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MrBroke:
This is the answer I was looking for

Red apple just has more concentration of the flavonoid, anthocyanin, which is the pigment that gives it it's red colour. In terms of other nutrients, they're the same.

Jennyclay:
You are overreacting. I don't know why men can be so obsessed. Nawa oo.
Are you her father to be questioning her why was the guy in her room? If you think she's cheating on you then end the relationship. Is not as if you are spending enough money on your girlfriend in the relationship. You can't buy common student plastic chair & table for your girlfriend. Shame.

You should be really ashamed of yourself.

olahero:
I have an ungrateful bitch here which I am also done with her from today on, the girl I food almost everyday ooo even though she's having her own business, I know how she was like when we first met she's now chubby small due to prompt food supply, and this bitch asked me for iPhone XR the first day she came to my house when she thought I was a yahoo guy and because of that nonsense she did I don't even bothered to get her any phone uptill this moment she should be using 7plus in her hand. (how I met her was miraculous)

I dedicated 10k per month for her from my monthly pay, I travel often and I have taken her on 3 trips to Abuja, what she haven't experienced in her entired life before ooo not a local girl but a poverty ingrate bitch, recently she traveled to Lagos to restocked her shop, I foot the bill as well, the accommodation, food and transportation as we go together without having form of intimacy with her because she always connected my kindness to sex since that's only thing she can offer in healthy relationship like ours.

Recently, she paid her house rent and I gave her 40% because I know she would said I didn't do anything for her, there's a business she wanted to add to her biz which she said will cost her 60k, I gave her 30k and promised to balance her later and many like that.

This girl we have been together for 11months told me that I am useless, she said she hasn't gained anything from me since we started dating that all I am interested in her is sex and I asked her what has she contributed to the relationship other than sex?

You're a finished useless man.

Truer words have never been said.

DevilSignature:
you are such an idiot

Assshole, go back to school and stop disgracing yourself with the gibberish you write on a public forum. Stupid motherfucker.

DevilSignature:
Poverty bad

Baba God abeg in whatever offence I have committed knowing or unknown please let poverty not be my consequence and punish.

Poverty can makes you think backward
It limit you thinking ability
Deny you freedom of association.


The boy man must have mistake sanwo-olu for another his whoring mother spent a one night stand with.

Tooo baaaaad

Poverty is affecting your English already.

arantess:
You can imagine the topic that is on front page

It's an eyesore.

This nairaland is becoming useless every day.

mizzhathaway:
Yesterday night,I couldn't sleep ,I kept turning over in my bed,I couldn't read either,my mind kept going blank, when I tasted food and I felt like throwing up,and damn was I hungry.
I've jokingly joined people to chant the popular breakfast slang recently, never imagining I would be served one soon..
How do you handle this,will the pain ever fade?Cos I need my focus as soon as possible..I feel so messed up emotionally right now and I just have to let it out someway,I don't even mind the insults I might probably receive here,this is my safe place somehow .
I never imagined loving anyone for such a long period of time.... foolishly, pathetically,hung up on him,this guy led me on,and for so long we were in a state of undefined relationship..friends we called ourselves but the attachment was something else, everyone saw this but I lived in a state of constant denial..scared of ruining things..I was enjoying the friendship..of course,all this was mutual..until he announced to me that he was In a relationship with someone..skipping all the annoying details..he wants us to remain friends as he could not bear to lose what we have, my mind spinning, vision blurry,lol .I couldn't believe it, a part of me tho was expecting it but not when we were still together..he said a lot of things I can hardly remember, begging me not to leave him,well I told him it wouldn't be fair to the girl...and he should just focus on her.. it seemed the right thing to say, but I was fuming inside..I had no right to but I was anyway..he is been trying to appease me since but what's the point..I told him to give me spaaccce.
Right now,I just feel embarrassed,I never knew you could be break up with someone you didn't date,lol I feel angry at myself, I've turned down a lot of ppl cos of him..I couldn't even see others, but then I've learnt a lot from this,.. we're both in our very early twenties,he's only a few months older and the girl according to him isn't twenty yet .. never again will I fall recklessly in love like that, never will I be in an undefined relationship again.Never will I let my heart control my head again..This is my first and hopefully my last experience of this kind again. Phew I never knew I could type this much on NL

Why won't he dump you when you don't even know how to write even as a student you claim to be. If you chat with me like this I will just block you off the first day.

How can people fear a fictional character?

Afamsi:
Every scheme of satan and his agents to fill their blood banks with innocent blood is cancelled in Jesus name

You dey cancel in Jesus name but the woman talk say na Jesus send am. Una confusion dey tire person sometimes.

AfahaAbia:
He was in custody for scamming

Them suppose don jail that nigga by now.

Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

It was gathered that he killed himself after finding out on resumption of academic activities in the universities that his girlfriend had gotten married someone else during the seven months old strike embarked upon by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU). The girl’s name was not mentioned.

As I read am reach here na im I give up

Where have you been motherfucker?? Them been knack you ban?

Urheadmaster:


God knows the reason the 2 female police officers died and God knows the reason the rest of the passengers survived .

Oga God knows nothing. Accident happened and the seating position of these two officers could be the reason only the 2 of them died. They must have been at the point of impact.

