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Politics / Re: The Executive Alone Can’t Enjoy Immunity – Saraki by Mekzyzeus(m): 10:56am On Jun 23, 2016
fearless2014:



Comprehension problem
He said heads & not all of them, Mark was president for 8yrs alone.

Listen to yourself !! Ya aware that the senate has no year cap as long as one keeps getting elected??
Now, assume a scenario of David Mark retaining the SP seat which they what immuned and he has corruption cases, when will he face his crimes?? That's your reality check! The executive can only be there for 8years max and will account for their excesses at the end.

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Family / Re: Why Are Dead People Not Leaving Their Families When They Died? by Mekzyzeus(m): 9:15pm On Jun 22, 2016
tee59:
Its been a month now dt I lost my mother. But what I discovered over d period of her death is dt I always feel her presence around me. She has appeared to me physically once and several times in my dream. Dear nairalanders, can you explain to me why is it so. Tnks.

Tis all in your head!! You will be amazed what the human brain is capable of masking especially when one is in grief
Education / Re: Reasons Why You Should Avoid Cultism. by Mekzyzeus(m): 3:48pm On Jun 19, 2016
Thunderlicious:
Cultism is better than the stupid Nigerian Police Force.

Grow up kiddo!!!

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Romance / Re: This White Girl With Very Big A*ss Is Disturbing The Internet (pictures ) by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:32pm On Jun 17, 2016
SUGARBEE:
What's up with Nigerian men and ass's?

And what's with Nigerian women and "gold-digging" angry grin

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Romance / Re: This White Girl With Very Big A*ss Is Disturbing The Internet (pictures ) by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:32pm On Jun 17, 2016
SUGARBEE:
What's up with Nigerian men and ass's?
Romance / Re: Is My Nigerian Friend Serious About Me? by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:53am On Jun 14, 2016
Abprettyneat:
So what everybody is saying that he will go back to his wife and he not serious with me and a player

Not really! Those were very subtle "reality check". I rather honestly advice you to follow you heart and fight "sensibly" for what you want, while at the same time not compromising your standards.
Romance / Re: Is My Nigerian Friend Serious About Me? by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:53am On Jun 14, 2016
Abprettyneat:
So what everybody is saying that he will go back to his wife and he not serious with me and a player

Not really! Those were very subtle "reality check". I rather honestly advice you to follow you heart and fight "sensibly" for what you want, while at the same time not compromising your standards.

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Romance / Re: Is My Nigerian Friend Serious About Me? by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:48am On Jun 14, 2016
IRserveMyComent:
The first to comment just said what i had in mind. He is married, there is no guarantee he wont leave you for another person if he should leave his wife for you. Tell him to forget about you.

The Op too "was" married too! So what's your point??
Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Breaks Up With Flavour by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:35pm On Jun 13, 2016
axortedbabe:
Best decision ever

You mean by bein a "baby mama"?.. but I will presume you meant by not succumbing to abortion cheesy
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy's Graduation Party More Expensive Than A Brand New Lamborghini!!!!! by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:30pm On Jun 13, 2016
icebebe:
Vanity

..Say the lady that still hustles for that same "vain money" wink cheesy
Business / Re: Why We Should Reject The N10,000 Withdrawal Limit by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:29pm On Jun 13, 2016
globatop:
What can naija do successfully?

..wail successfully and still do nothing! cheesy cheesy

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Autos / Re: Sold! New Neat Registered Land Rover 2000 Model @ N650k Negotiable by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:31pm On May 27, 2016
Is the car still available and it this legit??
Agriculture / Re: The Lizard We Killed Trying To Eat Our Eggs by Mekzyzeus(m): 7:16pm On May 26, 2016
georgen2u:
I was shocked today when I saw my fowls shouting for no reason until I investigated a saw this strange big lizard moving towards our packed eggs on crates

We killed it
My staff made pepper soup out of it. OMG fear didn't allow me eat it oh

Just negodu!! This is how new diseases cross over to humans. Monitor lizard don turn meat naw. grin grin
Politics / Re: Ambode Spent N3.2bn On Cancelled Buhari’s Visit–pdp by Mekzyzeus(m): 3:15pm On May 26, 2016
whitebeard:
the once great party has been reduced to this...well I am a Nigerian and this does not concern me...corruption or no corruption...Nigeria will still survive

See your reasoning... shocked shocked 0.1%
Politics / Re: $1.8bn Assets Of Aluko & Omokore To Be Frozen by Mekzyzeus(m): 3:13pm On May 26, 2016
What has Biafra got to do with this?
Infact, na better slap you need to reformat your brain!! tongue tongue.
Person thief money you dey call Biafra. Mstchew!!!
Politics / Re: Ambode Spent N3.2bn On Cancelled Buhari’s Visit–pdp by Mekzyzeus(m): 3:01pm On May 26, 2016
coldsummer:
you guys are on fire today PDP.

