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Politics › Re: Bandits Shoot Pregnant Pharmacist Dead For Being Sluggish by mejai(m): 11:43am On Oct 25, 2021
Ladycewhy:
The only real I can be at this moment is that your mother should have spared us of a despicable sociopath like you.
Hahahahaha. Too late and too bad!
Have a lovely week swty.
Politics › Re: Bandits Shoot Pregnant Pharmacist Dead For Being Sluggish by mejai(m): 11:39am On Oct 25, 2021
Ladycewhy:
cursed be the womb used to carry you and that despicable sociopath you mentioned,your mothers should have saved their wombs for the next reincarnation.
leave matter! We are too religious and sentimental. Just like a preggy woman spitting inside a transparent can/bottle. What stops her from having a dark can?
Una too like wahala and emotional life. Like I said B4, too bad she died. I have feelings too. But be real and stop cursing.
Politics › Re: Bandits Shoot Pregnant Pharmacist Dead For Being Sluggish by mejai(m): 11:35am On Oct 25, 2021
Cookie14:
One day you will be pregnant with a big dream, trying to actualize it, waiting patiently for it to grow/materialize and then.... wala ! Someone comes from nowhere will come and kill the dream/ idea. This is not been emotional,it is been human
No be today e don dey happen to all of us. No be every dream or idea dey scale through nah.
I don't mean harm in my statement, though there are exceptions and some with health complications.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:02am On Oct 25, 2021
Lush100:
U too like trouble, u and baz001.
Mejaj it seem them don baptize u....U don join them..make allied forces no come for u, make u dey fine where to run grin
No! I no want trouble o. Just the busier the thread, the more 'gingered' we be.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:19am On Oct 25, 2021
Ah-ah..... Where everyone dey? This place quiet o. Very unusual!!!
Una dey online after una go talk say nothing dey happen. Ok oooo.
Politics › Re: Bandits Shoot Pregnant Pharmacist Dead For Being Sluggish by mejai(m): 8:53am On Oct 25, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




I pray all those pregnant women who act like the weight of the world is on them because of a load they happily accepted read this and learn.

Pregnancy is not a disability.
We were not there when you were fvcked.
We are damn sure you enjoyed most of the shagging.
How can you spread your legs wide for a preek, gulp it up in your mouth and when the aftermath of your enjoyment is here, you'd expect me to give up my space on a queue for you or treat you preferentially.

No way.

I tell them and I'd say it again, it doesn't make me a gentleman so don't expect pity from me just because you are carrying a bulge that you got through pleasure.

If I find you attractive, I'd woo you despite your bump, if you fall for me, I'd shag you even harder despite your bump.

To all the pregnant women out there,
Carry your pregnancy with all sense of responsibility and expect no empathy from anyone. In due time, our good Lord will make you birth safely.

Till then, a minute of silence to the dead pharmacist who died because of being sluggish. No, she died because she expected people to pity her because she was pregnant.

But that's not a good enough reason for anyone to die but we all know that bandits are monsters.
Nigerians no dey like truth. Always emotional. Minus death, every other thing in this write is pure truth.
Most women dey extra sluggish when preggy
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye, Senator Ifeanyi Uba And Osita Chidoka Together In Class (Pictures)) by mejai(m): 7:34am On Oct 25, 2021
3 clowns
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Reacts To Manchester United's 5 - 0 Loss To Liverpool by mejai(m): 7:30am On Oct 25, 2021
See cameltoe cheesy
Sports › Re: Rio Ferdinand: This 60 Mins Have Sent Me To The Emmergency Ward by mejai(m): 7:28am On Oct 25, 2021
Elove1:
Joke apart which kind dog be dis. The dog face be like retire tinubu
Haaaa! Why are you like this this morning? grin
Sports › Re: Rio Ferdinand: This 60 Mins Have Sent Me To The Emmergency Ward by mejai(m): 7:25am On Oct 25, 2021
Story
Na CR7 I dey pity. All eyes will be on him.
Person wey suppose go Qatar or USA go make more money, he went to add more pressure on himself.

Anyways, make I find Timaya's song... I can't kill myself, send am to him.
Celebrities › Re: Cubana Chief Priest Accuses BBNaija's Maria Of "Snatching His Sister’s Husband" by mejai(m): 7:22am On Oct 25, 2021
My be say, why saying all men cheat angry

Mad man!! huh
Car Talk › Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by mejai(m): 9:02pm On Oct 24, 2021
Aaaaarghmed:
Pls why is camry muscle handling so whack and poor compared to a honda Eod.
grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:13pm On Oct 24, 2021
Odukes:
Pls, bolt experience bolt drivers, am a new driver and had verbal exchange with a persenger, next thing after I drop them off, my app language setting changed from English. I have not been able to use it since yesterday. Please any idea in the house?
This is strange. Stranger than the skelewu dancing flying aeroplane.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 5:53pm On Oct 24, 2021
ankaravillageng:
Why are you shaking naaa.
No be say the price dey too much o. But here, na start-up we be nah. We dey find 1. Something, no be say money sef dey.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 5:51pm On Oct 24, 2021
davit:
Everywhere just red for nothing. cheesy angry
If I wake up around 2am see this red I go faint. The red dey scary abeg. Na Dracula things?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 11:37am On Oct 24, 2021
ankaravillageng:
Uber people
Good morning ooo
I have Honda Civic 2008 tokunbo ������ for sale 2.650. Very clean engine in perfect condition. Available for inspection immediately at abule-ado bus stop Lagos.

