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SamuelTurner:
Lolmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

temptation.

Betheluponi:
Op, Wakanda dry sheet is dis??...







Abeg check out latest updates from NYSC here:

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. Any update not about dudes count me offf

Nostradamu:
It's OVER. 0 - 2. Chei!

not true if at all true. There must be rigging in the first match.loll

ipobarecriminals:
bubu/tinubu nor go kee osu dem dem yweet

all this bu bu bu. Me don tire

donstan18:
7 whole years.

She obviously said yes because age is not on her side, not because of love.

gbam she is already 4 th hand.after her first. Priorities have gone. The guy na landing gear

FisifunKododada:
Not using condom with a porn star? Trump is truly lacking in judgment - maybe should be impeached.

he has his life to live let him live it

Proudlyngwa:
True talk

A lot of people will never understand the level of sabotage going on in this country at the Pipeline level, unfortunately they are being aided by some corrupt security officials.

were were them when the stealing start fro. 1 until 50 %.
Cach and expose them. Nobody is above the law.dont just talk

AngelicBeing:

ClintGist:
Popular Nigerian blogger Linda Ikeji has bought a brand new Mercedes Benz GLE SUV for her sister Sandra Ikeji.

The news of the big purchase was broken by her other sister Laura Ikeji, who is known to always be the first person in the family to reveal any latest gist in the family.

According to Laura, who broke the news via her Instagram page, the SUV is worth a whopping N30million and she looked so excited to show it off to her followers.

Sandra Ikeji although has not made any statement about the gift from her billionaire sister. But a look into her social media profile discloses that she is an Events/Weddings/Destinations/ Planning/Cordination  planner.

This is surely a big one for the family as it will be recalled that just a week ago, Laura Ikeji bought for herself a brand new Mercedes Benz SUV on her birthday. The jeep which is said to be worth N20million, came as a reward for the hard work she has put into her business, she said.

It didn’t take so long that a particular OAP, Miss Vimbai came on the internet to blast celebrities that show off their rich lifestyle online. According to her, most of these celebrities who claim to be successful and offer advises on how to be rich, are not even rich, they only fake it.

She then went further to say anyone that is not making up to N20million annually should not come out to offer get-rich tips to their followers.

SOURCE : http://www.clintgist.com/linda-ikeji-buys-a-n30million-mercedes-benz-gle-for-her-sister/ >



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I bought one cow for my girl friend Esther celebration.

AngelicBeing:
I don't give a fvck to both PDP and Apc, they are birds of the same feathers, thieves and rogues, they both deserves to be flogged with koboko laden with chilly pepper and stoned out of office

too much noise

Islie:
http://punchng.com/worries-as-govs-turn-senate-into-retirement-home/

were are the youths.in the gambling and casino hoyseses. Nigerian youths have been brainwashed. Their only hope is on bet7 ja. And coo.loll

AutoReportNG2:
The Ogun command of the Nigeria customs in the last two weeks made seizure of 38 vehicles, 1,060 bags of foreign rice 50kg each, 158 kegs of vegetable oil (25 liters each), 159 cartons of frozen poultry products, 150 kegs of petrol 25 liters each (auctioned) among others.

The CAC of the Command said that, the quest to adequately secure our borders against economic saboteurs is gaining momentum. Both internal and external mechanisms are deployed to ensure that desperate and battle ever ready smugglers are defeated.

He added that, it is pertinent to reiterate that one of the adverse effects of smuggling on a nation is economic strangulation. Therefore, concerted efforts are strategically designed to ensure that punitive measures will not be limited to seizures of smuggled items, but reinvigorated efforts will be geared towards apprehension and prosecution of smugglers to serve as deterrent to others. The era of abandoned seizure (seizure without accomplice) will soon come to an end.


