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Celebrities / Re: Beyonce Looks More Beautiful With Barely No Make-up (photos) by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:04am On Sep 09, 2016
TrapQueen77:
She's ageless... kiss

Well said!!
Nigerian girls be looking like forgotten pumpkin leaves in their late 20's, hence the need for heavy cover-ups cheesy grin
Celebrities / Re: Oh My! See The Butt On First Lady Michelle Obama In This Photo by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:01am On Sep 09, 2016
Thought it was rumored that she's a transgender ??

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Celebrities / Re: Check Out Nadia Buhari's Outfit To A Friend's Wedding by Mekzyzeus(m): 3:58am On Sep 09, 2016
Ain't it a wonder how "these girls" after indulging in youthful debauchery , calm down in their late 20's and hook a man...
Still waiting on Laura Ikeji head to cool grin cheesy

But Nadia Buharii fine die!!
Politics / Re: Dion Osagie Reacts To The Postponement Of Edo Elections. Photos by Mekzyzeus(m): 3:53am On Sep 09, 2016
Makes us wonder the drama that will play out come 2019. Nigeria is literally sitting on top gun powder sad angry

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Romance / Re: Please I Need Advice My Side Chic Is Pregnant!!!! by Mekzyzeus(m): 11:12pm On Sep 08, 2016
Dude.. that ain't yours!
The pregnancy has been transferred to someone who's financially stable...YOU!!

Let her put to birth, and go then run a DNA test on the kid. Thank me later
Education / Re: Kenyan Student Had Sex With Her Lecturer & He Gave Her 'E', Then She Did This by Mekzyzeus(m): 11:05pm On Sep 08, 2016
Poor sexual performance warrants poor grade cheesy[color=#990000][/color]

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Romance / Re: Should Sex Robots Be Banned? by Mekzyzeus(m): 11:04pm On Sep 08, 2016
Man wants to play God!! Artificial can never beat the real thing!! grin cheesy
Produce billions of sex robots... and leave all the "real things" for me, IamLegend and co smiley wink
Romance / Re: Urgent Help Please by Mekzyzeus(m): 2:41pm On Sep 08, 2016
A pair of slim fit jeans, a nice tee, polo or shirt(Not those corporate ones oh), and pair of footwear( not sandals or flip flops)
And carry some gees!
Goodluck

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Romance / Re: See The OAU Student That Holds The Guinness Book Of Record For Longest Sex Ever by Mekzyzeus(m): 2:25pm On Sep 08, 2016
LuvU2:
Where is d video record cos i'm curious to know it was confirmed

Wouldn't we all want to know... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Happening Now: Reno Omokri Opens The Rotten Egg, Digs Out ALL Lai's GEJ Bashing. by Mekzyzeus(m): 1:53pm On Sep 08, 2016
oyinkinola:

...you can't see the bright at the end of tunnel because you have short vision!

Tis exhausting having an intellectual argument with you. You dey fall hand!
Lemme leave it at that before you further embarrasse yourself
Politics / Re: Happening Now: Reno Omokri Opens The Rotten Egg, Digs Out ALL Lai's GEJ Bashing. by Mekzyzeus(m): 11:04am On Sep 08, 2016
Oblitz:
e be like film trick. 170 million+ people scammed.

This shows that all these yahoo plus boys still dey apprenticeship under the grand 419 master APC cheesy
My dear! We never see shomtin yet grin cheesy

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Politics / Re: Happening Now: Reno Omokri Opens The Rotten Egg, Digs Out ALL Lai's GEJ Bashing. by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:55am On Sep 08, 2016
oyinkinola:

hooo! park joo!
what is catastrophic now that didn't during the looted era?

Atleast we both agree that things are bad!!
I honestly don't give a horse shit about the political parties (PDP or APC), am just concerned about the future of this country and the future of the generation to come.
Things are quite bad and the future looks bleak

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Romance / Re: Am I Doing The Right Thing? (screenshots) by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:48am On Sep 08, 2016
This is a typical "Mexican Stand off"
The advantageous girl meets the advantageous guy grin grin :

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Romance / Re: On Homosexuality... by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:36am On Sep 08, 2016
Maybe we should blame God for this abi??
Why didn't he create Adam and Tony, or maybe Eve and Adaku.. instead he chose to create a Male and Female.

