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Uhm, thats the sound of relief. afterall we were not meant to be. I have never dreamt of having you as my girl, just don't cry cos am yet to do my worst. Disgusting freak.
This is d letter that did it all. Ha ha

Cos being single is being peaceful.

@oluclem Calling names is not the issue. There are fake men of God out there just to destroy lives adding such sermons is not a big deal.

Hmm,

@ogidiboy i don't mean to sound that the girl jazz me but the thruth is that i love her.sincere advice pls.

What gifts should i buy coz her birthday is around the conner. Advice also needed

@poster Why all this proverbs without the presentation of kola. Abeg send mine to my inbox right away!

@ogidiboy she is an igbo girl and what?

Pls. I need an advice and not an insult to my personality.

@tcharged she gat a job.

Old jokes

My girl always compares me to other guyz about what they buy for their girlz n she is always demanding. Advice needed

My girl is always comparing me to other guyz about what they buy for their girlz n she is always demanding. Advice needed

They talk much of what happens in relationships how to contract a relationship and how to dissolve it. Infact they say virtually everything in a romantic way.

Just recently i notice that our church leaders talks more on sex related topics even in the presence of underaged teens,

If u no lyk d joke then at least applaud me for for my calculations abi u never know i b mathematician 1 +1 in marriage =1 more troubles.

I no fit shout;-)

I no fit shout;-)

Its only a joke and nevertheless i want to exersice my freedom of movement and that include movement of hands, fingers etc. Court order!

Its only a joke and nevertheless i want to exersice my freedom of movement and that include movement of hands, fingers etc. Court order!

Its only a joke and nevertheless i want to exersice my freedom of movement and that include movement of hands, fingers etc. Court order!

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Since yesterday the press has not ceased interviewing the mother of mutalab on the possibility that mutalab is not a nigerian. And it is later revealed by reliable source that muttalab is a finished product of a relationship b/w umar's mother and a kenyan 'pla.ya' who she met in togo in 1986, so thinking that the pla*ya is a togolese sent mutallab to togo so as to learn their culture(underwear terroism) so as to please his father whenever he wants him back. And another report has it that president of America is too lenient with the suspect(muttalab) cos' they are all product of kenyan pla.yas. But thank goodness that umar has castrated himself if not the news of kenyan pla.yas will be endless.(just kidding)

My type of woman has to be like kristine hermosa, though she is a filipino I like her role in 'the promise' i hope i will get to meet her and profess my feelings for her, who knows she may even dream of having a 9ja dude as a horse-bang(d)

I like this tutorials, but what if the gurl dislikes jokes. Then what?.