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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:50am On Aug 19, 2022
cheesy

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:49am On Aug 19, 2022
If una dey here eh grin

Car Talk › Re: Pls What's Ur Take On Using 04 Camry For Bolt? by mejai(m): 7:25pm On Aug 18, 2022
Toyota cheating the world with side kits claiming it to be sports from time immemorial grin.

Especially the Corolla ( minus XRS, increased hp). Thieves.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 6:17pm On Aug 18, 2022
ReadaDream:
No level o. I they go Airport side

Modified: Is God not wonderful? grin
I'm at the pick up already.
Sure one! Fire!!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 4:19pm On Aug 18, 2022
ReadaDream:
Reasonable request come slow join.

I've been roaming around Lekki phase one, see as pilots just park for every angle
more of 1k + things. cry
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 4:18pm On Aug 18, 2022
childofgrace2k:
Honorables in the house, please how can I reset this, I don't know why they blocked my account. My driver score is well above 60% ,only for me to open my app this afternoon and I saw this. I still used the app yesterday.
Did u threaten ur rider? Jack knife? Spanner? Pepper spray or what? grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:38am On Aug 18, 2022
Barbiturate:
This job really affects mentally!

Car Talk › Re: I Now See More People Ricing Up Cars In Nigeria by mejai(m): 7:47pm On Aug 17, 2022
Piyke:
grin grin grin
See anoda one for jiji..... Chai grin
V8 AMG BI-TURBO Civic

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 6:38pm On Aug 16, 2022
pope191:
Dino! Sorry, Don! Leave the narcissist & mumu, he is just looking for a soft landing. After saying 7309 is not smart, now writing epistles to counter logics. But somethings can never be undone, a dog should not eat the bone, which is hung on its neck. My nigga finish the bone, clean mouth, still com deh form holy. He didn't stop there, he is still trying to judge someone. Life!
when u think say matter don dey die...... Den boom fire!!
How can u use bone, dog and neck reason pearl matter? Una no dey tire.
Politics › Re: Picture Of Peter Obi, Ikpeazu, Wike, Dankwambo, Duke, Ortom & Others Yesterday. by mejai(m): 6:32am On Aug 16, 2022
I have a dream where PO visits BAT in bourdillon. PO just dey weak them.
Autos › Re: Finally Got My Dream Car Camry 2013 Xle V6 by mejai(m): 3:23am On Aug 15, 2022
yungbillionaire:
Hello Sir...first of all I'll like to say Congratulations are in order....I read that you got the car in Abuja....I don't know if you stay there.... Please if you do, and you know any one that would like to sell a fairly used Honda Accord 06 or 08 that's well maintained. I will be glad if you can help link me. I don't want to deal with a car dealer (there are so many online) because all they want is to sell but if you have any link to the direct owner I would really appreciate....Nevertheless if this is out of line, please kindly ignore sir...once again congratulations.
06/07 dey but na Lagos.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 12:12pm On Aug 14, 2022
Glithronix:
Brotherly, why you go pick order that's 6km far from you? sad
When you're online on Indriver, it will always bring an interrupting notice of order that's closest to you, you quickly glance through the price offere, the destination of the order as fast as you can, and if you're okay with it, accept the order without wasting time.
That's for that.
Now, on choosing orders on Indriver - always pay more attention to new orders. Indriver always has the distance of all order requests attached to them, in Kilometers.
Don't just accept any order you see on Indriver, always check the kilometers first, the destination and pricing.
If an order shows 1.9km/2km/3km, there's possibility that the rider is close to you. What you do next is click on that order and check the "time" you will drive to pick the rider. The distance to pick the person is always "A" while distance to the person's destination is "B".
Note, you have to be fast on Indriver - all this I said should be done under 5 seconds and decide immediately, cos if you are slow, another driver go Don pick am before you click.
On Indriver, don't pick any order that shows 5km or above to pick up point, cos that will definitely be a long distance to pick the person.
Sometimes, you will see an order and it will show 1.9km to pick up, but when you click on it (not accept oooh), you will see like 15mins to pick up, that probably is an effect of traffic, or the route available to pick the person which you will end up driving 9km to pick up.
You need to click on orders first to see the time to pick up (A) and the time to destination (B) before you accept.
As I said, don't consider accepting any order that's showing 5km and above to pick up rider,
The only time you can do that is in the night. cheesy
In the late hours, even 9km pick up can show you 6mins drive to pick the person up with good price, that's cos it's late already and roads are free.
If you want to enjoy Indriver most, na in the night (like 9pm upwards).
But during the day, please don't accept 5km upwards to pick up point.
Bolt has a default minimum 2km pick up point for its drivers, you can increase it to 3km if you wish, but just know that you're going to have a longer distance pick up orders if you increase to 3km.
Now, use that logic to deal with Indriver. Normally, if I see 4km order on Indriver, I only check, I don't accept cos I know it is a long distance pickup point, except it's in the night.
Additionally, always check point "B" on Indriver before you accept any order. Normally, a careful driver won't accept rides going to Apapa, Alasia, Alaba, and other bad locations, so, if you see the point "B" pointing close to those areas, or any area you know have bad roads, my brother, don't accept it.
Don't forget, 5 seconds are enough for you to decide on orders on Indriver. Within 3 secs, I've accepted my own choice, and also have in mind that riders would always choose drivers who are close to them.
Please just take your time and study Indriver, you will not complain again.
Hope this helps.
Much respect, boss.
But e still get drivers wey der fingers fast past that 3 secs(wey still dey fast o). Who dem be?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 12:03pm On Aug 14, 2022
Just imagine..... Time to consider registering sienna or danfo on Indriver app grin

