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Paradigmshift, you still dey here so?

Ofemmanu1:
Back in 2011, during NYSC, I lost 300k to Cashflow abi network.

Thot I would die but na lie.

Bros did you later die Just curious.

Righteousness89:
But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased.

Various Events,Technological Innovations , and Inventions being put up around the World are in Earnest Preparation for what is Coming on the Earth..

A Day is Coming! Where Men and Women whose Names are in the Book of Life will Disappear in a Twinkling of an Eye.

There will be So Much Confusion Every Corner of the Earth!
Mothers will be Searching for Sons and Daughters!
Missing Kids Everywhere!
Governments will be So Confused!
Multitudes by Millions Have Disappeared without Notice!
Terrible Fear and Great Despair Gripped the Hearts of Men!
Tears, Chaos and Regrets will be on Earth.
For the LORD Almighty has Appeared and the Saints have been Taken away..

Woe be to all those on Earth for you Refused God's Gift of Salvation..

Now is the Time to Avoid that Embrassment..

Just look at this dumb asshole.

Kazeem47:
If her face is that hairy,how about deep down there?

In other words, if Aba dey like this, how Umuahia go be?

Righteousness89:
If you are in Lagos, Purchase one of these phone books in sold in Ikeja.

There is a code that could be used to know if your line has been Bugged.

There is also a Code that could be used to Cancel it.

If that is not your Case, then it Could be Spirtual. I know it sounds Funny but it is True.

I Have Heard so many things that in these days that Sound unbelievable and Funny , but they are Real.

If that is the Case you Have to Deal with it in Prayers..

You really need to grow up and update yourself motherfucker. This is 21st century for fvcks sake. Stop living in the past.

Vyzz:
Think this...




Have u considered if this David that picks the call its u but from an alternate universe....

Who unlike u... Introduces himself as David...


And this is caused due to some malfunctioning in science,nature or u underrated your phone...

Chai this one don watch Fringe tire. Make Walter Bishop no jus catch you.

Righteousness89 your own beating is coming, just continue being a nuisance here.

Op you wan murder person with laughter. Good job.

Fejos:
Okay.. others can drop their numbers as well

07038719814.

Maximatic:
Ikeja computer village

What is your shop address in computer village?

Maximatic:

Your location?

Nobody has time for drama again na. There are more important things to chase now.

Richardlove:
That Arlene he. Did you know she blocked my account left with 19, 5s to enter gold badge? Just because I asked for CR. Well, I was smart to be having two account then and now I'm close to 3000, 5s. The wicked will not go unpunished, is all I know.

That woman is just lucky that we work in a virtual environment, she can't try that her rubbish in a physical work setting.

nwafresh:
Lol... The newbies should do the transcripts today. By tomorrow I should be picking redo

I tells you I can't waste my precious hours to transcribe calls from scratch and be paid at the rate of $0.07. One stupid rater can even render your hours of work worthless.

berbs:
They want to know how skillful you guys are. Devil punish them, not God this time.

The thunder that will fire that Arlen is working out.

Deborah98:
that you should leave me alone,go to bed please, good night.

I wasn't even holding you in the first place, you ain't money na

Deborah98:
lolzzzzz uncle am busy ooo,am not looking at any relationship as job opportunity please ooo

Tell me another lie.

Deborah98:
Everytime one issue about naija gals or the other,haba get yourself busy with something and other things will fall in place biko

If only you girls can get busy too and stop seeing relationship as job opportunity.

VerifiedStalin:
https://www.easeus.com/data-recovery/fix-whea-uncorrectable-error-windows-10.html

Thanks let me go through it.

computerboy:
if it normally happens during boot or immediately after boot, you might have a failing RAM. Try reseating the RAM sticks first. If there are 2 RAM sticks, use 1 at a time to boot so as to know the failing one.

It doesn't happen during or immediately after boot, it actually happens after the system has run for some minutes. It usually hangs for some minutes before bringing that blue screen. Sometimes when it happens it just keeps rebooting on it's own.

Computerboy and other gurus here, what could be the possible cause of stop code: WHEA UNCORRECTABLE ERROR? This is the error my cousin's laptop is showing and he just got this laptop brand new. It's a HP Pavilion 15-cs1065cl.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Imagine

Isoright.

It's hard to find female atheists in naija ooo. Best bet is just to find a Christian or Muslim girl that's not a religious fanatic.

Where the Damn attachment??

bestboo001:
small small I don dey believe say this life no balance at all oo

You been no know say life no balance before??

MajorOvakporaye:
I cannot spend more than 30k on any phone.

other useful things dey to invest money on.

Phone nor be investment

To some people, good phone is a huge investment because their phone is their office and shop. And besides, 30k phone now is somehow worthless, I can't use a phone of 1 or 2GB RAM.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

What the fvck Isoright with this now, Damnnnn niggarrr?

JaySterling:
Chai UBA is a scam bank.

When I was linking my naira Africard to PayPal

I was debited $1 to test if funds are on the card and then another $1.95 by PayPal

I was debited these two amounts at the rate of 442/$1

PayPal has returned the $1.95 to my Africard account and UBA credited it at bank rate of 378/$1

Meanwhile, they debited me at black market rate of 442/$1

Is this not scam

Also, the other $1 has not been returned for weeks now.

Just imagine. All these yahoo yahoo naija banks don tire person.

Meedon:
...
This life don't worth it.



But one thing I desire is that when I finally commit that Suicide I want the news to be on Nairaland Frontpage.


My life is so bleeped up.



...

Bro chillax for the darkest hour of the night is almost morning. Suicide is never the solution to any problem.

Melodriod:
After reading comments , the larger percentage of comments adviced that i shouldn't get her a phone.. fairly large amount of comments also encouraged getting her a phone after asking her out first and taking things slowly...

So I'm going to go with asking her out First and letting things play out naturally without rushing.. The comments has been really eye opening from many angles and experience . Really appreciate everyone one of you for your comments.


I didn't even expect this would make front page

Good decision bro. Boss Harddon once said and I quote, "Only fools live to experience all the crudeness of life in different forms before they learn. Smart people read/learn from the life and mistakes of others and minimise life heart aches." We don't need to experience life's crudeness before we learn, other people's experiences should serve as a good teacher too.

Shanklee:
And Australia is what egbon. I hope you don't read news on Nairaland only sir.

No mind the nigga. His life starts and ends on Nairaland, with all those gibberish he's fund of writing.