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Crime / Re: Children Missing After NNPC Pipeline Explosion by Mekzyzeus(m): 7:16pm On Jul 25, 2016
Who do we believe now angry
Tis always the poor and vulnerable that suffers in this country ! Too bad!
So, NNPC even knew that the pipelines are long over due for servicing/replacement and still did nothing to that effect?
The community should sue the hell out of them!!

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Politics / Re: Bola Ige’s Murder: We Were Paid Huge Money In Abuja – Suspects by Mekzyzeus(m): 7:01pm On Jul 25, 2016
tundexijim:


NPF is not CBN...

So, you took that literally ??smh angry sad
In as much as "solving" high profile crimes is a welcome development, I really frown at the way the news (corruption cases inclusive) are shoved down our throats. !
Ain't it amazing that after some days of giving the directives to reopen the case, they already have some "suspects"??
The economy is quite bad, and that should take the front burner. They should quit distracting Nigerians with such stupid lame propaganda and focus on improving the economy. (ordinary Kerosene is N250perL)
My 2cents though
Politics / Re: Bola Ige’s Murder: We Were Paid Huge Money In Abuja – Suspects by Mekzyzeus(m): 2:54pm On Jul 25, 2016
From corruption to "solving" murder crimes.. cheesy cheesy
APC should please stop all these propaganda and tackle the economic crisis !

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Politics / Re: Return Home, Militants Advise South-east, South South Indigenes. by Mekzyzeus(m): 7:23am On Jul 25, 2016
TheNewIbadan:
Yorubas ain't going nowhere. Later dem go say Yorubas no travel past the SW. cheesy cheesy

Ipads don become terrorists. You know when anything anti-Yoruba is mentioned, Ibos are behind it. They're now hiding under the guise of ND militants. Cowards.

If anything happens to Yorubas in the SS, Ibos should remember that they have shops all over the SW. No one has monopoly over violence. For everyone's safety, let's hope it doesn't come to that.

Wetin concern "Igbo tribe" and the post
Stop fanning the flames of tribalism and racial profiling ! Quit blaming a whole tribe for the action of some mischief makers!!

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Romance / Re: Sex With Condom Or Sex Without Condom. Which Do U Practice Most??? by Mekzyzeus(m): 3:50pm On Jul 24, 2016
rosalieene:

lol I will do that on behalf of yourself, muva, benita27, saintsamuraii and mekzyzeus.

Hmmm.. you wan bleep us ni cheesy cheesy grin
Romance / Re: He Is In Love With His Fellow Guy And Doesnt Know Why,what Should He Do? by Mekzyzeus(m): 12:50pm On Jul 24, 2016
What manner of fuckery is this naw?? Shouldn't there be a "gay group" to post threads like this or something ?
Just negodu how you destroyed the purity of the "romance group!!!
Mods should do the needful and hide this thread oh!!
Romance / Re: Bum Short Is Not By Force by Mekzyzeus(m): 12:43pm On Jul 24, 2016
veetion:
Every female homosapian want to be in a bum short. is this Hot or Not

She is sexy and she knows it!!!! cheesy cheesy grin
Babes no care these days oh!!
Romance / Re: Sex With Condom Or Sex Without Condom. Which Do U Practice Most??? by Mekzyzeus(m): 12:38pm On Jul 24, 2016
MUVA:


Really? Cos last time I checked, Ellaone is a contraceptive pill.
Let me break it down for you; Ellaone is used by women to prevent pregnancy. Its NOT either anti-retroviral or anti-STI. Its a contraceptive pill.



Remind me again why you can't stop lying? undecided

BUSTED!!!!!!!! Way to go MUVA!! My nigga dey take "morning after pills" smiley cheesy

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Romance / Re: I Am In Love With Skarlett But Don't Know How To Tell Her by Mekzyzeus(m): 2:20am On Jul 16, 2016
skarlett:


I'd be blind not to see it grin grin

Thanks for the open declaration dear but what are pms for?

