Food › Re: See The Items I Bought For ₦5,650 (Picture) by Mekanus(m): 11:05am On Dec 09, 2023 |
You just wasted 5k+ to buy a whole lot of junk. |
Romance › Re: Impregnating Your Spouse Before Marriage Is Not A Guarantee by Mekanus(m): 8:10pm On Dec 08, 2023 |
You people always try to use your fictional God to justify everything. If you like don't test your woman's fertility before marriage and keep shouting God knows best. |
Food › Re: See The Quantity Of Granulated Sugar I Bought #50. by Mekanus(m): 6:46pm On Dec 06, 2023 |
Beremx: Dangote sugar is very expensive. I wonder how much St. Louis sugar is sold now. The last time I bought it was in early 2000s. I have switched to Dangote sugar tey tey. We can't do without sugar that's the problem. It is well Who told you you can't do without sugar? |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Changed After I Started Paying My Tithe by Mekanus(m): 9:57am On Nov 05, 2023 |
jaephoenix: Jealousy? Really? Jealous of who? The guy wasting his money via tithes? I’m in my mid forties and haven't tithed a dime but I'm way better than my tithing colleagues and siblings. Matter of fact I loaned my tithing bro money last week. Who does Elon Musk pay tithes to? Or Gates? Or Buffett? In fact, in the top 10 richest Nigerians, how many of them are Christians, never mind tithe payers. These guys are just too dumb for me don't mind these brainwashed religious dumb heads. |
Romance › Re: You Will Not Know The Value Of A Woman Until Your New Soup Or Stew Get Burnt by Mekanus(m): 8:46am On Nov 04, 2023 |
This is the most senseless post on nairaland |
Family › Re: How Can 5k Be Managed In A Week by Mekanus(m): 8:40pm On Oct 23, 2023 |
Incorporate intermittent fasting into your life style, it will save you money and at the same time improve your health. You can start with 011 and graduate to 001 or 010 (one meal a day, OMAD) |
Christianity Etc › Re: "RCCG Stands By You" - Pastor Adeboye Backs Israel by Mekanus(m): 11:58am On Oct 12, 2023 |
This pulpit bandit is not ashamed of himself. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Magnitude 6.3 Earthquake Hits Afghanistan. 2000 Killed, Many Injured by Mekanus(m): 2:57pm On Oct 08, 2023 |
Righteousness2: Not just Afghanistan. 3 major Earthquakes hit the World yesterday.
Magnitude 6.0 hit Mexico Magnitude 6.3 rattled Afghanistan Magnitude 6.7 earthquake struck Papua New Guinea.
With what is Happening all over the places and right before our eyes, you don't need to be told that We are living right inside Bible Prophecies.
Brace yourselves Folks! Birth pains are Pedal to Metal. Get your ways right with JESUS CHRIST. JESUS CHRIST incoming Quickly
So you still never get sense? |
Christianity Etc › Re: I Lose Interest In Going To Church And I Don't Know Why. by Mekanus(m): 11:50am On Oct 08, 2023 |
Realman50: I was the type of guy that love going to church both programs, mid-week service and Sunday service but i automatically stop going. Some times i found no reason and sometimes i found reasons...what is really happening to me please someone help me. Nothing is wrong with you, you're just coming back to reality and your senses. |
Romance › Re: How To Deal With A Neighbor's Very Active Sexual Life by Mekanus(m): 7:34pm On Sep 28, 2023 |
Your moaning neighbour no be my problem, my problem with you is that you have a girlfriend and you're practising celibacy. Is your girlfriend a virgin? If she's not a virgin, bros just dey play, you hear. |
Romance › Re: Four Weird Things I Find Very Attractive On A Lady. The Fourth One Is Strange. by Mekanus(m): 1:43pm On Sep 28, 2023 |
Just another way of saying you're only attracted to oloshos. |
Travel › Re: Hajj 2024: Nigeria Gets 95,000 Quota - NAHCON by Mekanus(m): 9:59am On Sep 20, 2023 |
Ibrahimlagosian: Lol,may Allah guide you I don't need guidance from your useless Allah. |
Travel › Re: Hajj 2024: Nigeria Gets 95,000 Quota - NAHCON by Mekanus(m): 8:26am On Sep 20, 2023 |
Useless country. Wasting money on useless religious trips and promoting the tourism industry of Saudi Arabia and Israel. Fvck Jesus and Mohammed. |
Business › Re: Flutterwave Launches Swap To Solve Nigeria’s FX Problems, Backed By The CBN by Mekanus(m): 3:50pm On Sep 11, 2023 |
This is just like someone having malaria but only treating headache which is the symptom. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by Mekanus(m): 10:26am On Sep 10, 2023 |
When you keep listening to the same boring bvllshit over and over again, why won't you sleep. |
Events › Re: My Friends Wedding Is About To Be Cancelled by Mekanus(m): 8:39pm On Sep 04, 2023 |
yeldey: I am not trying to sound tribalistic here, it's mostly done by guys from the South East and South South especially Portharcourt guys.
