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Romance / Re: The Story Of An Average Naija Guy by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:25am On Oct 11, 2016
Oh damn!!! This is mind-blowing!
Romance / Re: What Can I Do, My Wife Naked Herself And Curse Me In The Middle Of The Night by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:11am On Oct 11, 2016
TrapQueen77:
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When the wife is naked... The husband shud naked too.... When she cursed u, cursed her back too and let him bend over... U will see, she will like it cheesy

Shit!! You just didn't teach him the secret Ultimate fuckery method?? grin grin
Romance / Re: Guys Can You Date/marry A Single Mother! by Mekzyzeus(m): 9:22pm On Oct 06, 2016
Sleek girl..sorry, meant "guy" cool
Romance / Re: ***** by Mekzyzeus(m): 9:10am On Oct 04, 2016
Luckygurl:
So dear!! The only issue you've got with him is he doesn't provide your 'needs'??

If I may ask, need like?

Hold on anyway!! Wouldn't you feel better if you actually provided those stuffs for yourself, like you work, earn and spend lavishly on yourself.
I mean, it saves you that headache of having to request for any favour from him.

I'm not saying he shouldn't spend on you, the problem here is the way you demand for it like it's your birthright.
If he decides to do it out of his own freewill, fine!!
If not, life goes on undecided

Get that mindset of a guy been in charge of taking care of you off you.
Most times, it gives him more leverage than normal in the relationship.

You can do this dear kiss


Spot on!!
You just won my respect smiley
Nairaland / General / Re: See What A Girl Used To Cook For Her Boyfriend Will Make You Go Mad by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:22am On Oct 01, 2016
TrapQueen77:
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Hats off to this girl who Cooked meal for her useless bf with her menses, tat was a good revenge there... He's an ass**** for cheating and even taking home his wh0re angry angry angry


But on the other side, well the man is still married and not legally divorced yet so I think she shud give a gap until he is free. coz if the wife will know it, she may prolonged his agony by not divorcing him and surely he will lose his case as well in the court...

Karma is surely a bitch!
She's intimate with married men, and tis totally okay to her..but can't deal with "a cheating boyfriend"??
She needs to be boiled in frying oil!!!
Romance / Re: She Is Being Admitted As We Speak by Mekzyzeus(m): 2:49am On Sep 21, 2016
On behalf of the "masculine race" of planet Pluto, we are delighted to finally encounter a Firm Male specie from Earth!

I totally support you on this.
Vengeance must be always profound and absolute

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Family / Re: Mom Is Having An Affair With Dad (Not Her Husband) by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:21pm On Sep 11, 2016
This is a typical situation where the parents choose to act like kids.
You stand a lot to lose; your step-mom and half- siblings trust (they will apparently accuse you of orchestrating the whole thing), your kids being exposed to an immoral lifestyle since your mum is having an affair under your roof. The list is endless
If am in your shoes, I will have a sit-down with your mum and dad and state your case, while still highlighting the negative impact their affair is causing you. Then terminate her stay. Tis quite tough with her being your mum and all, but as an adult, one has to be firm and take some drastic decision most time.
Good luck!

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Celebrities / Re: Will Smith Devastated After His Son Said "He Want's To Remove His Manhood by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:02pm On Sep 11, 2016
What Will Smith dotted in Alien gene during the Men in Black movie, and accidentally passed it on to his offspring ?? cheesy wink cheesy
Even chop off your head, and be just "headless human ghost" cheesy
Romance / Re: Beer Parlour Men Keeps Toasting Me, Help! by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:53pm On Sep 11, 2016
Simple.."ya a beer palour girl" cheesy

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Politics / Re: I'll Get Economy Right By The Grace Of God - Buhari by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:50pm On Sep 11, 2016
Hian!!!
Next, he will start blaming God for not getting it right eventually cheesy

