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Sports › Re: Adult Website Offer £40M To Become Chelsea's New Shirt Sponsor by mejai(m): 9:18am On Aug 11, 2023
lexy2014:
When u check, Wetin u see?
I no check, I just assume abi imagine 😉🤣🤣
Sports › Re: Adult Website Offer £40M To Become Chelsea's New Shirt Sponsor by mejai(m): 8:58am On Aug 11, 2023
I know some of u don rush go check the site first. Bad people everywhere 🤣😝
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 4:23am On Aug 11, 2023
Na wa o

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:16pm On Aug 10, 2023
Another season loading. Biko, we are TIRED. Make una let drivers drive and share experience in peace.
TheModerator, abeg, don't take us back again.
Car Talk › Re: How Do You Calculate Your Car's Fuel Consumption? by mejai(m):
Zxcvbnmghtr:
See IGNORANCE. It mere stereotyping. It has nothing to do with the consumption of fuel. ABSOLUTELY NOT!

This is ignorance through the ages.
Ok... Ur belief. No strength to argue. Bye


See attached: Honda Accord DC manual

Car Talk › Re: How Do You Calculate Your Car's Fuel Consumption? by mejai(m): 3:52pm On Aug 10, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:
[b]IGNORANCE[/b] . No!! The AC uses gas and not petrol but you are too dull to know this.
AC is an extra load to the engine, which will take more fuel.
Car Talk › Re: How Do You Calculate Your Car's Fuel Consumption? by mejai(m): 3:43pm On Aug 10, 2023
remi4ever:
.

Scan for what?? Oxygen sensor code

I have an oxygen sensor code, Nothing else.
Im not saying the car is problematic.
Fix ur oxygen sensor code... And watch ur mileage improve a bit.
As it is, it is consuming fuel, u won't get accurate calculation. Conner44, I lie?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 1:23pm On Aug 10, 2023
In another news, Where is Generalzodd? Ur speculation is here.
https://www.nairaland.com/7797709/naira-inches-towards-1000-naira
Car Talk › Re: I Need A Good Mechanic In Abuja For Car Inspection by mejai(m): 10:01am On Aug 10, 2023
Find Kingreign here. Abi make I invoke his spirit?
Car Talk › Re: How Do You Calculate Your Car's Fuel Consumption? by mejai(m): 9:55am On Aug 10, 2023
jeromestarks:
Calculate what?

I only know that the fuel don't last once there's a non virgin in the car because I have to power the A.C due to the foul smell of the over used pvssy.

But with a virgin in the car and the windows up, moving at 110km/hr, my fuel lasts.


Avoid non virgin at all cost or train another man's child.
Angrygoat sort this guy out. Which Kain thing b this? grin



Poster, scan ur car abi dey don delete ur check engine light?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:54am On Aug 10, 2023
skillip:
Guy, I understand how bad you feel with whoever must have hurt you, I plead with you to let things go because you enjoy goodwill on this platform, especially telling your hoodlum takes back then.

As per Job Bishop mentioned, I was the guy that wanted to give you a job knowing that you have an engineering background, though it was a contract job but the pay was good enough to get you a Nigerian used car within few months, I just been dey fear make you no go throw spanner for person head since na you go be Supervisor.

All in all let bygones be bygones, Bishop that I only met once has your interest at heart.
Internet never forgets.
BAZ001 & Gentlelife50, make una pretend like una no see am . Abeg!!
Car Talk › Re: Lexus GS350 Starting But Not Raising When You Throttle by mejai(m): 4:17pm On Aug 09, 2023
goldenjaja30:
please i need advice or a good auto electrician in Port Harcourt that knows about LEXUS GS350, the car comes up but doesn't raise when you step on the throttle. Mechanics have checked the valves, changed the air flow meter, even fuel pump, still nothing. Please tell me what could be the cause. If anyone had similar issues?
With scanner or without scanner? Such a car u need to be telling us how u scanned it, post codes. This is 2023 o!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 1:47pm On Aug 09, 2023
Omoapena:
Honestly, 3mb is now becoming death trap for motorists, that was how a driver just suddenly step on brake while doing 80km/h all because he doesn’t want to enter potholes with that speed, i almost rammed into the guy from back, I really can’t blame him tho but he’s also stupid to just step on brake when you’re at that speed…
U know whether his tyre go pull like Honda Accord? grin grin
Business › Re: ASR Africa Donates 25 Operational Vehicles To NDLEA by mejai(m): 9:17am On Aug 09, 2023
Una still dey donate wen olodo VP has said he wan reduce pollution. huh
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:52am On Aug 07, 2023
Felicity001, e don do nah. Shebi u said u will not come back to this thread. With ur new found job, this thread no be for u again?
Bye bye now grin

Abi ur toes wey Dem step on no wan heal?
Car Talk › Re: What Filling Station Are Selling by mejai(m): 6:53pm On Aug 06, 2023
Angrygoat:
Not even up to a liter. I bought 3k at 575.still the 5litres no complete.na like 4.75 litres. Naija don taya me badly and I'm going suicidal
Party after party 😂🤣😆
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 12:09pm On Aug 06, 2023
Djdamian:
Hi Noble Drivers and investors

Based on current situation as regards state of affairs in the country, which is preferable or ideal.

