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Family › Re: Sex With A Pregnant Woman by mejai(m): 10:05am On Jun 18, 2023
Ezmans:
ntanta? That is meat
Na soo... Bone no dey dat thing. Na meat tru out. grin
Family › Re: Sex With A Pregnant Woman by mejai(m): 4:45am On Jun 18, 2023
Oga fire down till 8 months and some weeks to delivery. Nothing dey happen. Unless she get issues. Just be gentle o. This one ur 'ntanta' dey rise like fuel price 😃😃
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:24pm On Jun 17, 2023
BAZ001:
Dem dey use bombastic side eye look you grin
Very soon they will say maybe na Cuba Canada u go cos u have time to check d thread.
grin Bia dis man from Congo, ogini? Let us be? grin
Crime › Re: Pranking Contents Are Becoming Dangerous & Need Regulations Soon - Police by mejai(m): 10:31am On Jun 17, 2023
Long jail term... If possible firing squad.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:13pm On Jun 16, 2023
Gentlelife50:
Wahala wahala wahala everywhere
grin cheesy
Mejai, yeyegbami so there's war going on here you people didn't alert me??
If I go offline again make I bend
grin
Nna!! I just dey crash-land now o. Wetin be these? Na missiles flying left and right. grin grin

I don't even know how to sue for peace here( though it is a taboo cheesy). The more I wan get moral to intercede, the more I get weak after reading cheerfulgiver's words. The English dey burst my brain grin

Gentlelife50 abeg, carry dat pencil and eraser come. Time to draw/sketch TheModerator don reach.....

Where we go start? Draw him as a goat? Bastard? Oluwole graduate? Names plenty.🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
Car Talk › Re: 2007 Mazda 6 Vs 2006 honda Accord by mejai(m): 3:48pm On Jun 16, 2023
Armstrong34:
My friend was asking for my opinion but I definitely have no idea because I still dy use leggedize Benz..

How reliable is a 2007 Mazda 6 in comparism to 2006 Honda Accord…Both have mileage under 150K

I will share the link of the replies to him to read..

Please narrow down your arguments with facts ..

Team Toyota too can also contribute to the discussion
U know other cars( the 2 u mentioned) won't make it in this ur thread.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 1:11am On Jun 16, 2023
Gentlelife50:
You never see anything, shey you were the one deceiving us here and we didn't take the job serious thinking you were with us only to use ehailing money to Japa.

Hard I know always come at last, I should have listened to pearl and cheerful, pope add more fire don't pity him, let him suffocate.
Shey I should bring the gala and bigi now or is it eggs you want? For more power.
grin cheesy grin
This man eh! U go kill person for this thread grin
No mind Baz001, after working like an ant o
Car Talk › Re: Most Reliable Car You've Ever Owned? by mejai(m): 3:16pm On Jun 15, 2023
BennyDGreat:
Nothing like brand new wey no get factory issue
Yeah! But maintenance plays a major role. Cos I saw some that were bought same time and ever after, they are gone in everything 😃.
Car Talk › Re: Most Reliable Car You've Ever Owned? by mejai(m): 2:04pm On Jun 15, 2023
2008 Toyota Corolla. Though, SA model, drove the car from 2008 (bought new sha) and sold in 2021. Engine was never opened! Car was still moving as at when bought.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:19am On Jun 14, 2023
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:33pm On Jun 13, 2023
YeyeGbami:
I get job for you boss, Ijede,Ikorodu cheesy
That side na Lagos? grin
E get one time I dey go area command for Ijede. Chai! Raining season no be am for that area. Dead end command.
Education › Re: A Combo Of Malt And Milk Doesn't Give Blood. Nigerians, Africans. by mejai(m): 10:36am On Jun 13, 2023
All I know be say, it makes ur sugar level to skyrocket. If u are diabetic, avoid am o.
Blood ko, river ni
Autos › Re: Mpg Challenge Nigeria by mejai(m): 5:57pm On Jun 10, 2023
We go catch most cars wey dey consume fuel grin

Check engine light union left the group 🚶🚶
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 1:45pm On Jun 10, 2023
XGhost:
You have touched on some of the issues that they're not looking at. They think these arbitrary demands will not have a knock-on effect on the whole ecosystem. Raise fares arbitrarily and shrink the customer base. Your 10 trips of 2k each become 5 trips of 3k each. Raise fares but landlords must not raise rent.
Regulators would not also look at protecting customers?
Reduce commission but continue to provide services to keep the app running. Is it only drivers that have been impacted by increased operating costs?
People talk like they have no idea how businesses are run.