DiorPence:
Nigerians, read! They can't read or understand

He's not fighting death or trying hard not to die.
He watched his parents suffer from illnesses caused by ageing. He's desperately trying not have any of these age related illnesses and diseases and trying to live a healthy life that'll make him strong, fit and healthy when he's old and his mates are curing illnesses.

I understand his reasons for adopting this kind of Lifestyle and some of what he does is extreme.

The only reasonable comment on this thread. Nigerians find it very hard to read and comprehend.

wiseone28:
You will know you need one when you can't open your eyes anymore or move your body.

Have you had such experience to know that he will need it then or you're just making unfounded conclusions?

youngreezy:
no be by ranting bro,like I said earlier,your weight no reach....you dey call am useless ba?no worry wen time reach we go know

Your God should channel that energy to those bokoharam guys killing Christians like chicken. Worshippers of this your useless God were massacred in Owo this year and the useless motherfucker couldn't even protect them. Rubbish!!! And time never reach for your toothless God to end the misery in the world? Your God has misplaced priority.

SaLongs1:
Lhe can help himself to your tithe and offering if you so wish

That nigga can't just handle money, he always needs money. Somehow he's all knowing and all powerful but he can't resist money temptation.

Ronjule:
How far have you gone with your self-help?

I guess it was your alarm clock that woke you up this morning.
You can joke or claim woke with anything or anybody but not GOD. I pray you to find peace with Him before it's too late.

Peace be unto you and many more in the same shoe as you

I have more peace than you can imagine. Leaving that bulshit called religion gave me more peace.

youngreezy:
oga I don see people wey talk worst so forget all these ones you dey do,God is the greatest and I no be extremist oooo,but I fit swear with my life say at gunpoint or any real danger,you go pray to the same God wey you dey insult without respect so make we leave matters abeg

Why will I pray to a useless God that can't even say hi? Your imaginary God has no power over what happens here, so if you like call it when faced with danger and still get screwed. Know this and know peace.

youngreezy:
the worst part about all of una wey dey form woke be say,at the face of real danger now u a go dey pray to God to help una

Pray to which God? God that can't help himself will be the one to help me?

Classworked:
It's very urgent. You must be competent!

What type of job is that?

The figure is even too low. They're not telling us the truth.

jeromestarks:
Brother, better girls dey o. Plenty self.

One of my street guys told me about a girl who dresses sweet. He said the girl will never allow you to fvck her. I thought he was joking.
Omo, I tried to bed this girl several times, it didn't work. Instead, she dragged me to church.

Many guys have tried. Some are still trying her till date, but still no way.

She said she will not fvck until her wedding night. She's not like these dogs around us who doesn't have respect for the hole their unfortunate children will crawl out from.
Withh that kind girl ehhh, if you want to fvck, PUT THE RING ON IT!

Did you confirm that the girl is still a virgin? This girl you're rating so high like this could be a LovePeddler behind the scene. Maybe you guys don't know the code to crack her yet. Don't trust all these over religious church girls.

Karen2024:
It's my choice..I want to live in a free world in a free relationship with a free man. I hate being bent to superstitious laws. Religious men are the worst people you would ever meet. They intimidate, torment, toture, beat and control you all in the name of religion. I better not date than date a religious man. Monks are the best.

The same way I avoid over religious women. If not that it's hard to find a non religious girl in naija, I shouldn't have anything to do with religious women.

Watianoengineer:
She said I will never have kids but today I'm happily married with 9 kids. 6 boys, 3 girls

9 kids in this Buhari country? You be odogwu ooo.

ahnie:
Yesterday I visited the mall to get toiletries, snacks and beverages for my gangs
It was an impromptu buying. I was actually dodging from buying it, but my gangs just wouldn't let me.

You did well, but I would have preferred you bought beans, egusi and rice instead of those junk shiiit I'm seeing there that has no nutritional value.

captaininiobong:
Hy guys, I don't know if you have been in this, my woman that agreed to be the mother of my kids as stated by her recently stopped talking to me, picking my calls because she needed a 3million naira marriage.

I told her please why not we do moderate and use the remaining for investment. She said no. The three million is even small.

When I asked her what will we use the 3million to do, she said to buy furniture for the home. Uptill now she doesn't pick my calls, reply my chat if not that no be God showed her to me I would have deleted her number off my phone but am still keeping it for a reason I don't even know.

We have been together for long, not until a friend of mine got married and I told her they did thier marriage not less than 300k, then she said it's a big lie.

You all religious motherfuckers should keep deceiving yourselves.

nedekid:
Maybe she use her dss powers to trace say the guy de cheat.
One Fulani chick I met 20 years ago on the island, she had a fellow malam boy weh as a fiance, them de plan wedding. This lady de use me tease the guy, me I no know. The guy called he that he was on the way, she no gree commot for my moto, not on the guy was close to my car did she come down. I zoomed off.
You know say this guy went to drag out all the records of our text messages and recording of our conversation to play to this girl as evidence? Even to show her papa? Hmm. Na that one make me japa oh. Because one or two thing I de do then need privacy make I no go take woman matter spoil am.

How can someone understand this thing you wrote?

Ain't know non of these motherfuckersss except voice of the cross.

This happens with my Romoss power bank too, it started few months after I purchased it. I've been using the power bank for over 2 years now though, and it's still serving.