Hire purchase or Rentals?
Are they still here?
Politics › Re: Beautiful Sports Complex Built In Enugu By CIC Old Boys Association(video) by mejai(m): 7:23am On Aug 06, 2023
Bestmanfornow:
Which governor huh
Jim nwobodo, chimaroke nnamani, Sullivan chime
Politics › Re: Beautiful Sports Complex Built In Enugu By CIC Old Boys Association(video) by mejai(m): 6:39am On Aug 06, 2023
School wey don produce governors for Enugu state
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 6:35am On Aug 06, 2023
The Gladiators! Uber Final chapter.










We die here today!! grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:53pm On Aug 05, 2023
TheModerator:
After banging olosho and doing mouth action with them, so this is what you eat? Try eating vegetables and fruits every once in a while in order to give yourself some brain. Onye nzuzu!
BAZ001 and his fellow twerkers, una think say peace will ever come to this thread? Esi ebea, osi ebea (wahala from all angles).
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 2:52pm On Aug 05, 2023
Larry1960:
grin cheesy >
Chai chicken Republic wan kill me with two big chicken I chop chop I no fit finish am e b like over feeding grin

I dey chop Life pass all these Salary earners grin
Our Oga and his local stone rice grin
Allow us to breath in gala and bigi nah
Are u saying salary earners that harass Uber drivers no fit chop chicken republic rice? Kai!!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 1:53pm On Aug 05, 2023
kewelljoseph:
Hello house, pls want your opinion. I’ve been following this thread for a while now and I want the people doing bolt to advise me. I wanna give out one of my cars to my friend ( Corolla 2010 sport ) for Uber / bolt purpose. But I don’t wanna be too greedy and also don’t wanna be stupid. I see some people post they earn 33k to 45k per day here and I’m wondering if it’s true. Because with that calculation , lemme use 30k minimum per day times 6 days a week that’s 180k per month. How real is this pls??
This friendship go end in premium fight and tears. But try sha. Life is full of risks.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 11:37am On Aug 05, 2023
This YouTube driver, send us credit/data to watch ur videos. Abi after trying to save money for this hustle wey una cancel, we go still waste our data.
Dey Play!!! grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 2:22pm On Aug 04, 2023
dav1002:
I hope it's not that our man here that his Corolla does 6km/litre

More specifically that protest advocator 😂
E fit be am
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 5:22pm On Aug 03, 2023
Men! At this rate, na to sell guns and bullets. Make una find una selves and shoot urselves.
Everyday fight and argument.

If u wan shoot BAZ001 (my G) na juju for mirror we go use deport am from Congo. angry angry
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:21pm On Aug 03, 2023
BAZ001:
Haba A whole Tojahh reason like goat and idiot grin
he’s no more a driver but car agent huh Just so u know
D more I read u comments d more I see reasons how driving for too long can subtle affects drivers mentality. So I will just Cancel ur comments like cancelling a ride.

But calling Tojahh radical goat no be am at all grin grin grin



https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rdcl.gif
U na wahala raise to power of 10 grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 2:40am On Aug 03, 2023
tojahh:
After the one week of Pearl posting his daily earnings and no almighty salary earner can post theirs to really shut drivers up.

Anybody that talk against Ehailing being a poor Man's eldoraldo will be damned!

Una don see evidence now. Una no dey drag again. Even the Congolese Scrap metal worker no go show him working too but all of una quick to talk down on driver.

With this salary being posted here daily. I wonder where the inferiority to seat amongst GHOST abi PEERS come from. In one week, he's about to earn 200k yet people wey their salary no reach him one week money dey chook mouth like Asari Dokubo for wetin no concern them.

Spits!!
My lord, pls temper violence with more fuel grin
He is still serving his punishment as a twerker.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:38pm On Jul 30, 2023
Conner44........ U win!! What a writeup.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:37am On Jul 30, 2023
Gentlelife50:
I suspect you're Felicity alternate moniker, because.....
grin cheesy
Two alternate twerkers.... grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 6:46am On Jul 30, 2023
Josephase:
Guy!!!! If you are not mentally stable, you no go understand this thread. Baz cruise dey always make me laugh 😂. Make God just dey provide for everybody because its not always greener on the other side.
Indirectly u are advising that man in DR Congo. Chai!! Na u worse paz. Dem say make we dey call names now. BAZ001, u hear am? Is it green in DR Congo? Cos they have accused u of having plenty time to come here.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 2:17pm On Jul 29, 2023
Conner44, the day dem go corner u eh, dem fit tie u for tree, jam u with anger grin

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