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RomanceRe: What Can You Do To Please A Woman by Mekanus(m): 2:52pm On Oct 19, 2022
You're earning 90k a month and you're paying a lady 10k every week, hmmm nawa ooo. You no get relations wey need help?
FamilyRe: It's A Man That Will Pay For It. Stop Exposing It - Mum Scolds Daughter (Video) by Mekanus(m): 8:32pm On Oct 16, 2022
Patriotsleague:
That's Edo people for you, respect and culture.
You must be joking or drunk.
Christianity EtcRe: God Of Chosen Healed 8yr Old Deaf And Dumb At Oyo State Crusade by Mekanus(m): 10:49am On Oct 16, 2022
Arrangee
CelebritiesRe: Dying Rico Swavey Left Unattended To By Nurses (video) by Mekanus(m): 12:54pm On Oct 14, 2022
Kizzygentle:
When a person dies, its his time.. The nurses may be reckless and careless about their duty but its his time.. Some person(s) also actually cheat death ( not the person(s) time).. Death is mysterious and it will come to all... Rip Rico.. Your death really pained me a lot.. I loved and supported you during the double wahala season because of how loving and caring u were in the house.. Never knew death would snatch you this early...
This is a very stupid and archaic mentality.
RomanceRe: I Discovered How To Stop Losing Myself To My Boyfriend - Nigerian Lady Recounts by Mekanus(m): 3:02pm On Oct 12, 2022
If I click that link make I bend. Nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Buhari: I Will Hand Over Nigeria That Is Free From Insecurity by Mekanus(m): 9:00pm On Oct 11, 2022
Someone should tell this useless idiot of a president to shut up already and start preparing for his exit.
PoliticsRe: Aso Rock To Spend N14bn On Internet, Stationery, Electricity, Telephone Charges by Mekanus(m): 3:24pm On Oct 11, 2022
Buhari and his gang of looters must be addicted to porn sites to be budgeting such amount for internet. Na Pornhub FHD Videos go chop the money Las Las.
FamilyRe: What's Your Plan B If Nobody Marries You? by Mekanus(m): 2:50pm On Oct 11, 2022
Rayban25:
You're a very stupid brat...did I use any insultive words when quoting you at first?...this is the reason why no man will even marry you to begin with...
Leave am, see her bragging with "I'm still very very young". Na her type go do shakara and won't know when she turns 35 and shilo will be her final destination. Which man would want to marry such an insolent cocksuuuckar.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Before You Choose A Presidential Candidate To Support Read This! by Mekanus(m):
When I saw the title of this thread I was hoping to see a neutral and unbiased facts and analysis that will help guide electorates in making their best choice of candidates, but I never knew it was about ass licking Atiku. I stopped reading when I realised this.
FoodRe: How Is Your Weekend Going? Mine In Pictures With Egusi And Bitterleaf Soups by Mekanus(m): 3:33pm On Oct 09, 2022
Privatepart00:
I get the message you passing.But cooking wasn’t made for the female gender alone . I have great joy in cooking, as I like my food well prepared. I won’t hesitate in guiding a lady who doesn’t know.
I never said that cooking was made for female gender alone, but it's a must have skill for any lady that aspires to make a good home. My mum trained all of us, both male and female, on how to cook. That's why I was telling the OP I could beat her in a cooking competition.

As a man, my relationship with any lady will end at the dating level if she can't cook.
FoodRe: How Is Your Weekend Going? Mine In Pictures With Egusi And Bitterleaf Soups by Mekanus(m): 3:10pm On Oct 09, 2022
Privatepart00:
Cc : Mekanus

A woman that can’t cook isn’t useless, reason you the man should know how to cook .
Teach your wife if she doesn’t know how to cook properly. (Teach with love she will learn )
I know a Prof of Geography , he’s the one that taught the wife how to cook .
Now the woman is an expert in it .
Meanwhile the Prof of Geography are just two in their family ( two boys) they are the ones cooking with their mum while growing up.
Why would a woman stay with her parents from childhood to adulthood and not know how to cook? It speaks volume about her upbringing especially in our society.
FoodRe: How Is Your Weekend Going? Mine In Pictures With Egusi And Bitterleaf Soups by Mekanus(m): 2:50pm On Oct 09, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
This weekend has been very work full as I had to prepare this 30 liters of soup single handedly.