Also, Rida and InDrive came in to fill that gap bolt and Uber have left, make Dem use those two nau
The Koko. All the dragging here centers on the bolded. A case of eating ur cake and have it. This is what cheerfulgiver is saying.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 1:43pm On Jun 10, 2023
BAZ001:
Wrong at the bolded all drivers should or be forced to go on strike.

Anytime there is a strike the union or members forces every other staff to join either by blocking entrance to office or go into office to tell them to join. Some go as far as pulling off electric supply.

Even doctors will stop new admission and monitor that others comply.

Crvrider and other drivers observing strike should begin to send drivers to 2nd rainbow, spoil the driver score and bonuses.
This happen every time (get your neighbors phone keep making request and frustrating them)
Make juicy request on inDriver and leave them to struggle for it and salivate
Remember last time union were making request and impounding cars of drivers too, just to frustrate them
I went to national Staduim to join the peaceful protest then before police came to arrest first 4 cars.
And? Finish it joor cheesy
Politics › Re: Picture: Why This Idiot Must Be Arrested Too by mejai(m): 8:18am On Jun 10, 2023
Pipefitter:
This is to remind you not to just rant on a faceless forum, rather you should lead a protest to DSS office and insist that Peter Obi should be arrested, better still, you can find your way to Agulu, his hometown to effect the arrest.
Personally, I advice you go with the latter, by so doing you won't just be fulfilling your wish but also helping to feed the Crocs at Agulu lake, more details will be available when you get there..
cheesy grin End of Discussion!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:49am On Jun 09, 2023
Glithronix:
Seriously speaking, our government should be ashamed of themselves (wallahi).
All roads are bad. Big-big pot holes everywhere.
Y'all know the numbers of damaged roads we will encounter on the entire island/Lekki-epe express way to & fro.
Imagine!
This rain is even exposing all the crap they claimed to have done on some areas.
Not to talk of a whole 3rd mainland bridge.
Omoh, shame dey catch me for this government I swear.
Make 3rd mainland bridge that's even recognized as the longest in Africa dey in that condition. Are they waiting for those damaged spots on 3MB to start causing accident before they fix them?
Shame on all the government officials. And they are driving through 3MB ohhh (to-&-fro).
Imagine how long it took them to fix the entrance to 3MB when you're coming from clinic road going to iyana oworo. They had to do it for campaign.
WTF is this government doing?
When did they do the express of Iyana Ifako to Iyana Ogudu bus stop? That road don get contour wey fit cause accident if you no hold your wheel tight?
I swear, this government should be ashamed of their existence.
All roads are bad and they won't fix them until accident starts happening.
Even street lights no dey for night for 3MB again?
What Thafuck!
Lekki-epe road..... Activate toll plazas and see the roads fixed. They will want the road to damage to the extent they will use the tolls collection as an excuse.

As for 3MB, the govt is not sincere. Wicked souls.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 5:13pm On Jun 08, 2023
pope191:
All.of una deh fight, I no see my client. Abeg who help me see Felicity? I'm bored.

Felicity your head is not correct, you see this line I draw here, if deh born you well, cross em sad
grin grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 2:19pm On Jun 08, 2023
Cheerfulgiver on da beat! grin cheesy Replying in a wotowoto way.
But u said the truth. If e no favor u ... Park cark with handbrake on. Nobody forced anyone to join.
Na d beauty of the job. U r ur own boss.
Car Talk › Re: A Man Should Not Be Caught Driving These Cars by mejai(m): 2:15pm On Jun 08, 2023
Nissan X-Trail
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:32am On Jun 08, 2023
Gentlelife50:
Haaa, nothing confusing there.
That's price for toks and new one, though here in Lagos sha
Wey ndi audio money? Have they spent all their money without crediting our accounts? Pearl1910, have they paid u?
It looks their will be sanity on this thread today.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:32am On Jun 08, 2023
Glithronix:
And E fit be one of our comrades here. grin grin

