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I know that some riders are mad. But for Indriver to allow this..... Indriver too is crazily mad. Even if na charity work.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
cc:
viking07,
mejai,
kanuisagoat,
pope191,
pearl1910,
donfortune,
readadream,
baz001,
cheerfulgiver,


DNA test result don show. Johnnyman's wife is a LovePeddler. Make una check NL frontpage.

One of the hundred reasons why marriage dey fear me...especially marrying a Nigerian lady. Las las person like me na to adopt children or marry oyibo lady...


DEATH SENTENCE TO ALL PATERNITY FRAUDSTERS.

Goan marry joor! No give excuse. Good and bad wives dey..

Unruly7:
Good evening all
My Honda 2007 D indicator on dashboard is always blinking once the car is on driver
The issue started on Friday after I asked an electrician to check all the fuses in the car to make sure they all pass currents he removed all the fuse and use little naked wire to bridge all the fuse and suck them back.

I went to my mechanic and he said it’s my gear sensor that needs servicing after servicing the sensor and changing of gear oil, I start the car and the blinking stop at some point it started again, it seems the blinking comes on when the car is hot or so

My Gear selects well
Engine is sound

The 2 problems I’m having now is
1) the D blinking
2) once I’m on hold up with AC my car sounds as if it’s not getting enough fuel supply be sounding like it once to off. Like there’s a cut in fuel supply.

I’m in Abuja please what can you suggest because I want to take it to mechanic or electrician
I don’t even know.

Countdown to more problems, if not fire burning ur car in future. After like 2 months take a look at those fuse box and see some are melting.
Fuse no Paz 100,150 or 200 naira oooo.


@Conner44 u no tell am.

northbird:
It's a popular place... If you know

Na the ' oke amu' off me

Hey! What an address!! How person wan pronounce the destination address? Chai!!!







Like play, we Don reach 5000 pages. Our mileage don dey high o.

ReadaDream:
I don't have that chills. Once you misbehave, I don run you SMS sharp. Especially wasting my time early morning!

Lol

mainaugustine:
Good day bosses...please rrs ppl collect my car for Ikeja,there office dey deputy governor side for alausa...that filling station at kodesho road that you enter and cross to that road that links to akowonjo road...I entered the filling station but the other side was closed so I followed others and turned from the main into that road..the police caught me and told me to come down,that I should enter the car but I didn't cause I was scared and it was around 10 pm and they were heavyly loaded...I then went to there office and was told that the matter has been charged to court and I was to report at oshodi taskoffice tomoro.....please what are mine to expect...

Those officers are mean. Which Kain wickedness be that. I thought police are 'friendlier' than lastma and other taskforce.
Felicity0001, any advice?

Ah ah!!! Agbado again

Barbiturate:
I was at onipanu when this girl ordered a ride from Yaba, on Indriver.. Got there before the time elapsed. Called her 7 times she didn't pick. There was also no place to park at the PU. I moved to the other side to find a place to park. Called her again, she didn't pick. I tried to cancel but Indriver said I've moved from PU. I just left it like that and started using bolt. Its bn like that since afternoon.

This kind thing dey pain. This morning I experienced something like that. Kept calling to get access code, the stupid girl no answer. Kept me unnecessarily waiting and ajah-lekki traffic was building up. Just that I have told myself, I need not insult people again. If not I would have bombed her with curses. I just cancelled and moved on.

Last week another idiot boy, booked and I told him I was on my way. On getting to his nonsense tight ( u can't even make a u-turn in the smelly estate) PU, I kept calling and this boy was busy on another call. After many attempts, he picked his call and told me 'i have went away with another car'. I knew he was lying but the English slapped me dawai.
I replied: you have gone with another car, why are u arrogant and u couldn't notify me? Next thing.... I cancelled.



Soon, I will break my promise and start educating them with insults. That's the only language dey understand.

Omo 2 girls wey I carry yesterday na psychos .
They kept gisting for 2hrs from dating married men, not associating with broke guys, to sex to weed. And they were laughing sheepishly.
Our girls don cast.

owolabi5:
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Mirrah:
Your gearbox isn't about to give up.
If you scan your vehicle you would likely get a P0751 code....Shift Solenoid "A" Performance or Stuck off. Find a credible gear master, they should service the valve body and replace any bad sensor.
Your own part avoid entering flood, most likely your gear oil got mixed with water or dirt's. and make sure you change your gear oil every month if you do this hustle 24/7

During this rainy season..... Are they not 5&6?

Glithronix, I know by now u r confused with so many solutions to ur car
Well, since u no wan scan, make I add mine to urs..... Check ur ignition and key

I have come to realize that most monikers with numbers attached to it are vawulence masters
Una no una sef o

Yeyegbami, where u dey? guy u no fit believe what is happening here. I don almost sleep, one eye still dey open. Next thing, the eye saw vawulence germinating.
Fiam!! Almost one page gone. Drop fone make I call Gentlelife50.

The thread is kicking.

Traffic loading I guess... Can someone confirm

koloqua:
Complete Engine is 200k

If I were in ur shoes.....

1) revert back to the 20w50

2) fix the leaks

3) save ur 80k

4) look for 120k + labour to fix another engine. If 1&2 no help.

5) use recommended oil.

6) have rest of mind.

koloqua:
Is there a way I can measure it myself? Because I dropped it at the mechanic place and paid only advance, He said it's half engine he will buy then mix the parts needing changing with one another..
He said total cost will be 95k excluding engine oil, so I paid him 40k and said will balance if work is done..
Will I use the 20w-50 once he's done? Or revert to the recommended 5w-20?.. is Mobil 2000 5w-30 same with 5w-20 as stated on the engine cover? Can I use it in placement of the other ?

how much is complete engine?

