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PoliticsRe: Results Collation Begins In Rivers State (Live Updates) by mekussa(m): 11:10am On Apr 03, 2019
Dem don catch one IMPOSTOR for collation center.. E don red for am.
AAC representative dey quote bible.... After which e accept result
PoliticsRe: Results Collation Begins In Rivers State (Live Updates) by mekussa(m): 11:08am On Apr 03, 2019
openmine:
Na wa ohh make una take am easy this morning nah grin grin
Una want some people to take double sleeping pills today? cheesy cheesy
It is advisable.. Make the number of ZOMBIES REDUCE FOR THIS COUNTRY
PoliticsRe: Results Collation Begins In Rivers State (Live Updates) by mekussa(m): 11:02am On Apr 03, 2019
Donmedra:
small
Compared with the figures flying about? Yes.
Compared with other LGAS,? NO.
PoliticsRe: Results Collation Begins In Rivers State (Live Updates) by mekussa(m): 11:00am On Apr 03, 2019
Africankel:
You need help with mathematics?
Maths professor I hail you. FYI they cancel votes based on number OF REGISTERED VOTERS not collected PVCs or accredited voters and those wards had around 18,000 registered voters.
So, yes, I need help with the maths of how 11,000 is more than 18,000.
NB....I wrote what they reported on TV. I am not a fan of THE UBIMA LIZARD
PoliticsRe: Results Collation Begins In Rivers State (Live Updates) by mekussa(m): 10:56am On Apr 03, 2019
Obi AKPOR
AAC 7495
No need to waste my time to type PDP votes let someone else do that... As far as I am concerned, AAC HAS BEEN BLASCATTERED HERE
PoliticsRe: Results Collation Begins In Rivers State (Live Updates) by mekussa(m): 10:54am On Apr 03, 2019
Big Daddy Obi AKPOR is here. Total number of accredited voters is 296956
PoliticsRe: Results Collation Begins In Rivers State (Live Updates) by mekussa(m): 10:49am On Apr 03, 2019
Ekinematics:
Another day, another pain for APC/AAC.
Na OBI AKPOR I dey wait for
PoliticsRe: Results Collation Begins In Rivers State (Live Updates) by mekussa(m): 10:48am On Apr 03, 2019
5 wards were cancelled and from ALL INDICATIONS total cancelled votes are more than the difference between the two...
PoliticsRe: Results Collation Begins In Rivers State (Live Updates) by mekussa(m): 10:44am On Apr 03, 2019
We begin today.........
AAC 814
PDP 11855
OGU BOLU
PoliticsRe: Results Collation Begins In Rivers State (Live Updates) by mekussa(m): 5:26pm On Apr 02, 2019
Alezy:
PDP will have up to 250k votes from there
My own is... The gap from the 17 LGAs announced today will cover the total votes from the remaining LGAs.
PoliticsRe: Results Collation Begins In Rivers State (Live Updates) by mekussa(m): 5:22pm On Apr 02, 2019
garfield1:
You mean riggingcracy
TAKE HEART BRO....OBI AKPOR never come o
PoliticsRe: Results Collation Begins In Rivers State (Live Updates) by mekussa(m): 5:17pm On Apr 02, 2019
These guys should just be calling result for ONLY PDP AND AAC nah. Some party names be like abuse
PoliticsRe: Results Collation Begins In Rivers State (Live Updates) by mekussa(m): 5:15pm On Apr 02, 2019
OBI AKPOR VOTES COMING

PoliticsRe: Results Collation Begins In Rivers State (Live Updates) by mekussa(m): 11:38am On Apr 02, 2019
peeps4u:
Where is that buhariguy fuming all around threads yesterday
Probably treating his ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION..Meanwhile.....in Adoni LGA
PDP 92056
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Debt Profile Among Lowest In The World — Osinbajo by mekussa(m): 11:33am On Apr 02, 2019
buhariguy:
NO.