How has your weekend been?

Enjoy your day.
My favourite soup. Your husband is really enjoying. Any woman that can't cook is useless and shouldn't think about marriage. But OP I'm sure I will win you in a cooking competition.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Opinion Concerning This Type Of Evangelism? by Mekanus(m): 11:13am On Oct 09, 2022
Righteousness2:
To begin with you are a Fake and Lukewarm Christian.
Guilty conscience is what is tripping you.

You should be happy that you have the privilege to hear the word of God that will save your soul. Many in Hell right now will do anything to be in your shoe.

They have done nothing wrong. They are doing the Commandments of JESUS Christ.If you didn't like the word, you block your ears.

Millions of souls are Departing the world day after Day. So Many are going to hell. The greatest need of any human being today is the to Hear the Gospel of JESUS Christ.
You never cease to display your stupidity.
Christianity EtcRe: How Did You Become A Christian; Upbringing, Conviction Or Relationship? by Mekanus(m): 10:41am On Oct 09, 2022
Honchoslim16:
Did you make sense with the shit you wrote there..huh?

Can't play with me, you know I come trim, I'm in a different league!
Don't mind the guy, he's still living in delusion.
Christianity EtcRe: How Did You Become A Christian; Upbringing, Conviction Or Relationship? by Mekanus(m): 10:38am On Oct 09, 2022
Exmilitant:
I was among the few fortunate ones who grew up with no religious background.

