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Gosh! Why cant he just quietly die or find an old people's home to retire? Someone tell him Naija is moving forward not backward come 2015. Mtcheeeeeeeew

God, I wish....

S-t-o-r-y. Like everything else that goes gaga in naija, those dogs need only smell the 'bones' in boko haram bag to forget the bombs. he he he.

A true prophecy is not always about evil. In cases where evil or doom is prophesied, there are chances for deliverance cos thats why it was told in the first place. My beef with this prophet is that you never hear him talk about victory over the evil prophecy he gives; like you see other MOGs do. What is the need of prophecying if you as a prophet cannot pray and counter the negative. Its only the devil that foretells doom.

Na wa o. Desperate at 25? Are you normal at all? When you should be planning on how to get a PHD before you are 28, (courtesy of your location), you are busy envying people who may be divorced in the next couple of years! Marriage na achievement? An instituition filled with uncertainy is what you are so anxious to rush into? WTF!!!Abeg make I find better thing read.

27naira: I dont need to listen to her voice.

Signs to look out for when your woman is menstruating (emphasis on YOUR WOMAN not another woman) :

1. Too many pimples on her pumpkin face
2. Dry lips
3. Too much frowning, complaining and outbursts
4. She cries and complain of abdominal cramp
5. changes in her nyash curvature (i dont know why)
6. full breast with succulent hard n.iples hehe
7. Too much body scent. (disgusting)
8. She will NEVER be in the mood
9. On rare occasions, you might find a tadpole on your bed, dont be alarmed, her egg just hatched

Thank me later

Tadpole ke? Thought it is men who release tadpole during release? The tadpoles then do swimming competion to fertilise the egg. What the heck! Guy you try for the confusion sha.

27naira: I dont need to listen to her voice.

Signs to look out for when your woman is menstruating (emphasis on YOUR WOMAN not another woman) :

1. Too many pimples on her pumpkin face
2. Dry lips
3. Too much frowning, complaining and outbursts
4. She cries and complain of abdominal cramp
5. changes in her nyash curvature (i dont know why)
6. full breast with succulent hard n.iples hehe
7. Too much body scent. (disgusting)
8. She will NEVER be in the mood
9. On rare occasions, you might find a tadpole on your bed, dont be alarmed, her egg just hatched

Thank me later

Tadpole ke? Thought it is men who release tadpole during ejaculation? The tadpoles then do swimming competion to fertilise the egg. What the heck! Guy you try for the confusion sha.

Martian: Contrary to popular beliefs, the blame for hermaphrodites and other "abnormal" humans falls on the Alchoholic diety who was put in charge of human manufacturing. It doesn't have anything to do with Buzugee's maniacal jewish pyschopath of a god. Here's how it happened.

He decided to create beings like himself to keep him company. He dug into the sand and soon found clay with which to mold figures like himself and started on his task, but he soon grew tired and decided to take a break.
He made wine from a nearby palm tree, and drank bowl after bowl. Not realizing he was drunk, Obatala returned to his task of fashioning the new beings; because of his condition he fashioned many imperfect figures.
Without realizing this, he called out to Olorun to breathe life into his creatures.
The next day he realized what he had done and swore never to drink again, and to take care of those who were deformed, thus becoming Protector of the Deformed.

How crazy can it get? Do you really beleive this shit?

Just another fitting example of breeding trouble for posterity! Tomorrow, those kids instigated by their morally bereft mamas will start fighting for who should get what, in what quantity and when. 2face continue thinking with your d**k, when its time to lick your fingers you will realise youve already cut them off! Nonsense!!!!!

You just noticed yesterday? Most people I know have been complaing about it for the last six months. They bring in gimmick promos then turn round and steal from their unsuspecting customers. They should be send back to SA!!

NO. Afterall even the devil can foretell death. The man was old and sick. So what is all these noise about?

I brush every night after my last meal. In the morning I take breakfast before I brush. If you make brushing at night a habit, u discover you dont really have that terrible morning breath and clogging mouth, and the emphasis is on your teeth, not your stomach.