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Romance › Re: I'm Having Issues With My Girlfriend by Mekanus(m):
ifihearam:
Just what I wanted to ask.
You are technically her ex and the so called ex is the main..you are a loser who is dating himself.
I really wonder if some guys in this forum actually had a father figure while growing up because some things I read here are just too ridiculous.
Romance › Re: I'm Having Issues With My Girlfriend by Mekanus(m): 10:55am On Oct 02, 2022
Agozskey:
I met this girl 5months ago... We are currently dating, buh the problem is dat we argue alot, really, my friends don't like her too because they claim they know her more than I do, she even admitted that one of my friends have sucked her breast before we started dating, she has an ugly past... She told me her first boyfriend raped her and got her pregnant buh she terminated the pregnancy, her current ex came into the picture and she keeps telling me dat her ex accepted her like dat and so she offered her body to her ex just 4 months of relationship... Well I met her and fell in love with her and we started dating, buh I found out that she chats her ex, there was a time she even posted him on her WhatsApp status... She loves his posts and still her ex tags her... We quarrelled about dat, we played a game about who is more between us and our exes... She said
*Her ex kisses better*
*Her ex spends more on her*
*Her ex is more serious minded*
It got me upset like WTF... She apologized, I waved it sha
She makes time to see me sha, I won't lie buh these past few days, if we are chatting she will tell me she's tired she wants to sleep, around 8pm buh her last seen will be 10pm... I quarrelled her about it
Just yesterday we didn't speak to each other through out, I called her buh she was saying I did her bad... I got angry with it... She now told me I'm childish and immature, and I'm making tinz difficult for the relationship, and I'm boring �... And I told her dat I need space abeg, so guys I need ur say on this... And pls I'm not a simp... B4 una go dey form grab grab 4 me.... Thank you
How old are you, motherfucker? Let's start from there.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Has God Been Faithful To You In The Last 9 Months by Mekanus(m): 10:47am On Oct 02, 2022
God ain't faithful to nobody 'cos that white bearded cocksuuuckar ain't real, so a fictional motherfucker can't be faithful to us real niggas.
Food › Re: How Many Days Can 10k Take You On Food? by Mekanus(m): 1:31pm On Sep 29, 2022
Zee0007:
10k will last me for one month. A broke guy management skills is top-notch.

How I do it.

1) No babe

2) I engage in intermittent fasting and eat only brunch—11-12 pm and eat dinner at 9pm.

3) Rice and bean 3 mudu and garri 6 mudu.

4) I apply red oil like anointing oil on the forehead. Oil for colour

Garri is always onboard. lipsrsealed this is for a top-up.

N:b No be say I like my eating pattern, I'm just caught in between the line. I hope ulcer won't come visiting.

All is for survival. As long as I don't steal from anybody or defraud anybody. God remember us ooooh!
Ulcer will not do you anything because it's not hunger that causes ulcer. The intermittent fasting is equally good for your health.
Romance › Re: So Many Men Go Into Marriage Unprepared. by Mekanus(m): 9:22pm On Sep 28, 2022
Oga go and punctuate this your write up abeg.
Romance › Re: This Picoworker Dey Pay O! by Mekanus(m): 11:38am On Sep 28, 2022
3 weeks stressful work for just $17 and you dey shout e dey pay. Pure slavery.
Romance › Re: What Just Happened To Me Now Now Cannot Be Explained by Mekanus(m): 3:45pm On Sep 26, 2022
imagrg:
That man is very lucky to have her!

Edo girls are beautiful and know what a man wants.

They are so homely and can help you build the home.

Best ladies to marry?
ANSWER:
A responsible Edo Girl!
Big fat lie.
Romance › Re: How My Friend Wasted His ₦1.2M Life Savings Within 3 Months In Port Harcourt by Mekanus(m): 1:52pm On Sep 25, 2022
Graceunlimitedd:
for Akwa Ibom here, my guy hit 2 million from Alabi, forgetting his mum is a petty palm oil seller, instead of boosting her mum's business and completing their house in the village, baba go carry girls, buy iPhone, sleep for hotel through out the period the money was there with the excuse that he would be attacked, he employed 3 bouncers as his personal guards, boasted of being able to Bleep their respective girlfriends, challenged them and used the money to sleep with his friends babe, two months later money finish.
baba shame dey catch am now as boys don too yab am
Akwa Ibom guys too mumu for women matter.
Foreign Affairs › Re: The World Is In 'great Peril,' U.N. Chief Warns Global Leaders (video) by Mekanus(m): 10:52pm On Sep 21, 2022
Useless UN
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Are The Best Remote Career Options For Graduates? by Mekanus(m): 3:38pm On Sep 21, 2022
Rozross:
People do make money online genuinely but you and most nairaland guys ain’t part of the few people. Why are you pained sef
Pained? Why would I be pained about the ignorance and stupidity of a useless lady.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Are The Best Remote Career Options For Graduates? by Mekanus(m): 3:06pm On Sep 21, 2022
Rozross:
Another yahoo boy spotted �
Go and upgrade yourself and stop living in the past. You stay online 24/7 but I'm not seeing any positive impact of the internet in your life. Grow up.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Are The Best Remote Career Options For Graduates? by Mekanus(m): 2:59pm On Sep 21, 2022
Rozross:
Workers from home I greet una. No serious man will sit at home and be pressing laptop and doing yahoo in disguise and claim working from home.
I have always known you to be stupid but I didn't know this is how brainless and archaic you are.
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Caught On Camera On Live News After Being Tracked By The FBI (Video) by Mekanus(m): 10:28am On Sep 20, 2022
This thing na skit na. Doesn't look real.
Romance › Re: 10 Powerful Traits Of A Mature Person, No 5 Will Shock You. by Mekanus(m): 6:59am On Sep 20, 2022
Romance › Re: Girl Who Married Identical Twins Says She Is Expecting Their First Child - Photo by Mekanus(m): 10:58am On Sep 19, 2022
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Funny enough na one sperm fertilise that egg