Car Talk › Re: I Now See More People Ricing Up Cars In Nigeria by mejai(m): 4:00am On Aug 14, 2022
The most useless thing ever to be put on a car. I have seen it on RX 350/330. Corolla and Honda Accord na constant. Very stupid plastic. I was once offered to use it, I warned the seller never to show such nonsense again. Spits!!!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:07pm On Aug 13, 2022
But on a serious note, I think there is a cheat in Indriver. How can one see a reasonable request and click on it immediately it comes up, next thing is that it has been taken? How many fingers dem get, the fastest fingers crew?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 6:36pm On Aug 13, 2022
GLE 63s AMG dey hungry me. Who knows if I hustle hard, combine all apps + rida, whether I fit gather the money. Boys just dey oppress boys.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:38am On Aug 11, 2022
lanrexdo:
The truth is! Bolt is fast dying.
The app is always which even on broad street at 6pm!
No be juju be that!
I spent 11am to 10pm only to gross 17k
Fuel 4k
Bolt Charges 4k

9k

Indriver is a mad house!

Been trying but you see. Just click on price next you will see order taken even if you click the said amount.

Some riders will now reduce price if so many people are on the trip and sometime will still pick it after price reduction.

No be juju be that!
They Don dey bastardize Indriver. Wahala everywhere.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:09am On Aug 11, 2022
CheerfulGiver:
Bolt is dead
Bolt staff reading this go faint o
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Cautions FG Against Further Borrowings by mejai(m): 5:28am On Aug 11, 2022
pharmaking:
Don't be in a hurry man.

When Jagaban wins next year, he will be magnanimous in victory as to make you Minister of Labour and Productivity.

Wait for your turn in 2039
Be realistic man, delete this picture. Ur man always looks sick. It's too early to see such. No offense please.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Cautions FG Against Further Borrowings by mejai(m): 5:26am On Aug 11, 2022
Do they (APC) know what to invest in? A very critical question to ask them.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Know The Truth, Peter Obi Replies Tinubu by mejai(m): 10:27pm On Aug 10, 2022
PointZerom:
Your education is questionable.
Comrade, u get strength! It is now obvious that from their emi lokan master to him, their academic qualifications need to be scrutinized.
Imagine, saying he needs to be convinced by PO personally, abi! Na so Buhari and Tilimbu go convince us too.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 12:55pm On Aug 10, 2022
sonshyne:
Omo the kind faster finger wey Dey for indriver. Any fare offer by rider before you even look twice you will just see order taking
E tire o
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 2:51am On Aug 10, 2022
whatisthetruth:
Omo, see drama today oo

My last ride for the night, I picked these two runs girls from The Wheatbaker hotel in Ikoyi to drop of at Lekki phase 1.

When we got to phase 1, they now started saying I should go back towards the gate that they want to buy water, I said no, I don't make stops at night and parked the car.

They now pleaded and I said ok and turned back, then they now started giving me attitude, telling me to wind up, bla bla, that isn't it their money. I said you know what, I'm ending the trip, don't worry about the payment, just leave my car.

That's how these girls said they are not leaving my car ooo, as in, see me see wahala. My carhuhhuh??

