₦airaland Forum

Nastydroid:
Bolt drivers too like scam,naso the one wey I book on Sunday clicked arrived when he never even appear close to my gate.

What is clicked on is 'arriving now' not arrived.
Meaning he is close to ur house and u should hurry up and come outside, enter the car. No waste time.

FarahAideed:
She has found love in the office

Period

Pant tearing= na rape ooooo. On top slaps kwa... OP, see u see jail

deedee44:
My mtn has not been browsing since yesterday or 2 days ago. Anyone else experiencing network issues on mtn?

No... Mine dey work

With this hot sun now, na inside freezer e go dey slp nah

ProphetJeroboam:
I need information guys. I’m so pissed and annoyed and I haven’t been myself since yesterday.

I bought a German shepherd puppy less than a year ago and I spent money on her a lot, i mean a lot. Routine vet visits, expensive canned food, noodles and dry food, up to date on all vaccinations, I even hired a personal dog groomer to make her look really beautiful and attractive all the time.

If I calculate the amount I’ve spent on this dog, you’ll think I spent it on a girl I’m planning on marrying. Her parents are good looking German shepherds, in fact the dad is actually an imported GSD from the UK. The dad is agile, ferocious and will rip any stranger apart but my pup has always been too docile and can only bark when she’s inside a cage. That’s discussion for another day.

I never bought her with the intention of breeding her for puppies to sell, I bought her because I needed a pet and I swore never to mate her with any dog. Sadly I traveled out for schooling and I left her with a friend who I regularly send money to for her upkeep.

I noticed that my friend had the intentions of mating her for puppies because he really needed money and since I won’t be in Nigeria anytime soon, I reluctantly agreed on the conditions that he select a pedigree GSD stud for her. She came on heat 2 days ago and I discussed with my friend and gave him contacts of a guy with a good GSD stud. Yesterday night I was studying when he sent me pictures of her being mated by a Bingo!!!! A fvcking ekuke! A stupid 404 whose destiny and life purpose is to end up in the pot of a calabar man with pot belly. She had even achieved the lock position with the stupid ekuke. I was angry and I knew that if I was there, God knows I would have murdered that ekuke with my bare hands. How that ekuke entered the high fenced compound is a mystery to me.

How my friend could be so negligent to allow this to happen. The thing with male ekuke is that they don’t mate once and he was with her all night. Now I am thinking of telling my friend to take her for an abortion if she gets pregnant. No dog of mine is giving birth to pups fathered by an ekuke.

I can relate such feelings. Chai....

One of the most ferocious dog I have ever been with, my late major, was so massive by the time he died

@ peeps4u, Na their trademark.... Uber naija used, what do u expect

Olayetan:
I wan sell my car 1.3m

Toyota corolla 2006


I got an offer of tokunbo car and want to sell mine and add money to buy it before it's being sold out.

Condition of the car:

Bumper both front and back needs repaint
And exhaust pipe is leaking.


Ac is chilling well
Engine in good condition
Gear in good condition.

Pictures.... Hope the boot no be by rope

@deedee44, remove repeat button joor

Kobojunkie:
Let it go!

End of discussion.
Don't go and start falling in love o. Next thing, one for the road and boom, una don start.

rev2214, pls can u help me with prices of used car wash machine? Fuel operated ones. Thanks!!

Women sef

Tomorrow they, they know themselves, will tell us vaginaaa is cleaner than mouth, that's why u should suck us and they know they carry nuclear bomb there . Ndi ala!!! Imaging say u suck am....


This should be on front page joor... To serve as a warning.

Lalasticlala and mynd44

Valyoung:
Her kontus go sweet anyways

Soft and juicy bah? Thief

Hathor5:
If you want to create traffic, show skin and pose sexy or release a sex tape. The more sexiness, the more traffic, the more money.

Confirm!!

Hathor5:
Sex sells.

Explain joor

My crush then and now.

Pearl1910:
Lols...just Google it.
Ugly car .

The instrument cluster location eh... E no follow

Pearl1910:
70k is Very okay and correct.
Because u will have to renew d old licence before changing ownership.

Can someone retain existing docs and be renewing them? Together with letter of agreement/change of ownership.

Such story was even in the Bible...

I dey come make I go find the verse in proverbs


Ehen... Proverbs 30:19 and 23.

Wonderful!!!








Step mother in-law.... Chai

Pearl1910:
If the above is true, then u don't need to travel to go check the car. Avoid it. South Africa version of the 08/09 Corolla has electrical and quality issues.

100% truth. But for electrical, I never experienced that in my years of driving/owning it.
Maintenance too is vital.

BAZ001:

I once took a defensive driving course online. It helps me not scratch my car either from a fault of mine, or the next driver.
Everybody Uber driver should learn defensive oooh.
Fear Coro boys especially on 1.9 surge areas.

Abeg, Barbiturate when should I rob aboliki or na aboniki on my car is it immediately after scratch or I can do it later cos Na to buy aboniki keep for inside car now.
Yellow bus gave me a neat straight line yesterday make I go rub am if it go comot cos of bolt inspection next month

Nna men, all the Corollas involved no go work dis week or so. Bonnet and front bumper, boot and back bumper, fenders, doors were all affected in them.

Those on rental.... Na the owner go repair am?

FuckEveryday:
Definitely Nigeria has the worse sky in the world

See how Clean the sky is.. Any body wey tell me the sky is your limit for this country again na God go punish m

I support this post with one goat head

dru23:
Oyel full ground my oga ... Enough to go round and more was loaded recently..... Na to start my own refinery remain all these import and export oyel dey break my back .. To dey carry load no easy for body.......

Dash BAZ001 oil nah.... U wan make his V4 Camry kaput?
We are comrades o

Today na Corolla guys dey.... I commot cap for una. Almost 4/5 Corolla were involved in accidents at different times along lekki-epe way. Either they hit or they are being hit

I took down the post. Man has apologized as he just called back.

davit:
If all drivers take their time to read this, I'm sure they would not be going to every where bolt sends them in the name of looking for 1m or what have you. To before warned...

Even when u decline or not accept a trip... Bolt will still commot % from u. That's bad!! They need to stop that. They are not drivers nor do they know their mind. Their own is to accept, drive, then they collect commission.

Felicity0001:
The day i paid 150k to bay my partner car na that day I know say government na god of the earth.

Its took me 4days with abeg self.

Me and one way now be like lagos and village

A thin line.... Abi?

komodapson:
No be me o baba....I dey see them crisscrossing around and it is unpleasant to my eyes...how you dey feel, when you see that red okada rope?

E no follow at all.

komodapson:
I dey pity dem baba, honestly...I dey feel their pains walai...jokes apart. Seeing dem running helter skelter makes me to be grateful to God, òloun. Àje gbó baba... Life is just about privileges, to be honest with you...


@Oga Felicity... Please, how much is it to Fix faulty trunk of a Corolla and to get it solved once-and-for-all? Abeg......

This is embarrassing...àje

U don join to tie rope?

Lastma waiting for defaulters this Xmas season