Except if na twins
Then I can say probably each egg was fertilised by sperm from the two niggars
There are many sides to this coin. If it's identical twins, then it's one sperm that did the job, but if it's fraternal twins, it's two sperms. And the probability of two sperms from the two separate individuals fertilising the two eggs in the case of fraternal twins is very low.
Romance › Re: 10 Powerful Traits Of A Mature Person, No 5 Will Shock You. by Mekanus(m): 8:55am On Sep 19, 2022
This is 95% me but I have to chase the money sha.
Romance › Re: Is She Fvcking Another Dick Right Now??? by Mekanus(m): 12:18pm On Sep 18, 2022
Matix222:
I’m 20
Go and do your mums dishes then.
Romance › Re: Is She Fvcking Another Dick Right Now??? by Mekanus(m): 12:16pm On Sep 18, 2022
Matix222:
My girlfriend is supposed to visit me today as is also a very special day to me( my birthday) she said she will be coming in the morning and won’t go to church since then I have called her up to 17 times no response including texts is she probably fvcking another guy now so couldn’t respond? I need advise
How old are you motherfucker?
Travel › Re: When You Move To A New Place, What Is That First Thing You Look For?? by Mekanus(m): 9:48pm On Sep 16, 2022
Good network connection and availability of light.
Romance › Re: I Do Think Women Are Everywhere But I Just Realized WOMEN Are Hard To Find Now by Mekanus(m): 9:23pm On Sep 03, 2022
LUAN1:
my brother family settled with demon last yr. E no reach 6 month. The demon in her manifest. I go make threads on this in soon
Abeg mention me in the thread when it's done.
Travel › Re: Nigerians Arriving Dubai Are Detained And Their Passports Seized (Video) by Mekanus(m): 7:11am On Sep 01, 2022
See that one calling United Nations. Mtcheeeew!

In Fela's voice

Wetin United inside United Nations?
Who and who unite inside United Nations?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Mekanus(m): 9:34am On Aug 28, 2022
EKONGKING:
only people with unstable IQs goes to church in the country where i am at present .
Which country?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Advantages Of Working From Home by Mekanus(m): 5:14pm On Aug 24, 2022
pocohantas:
I thought as much because I was sure I have seen your post somewhere before. Omo, I done tire for Upwork matter. Na persistence and luck. At least someone that read my thread two weeks ago has gotten his first contract already.
Upwork is highly saturated now, it's mostly pure luck. Transcription is another good niche but Nigerians are restricted from the good paying ones and the ones that accept Nigerians make their test very hard to pass.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Advantages Of Working From Home by Mekanus(m): 4:54pm On Aug 24, 2022
pocohantas:
A lot has been said on this topic on Nairaland. I have even created topics to that effect and they are right there on my profile. wink
I was just kinda joking sha. I'm already on the online space but not making much. Just need a way to breakthrough in upwork.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Advantages Of Working From Home by Mekanus(m): 1:50pm On Aug 24, 2022
Working from home can be depressing sometimes especially if the job is boring.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Advantages Of Working From Home by Mekanus(m): 1:27pm On Aug 24, 2022
pocohantas:
Na robot I wan be. grin grin
Boss lady teach me work na.
Romance › Re: See The Banana I Bought #150. How Much Will This Banana Cost In Your Area? by Mekanus(m): 8:01am On Aug 23, 2022
Afoonja:
This is unbelievable!! That banana is fresh and worth about 450-600 in Enugwu. And the groundnuts? Kai!! Groundnuts twenty naira na when I dey small I see am last for east.

It's all good sha, Igbo land is expensive
I'm telling you, things are so expensive in South East. That banana is 350-400 in my area and no ₦20 groundnut too.
Romance › Re: . by Mekanus(m): 8:23am On Aug 22, 2022
We really share a lot of things in common, especially in the aspect of religion and relationship.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: WAEC Aptitude Test by Mekanus(m): 11:50am On Aug 13, 2022
Ibrahimhusyn:
I also received same message. Just that my venue is in Kano and I stay in Sokoto.

I'm wondering how I will travel via the bandit routes for a CBT I'm not sure of passing.

And the cost of travelling by air from Sokoto to Kano is a big deal. A one-way ticket is about 140k.

They should have considered all these.
The monsters you made have turned against you. Go ahead and travel, na your brother's.
Politics › Re: Nnewi North TC Chairman Suspended Over Wife's "Murder" (Graphic Pictures) by Mekanus(m): 9:35am On Aug 12, 2022
Dikaveli:
Too bad

I know only God can judge me cos i see things clear,

Sunny days won't be easy if it wasn't for the rain ,

And death won't be easy if it wasn't for pain...

First to comment no dey pay and if it does am yet to receive any..


In summary:

Let's try and take back our country .

May God be the glory
Why you dey spoil this 50 cent Many Men lyrics like this na. Death gotta be easy because life is hard.
Romance › Re: She Has Gone Worst by Mekanus(m): 9:03am On Aug 12, 2022
So this kind of SIMPS still exist in this forum after all the teachings and enlightenment. Wahala dey ooo.

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