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Politics › Re: Cross River Gov. Ben Ayade Declares Green Holiday For Planting 1m Trees by Mekanus(m): 10:47am On Jul 19, 2019

Loveworld12:
.. u are senseless

Ayade's ass licker spotted. Have u licked some ass today? grin

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Politics › Re: Cross River Gov. Ben Ayade Declares Green Holiday For Planting 1m Trees by Mekanus(m): 10:40am On Jul 19, 2019

The worst Governor in Nigeria, but with the most expensive convoy.

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Romance › Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by Mekanus(m): 7:17pm On Jul 18, 2019

TheFacelessMan:

DO ~~not~~ NUT zip up! ~~Pun~~ PORN intended.

Keep it up, but use a silencer on your pistol.

MODIFIED - OP forgot a 3rd option after 1. Condomize, 2. Abstain 3. WANNK

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NearEagerBighornedsheep-small.gif

WANNK

Christianity Etc › Re: PA Ikhide Ikheloa: The Bible Is A Work Of Fiction, Africans Open Your Eyes by Mekanus(m): 5:54pm On Jul 18, 2019

Even me still wonder how sane people still read that trash of a book

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Events › Re: Twerking, Crazy Dance At A Jamaican Burial Got Nigerians Shocked (Photos) by Mekanus(m): 8:32pm On Jul 16, 2019

OK oo, as for Local man...

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Crime › Re: The Identity Of Murdered CRUTECH Student In Calabar Revealed (graphic Photo) by Mekanus(m): 3:14pm On Jul 16, 2019

“You can’t fool or kill a man who double checks with God about everything…Focus on your Hustle and stay Winning”

This one doesn't know that double checking with God doesn't guarantee life, he should have shunned cultism if he wanted to postpone his funeral. See how the motherfucker wasted his life.

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Mekanus(m): 9:00pm On Jul 15, 2019

LeiderJa:
Abeg does anyone know where I can get RN7 in Enugu. I didn't see it anywhere today.

There is a phone shop in that plaza at ifesinachi park, that's where I bought mine today. They have only the 4gb/64gb variant.

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Mekanus(m): 3:24pm On Jul 14, 2019

Halezis:
Did you really explain this to him in a simple way or made him more confuse?

I just lightened the grammar for him. He should be able to deal with that now grin

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Mekanus(m): 1:41pm On Jul 14, 2019

dahgifted:
ALLEGEDLY, DEBUNK.

Please sorry for derailing can someone please explain the above words in a simple way for me am finding it hard to comprehend the meaning and secondly i need suggestions of offline dictionary that explains and break down words.

Allegedly - suspected. Debunk - disprove
Merriam Webster is a good offline dictionary.

Christianity Etc › Re: Can Things Like Ear Rings, Wigs, Eyelashes Etc Take Someone To Hell fire? by Mekanus(m): 12:44pm On Jul 14, 2019

Angelfrost:
Mr. Emeka... Finish your joint in peace, take a long nap, then maybe you'll get the gist.

There ain't nothing to get 'cause you ain't got no gist.

Christianity Etc › Re: Can Things Like Ear Rings, Wigs, Eyelashes Etc Take Someone To Hell fire? by Mekanus(m): 12:30pm On Jul 14, 2019

Angelfrost:
The fact that you believe in something, however trivial or minute equally makes you religious... Atheism is just another useless religion.

What the Fvck is this one saying

Health › Re: Meningitis Is NOT Caused By Heat - Dr Olufunmilayo by Mekanus(m): 10:15am On Jul 13, 2019

dominique:
Same way pneumonia is not caused by cold, it's caused by a bacteria.

Yea, Streptococcus pneumoniae

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Health › Re: Meningitis Is NOT Caused By Heat - Dr Olufunmilayo by Mekanus(m): 10:07am On Jul 13, 2019

Gbam

Politics › Re: Photos From Dino Melaye Mother's Burial by Mekanus(m): 10:02am On Jul 13, 2019

ALCOHOLKILLS:
it was indeed a befitting burial, but what happens after you are gone?