I have no problem with homosexuality, but I seriously frown on people ALWAYS trying to chuck it down our throat!
Romance / Re: Guys Beware by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:23am On Sep 08, 2016
asuo27:
Speaking from your point of view concerning this topic.
No be me dey fucck you, so ask your babe. grin

Maybe we should bleep then, so you do the needful and procure the "recharge card" cool cool embarassed
Romance / Re: Guys Beware by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:21am On Sep 08, 2016
asuo27:
So recharge card is part of gold-digging?.


We are way past the recharge card issue as it is now. Just recounting some gold-digging experience with mere first time casual acquaintance.
But since you wanna take US back, then...
Lady.. get your ass up from the bed, wash your face and maybe pour water on your head, stand in front of the mirror for 2hours and memorize these words.." NOBODY OWES ME ANYTHING and THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND ME"!
Repeat that therapeutic message every morning and maybe you shall be illuminated.
Religion / Re: Shocking: Church Members Wash Roads With Detergents For Their Pastor Motor by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:12am On Sep 08, 2016
HateU2:
Just when I thought I have seen it all undecided
I mean the one that claims his D!CK is spiritual and the members should suck it undecided
Or the one that punished his members by asking them to eat grass undecided.


The world should just come to an end already please cry

Now you know why we are called "Third world country".. or maybe they meant "flint-stone ice aged country"! grin
Fucktards be practicing Christianity more than the missionaries that brought them to us.
Politics / Re: Happening Now: Reno Omokri Opens The Rotten Egg, Digs Out ALL Lai's GEJ Bashing. by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:08am On Sep 08, 2016
oyinkinola:
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...it's certain that change wont come to Nigerian patriotically, it will be forced!

I weep for propagandist like you!
Ain't we in this catastrophic mess together?? Things are bad, and tis quite glaring that this administration don't have an economic plan.
God save Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Happening Now: Reno Omokri Opens The Rotten Egg, Digs Out ALL Lai's GEJ Bashing. by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:05am On Sep 08, 2016
kenny987:
They've been caught pants down and the sight ain't inspiring at all! tongue grin

Shrivelled, shrunken ballz n non-existent pricks...they're not actually what they claimed they were...

He who sows d wind shall reap a bountiful harvest of d whirlwind...open mouth anyhow when they're worse than those they criticise

Collect HIGH FIVE for this... smiley smiley

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Romance / Re: Guys Beware by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:00am On Sep 08, 2016
asuo27:
grin Hmm!, none of the above listed.
I hate being disappointed so will rather ask from someone i know wouldn't turn me down.

Okay then.
On a totally related topic.." please I need recharge card".
Please don't turn me down cool cool

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Romance / Re: Guys Beware by Mekzyzeus(m): 9:57am On Sep 08, 2016
torqque7:


Lol Bros the matter tire me sef,hmm alot of these girls around are just opportunists,thinking they are smart and all.

I met one girl in ph some years back and we went out for a few drinks and she was telling me she had a corper bf and all,then she asked of my job and as soon as I told her I worked in conflict areas like with the niger delta militants she then started talking about how she needed money for some gnld business,can you imagine just like that o,as if that was not enough she was talking about how she needed to get a few bowls of ice cream for her mum that night. Smh to me it was too soon to be making demands,ok if she was a friend I had known for long, fine or if I was dating her sure why not but I just met her and then she trying to form sharp ph girl for me?smh. I told her if she wanted money she should come to house and collect it simple,since she had no self worth or pride then il treat her that way.

LOL@ GNLD marketer grin
Tis quite pathetic the level of "gold-digging" some "obere" girls delve into. Don't get me started on my experience. cheesy
Maybe we should blame the increased corporate gold-digging on the economy.

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Romance / Re: Guys Beware by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:38am On Sep 08, 2016
torqque7:


How can see someone that you just met as a friend?if you are that pressed then ask your old friends or family that have known you for long.

