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Celebrities / Re: Beyonce Looks More Beautiful With Barely No Make-up (photos) by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:04am On Sep 09, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: Well said!! Nigerian girls be looking like forgotten pumpkin leaves in their late 20's, hence the need for heavy cover-ups |
Celebrities / Re: Oh My! See The Butt On First Lady Michelle Obama In This Photo by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:01am On Sep 09, 2016 |
Thought it was rumored that she's a transgender ?? 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Check Out Nadia Buhari's Outfit To A Friend's Wedding by Mekzyzeus(m): 3:58am On Sep 09, 2016 |
Ain't it a wonder how "these girls" after indulging in youthful debauchery , calm down in their late 20's and hook a man... Still waiting on Laura Ikeji head to cool But Nadia Buharii fine die!! |
Politics / Re: Dion Osagie Reacts To The Postponement Of Edo Elections. Photos by Mekzyzeus(m): 3:53am On Sep 09, 2016 |
Makes us wonder the drama that will play out come 2019. Nigeria is literally sitting on top gun powder 21 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Please I Need Advice My Side Chic Is Pregnant!!!! by Mekzyzeus(m): 11:12pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
Dude.. that ain't yours! The pregnancy has been transferred to someone who's financially stable...YOU!! Let her put to birth, and go then run a DNA test on the kid. Thank me later |
Education / Re: Kenyan Student Had Sex With Her Lecturer & He Gave Her 'E', Then She Did This by Mekzyzeus(m): 11:05pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
Poor sexual performance warrants poor grade [color=#990000][/color] 41 Likes |
Romance / Re: Should Sex Robots Be Banned? by Mekzyzeus(m): 11:04pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
Man wants to play God!! Artificial can never beat the real thing!! Produce billions of sex robots... and leave all the "real things" for me, IamLegend and co |
Romance / Re: Urgent Help Please by Mekzyzeus(m): 2:41pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
A pair of slim fit jeans, a nice tee, polo or shirt(Not those corporate ones oh), and pair of footwear( not sandals or flip flops) And carry some gees! Goodluck 1 Like |
Romance / Re: See The OAU Student That Holds The Guinness Book Of Record For Longest Sex Ever by Mekzyzeus(m): 2:25pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
LuvU2: Wouldn't we all want to know... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Happening Now: Reno Omokri Opens The Rotten Egg, Digs Out ALL Lai's GEJ Bashing. by Mekzyzeus(m): 1:53pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
oyinkinola: Tis exhausting having an intellectual argument with you. You dey fall hand! Lemme leave it at that before you further embarrasse yourself |
Politics / Re: Happening Now: Reno Omokri Opens The Rotten Egg, Digs Out ALL Lai's GEJ Bashing. by Mekzyzeus(m): 11:04am On Sep 08, 2016 |
Oblitz: This shows that all these yahoo plus boys still dey apprenticeship under the grand 419 master APC My dear! We never see shomtin yet 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Happening Now: Reno Omokri Opens The Rotten Egg, Digs Out ALL Lai's GEJ Bashing. by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:55am On Sep 08, 2016 |
oyinkinola: Atleast we both agree that things are bad!! I honestly don't give a horse shit about the political parties (PDP or APC), am just concerned about the future of this country and the future of the generation to come. Things are quite bad and the future looks bleak 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Am I Doing The Right Thing? (screenshots) by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:48am On Sep 08, 2016 |
This is a typical "Mexican Stand off" The advantageous girl meets the advantageous guy : 1 Like |
Romance / Re: On Homosexuality... by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:36am On Sep 08, 2016 |
Maybe we should blame God for this abi?? Why didn't he create Adam and Tony, or maybe Eve and Adaku.. instead he chose to create a Male and Female. I have no problem with homosexuality, but I seriously frown on people ALWAYS trying to chuck it down our throat! |
Romance / Re: Guys Beware by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:23am On Sep 08, 2016 |
asuo27: Maybe we should bleep then, so you do the needful and procure the "recharge card" |
Romance / Re: Guys Beware by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:21am On Sep 08, 2016 |
asuo27: We are way past the recharge card issue as it is now. Just recounting some gold-digging experience with mere first time casual acquaintance. But since you wanna take US back, then... Lady.. get your ass up from the bed, wash your face and maybe pour water on your head, stand in front of the mirror for 2hours and memorize these words.." NOBODY OWES ME ANYTHING and THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND ME"! Repeat that therapeutic message every morning and maybe you shall be illuminated. |
