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Romance / Re: I Lied To Her And Now I Want To Marry Her (please Advise Me) by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:27pm On Jul 05, 2016
saintdennis:
You met her in Dec. '14 and till today July 5 2016 she hasn't been able to figure out u ain't in fct? Haba

Bro why do u wanna marry a dummy?

Anyway no need telling her the truth since she's either too dvll to figure it out or actually playing dvll to deceive you.

In either case just inform her you've been transferred to ibadan or just got a job in i.b so you moving back fully.
That will do the trick.

Bruh!!! You are enigmatic jare!!
She's a dimwit
Romance / Re: Do Ladies Still Appreciate Beautiful Flowers? by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:34am On Jul 05, 2016
royallord1:

grin cheesy hahahaa... wetin i for do..... dats what friends are for

Maka why?? grin grin
Okay..but tease the hell outta him!! As economy bad like this, why person go dey date a dimwit undecided lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Do Ladies Still Appreciate Beautiful Flowers? by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:29am On Jul 05, 2016
royallord1:

rose dey grow for 9ja some specie though..
my favourite is lady of the night... she releases very pleasant fragrance everymorning just before the morning sun hits it....

Ya right though........But....
Abeg give her "instagram likes and few mentions" and she be drooling over you!
Business / Re: Open Message To CBN: Solution To The Arising One Chance Bus & ATM Theft. by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:11am On Jul 05, 2016
BlackSeptember:
Facial Recognition undecided a lot of naija gals will have their cash trapped in various banks because the ATM won't recognise their different powdered face

Your "ako nu uche" is legendary !!
Business / Re: Open Message To CBN: Solution To The Arising One Chance Bus & ATM Theft. by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:09am On Jul 05, 2016
ladyF:
Facial recognition is good... but chai, that fingerprint own, odikwa very risky o. Make all these one chance people no go start to cut people fingers biko... shocked


It's [size=13pt]FynestGeh[/size] again grin grin grin

Mehn!!! You are like the "houdini" of my thoughts ! kiss
Romance / Re: Do Ladies Still Appreciate Beautiful Flowers? by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:04am On Jul 05, 2016
royallord1:
it depends largely on the upbringing of the girl.. if she comes from an exposed and multicultural background...maybe she or her siblings are oppurtuned to travel to the us.. maybe the area predominant with latin americans, south americans she would appreciate the flower and possibly tell you the type of flower and the meaning...
.......................B.................U..................T.....................
If nah pure naija babe... the case is different
a friend of mine came to my house many years back and was cutting our precious rose plants and other beautiful flower... all becos him wan show love... at the end he said the girl asked him if she was a GOAT that he was bringing GRASS FOR... my guy said it was a gesture of love... she then replied nah grass i go chop.... no b your mates they carry there babe go mr. biggs .. Matt ice cream ... and the rest.... she actually threw the flower back at him and if i was to charge him for the plant back then atleast 3000k...
MOST NIGERIAN BABES ARE BORN GLUTTONS.

Gbamest !!!
But..you for charge am oh!!.. atleast for his stupidity of dating a slowpoke dimwit
Politics / Re: Buhari Vs Obama Serving Food: Who Did It Better? by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:01am On Jul 05, 2016
Horus:
Have you noticed the number of "bodyguards" with President Buhari?

Bodyguards or the whole national battalion cheesy!!

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Romance / Re: Do Ladies Still Appreciate Beautiful Flowers? by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:01am On Jul 05, 2016
charijee:
Oh yes I do.....but it's been ages since i received one sad

Send me a rose and you'll forever remain dear to me

You mean vegetable leaves grin grin.??

Sorry.. I just couldn't resist! cheesy cheesy
But seriously, where rose dey for 9ja?

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Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by Mekzyzeus(m): 7:11pm On Jul 03, 2016
foolinlove:


It's like banging my head against a brick wall.

EVERYTHING is determined by genes. Sexuality, gender, personality, cancer amd so on. How am I supposed to prove this to you if you don't understand any of the background of geneology?

You are the one keeps changing the subject. Trying to look smart by copying stuff you googled. You can't even debate coherently.

You clearly have very little education on the subject of genetics - that's not abuse, it's how you present yourself. It's becoming clear to me your education in anything is very substandard.

Smh.

Seems we have reached an impasse !
It's not a smart move to accuse me of plagiarism when you can't simply swing an argument!
I too wonder at your intellectual ability cos you clearly reason like a 5year old still hooked on pacifier
Tread carefully, cos I buy ink by the barrel!!
Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:46pm On Jul 03, 2016
foolinlove:


Look, you need to stop reading the first things that pop up on google. I can't debate with someone who has a meagre education and keepa changing the subject.

I mean, what about Turners Syndrome? Kleinfelters?

Am I supposed to defend the very basis of scientific method here?

It's impossible for me to give you three years of education in a single post. Just stop.

I am not talking about androgens. I am not talking about gender dysphoria. I am talking about how out genetic makeup determines our sexual orientation.

Even animals have displayed homosexuality, because it is a variation that happens in nature.

