

..Is 7.8 small?

Federalcase:
I think most nigerian ladies like to hide the fact that they enjoy relationship/marriage more if their men's penis is long and big at least. Some of them will just bring unnecessary reasons or even cheat on the guy just to call off the relationship without telling the real truth.
So ladies have you ended a relationship before because your guy's penis is not satisfying you enough? Did you tell him the truth?

..Is 7.8 small

Warrgidanairala:
I don't know about your last line

..But you know my dick is small,am I right?

Warrgidanairala:
A friend was arguing that men's penis size are determined by their height most times and insisted that short men are mostly with small penis as nature cheated them in all ways, she insisted that there's no way a man can be short and well endowed down there as nature has already deprived them of proper growth in every part of their body. So short men in the house what do you have to say regarding this?

..Am tall and I still believe my dick is small,am 7.8 ,but something baffles me,the smaller and shorter the girl you have sex with,the bigger your dick will look,but some short girls have bbw pussy .

Haryoureendey4:
Day 2 of my vector art challenge....

Should be in Day 4 today but malaria got me off Thank God I am fully recovered


Today i will be challenging my self to do at least 3 art vectors, to replace missing days which is Day2, Day3 and today which would be Day4.


Here we go let me start working

@MeekySmudger please don't derail your smudge vector art with my thread thanks

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Haryoureendey4:
Day 2 of my vector art challenge....

Should be in Day 4 today but malaria got me off Thank God I am fully recovered


Today i will be challenging my self to do at least 3 art vectors, to replace missing days which is Day2, Day3 and today which would be Day4.


Here we go let me start working

@MeekySmudger please don't derail your smudge vector art with my thread thanks

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Mercisharelove:
I will help you stand meek again

.How?

Elewah:
Good day all. please I am going to be a little brief.

I am a young man in my mid 20s.

Last year I watched a video where a porn actress was interviewed and she said she makes up to $15k a month from porn.

Hearing that amount, I quickly used my calculator to covert and it ran into millions of naira.

I asked myself, if an actress can make this in a month, how much would the production company make? Definitely higher.

From there, I started nursing the idea of going into porn.

First thing I did I ordered a good camera from Jumia.
Made some contacts and so far I have gotten 6 actors. (2 males and 4 females).

I won't act. I want to be the production manager.

The 27th of this month is meant to be our first shoot.
Now I am worried.

After shooting what next?
Where and who would I sell the videos to?
Is this path worth taking?
Will I regret this act in future?

Please I need people who have broad knowledge on the above questions to help me out before I make a mistake I won't want to.
Thanks.

..Go and open onlyfans account.

Rabbitcartel:
U see say na emoji I return d guy.. so his point is a soldier watched his bro get attacked with a dog.. first he gave the dog a nod and d dog knew to attack, next the soldier watched as his brother got attacked till he passed out.. I believe the story now thanks..

..He said the guys brother is a soldier,you ought to know that that soldier is either not living their,or living there but he's at work.

MansoryMX:
I stepped outside my house building to dispose my trash can at the main dustbin when I almost stepped on it with a bathroom slippers. I intend to keep it as a pet. Anyone knows the name of this spider and if it’s venomous?

Lalasticlala maybe you can help me out

..When I was around 7yrs old,I saw a spider,then I was like if it bit me, I could turn spiderman,I took and disturbed the hell out of it,I wan placing it on my arm,it would try to run and fall,I would place it back,for almost a. hour,then it bit me,around the same area where Spiderman got bitten,my hand became heavy,the pain was like a big stick was forced into my hand and someone was turning the stick in my hand,it was burning,I was like"this is it,the web was building up inside,I saw only a tiny reddish swollen hole,I waited and waited,dumbly swinging my hand like spiderman,whether the webs would spill out,nothing happened,The pain only worsened,the hand got more swollen,then I killed the spider with anger. I lived with the pain for Three good days,My hand was just getting heavier and the pain increased. Since then I hated spider,..till now,..anytime I will bash them..Their webs is problem. But I no believe sey I fit type something like this oooo..

ThePawn:
Why aren't you adding colors to yours?

..This is a wooow,I so much love this,I add colors even though I just started...electric has been stopping me...am sure you have monetized your works now.

ThePawn:
What do you think?

..Your artworks are amazing, ..why don't you go digital,I went digital.

BlessedHay:
Nala is what I got after making a search of this word.

The word Rafiki is the story of romance that grows between two young women, Kena and Ziki, amidst family and political pressures around LGBT rights in Kenya

Haba, why naaa

..Rakifi means friend,sir,maybe in Kenya or so sha

Luceefa:
I'm okay now .... maybe next time

.Okay ma

Luceefa:
Leave my work and concentrate on the offer

..I dey available

Luceefa:
Leave my work and concentrate on the offer

...Oya I dey available.

