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Emrixx:
Oh you can have it but bills on you

Damn it!! I'm withdrawing my compliments then

Emrixx:
Thanks

Is that all I'm getting?? How about a cold bottle of beer and some fish barbecue huh?

Emrixx:
Hmmm adonko bitters if u know u know

You're fu^cking pretty, godamit!!

achi4u:
Some state are too weak. This can't happen in any of SS/SE States talk more SW....who born you

I'm telling you.

Unknown persons came to your community and started offloading coffins and all the youths could do is stand and take pictures. Motherfuckers

That's 34.2m each. Make I go start training abeg

Staged shiit

Joyfulguy:
The problem you have is that you have not been taught rightly. Prayer dosent really mean talking to God, but a believer exercising his authority on earth. I want to say that whatever you are going through I went through them till i found the right way to interpret and understand the word of God. Most bible teachers if not all of them we have in this part of the world do not know the bible.

That's what you Christians always say. If most or all the bible teachers do not understand the bible I wonder who does. There is nothing too hard to understand in the bible, the book is not even hard compared to many academic books. The bible is just a book of fairy tales.

am4truth:
I know you were never born this way. God still answers prayer and he remains a loving and merciful father to us his children. God loves you friend. Stay Blessed

Yes I was born and indoctrinated into Christianity, where I was fed with all sorts of lies and ridiculous junkies. I just grew up and realized that I've been fed with fables all these while. I still maintain it that prayers is the most useless thing invented by man. There is no problem in this life that prayers can solve

StephenBroszo:
People like you ehn, when life hits you hard in the face with a base ball bat with problems, you'll be the one running to different prayer mountains asking for God's mercy(God forbid that for you though) .You don't know how powerful prayer is. Stop being ignorant , try praying and see the power of God.

Hahaha it's even when life hits me hard in the face that I will run further away from the delusion called God and look for realistic approach to solving my problems. Prayers still remains the most USELESS thing invented by man.

johnydon22:
When you realize we are only sure of this one life to live, you will know that taking other people's life is never an option because everyone deserves a chance to live ..

I really like this

So people still pray in this age and time

RealityShot:
How can this thread be called a "DIY thread" when one CANNOT get visa by himself/herself?
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i hate the fact that one can still be defrauded in trying to get visa!
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and due to that fact, one has to go through those he/she knows, people he/she may not want to tell about the movement.
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mtcheww...!

That's true, no information about getting a UAE visa solely by yourself has been divulged here, so I wonder what makes it a DIY.

themonk:
Something that has been studied for many years and backed up with working evidence. Depressed people have been treated or managed without them visiting a church or knowing a pastor.

Don't mind the olodo, religion has messed up his brain.

Hmmm

Hmm

Olamyyde:
It's a mindfuc'k series. It blew me away last year. Very underrated compared to the overhyped money heist.

Money heist ain't overhyped

How the Fu^ck did they come about this story

NoSidonLook:
It's same situation accross the 36 States of the federation

I was even expecting to see it in a major area sef

These are rural places, and such mess are not uncommon in the Nigerian setting

However the states government should introduce policies in order to curb this menace

What the f'u^ck are u saying man? They said calabar and you're still mentioning rural areas. We are talking about a state capital here.

Richdad50:


He is right. Christianity has never been a religion. It is times that made the world to acclaim it as a religion. Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, even Atheism are all religions except Christianity.

The people in Antioch first called them Christians because of their likeness to Jesus.

Richdad

Hahaha deluded motherfucker

Embrace hardwork. Our government may have failed but don't fail yourself.

That's some serious word there

Where this one been dey when they dey recruit for Game of thrones giants?

Godoverevery:
Mumu botton you say.....bro I be confirm street I was born and brought up in mushin Lagos....I finished from lautech....so I no be Mumu Wen it comes to ladies.
I have dated alot of ladies dat if you ask me start counting I won't even remember some.
But a man get to a stage in life were you have to move Into dat level of having a family and building a home.....my intention is to marry her early next year.....so I knew wat I was doing not like I was fooled....maybe that why am not angry.

This motherfucker still get mind dey call himself street guy when a girl Don use am do rag finish, mtcheeeew! Continue dashing her your money, na fada Christmas u be.

"The FBI will be in your house soon, so watch your motherfucking back"

That nigga don buy market for his sorry punk asss

christianzest:
yh its really painful,
those are my two sis, and mum still in shock

They're are your sis and you're here on nairaland typing this?

starbuck:
Honestly, I did rather stay indoors and safe guard my life because Nigeria has now become a death trap

You must be a parasitic lady, looking to reap where you don't sow. If that person you're leeching on decides to stay indoors like you how will he earn what you will leech on?

kapelvej:
Don't abuse your maker

Hahaha maker my asss.

crowley:
Big Chief na only you talk am oh

I been talk say na me and u talk am before?

Mtcheew!! God and Devil can go fuc-k themselves, I don't give a shiit.

AngelicBeing:
Lol, I don't want to recant my own experiences here because lots of posters have done justice to the thread, as a rule of thumb, I am very good at smelling a leech from planet Jupiter, ordinary phone calls / whatsapp chat is enough for me not to schedule a date with hungry poverty stricken damsels, and if I ever get to the stage of fixing a date, it has to be my terms and conditions , l am strong willed and I don't allow the daughters of Eve in any part of the world to play poker with my head, I specialize in blocking and deleting them very fast and I also abandoned some of them at eateries / restaurant / pubs and bars and zoom off once I smell stupidity, I don't give a fvck, no time for nonsense with them, we have over 3 billion females in the world to choose from, so why get myself worked up by a leeche that has nothing to bring to the table except their garden of Eden, rubbish

Ma nig'ga

ikechukz:
Yeah I'm introverted so I carefully select those who I associate with. One funny thing is that I get a lot of respect from even those that are older than me and ladies usually comport themselves around me. The only painful thing is that I don't know how to catch feelings or even love, so one minute is enough for me to forget any girl.

Hmmm, my kinda nigga