...and she get sense pass most ladies!!
Am impressed by your response smiley

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Romance / Re: Is She Leaving Me For My Friend by Mekzyzeus(m): 2:03am On Jul 16, 2016
I empathize with you bro!!
Truth be told, you lost your "supposed" girlfriend because you ain't financially buoyant !
Poverty na the highest "bastard" ever!!!!
Romance / Re: The Day I Had Quickie With My Boyfriend In Ikeja Shopping Mall by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:42am On Jul 14, 2016
Chysexy:
My boyfriend and I were in a big department store around ikeja. I saw this really nice dress and decided I would try it on. As I put the dress on, I called out to my boyfriend to ask him if the dress looked nice on me. We were feeling rather Hot from the night before but had fallen asleep then. My boyfriend asked
me to turn around so he could check my ass out in the black and white dress, and as I did he bent me over so I was facing the curtain-like door and holding it at each side to stop people from seeing in. While we were in that position, I will stop here until i see comments then i will post the rest but if you can't wait follow here to read the rest http://levelhealth..com.ng/2016/07/the-day-i-had-quickie-with-my-boyfriend.html

Lai Mohammed 2.0!!
Upgraded version of APC media propaganda[ cheesy tongue

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Romance / Re: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:52am On Jul 09, 2016
ademipeju:
undecided undecided undecided

I was perturbed wen I saw Lanicky campaigning and begging for vote for one of the contestants.

Maybe this girl dint know the post she dey hold, is she telling us that she is the one to choose her Mr. Nairaland?

How can a whole supposed Queen be going around shamelessly spamming Frontpage Post up and down.

She fit support her person but not as she is doing it, I swear that girl fall my hand and I must say u are a disgrace to the crown on your head.

O doju Timi gan, gan ni.

Lanicky o fall hand me gan gan ni.

Let see if your Mr. Nairaland will win Coz you don already pick d pesn you want. Oniranu. angry angry


Lanicky isn't worth to be miss nairaland confirmed.


Lanicky is Miss Nairaland !!!!! And she has a right to choice and campaign for someone ! Shey na pesin campaign for her ??
Make the thing dey pepper you die eh.. shocked cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: If You Have Seen This And Still Don't Believe In True Love Then ...... by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:34am On Jul 09, 2016
You dey the guy's mind abi?? cool grin
What if na hustle my guy dey run?? wink cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Think Being Called Sexy Means U Wanna Fcck Them? by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:32am On Jul 09, 2016
onila:


I told this guy hes sexy
he said why are you sexing me in my inbox

sexy might mean u are charismatic, sleek, cool, intelligent, posh , style

does not necessarily mean the person wanna fcck you

Okay naw........
I told this girl that she's sexy and has a sex appeal !
Does that mean I wanna bleep her?? kiss tongue
Politics / Re: Nigeia Has Finished Me Rejoinder by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:16am On Jul 09, 2016
ghostmist:
HELL NO!

the structure of the country is our enemy not the politicians...

if you doubt me, remove this set of politicians and install new ones in their place, you'd still get the same result.

Structure of the country, our MYOPIC mentality and lackadaisical attitude to issues.!!
Politics / Re: Nigeia Has Finished Me Rejoinder by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:07am On Jul 09, 2016
tit:
just restructure the country!
if not, you go stay here lamenting about "hate" from those frustrated by nigeria's system and instigated by those who benefit from keeping this tottering contraption.

one love

Infact...collect hug!
You hit the nail on the head.. Infact.. you don hammer the head for the nail tongue grin
Politics / Re: Nigeia Has Finished Me Rejoinder by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:04am On Jul 09, 2016
Balkan:
all the tribal bashing is of no use. What are we getting from it enmity. Look at the the amount money we here everyday being stolen and we are here talking about yorubas igbos and Hausas. We are all one. Let's build love among ourselves.

I also please with NDA, IPOB and Boko harram to think twice. We understand how wicked the politicians are and this the time to be the change we Want.

I am truly sorry for the tribal comments I have made here. And I believe we will have Nigeria where all of us will be proud of.

One love.