Luceefa:
I'm really Hot rn.
Been on bed for over 3 weeks, slide on my bathtub and broke a limb.
Haven't had sex that long, no smooches either. I feel better to step out now, I want a gentle man to be with, not a ruffian please.
You must be good looking please, smell nice too.

Reply by quoting me here, don't send me messages to mail please

N/B bills on me
Lagos only

..Which work Op dey do sef?

Benjaniblinks:
Coming from a hairy Gorilla sitting at home with a Java phone.

Yo!.wtf,.hahahahahahaha.

BlessedHay:
I recently started dating my girl after months of talking and we realized we're gonna do better being in a relationship.

So we started dating after 8months, fast forward

She recently asked me for a beautiful name, a butterfly in the belly name to call her apart from babe!

Na hard assignment be that ooo, as I've been searching for days now, not found one that I can claim!�

Na so I say make I ask una, make una help me..

A brief background

My girlfriend is an historian, she loves to read, an entrepreneur.

Kindly suggest me names to call her as pet names, doesn't necessarily have to english as honey, dear, sweet heart, sugar, etc have tired me.

Thanks

.Call her Rafiki.

BlessedHay:
I recently started dating my girl after months of talking and we realized we're gonna do better being in a relationship.

So we started dating after 8months, fast forward

She recently asked me for a beautiful name, a butterfly in the belly name to call her apart from babe!

Na hard assignment be that ooo, as I've been searching for days now, not found one that I can claim!�

Na so I say make I ask una, make una help me..

A brief background

My girlfriend is an historian, she loves to read, an entrepreneur.

Kindly suggest me names to call her as pet names, doesn't necessarily have to english as honey, dear, sweet heart, sugar, etc have tired me.

Thanks

.....Tseroro,Thumbwaaaalaaa,Mbotu,Thsempelle,Asyan.

Luceefa:
I'm really Hot rn.
Been on bed for over 3 weeks, slide on my bathtub and broke a limb.
Haven't had sex that long, no smooches either. I feel better to step out now, I want a gentle man to be with, not a ruffian please.
You must be good looking please, smell nice too.

Reply by quoting me here, don't send me messages to mail please

N/B bills on me
Lagos only

..Like how many inches u dey find?,is it romantic or no romance?

Luceefa:
I'm really Hot rn.
Been on bed for over 3 weeks, slide on my bathtub and broke a limb.
Haven't had sex that long, no smooches either. I feel better to step out now, I want a gentle man to be with, not a ruffian please.
You must be good looking please, smell nice too.

Reply by quoting me here, don't send me messages to mail please

N/B bills on me
Lagos only

...Why u no go dey hot,u no see ur name,I for like come oo but ur name dey fear me,imagine me saying I bleep Lucifer.

Naijaarchive:
i wasn't fighting nah.. Just find it funny

..Lol,I understand.

44Bulldog:
Okay... African James bond
E go shock u

..Okay u get Odeshi abi,..I go use bomb on you.

44Bulldog:
Who talk say E wan date/marry ur sister??...if you're wise enough you should understand that it's just an illustration.... Learn to read and comprehend my brother

Besides...na only person wey dey date dey beat each other??....you should be wiser than this bros

You said ur sister get sense...even celebrities wey get sense, money and more exposure dey beat each other

PS; not saying domestic violence is a good thing
All I'm saying is if u beat me, I'll beat u blue-black, no matter the age or gender. I don't take shit

..Guy me too dey joke nah,Lol,who tell you sey I go beat you,I go just fix silencer on my Uzi and spray you from head to your stomach,and push your body inside Lagos Lagoon..but all nah joke ooo,..

Naijaarchive:
Simple? Na cloth?

..Nah joke nah.

Nairaobserver:
https://www.nairafame.com/2021/01/conjoined-female-twins-separated-at.html

..This one is simple nah,just cut their stomach,separate the intestines and co,cover each side back,But kudos to them,I await when they would do for those conjoined on their head.

Collegelove:
There are ladies out there who can never be contented with one man.

..Yeah,they are cursed,and sometimes we can't blame those with high sex drives.

44Bulldog:
Dey talk shiii
Let your sister be the first one to hit me, I go beat am blue-black sotey u no go recognize her.
Make u sef come to defend her, I go beat the hell outta you too.

I don't give a flying fucck, if u hit/beat me, I'll beat you blue-black whether you're woman, man, young, old...I don't care

..Lol,My sisters get sense nah,patience too,And besides who tell u sey,u fit see my sister date or marry,u no know shih,u just remind me of a line from Dababy's song(Can't Bleep with my sisters They wise).What I did not do,my sisters don't deserve it.