because US debt is 110% of their GDP.
Us government revenue is 31% of their GDP.
Nigeria government revenue is 6.25% of their GDP.
Now ask yourself who is in a better position to repay her debts?
I am in support of borrowing BUT only according to the limits of your income.
PoliticsRe: Results Collation Begins In Rivers State (Live Updates) by mekussa(m): 11:20am On Apr 02, 2019
So The LION KING lost his LGA?.... Bomboclat!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Results Collation Begins In Rivers State (Live Updates) by mekussa(m): 11:18am On Apr 02, 2019
AAC and APC members must be having menstrual cramps by now... Especially APC that have ONCE AGAIN lost ALL major oil producing states.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by mekussa(m): 11:36am On Mar 31, 2019
showafrica:
80% of Nigeria call of nature is poopoo or erection.. We are unhygienic and sexuaully active humans.
Before nko? Who 'HYGIENIC' EPP? For this 'NEXT LEVEL' If you no dey 'SEXUALLY ACTIVE' wetin you gain?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by mekussa(m): 1:34am On Mar 31, 2019
I was travelling from Abuja to Onitsha. I made sure not to eat anything the night before the trip, unfortunately, I ate moi moi from one hawker the previous afternoon. The night and morning before the trip, I respect myself go toilet about three times(I no fit sleep as I wan shit the moi moi cmmot before I travel) but nothing came out only mess. As journey start nothing worry me till we reach lokoja and the bus stop. I pay money enter toilet. I dey there till the attendant start to knock for door...lo and behold no only mess commot.
Na till we pass Auchi na im my enemies and my belle do meeting decide to embarrass me. I try hold am but I use brain discover say na dis type of water water shit wey even if u try hold am, e go just dey leak small small dey commot. I no carry bag not to talk of tissue and inside d bus, na me talk pass so everybody been don notice me. See sweating that day. I sharply start to tell them say my belle dey worry me because of smell of fuel wey driver buy. By the time the driver stopped, d shit been don dey leak. Na so I run enter one bush close to uromi download everything. Na after I finish na im I realize say I don soil my boxers and I dey for middle of soldier ant. I quietly use my hanky clean up(the ants dey on top of d leaves), I commit d boxer throw inside d bush and enter motor.
Everybody dey pity me that day. Someone even gave me her seat close to d window so that breeze will b touching me. Since that day in 2016, I don't eat ANYTHING 24 HOURS BEFORE TRAVELLING
RomanceRe: Guys, Would You Allow Your Woman To Walk Around Your House Dressed Like This by mekussa(m): 11:34pm On Mar 26, 2019
Why not?
Foreign AffairsRe: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by mekussa(m): 9:18am On Mar 06, 2019
Pakistan has been under LOTS of HEAT since the double jeopardy of the terrorist attack in India and the downing of the Indian jet.
They made the first moves towards deescalation (you don't do that if you BELIEVE you can win a fight). The clampdown on terrorist groups is another overture to the Indian government.
Methinks the fact that not many countries came out to back the Pakistanis on this has forced them to the table.
The world is run by MONEY... India has more o it than Pakistan.
Foreign AffairsRe: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by mekussa(m): 1:39pm On Mar 02, 2019
nemesis8u:
This is my last post here on the topic


And for a certain person if any decency is still there in him or self respect , better not tag me with moronic posts

I will no longer be replying in this thread or otherwise
Bro, you should have 'IGNORED' him. His agenda is 'OBVIOUS' .
RomanceRe: Ungrateful Girlfriend Was Not Happy With Her Valentine Gift, Scatters Everywhere by mekussa(m): 11:34pm On Feb 15, 2019
The title of post should have been something like....'UNGRATEFUL EX-GIRLFRIEND......'.
U try am with me, U become an EX on the spot and u MUST pay for everything u scatter.... Before I KICK YOUR MORONIC ASS OUT OF THE ROOM.
RomanceRe: Lady Seen Beating Her Man After She Caught Him Talking To Another Lady by mekussa(m): 4:18pm On Jan 25, 2019
i for don give her RANDY ORTON RKO tey tey ... No time to check time
Foreign AffairsRe: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by mekussa(m): 7:39am On Jan 17, 2019
Hope loss of life was minimal. The bastards have picked up more ammo for sneak attacks.

allexpensive, na only u I officially know from that side of armed forces(might be wrong). Hope you are safe

Foreign AffairsRe: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by mekussa(m): 1:54pm On Jan 16, 2019
Everything and every attack shown in those videos have already been discussed/ argued here on this thread. It doesn't change the face that in this case, BOKO F-CKING HARAM did better propaganda than the Nigerian Military. Think of the psychological boost these videos will give to potential virgin hunters. The questions that begs for answers is : DID THE MILITARY LEARN ANY MAJOR LESSONS FROM THESE ENGAGEMENTS? HAVE THE CORRECTIONS BEEN TAKEN AND APPLIED?.
From some reactions here, the Terrorists have already achieved some of their major objectives which include: Discrediting the military and making them look super human.
HOWEVER, THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE THE FACT THAT SOME UNITS TURNED OVER FULLY FUNCTIONAL AMMO TO THE BASTARDS NOR THE FACT THAT MOST OF THE TIME WE ARE CAUGHT PANTS DOWN DUE TO SHODDY BASE DEFENCE.
GODSPEED TO OUR BOYS. COME RAIN OR SHINE VICTORY IS OURS. ONE DAY WE WILL GET THE ARMY LEADERSHIP WE NEED
CrimeRe: Security Guard Slaps Lady For Raining Insults On Him At An Eatery (pics) by mekussa(m): 6:35pm On Jan 09, 2019
D man no Try At All. E for give her BROCK LESNAR style SUPLEX. Ugly hoe insulting the poor hustler because she wan buy 500naira moi moi...Idiots everywhere.
Foreign AffairsRe: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by mekussa(m): 2:14pm On Dec 31, 2018
allexpensive:
Or maybe lack of discipline. That's what I have noticed. The military job Is not meant to be comfortable, you just have to adapt to it. Some of my boys leave their gear in the vehicle because they feel it's extra wahala. I didn't complain till we got back and I made it known to my superior who corrected them.