Source:
http://www.autoreportng.com/2018/03/nigeria-custom-seized-38-cars-1060-bags.html

please don't confiscate rice am hungry. Even local brands are still too high. Same price as the foreign

sdindan:
Akere, a riverine community located in the interiors of Idiroko LCDA, Ipokia Local government Ogun state boasts of a population of 3000 inhabitants. The community which shares boundaries with Badagry in Lagos State and Benin Republic, is home to the Ipokia Local Government Primary School, Akere. The primary school provides elementary education to children in the community as well as other neigbouring villages namely Wheke, Ilasa, Ajaluto, Gbodota and Zebe, despite it decrepit state.

When Tracka, a community of active citizens tracking the implementation of government project visited the school on 20th September, 2017, the learning condition was found to be totally horrendous. About half of the school’s population were seen learning outside the classrooms under the scorching sun without any protection over their heads, save a Mango tree which about three out of six classes were made to seek shelter under.

Ogun School

The failure of government to deliver on its expected duties over the school has resulted into most of the children in the community going as far as Apapa and Badagry in Lagos State which is about 30 minutes ferry across the ocean. The only private school in the community built by the Redeemed Christian Church of God is beyond the reach of many parents in the community.
During a recent visit, Tracka observed that the sad condition of the school has been further aggravated by the removal of the roof of one of the tattered classrooms by the State Universal Basic Education Board.


It was also observed that six to seven pupils sit on a bench meant for two pupils while others resort to sitting on the bare floor. There is also deficiency in staff strength as only four class teachers cater for six classes with one Assistant Head teacher and one Head teacher. Also, the classroom floors are bare and sandy, predisposing pupils to health hazards.

It was also learnt that he headmaster from his meager earnings single handedly concretized the floor of the class for the primary one pupils due to his awareness of their high susceptibility to feeble pathogens. The Head teacher’s office was seen under the mango tree, the school has no store and, in the process, most of the government owned books given to the school have been stolen. Again, the state’s intervention project by SUBEB which was donated in 2012 has remained uncompleted, the last furniture given to the school by this body was in 2007.

The Tracka team sensitized the school and community on the proposed project for the school which is the ‘Renovation of Blocks of 8 Classrooms in Akere, Agosasa, Ajegunle and Idogo’ for N30M. This could in turn be interpreted as renovation of a block of two classrooms for a sum of Seven million and five hundred thousand naira at each of the four schools. The disclosure of this information impulsively raised the people’s hope, but Tracka maintained that they must inform their representative of the awareness of the project and demand implementation and they did.

Ogun School

However, feedback from the community leader, Chief Gandonu Joseph has not been positive as he stated that Hon. Akinlade Adekunle Abdulkabir, the law maker representing the area in the National House of Assembly, Abuja neither pick calls nor respond to messages–a development which started since the community became aware of the project.

The situation in Akere is not in tandem with what is obtainable in other part of the state as projects that have not yet been completed are either ongoing or close to completion in most cases. It is also expected that the state government ought to have prioritized the renovation of some of the ebbing schools, rather than embarking on new school projects in the state.
Tracka and the community are highly expectant that the community’s awareness about the school project would eventually translate into the implementation of the projects both at Akere and the remaining three schools.


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.not a bad thing. In occasion of extreme hit weather it is better advised to study under the tree shade. Mumu and haters complaining for nothing

Chrisbeks:
Flown in planes? Yeye dey smell. I am beginning to believe the claim that this boko haram thing is a scam being perpetrated by those in high places in this country

plane? .lips sealed

Poland 1 Nigeria 0

queensera:
A male student of the Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka, Anambra State, yesterday, drowned inside a swimming pool during a birthday celebration.

According to reports, The sad incident happened at Cosmila Hotel. It was gathered that the deceased, identified as Ezekwe Jideofor John, who was celebrating the birthday of his course mate, had 250 in the UTME he wrote, last Friday.

Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2018/03/unizik-student-drowns-while-celebrating.html

kids if nowadays. His family send him to institution to study or celebrating birthday.sorry doo

AutoReportNG:
Will you drive this car? Let's hear from you

See more pictures here

http://www.autoreportng.com/2018/03/see-world-first-transparent-car.html

can some one show me transparent brain.
Cos we needed it for our politicians

HeWrites:
A vengeful ex-boyfriend shared his ex-girlfriend's nude photos online to prove he once dated her.

Ntwana shared a decent photo of the lady known as Snenhlahla Dube and captioned it: "I must say my gf is hot".

But she replied, telling him to delete the photo because she's engaged.

Rather than oblige, Ntwana went on to reveal he had her nude photos, then he released it as proof on Twitter.

After sharing the photos, the idiot went on to boast that he has more nude photos of her that are better than the one released. He then smugly added that no one breaks up with him and goes free.
He has said

He has said Miss Dube is threatening to sue him but he isn't bothered. Meanwhile, there are people supporting his actions, saying as long as she sent it to him, it's OK for him to share.



Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/03/man-exposes-his-ex-girlfriends-nude-photos-after-she-denied-dating-him.html

were are the pics

Rachelsblog:
A lady got scrubbed on the wall for daring to compare the heart of men to ordinary cucumbers, The lady is question shared a photo holding 2 cucumbers and said they are well built, well sized than that of men..
But the feedback she got will blow you away..
You dont play with Twitter men and go scout free like Facebook.. lol..
See reactions below!

News From Ebiwali--
https://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/03/ashawo-nigerians-blast-lady-for-saying.html?m=1

it's a pity she already test and swallow 90% of the men in universe. 10 % are minority.wife to be loading. Men sorry

jmichael259:
Why is the boy without clothes? That lion should have been dragged and beaten around onitsha main market before facing tyre and fuel judgement

omata boys dee by corner

spokesboy:
Like father, like son
Changing wife like cabinet members

only men of guts divorse hmmmm

HeWrites:
An Abuja-based Nigerian lady, Fatima Aliyu Daku has encouraged men to marry more than one wife, as long as they can afford to take care of them.

Her reason being that there are many single ladies and less single men.

She wrote;
"Dear Men, Pls marry more than one wife if u have the means. Too many single ladies around"

See Reactions below;

https://www.torimill.com/2018/03/dear-men-please-marry-one-wife-means-many-single-ladies-around-lady.html

okkk.nobe 1-1 againg

Follow your mind such an issue doesn't need advice.dont take anybody advice madam.because no one will be there to see the end with you.

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Newshelm:
A Nigerian couple have gone viral after they were caught having sex in the cinema on a CCTV camera.

The two have so far been unidentified, but they were the only ones in the cinema while watching a movie and seeing as there was no one else around, decided to indulge themselves.

Staffers in the cinema saw the act and recorded the video which was then leaked online.

Nigerians were quick to react with many expressing surprise and disgust at what was going on.


Don Jazzy, Mavin’s boss and social media celebrity got in on the action also reacting to the video


http://newshelm.ng/video-nigerian-couple-caught-having-sex-in-cinema-nigerians-react/



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it's a lie. Trash story. So cinema hall can o.ly be occupied by two guest. Nonsense attention seekers

maestroferddi:
What nonsense are you talking about?

Something that's is right in your eyes my not be right in the eye of creator. Who is the owner of universe

maestroferddi:
True talk

He doesnt know nada.


How this kind of character ended as the helmsman of over 180 million people wont cease to amaze me.

that wats the ways of GOD not the way of man.gods always bring a leader for a purpose best known to him

360frolic:
The 30 year old marriage between an 88-year old man and his wife has been dissolved by an Ikorodu Customary Court in Lagos on Thursday.

The man Mr. Gbeminiyi Adeyiga, 88, had told the court he no longer wants to be married to his wife Sekinat due to her promiscuous ways.infidelity of his wife, Sekinat.

The President of the court, Mrs. Funmi Adeola, subsequently, dissolve the marriage saying;

“Henceforth, you are no longer to be called husband and wife as investigation revealed that the wife truly commits the offence alleged against her.