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Nairaland / General / Re: Bag Of Rice May Sell For N40,000 By December – Minister by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:48pm On Sep 11, 2016
Okay.
I still at loss why Rice importation will be banned when we are yet to boost local rice production to even feed a village..
You sure say Nigeria ain't the biblical "city of Bebel"??
Politics / Re: Biafra: Stop Being Greedy, Sabotage Cost Us Civil War – Igbo Prime Minister Warn by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:29pm On Sep 11, 2016
GMBuhari:
grin if Biafra is worthy of your patriotism as your signature says, then Buhari is worthy of my loyalty


5% speech was in reference to the voting statistics, but then Biafraudians don't need an insult before they scream to UN or ECOWAS or Embassies world wide, it's part of the propaganda and blackmail protocol and it's in your genes

Bye bye


You see nothing wrong with a PRESIDENT of a country literally degrading and publicly announced/promised to deal with people that didn't vote for him..? Tis so so bad seeing as he stuck to it!
I ain't for Biafra cos tis politically motivated..afterall.. the southeast states are governed by IGBOS, and still no noteworthy economic development.
Celebrities / Re: Maheeda Show Off Completely In Nak3d After She Quits Bleaching [PICS] by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:11pm On Sep 11, 2016
People ain't just buying what she's selling again!!
Global Recession ti-take over cheesy grin
Celebrities / Re: Jackie Chan Embrace Islam by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:45pm On Sep 09, 2016
jopretty:
Good for him. At least he'll still be able to practice kung fu when he dies with the wood abi firewood placed above him in his grave.

My dear..his ghostly back flips and death in the monkey shadow style will be TOO MUCH grin cheesy
Education / Re: ASUU Announces Date For Commencement Of Nationwide Strike by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:39pm On Sep 09, 2016
TINO26:
ASUU strike? on top economic recession? coupled with APC GOVERNMENT! God please o

This might probably be how God dealt with stubborn Nations in the bible.
Nsogbu dizikwa!!!!!
Politics / Re: Chibok Girls’ Matter Is A Scam – Omatsola Williams, WOWICCN National President by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:22pm On Sep 09, 2016
yorubasmustprosper:
"Rev. Mrs. Omatsola Williams said people are now using it to promote themselves and pocket. “For me o’, I don’t believe that there is Chibok girl. We should not use the life of people to play ‘Jambo’ (game) at all. Some people are using this to make money".

This devilish woman is an slowpoke of the highest order..
I swear, Vanguard has a hidden agenda for promoting this useless news..

This useless woman should not involve herself on issues beyond her comprehension for whatever reason..

Chibok girls is not scam or at least, it's no longer scan..
After they have used it to achieve their evil motives in caging and handing over this country to Buhari and his gang of illiterates when it was convenient for them..

Nobody should mention me oh!

Chibok girls must be found by Buhari whether they exist or not, I am not interested in any other story around it..

Buhari and his Boko-ediots must provide Chibok girls by fire by force..

People like you gives me hope of a better Nigeria.
They must find the girl oh!!!

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Crime / Re: Omg! Student Murdered In A Hotel With Heart Missing After Visiting A Stranger by Mekzyzeus(m): 12:48pm On Sep 09, 2016
What some girls do for money cry kiss
Politics / Re: Kado Market Divided Btw GEJ And Buhari Snapshot by Mekzyzeus(m): 12:22pm On Sep 09, 2016
What's gonna happen come 2017/2018?? Na to dey wear arm band identifying your preferred candidates cheesy
Jobs will be given based on who you support.. na to dey read #BodyLanguage before answering cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: When You Girl Asks You To Choose Between Her And A Bag Of Rice.(+pics) by Mekzyzeus(m): 12:17pm On Sep 09, 2016
My dear..even 5 Bushel of rice is a viable exchnge rate this period grin grin
Politics / Re: How We Raised N1.6b For Akeredolu To Win Ticket Against Imposition’ by Mekzyzeus(m): 12:15pm On Sep 09, 2016
And these are Buhari's Saint??
3 persons(politicians in change era) comfortably parted(gambled) with 1.5B...Odinma !
Travel / Re: Lagos Slum Where Residents Live With Snakes, Crocodiles (photos) by Mekzyzeus(m): 11:56am On Sep 09, 2016
A reenactment of the "George of the Jungle" scenario shocked wink
Govt can't really stop people from living in the "amazon forest", abi na real Local Government be that?
They need government assistance though..
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce Looks More Beautiful With Barely No Make-up (photos) by Mekzyzeus(m): 9:37am On Sep 09, 2016
Lordkylie:
nawa o you guys just take every opportunity to diss nigerian girls#shame
Beyonce has make up on its just nt loud,she's rich and is married to jay-z,why wont she be ageless? Unlike sufferhead nigerian women mmtchew!