I also have Toyota Sienna 2008 ����3m

Abeg you people should share this information, my customer might be on your contact.

I can send picture via WhatsApp if needed.

Thank you.
Refer a customer and earn.

Politics › Re: We Are Not Useless – Nigerian Army Replies The Economist by mejai(m): 10:04am On Oct 24, 2021
No strength to read this epistle...

I just want to manage and type..... Nigerian Army, u r just useless under APC
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:57pm On Oct 23, 2021
izzou:
[color=royalblue]I no dey follow danfo or Korope drag road because of that their open doors

That door na [b]Side mirror destroyer[/b].

Just leave dem make dem pass oh grin[/color]
Izzou, See demand and supply biz oooooo

U be better marketing manager.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:42pm On Oct 23, 2021
These korope buses along lekki-epe way eh, at times I feel like using my hands and fold them like wrapper, then throw them inside those gutters along the road. They can squeeze anyhow. Try block them, them go still meander grin

Painful part na the door they leave open. I no dey bother struggle with them.
Autos › Re: HONDA & ACURA Replacement Part's, We Got You Covered!. by mejai(m): 9:35pm On Oct 23, 2021
Hondajosh:
25k
Thanks. Will contact u ASAP
Autos › Re: Affordable Original Honda Car Parts. by mejai(m): 7:37pm On Oct 23, 2021
Oga ooo, I have been in ur other thread still asking for a front bumper with fog lights of 07 Accord (DC). Bikonu, answer me.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:21pm On Oct 23, 2021
edetsimon:
My people no matter the business you want to invest on, please avoid this man in this drivers license, he is a thief, they have gang that they are operating with, they will come to collect your vehicle and the 2 partner will appear as his guarantors but my brother for your own safety avoid them, they thief, they will collect your car and vandalize it within few days. Bewarn‼️
Ha! Another one..
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:18pm On Oct 23, 2021
Gentlelife50:
Okay congratulations, did you use overdrive?
U na cruise master o.
Cc:BAZ001
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 5:21pm On Oct 23, 2021
confusedworld17:
Na Psalm wetin make I read in this my current situation ?
Sweet offline trip of 18k, base on surge, to badore from abesan, to wait for 1 hour and bring the two love birds back.
The girl say she no go again. Don't know what happened between them, I just heard her started shouting... Drop me here! drop me here!
The guy too say make I stop, that if she wan go down make she gerrat.
I don't have any option than to look for a space to park. Guy say make we go turn and drop him back say he too no go again.
Money wey I don plan wetin I go use am do na him this girl abi na the guy self wan spoil for me. I sha don scope the guy say make he go talk to his girlfriend so that we can continue the waka.
Currently at cement now for over 20 minutes waiting for them to settle their matter.
Hahahahahahaha. If I upload my audio laugh here u go follow me laugh too
Omo.... Girls na winch all the time grin
Autos › Re: HONDA & ACURA Replacement Part's, We Got You Covered!. by mejai(m): 4:56pm On Oct 23, 2021
Maksol:
Pls i need the front bumper of a 2007 Honda accord. How much is it. I need the one with a fog light pls
Cc: Hondajosh, pls do u still have this and how much?
Education › Re: Trending In Futo: Over 170 Computer Science Students (300l) Bag "F" In Phy 201 by mejai(m): 11:00am On Oct 23, 2021
Is that not Prof Amanduka's course? Na wa o
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:30am On Oct 23, 2021
Nexttpage:
Fuel wan kee me
U just can't help it, bro.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:54pm On Oct 22, 2021
neptlyfeda:
Good evening everyone.My name is Bright..I’m in need of a partner who has a clean and sound car that can be use for bolt/uber . Our agreement can be weekly payment or monthly or Hire purchase...I am married and with family.. I will take proper care of the care to the best of my ability.

I reside around Ikorodu in Lagos.. I don’t mind an offer from other areas as long as it’s reasonable and good offer.

If you are willing to partner with me

Call/WhatsApp me on 07067659256

Thanks
Omo!! I like ur moral ooo. But ur face eh..... U fit beat owner join.

Na cruise we dey catch ooo
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2021
BAZ001:
You and ifebarbie don learn bad thing
Na here I go dey when dem go open una chapter.

My low mileage Camry refused to start inside rider estate... I check battery check everything intact it brings light but won’t cranck
Na so I go knack d kick with stick
Gbam car start
I dropped rider and dashed to my Mecho
I don buy new kick now as we speak

I look my dashboard - look my account
Look my kazeem

Reality check.

Abeg I dey find driver we go share my account and car like dis
U are now learning fast grin
U didn't wait for it to fail entirely.
We for cheerfully tongue lash u here.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 11:02am On Oct 22, 2021
Barbiturate:
I will continue to carry load grin grin

Who wan die make e die grin
Until u begin tie rope...

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:58pm On Oct 21, 2021
Gentlelife50:
Na normal thing nau, most of these our ladies are just dumb.
Giving 1star when she meant to rate the person high and bolt won't bother to give them orientation.
Slaying on empty heads, but always claiming champion.
They will order ride and be asking your name or where are you, when everything is on the app.
Some will input wrong address as pick up points and be shouting follow the map, like some don't even know that the GPS will automatically pick thier location they will put Chevy view estate for instance and expect you to get to where they are.
Make I stop here for now
U just explained those empty heads. Nothing more to be added.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 4:09pm On Oct 21, 2021
Is bolt in promo season? 90% of trips have been on discount huh

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