However, apologies to captainstephen. NA boys seems not to have this morale and discipline naturally and feel they can fight like the the enemies with boot, shirt and riffle alone. I have seen several military gear left behind during patrol due to soldiers negligence. I feel the Army brass should enforce strict disciplinary actions towards any soldier in a bad fatigue in public pictures.

I haven't been hit before but I am very sure the vest has saved serval lives. I don't even joke with my head gear.
Not in the military but have faced QUITE A FEW life and death situations in the Northeast especially the 2011- 2013 years and like you said....IT TAKES DISCIPLINE not to forget the little SURVIVAL INSTRUCTIONS you were given when you are under fire.
The video HENRY shared on the Brits and Talis goes a long way to reinforce that.
Foreign AffairsRe: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by mekussa(m): 11:58am On Dec 28, 2018
jakeporeshenko:
Men of the Nigerian army MNJTF in Baga, these are the galant solideirs currently engaging BHTs (see their hand bands)

Let’s hope they come out of this fight untop the enemy
And some REMFs in their AC offices will be jumping upandan, screaming court martial when peoples children and parents have to fall back from an area when they run out of ammo without backup.
For bleeps sake even the dumb know that Baga is Directly on the frontier of this fight. This is a prime location where ATTACKs against bokos should emanate from and should be overflowing with Men, Ammunition and ISR assets. Take the battle to the FUC-ERs.
Foreign AffairsRe: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by mekussa(m): 8:19am On Dec 28, 2018
Stephandeswardt:
I remember when i made this statement, people were insulting........i am in this military and i have been in the N. E BH has the initiative at the fringes, i am trained higher than the regular Infrantry, and i have paid my dues......what we need is a major offensive , that will push at least 30 kilo into our neighbours territory, i am a navy type and already hearing news about my brothers in Baga........lets beat this maddness into submission and make them respect us, and let them know there will be consequences for each out post attacked........
This idea of feeding our men and weapons piece by piece to this beasts is outrageous. These men and material lost over the past 60 days is enough to launch a MASSIVE and MAJOR military offensive against their strongholds and kick their asses to kingdom come. Its like we have become their armoury.
The attrition rate is mind boggling
FashionRe: Face Of Omambala And Miss Orumba 2018 Contestants (Photos) by mekussa(m): 7:50am On Dec 23, 2018
AlexReports:
Countdown continues to the most anticipated pageant show in the south east that cuts across Orumba LGA and Omambala LGA of Anambra state.

The event is holding on the 29th of December at Marble Arch Hotel, Awka

Who wears the crown as Face Of Omambala and Miss Orumba 2018?

See how to vote your favourite contestant in both pageants

How to vote for omambala contestants �� Who wears the crown!!!!
To vote your favorite contestant into our boot camp
1. Follow @faceofomambala_ng
2. Like and comment on her photo
3. Tag others to do same
#faceofomambala2018
#foon2018
#driguedo #imagecosmetics #soulmatetv #greatrockmovies #anambrastategovernment #sonesstv

For omambala contestants @faceofomambala_ng

For Orumba �
Who wears the crown !!!
To vote your favorite contestant into our boot camp
1. Follow @missorumbanaija_org
2. Like and comment on her photo
3. Tag others to do same
#missorumbanaijaqueen
#mon2018
#driguedo #imagecosmetics #soulmatetv #greatrockmovies #anambrastategovernment #sonesstv

Instagram handle for Orumba contestants @missorumbanaija_org

Note:
Online voting starts December 1st and end 20 December
There is no OMAMBALA local government in Anambra state....who do you dis thing?
Foreign AffairsRe: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by mekussa(m): 12:10pm On Dec 10, 2018
bidex111:
And in no time you'll run mad.... the way you're ranting.
There's a saying: "NEVER ARGUE WITH A FOOL BECAUSE HE/SHE WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO HIS/HER LEVEL AND WIN WITH EXPERIENCE".

Oga Bidexii.... These fools are not worth the effort. Replying them is akin to dragging your reputation down in their MUD.

Lemme end with this: " IF YOU PLAY WITH A PIG, IT GETS HAPPY AND YOU GET DIRTY ".
Peace bro.....don't let them derail you.

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