Everything is genetic. EVERYTHING. Because it is determined by our genes and how they are expressed. The structure of your brain is determined and controlled by genes.

Why do I bother? Only people with extremely low exposure to education and the world thinm that homosexuality is somehow bad.

WTF are you talking about?
Don't get mad that you can't prove your point, not that anyone ever proved that homosexuality is linked to one's genes..a statement I wasted a better part of my time drumming into your head!
You want to walk me through genetics?? (LORD!!!) thats quite laughable!
You are too petty!
You brought up all the issues(sex chromosomes, gender dysphoria nd all) which I even took time to trash just to show you it has nothing to do with genetic sexual orientations!
Hurl insults all you want, but that still doesn't change the fact that genes has nothing to do with homosexuality!!
Politics / Re: Aregbesola Commissions 3 Blocks Of Classrooms by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:18pm On Jul 03, 2016
Vendoor:
keep up the good works.

Three blocks of classrooms Na better work be that oh grin cheesy
Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:13pm On Jul 03, 2016
foolinlove:


Because there is no single gene responsible. Sexuality is not as simple as "one gene". There are many examples of this in genetics, such as hair type and colour - several genes are responsible and each have their own effect on expression and dominance of the other genes involved.

Sexuality is not the same as gender "confusion". That is entirely different. Being born with a female brain and a male body is referred to as gender dysphoria and can be remedied through gender reassignment. It is not the same as being homosexual at all.

You mean "androgen insensitivity syndrome"? Tis a fact that sometimes chromosomal arrangement that is contrary to their phenotypic sex; for example, XX males or XY females can occur. Thats gender dysphoria which can be corrected via gender reassignment.
Am yet to see any recent research attributing ones genetic makeup to homosexuality
Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:55pm On Jul 03, 2016
GSKing:


Hope that isn't you on your profile photo? What a catastrophic waste that would be if at your age, you express yourself like a toddler crying over his lost pink toy.

You wrote like you were seeking my attention, asking and begging to be noticed, hahahahahahahaha, what a joke this dude is. sad


#BoyBye.

Ain't it obvious whose "pink toy" got missing!
It is quite laughable to honestly think people crave your attention!
Sit down before you hurt yourself boy!
Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:50pm On Jul 03, 2016
foolinlove:


I'm aware of how meiosis works and how chromosomal configurations determine gender. X and Y chromosomes aren't the only ones inherited from our parents.

Epigenetics I am also well aware of. DNA changes via mutation. Epigenetic factors only control expression of genes that are present to begin with.

You may also note that epigenetics involves genes - so you contradict yourself. It is genetic. Because it involves genes and their expression. Of course sexual orientation isn't expressed at birth. How many babies do you know that have sex?

My point is that..Nobody is born gay!! Environmental and social factors comes into play. Take for instance a baby boy being brought up as a girl and all.. unconsciously he starts exhibiting and imbibing girlish attributes! We all are no stranger to gender confusion.
How come scientists haven't been able to clearly demonstrate the "gay gene"
Homosexuality ain't genetic, but is an unconsciously learned habit!
Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:33pm On Jul 03, 2016
tyhgfrdeswscbhf:
I am a girl...but I have feeling for both girls and boys.....but my feelings for girls is higher

Outing your self on Nairaland?? Odinma!! Carry on..but am totally disgusted!
Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:31pm On Jul 03, 2016
GSKing:


Half the whole commenters on Nairaland are gay people. Get it?

I knew I as gay before I was even 5. There's no breaking free to be done here, one has to chose to either accept it or live a lie for the rest of their lives. A girl of 15? grin I was fûckîng around before that age. Go and die if that info hurts so much.

Sexual orientation isn't a switch, you may get to 30 and realize how much you love the same gender sex, believe it or not, it can come knocking whenever your brain feels like and when it does, it stays there forever. You can't run away from yourself, LOL...

Just tell that lady she is okay and help her move on with her life. There are Nigerian lesbians and bisexual ladies everywhere, she doesn't even have to look too hard to get a chic.

Take that advise if you're the lady in question.

Toodles kiss


Shame on you lady!! Yes..ladyboy! Tis your sexual orientation. And it disgust us!!
Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:26pm On Jul 03, 2016
foolinlove:


Homosexuality is genetic.

When you are conceived, you receive a copy of genes from your mother and a copy of genes from your father.

If a parent has two types of attraction genes - one for attraction to males and one for attraction to females, there is a 50% chance the child will receive either gene regardless of its gender.

So if the child receives a gene for attraction to females from both the father and mother, and the child is born a female, the child will have an attraction to females due to the genes she has recieved.

It is obviously more complicated than this, but I have tried to male it as simple as possible for you to understand.

I understand it is a crime, but Nigeria isn't exactly famous for it's treatment of people, positive history of human rights or availability of education. I don't mean this to sound mean, it's just a fact.

Homosexuality used to be illegal in many countries, but is now legal almost worldwide. There are even countries that allow homosexuals to be married. It's a human rights issue.