Papa wasn't religious.
Mama didn't care.
You were quite fortunate bro.
Christianity EtcRe: How Did You Become A Christian; Upbringing, Conviction Or Relationship? by Mekanus(m): 10:35am On Oct 09, 2022
I used to be by birth and compulsion, but now I've seen the light and left any nonsense called religion.
RomanceRe: She Poisoned Her Husband Because Her Ex Proposed To Marry Her by Mekanus(m): 9:45am On Oct 09, 2022
Zonefree:
Where will one see a virgin Nigerian girl for marriage? The last virgin girl died in 1969, we're left with siofra, candidlady, magnoliaa and other demons.
You forgot to mention that demented Rozross abi na rollsroyce.
TravelRe: Lokoja Flood: Over 700 Houses Submerged, Billions Lost In Kogi State, Nigeria by Mekanus(m): 8:59am On Oct 09, 2022
And their first lady is driving a vehicle worth over ₦200M around Abuja.
RomanceRe: Should I Forget About My Standard And Take The Risk? by Mekanus(m): 8:23am On Oct 09, 2022
BABANGBALI:
I preferred it, I was burned and broughted up there
Go back to school olodo.
RomanceRe: Should I Forget About My Standard And Take The Risk? by Mekanus(m): 6:55am On Oct 09, 2022
andy244:
To be frank, your first paragraph shows you are not qualified to be a graduate if at all you are one. forget about the excuse you gave about the phone, not been a native speaker, and going to Oxford to learn English. That girl with NCE must be more educated than you. Also you sound very very as some one from a very poor home. I know your type. Go back to school, my candid advice
Look who's telling someone to go back to school. What's the meaning of that gibberish in bold, professor?
RomanceRe: Should I Forget About My Standard And Take The Risk? by Mekanus(m): 9:59pm On Oct 08, 2022
BABANGBALI:
both of them are correct. One is British English, while the other one is American English, I chose to use the American English.
Better learn from your mistake and stop this your ITK.
RomanceRe: Decided Not To Wish My Girl A Happy Birthday Her Reaction (6 Photos) by Mekanus(m): 9:05pm On Oct 08, 2022
This OP is a stupid motherfucker.
CelebritiesRe: Kogi First Lady, Rashida Bello, Spotted Driving Herself To The Gym by Mekanus(m): 11:51am On Oct 07, 2022
A governors wife driving a vehicle of over ₦200,000,000. We're finished in this country.
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Silent During Sex ? by Mekanus(m): 9:04pm On Oct 05, 2022
Na sissy men dey scream during sex, real niggas can't do that shit.
CrimeRe: Jude Bela Defeats EFCC At Appeal Court For Arresting Him Over Youtube Earnings by Mekanus(m): 1:40pm On Oct 05, 2022
Chaii and this guy was making a hell of money. EFCC just destroyed this guy.
RomanceRe: We October Birth Month Celebrant Are?? by Mekanus(m): 6:46am On Oct 05, 2022
dollytino4real:
We October birth month celebrant are so unique, special and loveable!! Specially are not plenty like other month celebrant, i represent 26th October we are not much
I take one day senior you. Mine is 25th.
RomanceRe: Which Current Trend Do You Wish Would Stop by Mekanus(m): 8:08pm On Oct 02, 2022
Men painting their finger nails. Very SIMPY behaviour.
RomanceRe: I'm Having Issues With My Girlfriend by Mekanus(m):
ifihearam:
Just what I wanted to ask.
You are technically her ex and the so called ex is the main..you are a loser who is dating himself.
I really wonder if some guys in this forum actually had a father figure while growing up because some things I read here are just too ridiculous.
RomanceRe: I'm Having Issues With My Girlfriend by Mekanus(m): 10:55am On Oct 02, 2022
Agozskey:
I met this girl 5months ago... We are currently dating, buh the problem is dat we argue alot, really, my friends don't like her too because they claim they know her more than I do, she even admitted that one of my friends have sucked her breast before we started dating, she has an ugly past... She told me her first boyfriend raped her and got her pregnant buh she terminated the pregnancy, her current ex came into the picture and she keeps telling me dat her ex accepted her like dat and so she offered her body to her ex just 4 months of relationship... Well I met her and fell in love with her and we started dating, buh I found out that she chats her ex, there was a time she even posted him on her WhatsApp status... She loves his posts and still her ex tags her... We quarrelled about dat, we played a game about who is more between us and our exes... She said
*Her ex kisses better*
*Her ex spends more on her*
*Her ex is more serious minded*
It got me upset like WTF... She apologized, I waved it sha
She makes time to see me sha, I won't lie buh these past few days, if we are chatting she will tell me she's tired she wants to sleep, around 8pm buh her last seen will be 10pm... I quarrelled her about it
Just yesterday we didn't speak to each other through out, I called her buh she was saying I did her bad... I got angry with it... She now told me I'm childish and immature, and I'm making tinz difficult for the relationship, and I'm boring �... And I told her dat I need space abeg, so guys I need ur say on this... And pls I'm not a simp... B4 una go dey form grab grab 4 me.... Thank you
How old are you, motherfucker? Let's start from there.
Christianity EtcRe: How Has God Been Faithful To You In The Last 9 Months by Mekanus(m): 10:47am On Oct 02, 2022
God ain't faithful to nobody 'cos that white bearded cocksuuuckar ain't real, so a fictional motherfucker can't be faithful to us real niggas.
FoodRe: How Many Days Can 10k Take You On Food? by Mekanus(m): 1:31pm On Sep 29, 2022
Zee0007:
10k will last me for one month. A broke guy management skills is top-notch.

How I do it.

1) No babe

2) I engage in intermittent fasting and eat only brunch—11-12 pm and eat dinner at 9pm.

3) Rice and bean 3 mudu and garri 6 mudu.

4) I apply red oil like anointing oil on the forehead. Oil for colour

Garri is always onboard. lipsrsealed this is for a top-up.

N:b No be say I like my eating pattern, I'm just caught in between the line. I hope ulcer won't come visiting.

All is for survival. As long as I don't steal from anybody or defraud anybody. God remember us ooooh!
Ulcer will not do you anything because it's not hunger that causes ulcer. The intermittent fasting is equally good for your health.

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