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NYSC / Re: Kano Corpers Continue Their Sleep Under The Sun After Skipping Parade (Video) by MeeLan: 2:08pm On Sep 21, 2021
It's discipline. Why skip parade?
Night go reach, dem go burst condom full same parade ground.
Rules are Rules, without them we are savages.
NYSC / Re: Kano Corpers Continue Their Sleep Under The Sun After Skipping Parade (Video) by MeeLan: 2:07pm On Sep 21, 2021
Tissaia:
IPOB...... Coming back to complete
talk your own o
Celebrities / Re: Olu Jacobs Looks So Slim As He Pays Surprise Visit To Wife On Movie Set (Video) by MeeLan: 2:05pm On Sep 21, 2021
Not just the weight o. This man doesnt look ok kind of.
Celebrities / Re: Olu Jacobs Looks So Slim As He Pays Surprise Visit To Wife On Movie Set (Video) by MeeLan: 2:04pm On Sep 21, 2021
lilmonarch:
lol hookup generation girls still dey find romantic men? grin
her mind dey. #SugarDaddyGang
Celebrities / Re: Olu Jacobs Looks So Slim As He Pays Surprise Visit To Wife On Movie Set (Video) by MeeLan: 2:03pm On Sep 21, 2021
ollins:
Ignorance about a healthy lifestyle among many Nigerians will never cease to amaze me.
I used to think also that being plumpy meant one was living well and slim people were sick until I traveled to Europe where I saw middle aged men and women all looking slim and trim strictly checking their calories and food they eat.
This ignorance in Nigeria is why we have high cases of hypertension, diabetes,High blood pressure,stroke and heart diseases and we blame sudden deaths on enemies not knowing its all to do our lifestyle and eating habits.
Bros nor fake am abeg, oyibo people nai over weight pass us. I Don go, I Don see am, I Don live with am.
Celebrities / Re: Olu Jacobs Looks So Slim As He Pays Surprise Visit To Wife On Movie Set (Video) by MeeLan: 2:01pm On Sep 21, 2021
Iyaebe:
He's still very romantic at his age unlike some young people who don't even know what to do to a lady
Forget oooo, na money sure pass. when money dey, nothing dem do wey nor dey make sense!
If na poor dude come see wife for set, una go say; "He is been insecure"
Travel / Re: Life In Cyprus Is Not Easy - Nigerian Man Shares His Experiences (Photos) by MeeLan: 1:58pm On Sep 21, 2021
We Don dey hear all these stories for years, e nor work for u nor mean say e nor go work for me.
In United States, people still pick food from wastebin to survive, UK homeless is even worse. Baba, everywhere strong.
How you go enter Cyprus without job & expect to flex?
Who nor get work dey suffer for naija too, just dat friends n family dey sustain some.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Big Brother Introduces Twist, Cancels Nomination by MeeLan: 11:26am On Sep 21, 2021
Timagex:
In two weeks time, a winner will emerge. Right?


Some of the house mates who are in love will definitely need a creative wedding photographer as soon as they are out. cool That is where the plan "book Timagex" will come in. wink grin grin cheesy. Trust me, I'm your best plug... cool
but you over do this fotos na, no human being looks like this no matter the race.
Crime / Re: Court Convicts 17 Internet Fraudsters In Uyo (Photos) by MeeLan: 11:23am On Sep 21, 2021
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Mtcheewww

Those names and faces doesn't sound or look NIGERIAN tongue
chidibere, ugochukwu, plus, oghenekaro e.t.c nor resemble naija names. hmmmm charge n bail
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Cameroon House & Housemates In Pictures by MeeLan: 10:41am On Sep 21, 2021
Litmus:


What’s the point of mocking them? It’s not the Nigerian way to muck or insult other nations unless they insulted us first. angry