Hardship don make men humble!!
But ya right though! Say no to tribal or name checking bashing!!!!!
Science/Technology / Re: Let's Talk About Extraterrestrials, Aliens, UFOs: Are They Real? by Mekzyzeus(m): 3:25am On Jul 09, 2016
frostland:
I still have d believe dat life is only possible on earth, if DA exist why haven't we see dem?wat is still keeping dem to make demself visible? humans have gone into space and even check out some planetary bodies yet noting

Baba!! Imagine the chaos should the "government" confirm their existence. Ever heard about "Extra terrestrial Conspiracy Theories"??
I believe and know that we ain't alone in this world oh!!
There are countless possibilities... planets plenty naw!!
Romance / Re: You Paid Your Girlfriend A Surprise Visit And You Caught Her About Doing This. by Mekzyzeus(m): 7:05pm On Jul 07, 2016
Cherishing:
slap d hell

Goan sit down jare!! tongue tongue
You wan slap person wey dey do good work?? Or you mean the other type of slap?? shocked cool
Romance / Re: You Paid Your Girlfriend A Surprise Visit And You Caught Her About Doing This. by Mekzyzeus(m): 7:02pm On Jul 07, 2016
chiddyok:
He will probably say 'tap for 2'.


Baba..I hands up !!!! wink wink
Events / Re: John, Peter And Jamie Obidiegwu's Birthday (Photos) by Mekzyzeus(m): 7:00pm On Jul 07, 2016
shamecurls:
Where is the venue of the birthday party?



Is there item 7?

As rice don cost now
...but wat if item7 in the program is "asslicking"?? grin cheesy

**runs out of thread**
Crime / Re: AbiaPoly Student Stabs Landlord To Death For Interrupting Him During Sex by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:54pm On Jul 07, 2016
Food / Re: I Found This When I Opened Blue Band by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:53pm On Jul 07, 2016
VictorRomanov:
Its not bad for consumption. The spots u see is nature's way of balancing ur diet. They re rich in proteins and essential vitamins which is needed for proper brain function.

That's a damn fungi growth!! Shey you wan suffer from food poisoning??
Politics / Re: Bad State Of The Benin-Lokoja Road At Ekpoma by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:36pm On Jul 07, 2016
Zico5:
This is one of President Goodluck Azikiwe Ebele Jonathan legacy than we are singing his praise for. We the ipob youths appreciate u for creating and remodeled 250,000 Km of road within 5 years. Your legacy lives on.
What their hero cannot achieve in 5 years, they want an innocent man to do within a year. They think Nigerians are fools

Ask Osohmole!! GEJ had his faults and messed up big time.. agreed. But the op made mention of the "state governor" passing through same road. Why the slowpoke never fix am and demand reimbursement from FG??

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Politics / Re: Map Of Native Courts Of 1903 Showing Boundary Of Igbo Speaking People by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:27pm On Jul 07, 2016
Suntzung:
Ipob land grabers, SS's be careful those Ugandans Would soon claim ancestral ownership of you land and all the oyel we de there!

Just negodu your reasoning.. disgracing us upandan!! shocked angry sad
Career / Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:22pm On Jul 07, 2016
STARSHYNE:
I can't relate tongue embarassed





Then imagine it.. grin grin
Business / Re: 5 Simple Truth About Cement Business by Mekzyzeus(m): 9:09pm On Jul 06, 2016
mytime24:
can i drink it like ijebu garri angry

No!! You can use the cement bag as a tampon cool cool
Business / Re: Kerosene Now At 300/litre As Scarcity Hits And Supply Model Crashes by Mekzyzeus(m): 9:37am On Jul 06, 2016
jide219:
What's my business with kerosene when there is Gas

What's my business with gas when there's jet fuel .. cheesy grin ! Dudes be forming grin :

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Romance / Re: Man Slaps His Girlfriend Twice In Lagos For Calling Girl He Picked On Road Olodo by Mekzyzeus(m): 9:33am On Jul 06, 2016
Vycko:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Things dey happen

Hope ya in support of the slap in this "situation"?? cheesy grin cheesy
Business / Re: Kerosene Now At 300/litre As Scarcity Hits And Supply Model Crashes by Mekzyzeus(m): 9:30am On Jul 06, 2016
nintal:
I still respect APC.

O gini Respect..for this kind bad economic situation ?? angry

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Politics / Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:39am On Jul 06, 2016
Lucario007:
Good thing I don't live in Lagos. grin
On a more serious note though, It is a step forward in the right direction, though its a rather hard one to make. You can never spot hawkers on the streets in civilized countries, however, there should be some sort of way to recompense the massive loss of jobs and/or revenue this decision will make.

I agree with your about a contingency plan to buffer the effect and create more jobs to absorb the "hawkers/street traders".
But let's be plain, Nigeria ain't a civilized country, we are but a 3rd world underdeveloped country.
Even in the so called "developed" country, there's so form of street trading !

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