I once worked there, so I know them very well. While I was working in the Brewery, it was same them that will go about begging almost all the staff in the Organization to dash them their monthly drinks so they can have enough for their wedding or naming ceremonies.
They have difficulty funding a successful wedding ceremony like what is obtainable in the SouthWest. I attended 2 of their weddings before I stopped honouring other wedding invitations while I was residing there.
Their motive is always to recoup what they intend to spend for their ceremonies from family & friends.
Yeye people lol. You did not lie. This is exactly what is in vogue in South East here. Nobody wants to spend money to host a ceremony but they will want to make millions from the ceremony. Ndi ara. |
Nairaland General › Re: When Last Did You 'chop Life' by Mekanus(m): 4:11pm On Aug 19, 2023 |
Calabar1stSon: This is me chopping life. kai, this garri too dirty ooo. |
Phones › Re: Elon Musk To Fight Mark Zuckerberg In ‘Ancient Roman Setting’ by Mekanus(m): 6:22pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
Even though Zuck is a pussified nigga, with his MMA he should be able to beat Musk blue and black. |
Romance › Re: Tell Me Just One Reason Why It Is Good To Bring A Child Into This World by Mekanus(m): 11:35am On Aug 06, 2023*. Modified: 5:43am On Aug 07, 2023 |
Op your reasoning is top notch, quite intelligent. There's no purpose to this life. How does it make sense that we're manufactured in heaven and sent to earth to come and struggle and suffer to go back to that same heaven. It doesn't make any sense. |
Politics › Re: Army Denies Detaining Musa Adamu Over Religious Affiliation by Mekanus(m): 10:42am On Jul 26, 2023 |
Xscape1993: It is very true. The Army and lies are inseparable. Once you convert from their dead god to the living God, you automatically become their worst nightmare. Evil religion.... And which one is the living God? All Gods are fiction and dead. |
Health › Re: These Soft Drinks Contain Aspartame — WHO Declared ‘Possibly Carcinogenic’ by Mekanus(m): 8:45pm On Jul 15, 2023 |
Ikpunnegi01: All manner of nonsense soft drinks full for this country and the way people take dey consume them first time in the morning is alarming! Nafdac is dead! I'm telling you, many poison sold as soft drinks these days. For me, it's been more than a year and six months since I last took any form of soft drink. Beer is just once in a blue moon. |
Health › Re: These Soft Drinks Contain Aspartame — WHO Declared ‘Possibly Carcinogenic’ by Mekanus(m): 8:43pm On Jul 15, 2023 |
Josbreed: How about those whi don't get to drink 5 bottles in a minth but still die by accidents and bandits? Die na die. E better make enjoyment kee person than no enjoyment and still die premruredly. When you encounter cancer and diabetes patients, that's when you will realise "all die no be die" |
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 1 Suspect Over Attack On Apostle Suleman's Convoy (Video, Photo) by Mekanus(m): 8:33pm On Jul 13, 2023 |
So police is telling us they recovered all these weapons from this one guy? |
Car Talk › Re: Catalytic Converters: How Mechanics, Dealers, Panel Beaters Are Ripping Off Car by Mekanus(m): 1:09pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
The issue is an international problem. Even in America, catalytic converters are stolen on daily basis. Vehicle manufacturers should figure out a way to make it less easy to remove. |
Politics › Re: Cross River Government Imposes Dusk-To-Dawn Curfew In Bakassi, Akpabuyo LGAs by Mekanus(m): 5:48am On Jul 05, 2023 |
ravensckar: 2014. I served in that school too and I guess I should know you or maybe you've left before we came. |