PDP has become CNN. If you need any false new, contact them.

There's an atom of truth in the allegation mister!! Attack and scrutinize the message, and not the messenger undecided
Romance / Re: Ladies , Can You Handle This? **watch this Video** by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:04am On May 26, 2016
I wonder which Igbo boy bullied you in your young age! Always spewing nonsense and playing the tribalistic card. Mstchew undecided

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Romance / Re: Can She Be Bed Wetting??? by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:57am On May 25, 2016
habby51:

Juju as how?
She's not my babe

Yeah!! Seems you ain't aware that there's lack of "marriageble men" in the "world" now. cheesy
Maybe she ain't your babe, but you are hers cheesy wink.
Romance / Re: Can U Lick D Sperms Of D One U Luv Ladies by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:52am On May 25, 2016
hibiscus76:

Yeah like a hare that you are

Atleast hare's are adventurous!! You should try it in your love life! wink embarassed
Romance / Re: Can U Lick D Sperms Of D One U Luv Ladies by Mekzyzeus(m): 12:54am On May 25, 2016
hibiscus76:
YUCK...wonder how some ladies 'lick' that slimy,irritating eruption..haba ladies, its meant to fertilize eggs naa..its not to be ingested at all.. no be tom-tom ah ah
Dear future boyfriend/fiance/husband, sorry to disappoint you but it's a no no for me..

Missionary girl on the trend!!

*this one go gobble the balls join** runs away grin cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Kayan Mata: Women’s New Methods Of Hypnotising Men by Mekzyzeus(m): 12:45am On May 25, 2016
Yuneehk:
*panting* Can't believe I read everything!. They'll still keep falling victims of Jazz whether you like it or not. Some of them no just like to use sense so the ladies help them put their senses to work.


Just negodu !!! Smh undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Kayan Mata: Women’s New Methods Of Hypnotising Men by Mekzyzeus(m): 12:44am On May 25, 2016
That's so wrong on so many levels!! Need I mention that it is "rape"! *no ask me how oh* cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Can She Be Bed Wetting??? by Mekzyzeus(m): 12:19am On May 25, 2016
Wow!!!! This whole issue stinks to high heaven. Two things are involved, either she was "wet dreaming" and mistakenly passed urine in her ecstasy, or she don use style do juju for you oh!! My brother, if the latter is the case, just pray hard oh... and change your mattress while you are at it grin

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Romance / Re: Can U Lick D Sperms Of D One U Luv Ladies by Mekzyzeus(m): 8:55pm On May 23, 2016
ZeeAfrica:
Wats the big deal? I always lick it anyway, but i never swallow. I mean love is a two way street, u have to give something to get something. My bae also licks me from head to toe, he even licks my ass, so wats de bigg? Wen u truely love someone, there is nothing u wudnt to

Way too much info!! cheesy wink. Licking of asshole ni!! Who that one don epp wink cheesy
Science/Technology / Re: Giant Monitor Lizard Captured In Lekki Today And Slaughtered In No Time by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:36pm On May 20, 2016
IRserveMyComent:
The type of meat they ate during the civil war days. heard they ate lizards and rats. Iv not seen a lizard as big as this oo.

My friend!!! Stop watching or cartoon network on cable and watch some educational NatGeo wild to brush you up!! cheesy
Romance / Re: Top 5 Places To Meet A Good Natured Girls In Nigeria by Mekzyzeus(m): 5:08pm On May 20, 2016
Oga!!! This is Nigeria oh!! Such is not obtainable in Nigeria! Art gallery ni.. cheesy
Be realistic jare!
Celebrities / Re: Akwa Ibom Finest Celebrities(pictures). by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:48pm On May 20, 2016
LovesonBlezz:
(11.) AND FINALLY; my humble self...abeg me sef na celebrity ..If u think am lying ask Lalasticlala and AngelAhnie grin Cc Fynestboi ijebabe MissyB3

Yeah!!! Face of evil celebrity!. wink cheesy cheesy
Education / Re: Missing 300L Female Student Of Babcock University (Pictured) by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:24pm On May 20, 2016
Love Machine:
We Nigerians take nameş very serious.No be white man děý bear names,such as Dickson and Bush but are successful?

Baba!! I hands up for you!! wink cheesy
Romance / Re: Can U Lick D Sperms Of D One U Luv Ladies by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:23pm On May 20, 2016
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Education / Re: 2016 Most Popular Careers Among Nigerian Students by Mekzyzeus(m): 4:20pm On May 20, 2016
[quote author=ladyF post=45804027]Eeyah...the course I filled for my JAMB no dey dere. OP abeg add Office Management na..

Ehya!! Business management would have been a better fit cry

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