No one is forcing you to be gay. It doesn't harm you at all. Why are you concerned about how other people have sex - are you some kind of pervert? They're not hurting you! So mind your own business.

Homosexuality ain't genetic senorita!

As regards your argument about gay gene transfer of sex chromosomes(genosomes), male has XY sex chromosome(hetrogametic sex) and the female has XX sex chromosome(homogametic sex). The X(female) and Y(male) chromosome helps determines the gender of the baby depending on the one it inherits. This is basic rudimentary elementary biology.

New research even indicates that it is possible to tell whether a man is gay or straight by monitoring tiny changes in how his DNA functions AFTER birth – a field known as epigenetics. Epigenetic changes are known to be triggered by ENVIRONMENTAL FACTORS  such as chemical exposure, childhood abuse, diet, exercise and STRESS.
Long story short.. homosexuality ain't genetic oh!!

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Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by Mekzyzeus(m): 2:35pm On Jul 03, 2016
Nikita1:
Let her open herself to love a guy. It's just 'mindset' stuff. If I talk now, they will come for me

My dear talk jare!! Am Homophobic!!! Nobody was born gay! They chose the life style
Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by Mekzyzeus(m): 2:33pm On Jul 03, 2016
foolinlove:
If she lived in the western part of the world she wouldn't be so ashamed of herself.

She'd learn to accept and love herself for what she is - a lesbian.

People are born this way. There is a difficult path ahead of her. You can't "cure" homosexuality. It's like trying to cure your eye or hair color. You can use contact lenses, or dye your hair, but underneath your genes are still the same.

I implore you to support amd love your friend while she comes to terms with who she is. Often gay people turn to drugs and alcohol and suicide in order to cope with the shame they feel.


She may need to hide her sexuality, due to the laws in Nigeria , but she shouldn't feel ashamed for the way she was born.

I am praying for her. God loves everyone.

Hey!!! Lesbianism is a crime here in Nigeria!! Nobody was born gay, or homosexuality imprinted in one's gene
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Give A Lady Money After A Date? by Mekzyzeus(m): 2:26pm On Jul 03, 2016
This the kinda mentality that kills us!! You dropped her off, so no need to give her money!! Or you no tell us the real story say na oloshi you carry?? grin cheesy

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Politics / Re: Ambode Buys Roasted Plantain From A Roadside Trader by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:11pm On Jul 02, 2016
ThrillmeatRep:
He is better than ponmo cutting gov.

It is painful a life was lost.
If no street hawker, such loss ll be averted
#myopinion

And you honestly think people target in life is "street hawking"?? Tis condition hun!! More so, why deny them of their source of livelihood?? Banning street hawking and leaving touts(Agberos). Odinma!!
Fashion / Re: What's Your Take On Ladies With Nose Rings? by Mekzyzeus(m): 3:08pm On Jul 02, 2016
unapapadeycraze:
Why would a responsible lady wear nose ring? No responsible lady would do that.


Guys, do you find it sexy? Does it turn you on? It irks me. I detest it. Really! I think it makes a lady look very much like a cow.

I love ladies with nose rings! Gives them this lofty class, not to mention the sex appeal.. grin

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Romance / Re: I Have The Opportunity To Take My Pound Of Flesh From Her Now by Mekzyzeus(m): 3:06pm On Jul 02, 2016
This boy never move on oh!!! This recks of grande Immaturity grin cheesy
Science/Technology / Re: Timothy Addigi Builds A Nigerian Tractor by Mekzyzeus(m): 9:33pm On Jul 01, 2016
Sugarhugs:
Shit looks tight like Virgin Pusey.

Mstchew !!!.. whats the correlation ?
Politics / Re: I Regret Convening Meeting Same Day Saraki, Ekweremadu Were Elected - Oyegun by Mekzyzeus(m): 11:34am On Jun 26, 2016
DrRasheed:
If there is life there is hope. Saraki must go !!

Then your hope is dead!!! kiss
Romance / Re: This Shows That Konji No Be Bastard. by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:48am On Jun 24, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
undecided well all i see is "PENCIL!"

Bet you fancy HB pencils cheesy
Crime / Re: Policemen Beat A Bike Man To A Pulp In An Attempt To Seize His Bike by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:42pm On Jun 23, 2016
epmmiks:
Enjoying myself

..and how's that related to the post?? Mr show off **thumbs down**
Politics / Re: Dami Osinbajo Is Gorgeous, Osinbajo's First Daughter by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:40pm On Jun 23, 2016
LuveU2:
She is beautiful but me cant see wah made her gorgeous. Thats a big one.

Why will you see.. when you be alingo!! grin grin[i]
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Politics / Re: AMCON To Takeover Ben Murray-Bruce Companies by Mekzyzeus(m): 11:03am On Jun 23, 2016
deji68:
Why only Ben Bruce. ...dangote otedola e.t.c dey the List of debors too...we are heading to a one party state angry angry

Just negodu your reasoning !! What has party affiliation got to do with debt?? Why borrow money if you can't pay back?? Tis COMMON SENSE to always pay your debts!

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