Politics › Re: Cross River Government Imposes Dusk-To-Dawn Curfew In Bakassi, Akpabuyo LGAs by Mekanus(m): 6:08am On Jul 04, 2023 |
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Politics › Re: Cross River Government Imposes Dusk-To-Dawn Curfew In Bakassi, Akpabuyo LGAs by Mekanus(m): 8:46pm On Jul 03, 2023 |
That Bakassi is a very dangerous Local government. Home of cultists and militants. |
Politics › Re: Why Buhari Put Petrol Subsidy, Forex Unification On Hold – Garba Shehu by Mekanus(m): 6:56pm On Jun 26, 2023 |
Why is seun using ads to kill this site? This pop up ad is so annoying. |
Politics › Re: Atiku, PDP To Close Case Challenging Tinubu’s Election Thursday by Mekanus(m): 11:10am On Jun 21, 2023 |
denitro: Closing the case here means something completely different. I believe it means that Atiku's legal team will make their closing statement on thursday, after which comes the verdict by the court. It means Tinubu and INEC (the defendants) will now open their own defense. |
Politics › Re: Atiku, PDP To Close Case Challenging Tinubu’s Election Thursday by Mekanus(m): 6:37am On Jun 21, 2023 |
N3TRAL: Shame 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Most Nigerians don't understand what it means to close a case.
It means that Atiku has concluded his own part of the case. It's time for other parties to open theirs.
You've been hearing about Atiku's and Obi's evidence because the cases of the petitioners were open. The respondents could only cross examine the witnesses of the petitioners at that stage of trial.
This news presupposes that the petitioners have given almost all evidence that they have to give. After they close their case, they won't tender evidence or call witnesses in court again. It will be the respondent's turn to call evidence and destroy the petitioners' cases. I was really surprised to see that many nairalanders don't know what it means to close a case in court until I saw your comment. |
Health › Re: How Many Hours Do You Sleep In A Day? by Mekanus(m): 5:08pm On Jun 17, 2023*. Modified: 8:51pm On Jun 17, 2023 |
pocohantas: I sleep a lot. If I overwork one day, I will make up for the sleep the next day. 8 hours sure for me, even more sef.
I once blocked someone for telling me I sleep too much because I didn't respond to his message by 2am. I first made it clear to him that a 9-5 worker shouldn't be awake by 2am WAT. So, I owe him no response at such unholy hour.
I don't joke with my sleep. Even during the era of midnight call, man couldn't make me stay awake all night. You will call and I won't pick.
If you come to my family house when I am asleep. Not even my mother would wake me up for you. I don't wake people up either. If you sleep off in my house, I will on fan to blow you and leave you there. Except there is work/emergency.
Sleep is sacred. I invested in an orthopedic mattress to ensure I sleep better.
Yes, it is an investment. I spent over 200k on a mattress for my sanity. If you sleep on one, I can assure you, you would wake up happier, be less aggressive than you currently are and mind your business more. Try it and thank me.
Poor/inadequate sleep is responsible for 90% of Nigerians bad attitude. Including yours.
Any independent and unbiased observer can tell you are the angry one. I reckon you are getting less than 4 hours of quality bedtime. No sex too.
My daily handwork is as a Remote Operations Strategist for a London-based firm. I don't make money from attacking men. It can't fund my sugarbaby lifestyle. 
Get some sleep my dear... This vawulence no too much like this? Haba!! |
Politics › Re: Court Orders NLC, TUC Not To Embark On Strike by Mekanus(m): 9:15pm On Jun 05, 2023 |
Ebubu2: Contempt of court or disobedience of court is punished by death sentence. And Buhari is still alive. |