A moment of silence to enhance Illumination

Beyonce was wealthy and pretty before she got hitched, but unlike "our sufferhead nigerian women" (sic quote) that will only shine(Glitter like fake gold jewelry) when in relationship (apparently relationships are lucrative).
I ain't dissing anyone,but just stating the obvious. Am a feminist actually smiley
You no see as Linda Ikeji dey pretty even at her age?? angry grin
Politics / Re: Dear Lai, Change Does NOT Begin With Me by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:51am On Sep 09, 2016
ironheart:
i see an angry man here

#AngerBeginsWithMe
Romance / Re: . by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:13am On Sep 09, 2016
Before we start raising different opinions, let's settle this issue first.." is spoon the right cutlery to eat rice"?
Ain't spoons meant for soups??
Romance / Re: GUYS!! The Brother Constitution As A Friend And Brother by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:06am On Sep 09, 2016
TrapQueen77:
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And who made these constitutions?

-a bro can ditch his bros coz hoes are in his bed popping their loose cats... Who doesn't want a free drill anyway? undecided

What I'm trying to say is tat:
These types of amendments never existed to all men grin simply bcoz men in nature is jealous..

I think that's the only exception !
I betcha, I did ditch my "bro"(male friend oh) to drill my crush celebrity grin
Romance / Re: GUYS!! The Brother Constitution As A Friend And Brother by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:03am On Sep 09, 2016
A International Male conférence have to be convened sharply ! grin
Abeg when is the book launching ??
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Guy Calls You "My American Wonder Baby?" by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:57am On Sep 09, 2016
Tufiakwa!!! Mamagee and senseless threads eh.. angry
Education / Re: UNILORIN Website Got Attacked By Hackers (photos) by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:53am On Sep 09, 2016
madridguy:
Hacking, my dream course since year 00AD.

Countless night I dreamt about my internet "hacking" skills after the jack Bauer ish.
Fast-forward to 2016, I finally mastered how to type with MsWord cheesy grin cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Beyonce Looks More Beautiful With Barely No Make-up (photos) by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:46am On Sep 09, 2016
jessiecah:


Shut up grin

Don't worry!
I will keep the secret close to heart grin
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce Looks More Beautiful With Barely No Make-up (photos) by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:37am On Sep 09, 2016
TrapQueen77:



grin hahahhaaa. Ur so funny... Be careful with ur words, coz u may fall with tat "forgotten pumpkin leaves" ... tongue

Like Daniel in the holy book, we eat only fresh vegetables grin
Romance / Re: Naija Girls I Ready For Una by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:34am On Sep 09, 2016
Let's just put the blame on the "economic recession " grin
Cheers to the girls at high paying relationship oil companies. lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Dear Lai, Change Does NOT Begin With Me by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:20am On Sep 09, 2016
ironheart:
Change begins with the renewal of our mindsets OP. It does begins with you and i. We bash ourselves online yet we do not have the balls to confront these thiefs of a politician's. Until we are ready to demand our right physically, then we will see the change we seek

If ya generalizing about the concepts of change, then ya on the right track.
But if tis the Nigerias' #ChangeBeginsWithMe campaign, then JUMP ENTER LAGOON

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