Religion / Re: Shocking: Church Members Wash Roads With Detergents For Their Pastor Motor by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:12am On Sep 08, 2016 |
HateU2: Now you know why we are called "Third world country".. or maybe they meant "flint-stone ice aged country"! Fucktards be practicing Christianity more than the missionaries that brought them to us. |
Politics / Re: Happening Now: Reno Omokri Opens The Rotten Egg, Digs Out ALL Lai's GEJ Bashing. by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:08am On Sep 08, 2016 |
oyinkinola: I weep for propagandist like you! Ain't we in this catastrophic mess together?? Things are bad, and tis quite glaring that this administration don't have an economic plan. God save Nigeria. 42 Likes |
Politics / Re: Happening Now: Reno Omokri Opens The Rotten Egg, Digs Out ALL Lai's GEJ Bashing. by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:05am On Sep 08, 2016 |
kenny987: Collect HIGH FIVE for this... 37 Likes |
Romance / Re: Guys Beware by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:00am On Sep 08, 2016 |
asuo27: Okay then. On a totally related topic.." please I need recharge card". Please don't turn me down 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys Beware by Mekzyzeus(m): 9:57am On Sep 08, 2016 |
torqque7: LOL@ GNLD marketer Tis quite pathetic the level of "gold-digging" some "obere" girls delve into. Don't get me started on my experience. Maybe we should blame the increased corporate gold-digging on the economy. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys Beware by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:38am On Sep 08, 2016 |
torqque7: My brother.. for her, relationships or even mere acquaintance are full time paying oil jobs!! Apparently, she's a slokepoke pleb 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys Beware by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:33am On Sep 08, 2016 |
asuo27: We resemble "Recharge card vendors ni" What then do you request from the guys..? Food, Indomie, Cars, house rent or maintenance funds ?? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Please Help: What's The Best Response To Give To This Chick by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:25am On Sep 08, 2016 |
royalvalentine19: No be una Bible teach us say " the violence taketh by force" Moreso, most slokepoke feel that "the proof of desire is Pursuit" |
Romance / Re: Please Help: What's The Best Response To Give To This Chick by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:20am On Sep 08, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: Gbam!! Well said... Thought am the only that knows this. "Some people" are just mentally and intellectually backward 1 Like 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Please Help: What's The Best Response To Give To This Chick by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:16am On Sep 08, 2016 |
Jarizod: Obviously, it also takes a nano second to read the last paragraph of her post. She's asking for "a brother " |
Politics / Re: Seven Of Buhari's Actions That Led Nigeria Into Recession by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:55am On Sep 04, 2016 |
ikarm17: And the 95% still gnashes their teeth and wail in sorrow and regrets, while still refuting the glaring truth! |
Fashion / Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by Mekzyzeus(m): 12:02pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
I vote Iamkingzlee cc NLJega 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Bola Ige’s Murder: We Were Paid Huge Money In Abuja – Suspects by Mekzyzeus(m): 7:50pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
NOETHNICITY: Apparently you are a dimwit and must be the afrometioned slowpoke local mechanic! People with your reasoning and myopic thinking makes me weep for this generation ! Must you be spoon fed too b4 you comprehend my point?? Infact, Gerrarahia and quit mentioning me.. |
Politics / Re: Budget Padding: I Have Been Vindicated – Obasanjo by Mekzyzeus(m): 7:42pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Ain't it Obasanjo that literally tried to impose himself on us via the botched third term tenure!! He brought and encouraged the rot in the National Assembly! Infact, jungle justices should be melted out to all poli-theifcians!! 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Blast American Airline Over Delayed Flight [PICS] by Mekzyzeus(m): 7:28pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Quick question.."Shey the blandie never fly for Nigeria where flights are delayed and postponed like meetings, and finally cancelled when you don vex die"?? |
Crime / Re: Children Missing After NNPC Pipeline Explosion by Mekzyzeus(m): 7:19pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
shamecurls: Baba!! You just committed treason !! Because you and your loved ones and your source of livelihood ain't affected abi?? Continue..but know that "what goes around comes around.." 2 Likes |
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