Blackbishop:
Na this kinda customer I dey Felicity on....

I will park on 3MB ànd ask her politely to get down and run the remaining distance since am slow. So she can reach her destination on time.

No time for radarada
House I speak well abi?

Well said.... Make e come be when rain dey drizzle sef

Blackbishop:
At this point bro make I whisper into your ear, write her number for under bridge for ikeja talk say she dey do hook up.... And all will be fine bro. God bless

Don't mention what are friends for

Make sense. Tit for tat

If not for anything.... Most Nigerians deserve danfo treatment. Most of them never measure up to use e-hailing services.
@vaselinecrew, take heart. And u for Don give her 5stars.

Piyke:
Spotted today. Seems this quad exhaust is quite popular

See as the stock exhaust pipe stuck out like a snake waiting for its prey

The quietness of this thread is worrisome o. Haba!! It's likely when there is trouble, the thread becomes active.

I don't like it

Una morning ooooo. Vikings007, is it you? Abuja guys no dey smile ooooo. Even our felicity0001, nwa mama, no do cast like this.

please, what could make my gear to stall while in motion. If I slow down, acceleration will be slow and it won't engage unless I switch off the car and restart it. Also, the ignition switch is trying to act funny. At times to put in the key to start becomes hard.

Accord DC i4

@Luvinhubby, please, what could make my gear to stall while in motion. If I slow down, acceleration will be slow and it won't engage unless I switch off the car and restart it. Also, the ignition switch is trying to act funny. At times to put in the key to start becomes hard.

Accord DC i4

Indriver needs to start charging waiting time. We take things for granted in this part of the world.

BAZ001:
Buy mosul (muscle )
Buy muscle no buy Corolla at all.
1. Cost of maintaining muscle is the same with Corolla unless you drive like Felicity001

2. Muscle engine rugged… it can swim in ocean and still start next day .

I bought my low mileage Camry (muscle) in USA, shipped it to Nigeria, cleared it and register it. I used the car for Ehailing at some point, I sold the same car 10yrs after and made a profit of 50k. I had extra 50k.
The total money + shipping +clearing + 10yrs ago = Total money I sold it and extra 50k on it.

Toyota muscle is more prestigious than Corolla, if lastma or tout see you in Corolla they will quickly conclude u are doing Uber,
I was in an estate with two Corollas and 1 Benz jeep all of a sudden d two corrollas zoomed off and I saw some guys with iron and tyres pursuing them. They passed by me and the Benz guy telling us “we told Uber drivers not to pack here again” after they left I jejely jappa too but dey didn’t bother me cos it’s not Corolla.

If you comot with ur bae or wife gateman won’t allow u pack in certain areas you will be hearing
“ Uber no dey pack there ooh, u go begin shout I no be Uber upandan


Just buy you Mosul n have peace of mind

Hilarious but u don Paz ur msg.
U see why we won't let u go?

When I was young, I dey fear to talk about sex in the presence of elders. Not even to mention engaging in it. But today!!!! All Des girls no get shame again o. Na the rubbing of bum-bum on my car seat dey pain me pass.

peacefulhome:
But after this kweku episode I will go for real.



Go where ? We die here ni

Leave BAZ001, make him try am.
We go drive our lakpa lakpa Corolla come USA, come protest.

Conner44:
Bazoo abeg let it be the last time. I remember when Donfortune was scrutinizing the head and I went even deeper to label the crevices ever since I dropped my findings on that head the man went mute and I immediately realized I turned up the vawulence level to the extreme. I immediately felt bad.

It wasn’t my fault but the devilish spirit of vawulence that entered me and I want you all to know that my subsequent deliverance session at MFM was a success and I am finally able to embrace peace

And to everyone else here, If you’re struggling with the spirit of vawulence I suggest you schedule a quick visit to any MFM branch near you. This worrisome spirit literally packed it’s belongings ready to flee even before the pastor got to where I was standing to lay hands on my head

Now I’m a peaceful man you can be like me too if you want. It’s a wonderful feeling I tell you.

cc yeyegbami and mejai

Me I no get vawulence spirit o. Na gentle soul I be. I no even get matches to light anything. If u noticed, Dru came at me, digging my post about me and dog related issues. I just ignored him. I don't know him, he doesn't know me. Why should I engage him? We all should manage each other or ignore some.
But u see yeyegbami......

Felicity001:
Hahahahaha...

This no be another Musa story o believe, this was when cars where still cheap and when the job was still very sweat. The woman sent him 1.5m and he bought the big daddy for 1.3m I guess, then Corolla was sold for 1.5/1.8m... I think this was around 2016 or thereabout.

The poimt I'm trying to make out is how one can also source for fund to buy a car not necessarily from a bank or microfinance.

Take for an instance, if I've a billionaire friend like Tojah, Pearl, bishop, or say izzuo now I can talk to him to borrow our poor friend like BAZ001 1.5m to japa because of the trust my billionaire friend Vikings have for me he won't think twice b4 transferring the money to johnchrix, and because of how loyal much respect is his oga Deedee he will work his ass out day and night making sure he remit the money back to gentlelife50 afterall it's just 500k interest donfortone added to the money.

So hope you get now.

This is epic! This is how cruise suppose be. Not the other way round.
But why referring BAZ001 as that? That guy don suffer for una hand ooo
Side mirror... Olule
Short man/sizing him up.... Olule
Low mileage Camry with palm oil drum in the boot.... Olule
Visa appointment.... Olule
No travel... Olule
Travel kwanu... Olule

Bia BAZ001, u go drink that water, but to keep the cup na wahala.

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Tanx man! Na which laptop spec/requirements at least is needed.