“Having tried to settle the differences amicably, there were reports from petitioner that the respondent refuses to heed to series of advice.

“You are hereby ordered to go your separate ways and the custody of the three children should be determined by each one of them as they are above 18 years of age.

“However, the children must be jointly groomed toward a better life as your separation should not affect their upbringing,” she ruled.

Adeyiga, during court hearing claimed his wife sleeps with different men.

“My wife does not take care of me any longer; she does not give me good food and different men come to sleep with her in our home.

“She frustrates me, slaps me and she also wants to kill me. I don’t want to die now, please separate us,’’ he pleaded.

Sekinat 55-, who is a petty trader by profession, denied the allegations made by her husband.

“I beg the court to settle us. He has never caught me with a man. He always suspected every move to the extent that he smells my pants whenever I go out and come back.

“I want this court to settle this matter. I am not ready for divorce.’’

The court however dissolved the marriage.

http://newshelm.ng/my-husband-smells-my-underwear-everytime-i-return-home-woman-tells-court/


cc lalasticlala mynd44

smelling and He's, are like 5&6. Your husband has right to smell he is He. After all you know he goats always smell.loll

DONSMITH123:
The Federal Government on Thursday said the African Development Bank has approved a $300m loan to contribute to job creation, food security and nutrition, rural income generation and improved livelihood for youths in both urban and rural areas in the country.

The Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Boss Mustapha said this in Abuja at a round-table on tackling youth unemployment in Nigeria.

The event was organised by the Bureau of Public Service reform in collaboration with the Department for International Development.

The SGF at the event also constituted an Inter-ministerial task team to address the youth unemployment challenges in the country.

He said members of the team would be drawn from the Office of the Head of Service, ministry of labour, ministry of finance, Central Bank of Nigeria, Nigerian Economic Summit Group and the National Directorate of Employment.

The SGF said the Federal Government was committed to addressing the rising youth unemployment in the country through innovative ways.

For instance, he said the government through the bank of Industry had launched a N10bn Youth Entrepreneurship Support program to empower youth with loans to start business.

The program, he noted, is aimed at equipping young aspiring entrepreneurs with the right skills and knowledge to be self employed by starting and managing their own businesses.

He said, “The Federal Government has accorded agriculture priority in order to create job opportunities for the youth.

“We owe the youth in Nigeria today and tomorrow to work with determination and to do everything possible to win this battle.

“And am confident that with the commitment and strong resolve, we will have the results we are striving in the not too distant future.”

He said that the government is addressing the unemployment challenges through the implementation of the Economic Recovery and Growth Plan.

He said through the plan, the government has identified various sectors that could be used to create jobs for the people.

The Acting Director-General, BPSR, Mr Dave Arabi said agency had developed a policy note on how to effectively address the issue of unemployment in Nigeria.

He said the roundtable would provide a veritable platform for all stakeholders to come up with the needed solutions to addressing the unemployment situation.



http://punchng.com/afdb-gives-nigeria-300m-to-tackle-youth-unemployment/

how can I I acces this fund

ConAir:
He didn't disclose the amount he was been paid when he was a sitting governor.

We need a revolution, Nigeria is too corrupt. Earning millions while the poor masses are suffering, hungry.

Human lives are no longer sacred, people are killed like animals.

This administration is the worst in Nigeria history. The death toll is high when there is no ongoing war.

GOD help Nigeria.

gbamm.all the political class were corrupt. Youths follow me

guterMann:
I agree with Wole Soyinka,

I told a friend that Nigeria has crossed the rubicon,the fabric of the nation has been destroyed beyond repair.

The common greed of the political elites in what is keeping 'its unity'.

We can only postpone the inevitable,it is a matter of time.

THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN MUST SET FORTH AT DAWN

loll

ZombieTAMER:
Buhari sef

This rubbish must stop.better start praying to your God.you know ways of the gods were never the ways of man