They have just begun and will get better.
ther is no average life on Naija TV, it's either extremely reach or poor.
Check our movies and you will see.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Cameroon House & Housemates In Pictures by MeeLan: 10:39am On Sep 21, 2021
Ge0grapher:
The lounge and rooms grin
the organiser is gaining world recognition for saying the program is designed along with the existing reality in Cameroon.
There is no point pimping a house with waterfall in the sitting room while the average Cameroonian leave with 80cents per day.
Travel / Re: Oshodi Bus Interchange: Changing The Face Of Transport In Lagos (Video) by MeeLan: 10:34am On Sep 21, 2021
Without mo ey for pocket, if you like put air-condition for market. Na zero
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sudan Military Foils Coup Attempt, Dozens Of Soldiers Arrested by MeeLan: 10:32am On Sep 21, 2021
Ruggedniggaone:
I'm 100% sure that some soldiers will be thinking of overthrowing buhari through coup but they don't have ball to do it like their counterparts in other countries we don't have men in our military here in Nigeria we only have boys
everything in naija is politicised. That's why we can't freeking have a revolution. People in any high office are benefiting from one political slowpoke.
Even our military dey benefit, dey all lick asx
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sudan Military Foils Coup Attempt, Dozens Of Soldiers Arrested by MeeLan: 10:30am On Sep 21, 2021
Military intervention is CONTAGIOUS.
That's its natural order.
May it spread here.
Family / Re: Mothers, How Do You Stop A Baby From Breastfeeding? by MeeLan: 10:26am On Sep 21, 2021
Romanoff:


Depends on how messy you come.
Energy for energy and a little schooling on the side.
I like u
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Cross Kneels Down To Beg Angel, To Inquire Why She’s Angry With Him by MeeLan: 10:26am On Sep 21, 2021
kenzysmith:
. Take like 3 at once and tank me later
wowww. See Tools o
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Cross Kneels Down To Beg Angel, To Inquire Why She’s Angry With Him by MeeLan: 4:12pm On Sep 20, 2021
kenzysmith:
This cross na really bad guy see as he they hold her laps with confidence girls pussy wey sure for cross after the show
Angel
Saskay
Princess
Queen
Tega
Even nini


Cross need to dey on steady baby okwu bitters for the job ahead

on a serious note, that BABY OKWU BITTERS dey work for Level?

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Crime / Re: "My Husband Beats Me, Says I Eat Too Much" - Woman Tells Court by MeeLan: 4:10pm On Sep 20, 2021
Over Lete
Family / Re: Mothers, How Do You Stop A Baby From Breastfeeding? by MeeLan: 4:08pm On Sep 20, 2021
Romanoff:


And that's how I know you've been schooled.
I always feared you were a mess, but not this messy
Family / Re: Mothers, How Do You Stop A Baby From Breastfeeding? by MeeLan: 10:41am On Sep 20, 2021
larryjonze:



I already anticipated most of you will hide under "working class" umbrella such a logical excuse, buh one thing i have to come to realize in life, humans no matter how busy we will always creat time for what we love doing.
when i was 1yr my mum owns a shop in idumota, she lives home early buh she alway make up for what she couldnt do during the day @ night, lets just say today women are so selfish with there bodies, they don't want there boobs to fall further plus other slaying excuse.
Women own their choice, no one can take that away buh science research as proven babies breastfeed for long stand premium chances compared to the indomie fed babies.
its not a matter of entitlement its a question of; madam is not your duty ? what you carried for 9month you can't breastfeed for 1yr which is standard. in every choice their must be sense @least.
Despite my mom breastfeeding me & siblings for more than 2yrs till date her boobs still stand pass ishilove & roman combine, see angel later she wil punish some babies
kids all over the place having funny dentation, it's all mostly due to less breastfeeding. Your baby only gets to suck for so short a time, yet we don't wanna do it. I understand cogent excuse to stop breastfeeding by time, but some are flimsy.
Family / Re: Mothers, How Do You Stop A Baby From Breastfeeding? by MeeLan: 10:35am On Sep 20, 2021
Romanoff:


Whose standard is it to breastfeed for one year, yours? Or that of men like you?