After you are gone, you are gone, and the living continues to live and wait for when they will be gone too. That is what happens when you're gone.

Politics › Re: Photos From Dino Melaye Mother's Burial by Mekanus(m): 9:58am On Jul 13, 2019

nailcapuzzi89:
I wonder what Nigerian politicians dip their hands into that makes them always lose their dearest ones...Almost everyone of them always do.

everybody losses people dear to them. Death doesn't recognise status. People die everyday.

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Romance › Re: The First Time A Guy Clearly Rejected Me by Mekanus(m): 10:22pm On Jul 12, 2019

Ilamina:
I feel so embarrassed

Normally I know my level

But this time, I got carried away, how could i be so Stupid

Maybe because I am under stress

But I am glad, he did it nicely like a proper gentleman

Even though, he is far above my level
And me, I am kinda not a chic at the moment

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Travel › Re: 1.01m Passport Applications Received In 2018, Says NBS by Mekanus(m): 12:05pm On Jul 12, 2019

Hmmm this just means there is an increase in the number of people trying to run away from the shithole grin

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Technology Market › Re: New Updated Price List For All Xioami,oneplus,huawei,nokia,etc.check In Now!! by Mekanus(m): 11:00am On Jul 12, 2019

Redmi note 7 3gb/32gb variant, what's the Price now?

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Mekanus(m): 10:48am On Jul 12, 2019

Ziyech:
32gb ROM.. that's what am using..

Thanks bro. I'll go check it out

Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by Mekanus(m): 9:51am On Jul 12, 2019

RealityShot:
is that plus flight ticket like emirates/etihad?

if not..nna RUN!

it's just for visa ooo

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Mekanus(m): 8:32am On Jul 12, 2019

Ziyech:
58000 RRP for the 3gb Ram variant.

RRP: recommended retail price huh? And what's the ROM size on the 3gb variant

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Mekanus(m): 7:58am On Jul 12, 2019

Ziyech:
Just confirmed today that Fine Brothers Ltd has Redmi note 7 in stock presently... This is for people in Enugu and Anambra state that would like to buy it...

How much are they selling bro?

Health › Re: Suicide: NAFDAC Bans Sale Of Sniper, Others In The Open Market by Mekanus(m): 3:39pm On Jul 11, 2019

To further support NAFDAC's anti Suicide moves, I have acquired this water pumping machine. I and my team will make sure we drain the Lagos lagoon before tomorrow.

Yeye NAFDAC

Politics › Re: Lagos Revenue In 2018 Was Higher Than That Of The Entire South-East - NEITI by Mekanus(m): 10:14am On Jul 11, 2019

Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by Mekanus(m): 7:29am On Jul 04, 2019

RealityShot:
the above is 60k above what i was told.
200k should be max.

..
me na direct agency tell me like that.

Hmmm And someone I see as my own person is telling me to bring 350k, that he just wants to help me.

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Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by Mekanus(m): 8:47pm On Jun 30, 2019

How much is OK for a 3 months Dubai visa? Make this greedy agents no finish person

TV/Movies › Re: PHOTOS: The Inside Of Bbnaija 2019 House by Mekanus(m): 8:37pm On Jun 30, 2019

Time to take a break from nairaland.

Travel › Re: Man Pulled Over For Riding Unclad As Record-breaking Hot Weather Hits Europe by Mekanus(m): 4:41pm On Jun 30, 2019

What's this one saying

Crime › Re: Woman Stabs Her Husband To Death In Anambra (Photos) by Mekanus(m): 6:48pm On Jun 29, 2019

Fear all these girls below 25 ooo

Crime › Re: Desire Kpagane Suicide Note: Paul Nadure Implicated By RSUST Final Year Student by Mekanus(m): 10:45am On Jun 29, 2019

Joromi12:
If u wanna kill ya self at least sell ur 2 kidneys first. That's 10m for your family

Oil dy your head bro. What a waste of vital organs

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