₦airaland Forum

They should wake her up and kill her again

Op so na these kitchen you dy call multi million naira governors office?

Nawa ooo!

Nigeria is so Fu^cked up. The government deducts workers salary in the name of pension fund but when it's time to pay pensioners, they start telling them bullshit. Just like Dave Umahi, he has been paying pension in the media, but in reality no Ebonyi pensioner has received even a dime. It really sucks to be a Nigerian.

Africa sha, they keep spending huge amounts of money in building things that don't add value to human lives. Meanwhile there are no good hospitals.

Story story...

Npower should just paste the list for all to see. This their method doesn't make sense at all. Let's flood their FB and Twitter pages and demand that the list should be published.

Na today, e don tey. If you think Nigeria will ever be good, you're just dreaming. Things are moving from bad to worst.

We are the cause of our problems

Has anybody received an invite in Ebonyi? Please quote me if u have...

nonsobaba:
I have said it repeatedly that abakaliki people are not real Igbos. Just imagine how that aturu of an Umahi is making fool of himself and his lowlife people before the whole country.

You're an idiot, this is why all these your Biafra bullshit will never work. What makes you think that you're better than Abakaliki people? Anu ofia, that woman I'm sure is living a better life than you motherfucker.

Gwan2:
As a lady especially in this part of the world, if you can't dress properly, I wonder what you can.. Because that is the only weapon most girls use as bait to get guys here.
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Engage her in an intelligent discussion, ask her something like, Is she aware Robert Mugabe has been ousted?.......You will end up defining Robert Mugabe's gender, country, religion, race and position to her.
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Engage her in a romantic discussion.......Na Gbese
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Engage her in a discussion about her own body anatomy.... You will end up convincing her that her ovaries is not located around the neck but rather below her abdominal region.

You just nailed it bro, Intelligent and enlightened girls are just hard to come by. They will dress so attractive and seductive but when you discuss with them, you will discover that in the right side of their brain, nothing is left and in the left side of their brain, nothing is right.

The latest versions of the uc mini is even messing up, background downloading is now very poor; download stops after few minutes of switching to another app.

Hmmm naija matter have taya me.

OK, na election week na. Useless touts

diegwu01:
You must be an IPOB terrorist,
So where do you think i am, Afghanistan??
No market was closed, the love for PMB moved them out
School children where allowed to see the president because they were eager and so no activities in Schools for Today

Mechie onu nwokem. Dave declared today public holiday, school children were equally sent back home.

This Ugwuanyi no dy ever dress like Igbo.

achi4u:
Most people are indoor as police refuses to allow people go out. They wanted us to see Buhari by fire by force but you trek to the stadium odikwaegwu

I heard the road was blocked at ahia ofu (ie coming from the Ezzangbo axis) so I'm not ready for such endurance trek.

mrphysics:
Don't mind that fool.

Can you see what is happening in Ai as we speak

I didn't go to Ai, what's up, how's the thing going?

Put the damn thing here na

JayCynic:
Lemme tell you what your incapacitated brain does not understand, there is a vast difference between the phrases "almost forgot" and "dont know". I think you should try and employ a 3-year old Almajiri to teach you English. You obviously know less than they do

Mpama

JayCynic:
He should be fined heavily for drunk driving. Thank God nobody died.


Meanwhile, I almost forgot that Ebonyi is a State in Nigeria.

Why won't you forget when you're an illiterate, look for any nursery pupil around you to teach you the 36 states and capital in Nigeria, mumu.

hopefulLandlord:
Yes o! Yahweh is imaginary and useless

Help me tell them.

PaulOgenyi:
why are you pained? Are Ebonyi people not gala hawkers?

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You're just brain dead, just swerve kid.

PaulOgenyi:
But he said the truth, ebonyi people are professional gala hawkers

As they hawk gala, have they ever asked you for food or anything? What have you ever done for yourself if not your parents?

PaulOgenyi:
please go and hawk gala. 2nd class Igbos

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Who is this wasted spermatozoa?

BeijinDossier:
Truth is bitter, Ebonyi people are nomadic professional gala hawkers in the day time and armed robbers at night. I spit on all Ebonyi people because they see hawking of gala as their highest ambition in life. Cursed people.

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There is no gain conversing with a retard like you, so just fu^ck off.

Armour:
If it were in olden days, you would have been struck dead by now for insulting the Almighty God.. Mumu

Hahaha so your God has lost his power nowadays? Science and technology is where old Gods go to die, we will be burying your God ( Yahweh) soon. Your God will continue losing his powers because people are becoming wiser.

BeijinDossier:
Ebonyi is only rising in gala hawking across Nigeria. Ebonyi people are not even Igbos. Igbos generally treat ebonyi people as slaves and almajiris.

Look at this mofo, you think you are better than any Ebonyi man? Those who are hawking have chosen a legitimate means to make a living instead of being a robber like you. And we don't even give a fu^ck about being regarded as Igbo or not, it doesn't stop us from living our normal life. So go get a life motherfucker.