Will you complain if we just meet and I start asking you to fvck me or give me a Mouth Action because I have not had sex for a long time and as a result I have blueballs and need your help or sympathy? undecided

My brother.. for her, relationships or even mere acquaintance are full time paying oil jobs!!
Apparently, she's a slokepoke pleb

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Romance / Re: Guys Beware by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:33am On Sep 08, 2016
asuo27:
This is why i can never ask a guy for recharge card.


We resemble "Recharge card vendors ni"
What then do you request from the guys..? Food, Indomie, Cars, house rent or maintenance funds ?? grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Please Help: What's The Best Response To Give To This Chick by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:25am On Sep 08, 2016
royalvalentine19:
how i wish all the guys in the world can just be like me.. Am down to earth asf.. I hate forcing a girl to be mine.dont force her just let her be.. But let her know you still want her to hang around .. And take time to let her like you well.. And dont be her foot mat

No be una Bible teach us say " the violence taketh by force" cheesy cheesy
Moreso, most slokepoke feel that "the proof of desire is Pursuit" tongue
Romance / Re: Please Help: What's The Best Response To Give To This Chick by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:20am On Sep 08, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin



Dating is fine.. U can date as many as u like as Long there's no "exclusive"...but once u accept one person to be ur gf/bf then, u let the rest know that ur off the market...

Gbam!! Well said... Thought am the only that knows this. "Some people" are just mentally and intellectually backward cheesy

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Romance / Re: Please Help: What's The Best Response To Give To This Chick by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:16am On Sep 08, 2016
Jarizod:
Aren't u supposed to be a female ur moniker is (f) and ur DP is that of a female but u wanto chyke another female!

Obviously a male behind this handle..

Obviously, it also takes a nano second to read the last paragraph of her post. She's asking for "a brother "
Politics / Re: Seven Of Buhari's Actions That Led Nigeria Into Recession by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:55am On Sep 04, 2016
ikarm17:


The 5% has spoken with bitter hatred as usual.

And the 95% still gnashes their teeth and wail in sorrow and regrets, while still refuting the glaring truth!
Fashion / Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by Mekzyzeus(m): 12:02pm On Aug 06, 2016
I vote

Iamkingzlee

cc NLJega

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Politics / Re: Bola Ige’s Murder: We Were Paid Huge Money In Abuja – Suspects by Mekzyzeus(m): 7:50pm On Jul 25, 2016
NOETHNICITY:
Some pple who are suppose to be educated are actually worse than my local machanic warri. How investigation of criminal cases impedes the wheel of governance and prevents the minister of finance and the CBN gov from doing their jobs remain a misery to me.
My friend if u ve nothing to criticise today, do ursef a favour, keep quite.

Apparently you are a dimwit and must be the afrometioned slowpoke local mechanic!
People with your reasoning and myopic thinking makes me weep for this generation !
Must you be spoon fed too b4 you comprehend my point??
Infact, Gerrarahia and quit mentioning me..
Politics / Re: Budget Padding: I Have Been Vindicated – Obasanjo by Mekzyzeus(m): 7:42pm On Jul 25, 2016
Ain't it Obasanjo that literally tried to impose himself on us via the botched third term tenure!! He brought and encouraged the rot in the National Assembly!
Infact, jungle justices should be melted out to all poli-theifcians!!

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Celebrities / Re: Banky W Blast American Airline Over Delayed Flight [PICS] by Mekzyzeus(m): 7:28pm On Jul 25, 2016
Quick question.."Shey the blandie never fly for Nigeria where flights are delayed and postponed like meetings, and finally cancelled when you don vex die"?? grin grin shocked
Crime / Re: Children Missing After NNPC Pipeline Explosion by Mekzyzeus(m): 7:19pm On Jul 25, 2016
shamecurls:
My sincere sympathy to the bereaved but I think the Niger Delta Avengers need more support and funding till Buhari bends in Abuja. #WhoIsDoingWho -(Infinity)

Baba!! You just committed treason !!
Because you and your loved ones and your source of livelihood ain't affected abi?? Continue..but know that "what goes around comes around.."

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