The fact that you can compare your mum's boobs to that of females you've never in your life seen shows that you don't respect women and is a sign that all those years spent breastfeeding you was a waste. A person that was breastfed for only six months would prolly not reason like that.

It is still clowns like you that will ask a woman what she brings to the table asides sex.

Deal with it, women are no more housewives who carry babies on their nipples all round the clock.

Working mums even try to express, but expressing breasts milk is not small work.

This doesn't change the fact that they still have to wake up at night to breast feed while you men snore to oblivion.

When you're capable of footing all the bills in the house plus that of your wife, you can make her breastfeed for 10 years, no one will ask you.
you got points but no sense here. All I read is rants
Family / Re: Mothers, How Do You Stop A Baby From Breastfeeding? by MeeLan: 10:33am On Sep 20, 2021
tonididdy:

At 6months or more?
at least 1 year old baby. Except on extremely necessary need to stop breast feeding
Family / Re: Mothers, How Do You Stop A Baby From Breastfeeding? by MeeLan: 8:01am On Sep 20, 2021
Cabazieu:
Rub bitter leaf on your tit.
doesn't work, baby will be shocked at first attempt, then get used to it. If you want to stop weaning, start gradually, then isolate breast from baby. If u rub bitters and keep flaunting boobs for baby, you will end up where u started

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Family / Re: Mothers, How Do You Stop A Baby From Breastfeeding? by MeeLan: 7:58am On Sep 20, 2021
Take baby to grandma house if u got one
Health / Re: COVID-19: Edo Receives Additional 50,000 Doses Of Astrazeneca Vaccines by MeeLan: 9:31pm On Sep 19, 2021
WATCHOVER:
Obaseki will suffer.
naija is suffering, travelling has been banned between naija and SA, Turkey, Brazil
Health / Re: COVID-19: Edo Receives Additional 50,000 Doses Of Astrazeneca Vaccines by MeeLan: 8:06pm On Sep 19, 2021
Godada:



9ja na cruise. So the 50k vaccine na for how many people. By the way how many people dey Benin city sef?
Oga, it comes in batches, if you bring in all the vaccines at once, you risk wasting much due to short expiry dates, use and get more is the policy. Vaccine isn't cheap, na donors dey help out so.
Travel / Re: Why Can't Nigerians Adopt The Cycling Means Of Transportation (bicycle) Pics. by MeeLan: 5:32pm On Sep 19, 2021
In developed countries, there are lanes for cycling.
Drivers undergo driving school and psychiatric evaluation.

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Travel / Re: Why Can't Nigerians Adopt The Cycling Means Of Transportation (bicycle) Pics. by MeeLan: 5:29pm On Sep 19, 2021
With the mad drivers on naija roads?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 19th September 2021 by MeeLan: 5:25pm On Sep 19, 2021
The game has become dicey.
Spurs are dangerous on the fast breaks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Manchester United (1 - 2 ) On 19th September 2021 by MeeLan: 5:21pm On Sep 19, 2021
Omicron007:
[s][/s]

Shut the fvck up.
You know nothing about the game too.

I can see you worship and adore Tapnaldo. Continue
for saying shut up. You just exposed yourself that you are a kid man. I feel sad for even calling you bro. Sis

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Manchester United (1 - 2 ) On 19th September 2021 by MeeLan: 1:06pm On Sep 19, 2021
Omicron007:
shocked


I want Manure FC to lose shaa.

My Jamaican boy Antonio will be surely missed.
He could have given Aspire to Maguire a run for that huge 80 million bounty placed on his head.

That old fraud will be there once again for available tapins.
I just pity poor Bruno, after all the hardwork, one guy will be standing there to tap in and celebrate wildly as if he has just cummed after bleeping a curvy virgin.
just one tap in and you are already complaining...if you think tap ins are easy, then you know nothing about football bro.

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Science/Technology / Re: Manatee: This Creature Was Killed In Badagry Yesterday. Who Knows The Name? by MeeLan: 4:09pm On Sep 17, 2021
It's manatee

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