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Felicity0001:
I swear u did d right tin bro... na my rider on that day koba me she was complaining my AC was too cold inside hot afternoon o na so I windown minutes later na him d incident happen... Aunty start to brag say she get venza she dey live for chevron abi na lekki... How that one take concern me...?



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I drag am with them early this morning at that traffic light junction into akilo from ijaiye road... The green light was still active when I entered the turn but one idiotic korope (you jnow how those fools are na they don't obey traffic laws) that was how he stopped at the middle of the junction oh obstructing traffic flow, that was how this stupid traffic lasma just jumped out from his hiding saying I beat the light... Stood in front of my car that I should come down b4 u know it another korope pulled over in my front I was just calm looking at them I told my rider not to wind down already one was standing by his side asking him to windown.

The main guy came to my side asking me to come down, I windown and told him oga I'm not coming down... The light was still green not even yellow when I entered if you have proof I beat the light show it to me on your phone... All of them don dey snap picture take video do all sort I didn't even mind them.

After we speak all the oyinbo language we sabi finish we enter vernacular... He saw I wasnt giving in he then told his colleague in yoruba language... Let's leave him... Then faced me and said, "I will let you go but next time bla bla bla... Speaking parables" cant remember the parable... I told him oga go and tell that parable to your family at home... He insulted me I insulted him back... Give am 5 hand star join .

Na so I zoom off... My offline client self na kolo... But all through he didn't say anything... He just said, very good I like the way you treated them.

BAZ001:
Nothing wey dashboard posting no fit do
Imagine all manner of advert in ordinary drivers thread.
The narratives have truly changed
Now drivers are
Marriage counselors
Investment experts
Car dealers
Land lords / real estate gurus
Credit / loan agents ( though bank app can hang if you want loan) U 4GOT D PORN BOY that advertised few days ago

Millionaire drivers thread

roach:
Top of the day to everyone, I'm not sure if i should drop this here but i just need advice from everyone..

I decided to go with my wife to her working place today for the very first time, can you imagine everyone (everyone she greets) was asking if I'm her junior brother cus they say we look alike, and she keeps saying yes and smiling. Is this normal at all. I'm really having a mixed feelings, she does know that i feel bad about it, or is it normal.

Thanks everyone

melviniyke2002:
true n [b]enjoy 3 months warranty[/b]self.....

Tobedated:
jesus is lord look at this one better go back to the 1890's you're much a better fit there illiteracy in display

Eze2000:
Your hubby is gay but hiding well

henryutd:
Deliverance first.

Iyaebe:
Premarital sex is not good but I'll device a means to know my partner's sexual ability, I can't keep myself this long while my partner starts behaving like ops partner in marriage.I want a partner that'll be active 24hrs and will overdose me,I don't want to ever have any yeye cravings inside marriage.My story will be what can I give my partner to reduce the too much urge for sex all the time.lol

henryutd:
Can you go to God in prayer?

Drella:
You must be living in the 80s.

The couples marrying these days,one would think they were ex-porn stars.
You will be hearing "scissors style","Bodyguard style"
The one wey off me pass na when I overhear mama chinedu dey tell her husband say "You sabi say na Amazon style I like pass".
When I went to check xvideos for Amazon style,I fainted 77 times...

pocohantas:
Lmao! You are a handful.

What da hell is Pocochantis? My username done suffer for this Nairaland. Be like I go leave this one for una. Next I will open is Moolan.

Generally, people tend to leave more bad reviews than good one.

Felicity0001:
I carried 9ne pocoantis and her mama with kids 4days ago on a 1.4x from Ogba going to Yaba... Na so this poco sister carry face like shit sitdon for front while her beautiful mama wey fine pass her say at the back with the kids she said the mum and kids will stop at Allen... I already knew there was traffic along agidingbi rd so I wanted to go through college come out at ogba bus stop then link to acme rd and then to Adeniyi Jones come see where these two women started directing me o take here, turn left, go right... We got to wemco junction the traffic was mad so I decided to divert into wemco rd to link metalbox then go from there na do the ugly daughter wey no fine reach her mama started talking... Oga u r stressing me this is where we have been going over 10yrs... Follow straight to Awolowo then to Allen junction... The mum said let him end the trip let's book another ride.

Me: better... I quickly pulled over... The ugly girl with her stone shit face said they can't come down unless another ride comes I said no problem. Ended their trip it was 1500... Mama pay me I collect my money with pride... An Honda accord pulled over na do them carry their wahala come down. Me I zoom off.

I know say na 1 star... Uber activated my car yesterday... Bolt blocked me last night after I paid them over 35k commission for last week i just look them laff.

Yeye app.

VaselineCrew:
As in, well it was 3:30 hours out of 4 hours sha, so 30 minutes for any mishaps which was cutting it close.

But the funny thing is I made sure I was online the whole time, but it seems Bolt only counts online when you are on a trip

BAZ001:
Wonders shall never end
Our shikini palm oyel don dey get swags
Well dts to show that Exxon Mobil get some of us for mind

Mobil xhp now in 5ltrs -10k

Jidegravica:
You probably won’t find an UBER corolla with such issue.

bjtinz:
Lol @diportivo. We get ur point. I've seen Mercedes Benz, Peugeot, Toyota SUVs (club lexus, 4runner, etc) having such issue. So it can happen to any car. . .

Or can it?

Let's face it there are some cars you almost never see such, eg corrolla despite how popular it is. Infact I'll give a prize to anyone that post a picture of Corolla [b]2003-2010 [/b]with tyre pullout.

childofgrace2k:
You will see some discount being given to customers and u would wish Bolt can offer such to Drivers sometimes, like one trip, drivers should just be given 2k apart from the normal charge.

But they will rather give you the 2k commission by working for a whole day.

Kudos to the hardworking guys making enough money from this hustle with the few dashboard earnings being posted here atimes, but the question how do you guys do it, I mean the work is not as we used to hear those days like 2 to 3 years ago.

BAZ001:
Yes nau, I try to be selfish with time
While you lots are still sleeping I’ve made 8k in 3hrs. so I can be replying every message on nairaland and still meet target. Ignoramus.

You see,
Time management is your problem. We train our bodies to do certain things at a particular moment.
Recommended sleeping hours is 7 hrs minimum. But there is no recommended sleeping time. You can sleep at anytime, but you always owe your body 7hrs a day.

Now, I'm not a robot. I basically use information well. I have a daily target of 30 - 35k daily. How do I meet my target and still sleep well? We all have the same 24hrs. My management of that 24hrs will make me 1m. You also have yours. How do you manage yours? None of my business.
One Way I manage my time is by being selfish with it.
You think I won't meet target of 140k in 3 days? Find out, Fuvcktard




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BAZ001:
A truck has broken down in front of Abati barracks
Traffic is already building

GeneralZodd:
Don't mind him, I had a good plan for this young man, he messed up big time. Someone I was planning to dash 100k for free. Not loan, no collateral, no interest, absolutely free.
Zenith Bank was having issues for the past 3 days I couldn't transfer to him, I told him to excercise patience, he came here and started ranting that am a 419. On top of my hard earned money, he still has the gut to say nonsense. I no blame him, Nigerians with their self entitlement.