Much respect, boss. grin grin
Na who u dey likely suspect?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:25pm On Jun 07, 2023
Pearl1910:
Hope u aren't thinking of being one of the beneficiaries cos we hardly see u here.
They say known beneficiaries like Pearl, Pope, Cheerfulgiver, Obinoral, XGhost. Those are the five people money is going to abeg, no come scatter this list o grin grin grin
I just liked ur post after reading it. grin
But Biko, if na play stop am. U didn't put me, yeyegbami, readadream, and chief Gentlelife50.
We dey fight o grin grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 12:03pm On Jun 05, 2023
Conner44:
bro but let's face it. some type of comments here deserve all the scrutiny we can muster.

just tell me one thing that could be the problem between dav1002 and CheerfulGiver to the extent that the former came here to gaslight the latter attempting to shame him because he thought he hired him as a driver.

it's witchcraft I tell you cry
At least, he could have finished what he started than hanging the matter and accusing one without giving full info.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 11:56am On Jun 05, 2023
Conner44:
Oga, you still haven't answered some salient questions concerning the story you posted a few days ago. Let me refresh your memory this sunny afternoon wink

what WhatsApp group did you join?

who is your current mentor?

who did you give your vehicle to on rental?

are you confusing your driver to be your mentor?

if unfortunately your vehicle goes missing tomorrow will you still come on this thread to accuse someone else of being your driver and absconding with it?

have you identified your current driver on nairaland yet?

what of on the WhatsApp group you recruited the driver from thinking he was your mentor?

did you at any time consider CheerfulGiver to be your mentor?

is that why you thought you shaded him in your last story?

if yes then why the change of opinion?

I hope you are aware that everybody here realized how jealous and envious you are of CheerfulGiver. Your last post attempting to shade him confirmed this fact. Even after you realized your folly you still refuse to apologise or repent.

Reflect on your life. The guy no even send you. What you have been practicing here is pure witchcraft against him for no reason undecided

God forgive you sha
Corner44.... Na tribunal be this!
Autos › Re: How To Make Your Vehicle Run More Efficiently (Post Subsidy Removal Tips) by mejai(m): 11:29am On Jun 03, 2023
GAZZUZZ:


Code P0012 Toyota Camshaft Position 'A' Timing Over-Retarded

You might be able to fix this issue by replacing the camshaft timing oil control valve in pic below .

For the P0420, just replace the catalytic converter in the exhaust manifold .

This fuel subsidy matter don dey change u ooo grin.
I thought u would redirect him to
https://www.nairaland.com/3743541/ask-gazzuzz

To avoid derailing wink
Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by mejai(m): 7:27am On Jun 03, 2023
kingreign:
Erm… w165 is a sport car
grin cheesy

Autos › Re: Fuel Consumption Of 4runner V8 2004 Sport Editition by mejai(m): 8:59pm On Jun 02, 2023
GEJDHERO:
Please oo how do i curb this fuel consumption ...i bought 20k fuel today ......drove for less than 30km to and fro and my fuel is already halved.Please Jagaban shld reverse this subsidy removal oo....that 20k should have gotted me over 100litres of fuel.This is just crazy i dont think i can cope.
grin Welcome to a new world order.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:24pm On Jun 02, 2023
Pearl1910:
I am sorry to say but u are a bush rat.
U are the one saying rubbish and assuming I should know the correct thing u intend to say.
Next time u want to talk, make sure ur sentence is complete and don't make misleading statements like my salary is 200k wen in actual fact u r referring to ur net take home.

This thread is for Ehailing experience, whatever u r saying here that doesn't uphold this topic, puts u up for a ban. Please comply. Don't derail this thread again.
Hey!!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 6:54pm On Jun 02, 2023
pope191:
If I tell all these government workers salary my mind... everyone go off their mic, make I just they look.
Free ur mind from high BP oo grin
Abeg talk am.
Romance › Re: Help!! My Fiance Always Makes Me Do Things In Bed That I Don't Enjoy. by mejai(m): 10:14am On Jun 02, 2023
grin grin grin There was even a time he got a knife and pretended to want to stab me and asked me to play along and act scared.
grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Autos › Re: . by mejai(m): 6:55pm On Jun 01, 2023
Sharp

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