Not wanting to escalate the situation by taking matters into my own hands, I told them that I would drive them to a police checkpoint and they were still egging me on, like, "Go call police na"

When the police eventually came, they just start lying and lying and lying.

They were telling the office that they did not tell me to stop anywhere, I almost could not believe it. The genesis of the whole thing and you can just easily lie about it? Unbelievable!

Then they now lied to police that I was reckless and that I drove fast and applied breaks and she hit her head on my seat. I mean can you imagine that shhhh. Me that drove not more than 70km/h on this particular trip.

Okay so if you feel unsafe in my car, then why don't you want to leave na? Even after I tell you not to pay? I mean how stupid is that?

So car is unsafe, but you are telling me you don't want to leave.

Omo I've now almost seen everything in this hustle oooo, my goodness.

I just had to go back home, cause the lies rattled me a bit. I was just thinking, so girls like these can lie about anything? What if they created a more crafty lie that lands me in trouble?

I can't wait to get my dash camera that also records audio, so I can always have video proof of the things that transpired.
so what did the police say?

They are lucky they didn't meet felicity0001 in his time. They would have chosen between police and spanner grin
Politics › Re: IPOB Attacks Hausa Community In Imo, Kills 7 Members by mejai(m): 11:20pm On Aug 06, 2022
BATified2023:
What I know for sure is that the igbos are far worse than d fulanis,the only difference for now is that igbos don’t have power but d fulanis have

Imagine someone without power calling Lagos a no man’s land

Imagine someone without power coming to your region n telling u how to live your life

Imagine someone without power enforcing sit at home where he has small influence

Imagine someone without power killing his people n other tribes in his region

Think about what igbos will do when they have power?
These people are far worse than fulanis,u will b a dunce if u believe igbos love u

They are only doing eye service because they need u for election,have u wonder y they no longer call Nigeria zoo?
Have I wonder y they don’t insult Nigerians again?

Give d igbos power n u will see real replica of unknown gunmen all over Nigeria

Then u will realize fulanis are learners

See tha moniker obidient4life defending ipob,do u think that one love u?

Ipob miscreants that hates u with passion are d same people hiding under obi because he’s ipob plan B

Open your eyes before nnamdi kanu will b released by Peter obi n he will carry out all his evil agenda on u

They ignored nnamdi kanu now cos they think their obi plan B will work,let obi lose n u will see d real hate they have for u
SHA



RAP
Autos › Re: First Body Toyota Camry 1992 V6 Engine..550k...ilorin by mejai(m): 8:37pm On Aug 06, 2022

Autos › Re: Neatly Used 2008 Honda CRV For Sale by mejai(m): 8:36pm On Aug 06, 2022
Bia OP, wait for me make u collect the money

Autos › Re: Sold by mejai(m): 8:32pm On Aug 06, 2022
FiremanX:
I no go talk again but happy sales,,,,I just hope the person dat eventually buys it won't come here to complain,,,,
With Gazzuzz? Nah! Never gonna happen. Na car deity u Dey see.

Still on #3,000,000.00 sha
Sports › Re: Top 5 Painful Defeats In Nigeria Football History - Which was more painful? by mejai(m): 8:14pm On Aug 06, 2022
No one beats Yakutia Aiyegbeni miss joor
Phones › Re: IOS Iphone Anyone? Find A Solution For Ur Iphones Here by mejai(m): 7:12am On Aug 06, 2022
RepairZoneNaira:
Maybw you wait then
But could it be the reason why google map and bolt app are not working correctly?
Thanks for ur assistance
Phones › Re: IOS Iphone Anyone? Find A Solution For Ur Iphones Here by mejai(m): 7:11am On Aug 06, 2022
RepairZoneNaira:
Maybw you wait then
What I experience,


Their reply

Phones › Re: IOS Iphone Anyone? Find A Solution For Ur Iphones Here by mejai(m): 6:59am On Aug 06, 2022
RepairZoneNaira:
If you have means to ypur number and its on 14.4

Then its fixable
Yeah! I guess it is my fone number. I hv it.

Though out of frustration, I had to click on forgot pad and went through the process with Apple. Yesterday, I got a mail to wait till 18th august for the reset. That’s far ooo. I am just using the phone like that.
Autos › Re: Sold by mejai(m): 8:44pm On Aug 05, 2022
chloride6:
Can you take 4m plus buygala for this car? angry grin
hahaha

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