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Romance › Re: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by Mekanus(m): 11:38pm On Aug 13, 2019
IamPlato:
Watch Porn Bro.

Go To Xvideos and Check Out Girls Like Brittney White, Vanessa Blue, Joslyn James, Amy Anderssen, Dominican lipz, desire5k, blackraw, Kendra Sundaland, they Were Born To Make Men Forget Their Wives.


Thank Me Later
President wankers association of nairaland has spoken, case closed.

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Mekanus(m): 10:41pm On Aug 13, 2019
Born2smile:
The one that is doing me now is the 6GB gone too soon...... cry

Islam › Re: Nine Nigerian Pilgrims Die In Saudi Arabia by Mekanus(m): 10:34am On Aug 13, 2019
StrongandMighty:
I've a question oh..

Al-qaeda, boko haram, isis, Alshabab, iswap and other upcoming terrorist groups dey follow go this hajj?
That place na their grooming ground na.
Islam › Re: Nine Nigerian Pilgrims Die In Saudi Arabia by Mekanus(m): 10:26am On Aug 13, 2019
When you go to stone the devil but the devil stones you first.

In Fela's voice
When trouble sleep yanga go wake am
Wetin he dey fiiiiind
Palava he dey find, palava he go get
When cat dey sleep rat go bite him tail
Wetin he dey fiiiiind
Palava he dey find, palava he go get

Politics › Re: Senators, Reps Buy Suvs, Property At Ridiculous Give-away Prices by Mekanus(m): 9:45am On Aug 13, 2019
2 million for one TV? Even 4k TV's no dey cost that much, and I know it's not the 4k TV's they use there. This country don tire me abeg.

Romance › Re: Groom Walks Out After Seeing Bride Kiss Another Man On Wedding Day (Video) by Mekanus(m): 6:47am On Aug 13, 2019
shocked shocked

Education › Re: First Class Graduate Who Wrote JAMB Six Times, Dies Few Days After NYSC by Mekanus(m): 6:10pm On Aug 12, 2019
bbyby01:
So sad.
Looking at it from the law of Karma, he must have been a bad person in the previous life.
He seems to have been a good person in this life which means his next life will be long and prosperous.
what is this one saying

Romance › Re: Help! I'm Emotionally Wrecked! by Mekanus(m): 10:23am On Aug 12, 2019
Sugar97:
7 years shocked shocked
That's more like a divorce
If there is anything more than divorce, that's what it is.

Literature › Re: The Outing - He Says Let's Go Out, She Brought Her Friends Along by Mekanus(m): 7:55am On Aug 12, 2019
Hahahahaha
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Celebrities › Re: Timi Oyebode: You Rape When You Masturbate - RCCG Therapist by Mekanus(m): 6:47am On Aug 12, 2019
These people sef. Religion turns people to zombies. Just watch out as their fellow zombies will come here to support this stupidity.

Crime › Re: Lady Found Dead In A Hotel Room In Lagos by Mekanus(m): 9:55pm On Aug 11, 2019
magicminister:
ladies and gentlemen, we have a serial killer on our hands.

Remember the other two women that were murdered in ph and imo? Remember both were strangled with a piece of clothe?


I’ve been saying this since the second murder and at the rate the perpetrator is going, I anticipate there would be another murder before the end of August/ first two weeks of September.

For those that blame the victims and call them prostitutes, do you think it really matters to a serial killer? The women that were raped and murder by the badoo serial killers last year, were they also prostituteshuh

Anyone can get it!’ The fact that it’s happening to the most vulnerable in our society does not mean it cannot happen to you and the people you love. Rather than blame the victim, condemn the perpetrator and be vigilant.
Yea, it's all connected.
Christianity Etc › Re: A Spiritual Weapon That Can Help Overcome Masturbation (lustful Craving) by Mekanus(m): 9:45pm On Aug 11, 2019
1Sharon:
On HIS holy day aswell. May He have mercy on your soul.
hahahaha mercy my asss.

Christianity Etc › Re: A Spiritual Weapon That Can Help Overcome Masturbation (lustful Craving) by Mekanus(m): 3:18pm On Aug 11, 2019
I just did that shiit this morning, so Op even God can't stop me from fapping/wanking once in a while. grin grin
Travel › Re: Terrible Accident In Kogi, Many Dead, Others Injured (Graphic Photos) by Mekanus(m): 11:47am On Aug 10, 2019
Nawa ooo
Politics › Re: No Exit Date Yet For First Batch Of N-power Beneficiaries — FG by Mekanus(m): 6:40am On Aug 10, 2019
Hmmm

Crime › Re: Alhaji Hamisu Bala Wadume: Police Calls Out Nigerian Army On Twitter by Mekanus(m): 1:18pm On Aug 09, 2019
I got no fvcks to give

TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Mekanus(m): 7:10am On Aug 09, 2019
nani667:
Suits and Spin-off ✔️ ✔️


New Release ✔️
E be like say na free Wi-Fi you dey use, the kain data wey u dey burn for series no be here.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Mekanus(m): 8:29am On Aug 08, 2019
PUSSYHOE:
If you've not watch BILLLIONS you are a FOOL!

Crime › Re: Man Jumped Onto A Moving Trailer To Take His Own Life (Photos) by Mekanus(m): 10:58pm On Aug 07, 2019
ednut1:
Before you commit suicide why not first sell on kidney flex and enjoy . Then die later
Sense will not jus keee u ooo

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Mekanus(m): 9:00pm On Aug 07, 2019
BoleAndFish:
This phone is offering me real value for money!!!!
This is actually my first time using a phone this good in battery department.

Still in 100% after over 30mins with calls and 4G!
This is really impressive. Which phone be this?
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Mekanus(m): 9:36pm On Aug 06, 2019
Oyinlomobambam:
Come see how shoulders high for street, na everybody wan touch my R7 o.

Na 120k be the price I give them
Hmmmm with that price hype you're just inviting the second owners to come snatch it from you.
Crime › Re: Niger State Taskforce Shaves Men's Hair With Scissors By Force (Photos) by Mekanus(m): 12:40pm On Aug 06, 2019
What the fvck I'm I seeing, what is wrong with this haircut these guys are carrying for fvcks sake? These guys think we're still in the stone age or what? What's your business with someone's choice of hairstyle.

Politics › Re: Herdsmen Menace/banditry: Lagos, Benue, Ebonyi, Five Others To Acquire Drones by Mekanus(m): 7:42am On Aug 06, 2019
This zamfara gofnor sef

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Mekanus(m): 2:47pm On Aug 05, 2019
amnwa:
My ppl enjoy Data


MTN

As long as u haven't done this on ur sim before(500mb one time offer)
Send ur numbers to me.
11gb 1h
32gb 3h
55gb 5h
110gb 1k



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Crime › Re: Lady Turns Into Snake In Benin After Alighting From Yahoo Boy's Benz - Residents by Mekanus(m): 1:55pm On Aug 05, 2019
slyfox35:
Fool...Fools like you always talk like they know so much, stop saying what you don't know, mumu go to school, did anyone beg you to believe, I was there when it happened, if you don't believe, go and kill urself, ur belief won't change anything, it happened, it happened
Get the fvck outta here, you're the bigger fool. Did you witness the girl turning to snake? Look whose talking about going to school, you went to school and you're still this gullible huh? Dumb ass.
Crime › Re: Samuel Udeoutuk-Willis: Nigerian Kidnapper In Takoradi, Ghana Always Holds Bible by Mekanus(m): 12:46pm On Aug 05, 2019
The bible is a book of genocide, so I'm not surprised that a kidnapper holds it.
Politics › Re: ICPC Seizes N117M Items From Senator Utazi Chukwuka In Enugu (Photos) by Mekanus(m): 11:24pm On Aug 04, 2019
But come ooo, how can you give someone motorcycle and call it empowerment?
Christianity Etc › Re: What If A Christian Says He No Longer Believes The Gospel? What Happens To Him? by Mekanus(m): 8:57am On Aug 04, 2019
The person begins to make use of his brain.


Thomas Ingersoll had this to say in his book 'The Gods and other Lectures'

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Job No One Wants In Nigeria: University Toilet Cleaners - Their Untold Story by Mekanus(m): 9:21pm On Aug 03, 2019
I really felt for those women back in UNN. Them dy try no be small.
Health › Re: University Of Ibadan Nursing Student Slumps, Dies After Writing Test (Photo) by Mekanus(m): 11:19am On Aug 03, 2019
bluefilm:
He must have poured all of his soul into the test.

I seriously hope the result doesn't come out as F.
Wetin he wan use result do again?

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